"Hey, are you dead, just say something when you die. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ying Zheng put the two tables into a bed, threw the assassin on it, patted him on the cheek and said, "You have to play dead again, beware of me slapping you in the face with a shoehorn...... It really didn't happen. ”

"Zheng'er, who is he?" Zhao Ji asked.

Yingzheng has been away from home for many days, Zhao Ji is remorseful and worried in her heart, she doesn't think about tea and food all day long, and she is too late to be happy when she sees her son come back, so she welcomes him in without thinking about it, no matter who he is carrying on his back, he only remembered to inquire about the origin of this person at this moment.

"I didn't know what I picked up on the road. Probably because of the frustration of feelings and self-abandonment, young people nowadays are really ......" Yingzheng knew what Zhao Ji was worried about, and comforted her, "Don't worry, I've met him a few times, although I don't know his name, but he is very kind, has a good temper, never beats and scolds people, shouldn't be a bad person." ”

"Whew!" Thinking of several sad encounters, Ying Zheng couldn't wait to slap his two big mouths, and the feeling of telling lies with a conscience was like this. He said aggrievedly: "Why should I tell you nonsense for you, and damage my reputation as an honest and trustworthy citizen?" ”

"Zheng'er, go and rest, I'll take care of him," Zhao Ji said.

"No, I am responsible for the people I brought back," Ying Zheng quietly asked Zhao Ji after speaking, "I heard that you went back to Chang Yu to help cook again, what did the old boy do to you?" ”

"What?" Zhao Ji looked dazed.

"It's just rudeness, ill-intention, indecent intentions, and even rape."

"How is that possible? Chang Yu is not that kind of person," Zhao Ji said, "The big official is the great benefactor of our mother and son, and my mother doesn't want you to say that about him." ”

Seeing that Zhao Ji was really a little angry, Ying Zheng said: "Okay, I won't say it, you go back to sleep." ”

Zhao Ji left a little reluctantly, she didn't see her son for many days, and she actually had a lot to say to him.

"Don't be stunned, I don't need your help here, you rest early," Ying Zheng urged, Zhao Ji sighed and left.

Ying Zheng looked at the assassin brother carefully, and pushed the hair covering his face to the sides: "The little face is white enough, and I usually don't get a little flowers and grass." The little mouth is also quite red, so I don't kiss my mouth. With such a pointed chin, how many girls have you seduced? The waist board is so thin, it must be a loss to do too many bad things. Young people should pay attention to maintenance, tell you that my medicine is really good, tonifying the kidney and strengthening yang without side effects, do you recommend you to try it? Whether the golden gun is good or not, one dose will be effective. ”

"Ah......h Ying Zheng hurriedly asked, "Hey, how are you?" ”

Suddenly, the assassin's whole body trembled, and he sat up suddenly, spurting out a large mouthful of black blood from his mouth, and the taste was very pungent.

After spraying blood, the assassin brother lay down again, but his consciousness was somewhat clear, and he slowly opened his eyes.

"Are you awake?" Ying Zheng helped the assassin brother up.

As soon as he saw Ying Zheng's face, the assassin brother slapped him without saying a word, fortunately he was weak and weak at the moment, otherwise he would probably be able to slap out a few of Ying Zheng's teeth if he looked at that ruthlessness.

Ying Zheng just wanted to ask him why he was beating people indiscriminately, but the door was pushed open with a bang, and Zhao Ji slapped the assassin without saying a word: "Why did you beat my son, he rescued you, you didn't thank him, you still beat people." You go, you're not welcome here. ”

Yingzheng wondered why Zhao Ji was so angry, and hurriedly stepped forward to comfort: "Don't be angry, old lady, his mind is a little unclear now...... Didn't I tell you to go to sleep, go to sleep. ”

"Let's go, I'll be rare." The Assassin struggled to get up and was about to walk out, but as soon as he took two steps, he heard a loud shouting outside, and someone banged on the door: "Open the door, catch the assassin." ”

The assassin's heart tightened, and Ying Zheng hurriedly pushed Zhao Ji out of the door: "You go to support it first, how long can you delay, I'll hide him first." ”

"What's this doing on the big night?" Aunt Lu was woken up and hurried over to open the door, but Zhao Ji couldn't stop it.

A group of officers and soldiers who were fighting with open fire rushed in, and the general led by him said: "We have been ordered to come and arrest the assassin who assassinated the Plains King, and you should cooperate well." ”

"Assassin Plains?" The general's words shocked Zhao Ji all of a sudden, and she immediately thought of the identity of the person in Ying Zheng's room.

The general saw Zhao Ji's abnormality and asked, "This aunt, do you know anything about your appearance?" ”

"No, don't ask me, I don't know anything," Zhao Ji instinctively denied without thinking.

"Yes, if you don't think again, harboring the Assassins would be guilty of complicity," the general asked.

"I really don't know anything," Zhao Ji quickly calmed down, it was related to Yingzheng's life and death, and her emotions as a mother occupied the pinnacle of reason without much effort.

The change in Zhao Ji's attitude made the general a little uncertain, because Zhao Ji's reaction was very much in line with the performance of a frightened little woman.

"Tell all the people inside to come out, and we will go in and search," the general raised his hand, and all the officers and soldiers walked into the various houses.

Zhao Ji hurriedly blocked the door of Yingzheng's room: "You can't search this room, this is my son's room." ”

"You said I would search if you didn't want to search," the general was sure that Zhao Ji had a problem, he pushed Zhao Ji away, and then kicked the door in.

"Ah," a piercing scream came from the room. Everyone saw the general slowly withdraw from the door as if he had seen a ghost, and at the same time pointed a finger at the door of his head.

"Sister-in-law, I didn't mean to," the general said sweatingly.

It was only when the owner of that finger had completely walked out of the room that everyone could see what a terrifying existence it was.

A young woman who seems to be frightened, how to describe it, like a ripe sweet potato falling to the ground and being stepped on, with rouge gouache smeared on her face.

The general was obviously frightened by this woman's appearance, and his sergeants were even more surprised, there was such an ugly woman in the world?

I saw the woman clasping her hands on her chest, pulling the placket of her chest and saying with a sad and angry face: "You shameless person, you actually broke into the door while I was with the Xianggong and the courtesy, what is your intention?" Mother-in-law, daughter-in-law, I am definitely not a water-based poplar woman, you must call the shots for me, otherwise I will not live as a daughter-in-law. ”

The woman hugged Zhao Ji and accused the general of the crime, and Zhao Lu Cistanche's mother and daughter were so surprised that they opened their mouths wide and couldn't speak, the woman was obviously wearing Zhao Ji's clothes Yingzheng pretended.

The general asked Zhao Ji: "This is ......?"

"This is my son...... Daughter-in-law, yes, daughter-in-law. ”

The general and the sergeants under him were wondering what kind of fearless spirit a man with a strong heart would dare to marry such a woman who could scare ghosts to death in the cemetery. Could it be that the man's body is mutilated? All of them took great interest in the woman's husband.

"Xianggong, Xianggong, come out quickly, the slave family has been bullied by this group of rude people, you have to make the decision for me," Yingzheng sat on the ground and sprinkled.

"Hmph, who dares to bully my gentle, beautiful, lovely and kind wife."

A cold voice came, and all eyes turned to the door, only to see a handsome boy walking slowly, he was handsome, with red lips and white teeth, and he was reincarnated as a Song Yu who was alive in the world.

"This must be Ling Lang," the general asked.

"Yes...... Yes," Zhao Ji hesitated, "My son has just gotten married, and the newlywed Yan'er has made the adults laugh. ”

"It's not a smile, it's an eye-opener," the general shook his head and sighed, "There is such a paradoxical marriage in the world." ”

It is jaw-dropping that such a handsome young man and a son of Turbidity Shijia married an ugly girl who is comparable to no salt, but listening to the tone of that son, it seems that he really likes others, which is really incredible.

"Xianggong," the newlywed young woman shouted, twisting her bucket-thick waist, like a stupid bear rushing towards the handsome boy, but he accidentally stepped on the skirt under his feet and almost fell, but it didn't matter, he lifted his skirt and continued to walk, and finally threw himself into Xianggong's arms.

"Xianggong, the slave family loves you so much, you can't see the difference, come, let's continue," Yingzheng Bird snuggled in the arms of the assassin brother like a human, holding the child's waist with one hand and kneading, rubbing the other hand on the child's chest, the exaggerated style of the action is so bold that people dare not force it, "Xianggong, your chest muscles are so developed, just like two stones, the slave family likes it so much, especially just now you are really good, make people ********, die and die, die again, die so that you can't die anymore...... Hiss, it hurts......"

The assassin brother knocked Ying Zheng's hand down, and at the same time pinched Ying Zheng's waist and eyes hard, and Ying Zheng didn't faint in pain. The sergeants who searched were almost disgusted to death when they saw this concubine.

"Hey, why are you pinching me when you said you were acting," Ying Zheng asked with his eyes. Just now, the two of them made a plan in the room, and Ying Zheng originally wanted this assassin brother to pretend to be a woman, but he sternly refused, so Ying Zheng had no choice but to go into battle in person.

The little assassin brother glared at Ying Zheng fiercely, and also said with his eyes: "If you dare to touch me, beware of me strangling you." ”

"Yo he, threaten me, see that I don't disgust you to death," Ying Zheng made up his mind to disgust the assassin brother, broke his face, looked at his eyes with infinite affection, and said in a tone that couldn't be snarled anymore: "Xianggong, do you love me?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the sergeants present all felt like flies flew into their stomachs, and at the same time looked forward to what kind of answer the boy would have.

"Uh...... This ......" The assassin's face changed, looking quite embarrassed, he wanted to swing his head to the side, but Ying Zheng pinched his chin and didn't let go.

Ying Zheng asked: "What do you say, you said that you love me, and you will never leave me for the rest of your life, we will have a lot of dolls together, and we will live this life happily." ”

When he said this, Ying Zheng's eyes were full of provocative eyes: "Say it quickly, if you don't want to die, you can say it." Dude, I haven't seen any films, the taste is unfathomable, disgusting and can't kill me, I don't mind having a good friend. ”

The assassin brother secretly swept the surroundings with his eyes, and saw that everyone was paying attention to him with a magical gaze, and endured the churning discomfort in his abdomen, gritted his teeth and said: "I love you, I will never abandon you for the rest of my life, we will have a lot of dolls together, and we will live this life happily, okay." ”

"Xianggong, I'm so moved, come, kiss one," Ying Zheng held Zaigong's chin without hesitation, and gave him a deep kiss on the mouth, and the assassin's face was as red as a pig's liver.

It's strange that Ying Zheng didn't feel disgusting, but felt that there was a faint fragrance and sweetness on his lips, and there was a feeling that people couldn't stop.

In just a few seconds, it was a century long for everyone present, and when the two of them parted, Ying Zheng suddenly woke up: "It's not good, my orientation is really wrong, how can this be good." "Ying Zheng hurriedly ran the trick of collecting his heart.

The little brother of the assassin was like being struck by lightning, and he remained stunned for a long time without saying a word.

While those sergeants were still immersed in the shock just now, Ying Zheng grabbed the assassin's hand: "Xianggong, the so-called Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, let's continue with the action just now, by the way, was you on top or me on top just now?" ”

"Above...... The following ...... "The soulless assassin brother was pulled into the room by Yingzheng, and then there was the sound of ping pong lifting the table and throwing the stool, as well as the sister-in-law's happy cry: "Ou, to the prime minister, that's it, force, Ou, the slave family is so happy......"

"My lord, go in and search...... Search? A sergeant asked the general, his tongue a little knotted.

The general wiped the sweat from his forehead and glared at the sergeant fiercely, "It's not disgusting enough, I want to die." I didn't have time to escape, and I searched for a fart, so I said that everything was normal here. The general departed with his men, vowing never to come here again.

The sergeant to be searched walked away, Zhao Ji and Lu Cistanche mother and daughter hurriedly pushed the door in, only to see Ying Zheng lying on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, the clothes on his body were almost torn, and the assassin brother was stepping on Ying Zheng's back, holding a sword in his hand that had been aimed at Ying Zheng's back, as if he was about to be stabbed.

"What are you doing?" Zhao Ji rushed forward desperately and pushed the assassin brother away, "My son has saved you again and again, will you take revenge like this?" ”

The little Assassin cried, "I'm going to kill him, whoever wants him to do something to me." Don't worry, if I kill him, I will kill myself, and I should repay his life-saving grace. ”

Zhao Ji was no longer angry: "How can I do it, my son is noble, he is ...... Anyway, he's worthy of a hundred of you, and you're rich. Slow down, no, no, you're a man, my son is also a man, you two can't absolutely not match...... No, you also saw it, there was no way to do it just now, you and my son like to do that kind of thing with a man, it's not to save you. ”

Ying Zheng also said: "Big brother, I admit that you are very handsome, but you are not so handsome that both men and women can eat it." Dude is a normal man, even if you use ninety-nine eighty-one methods to seduce me, it's useless. ”

"You are shameless," the assassin raised his sword and stabbed again, and suddenly a fragrant wind penetrated into his mouth and nose, and he collapsed to the ground at once.

"Why did it fall again?" Ying Zheng pinched and pinched up, "One sentence can knock you down, it's too fragile." It's just a joke to stab Plains-kun like this. Sister Lu, does he have any problems? ”

"Maybe I'm running out of energy or I'm just scared." Cistanche grabbed the Assassin's wrist.

"That's good...... I really shouldn't have saved this white-eyed wolf and thrown you out when I turned around. Ying Zheng said angrily.

"No, he's poisoned," Cistanche said suddenly.

"Poisoned?"

Lu Cistanche was just about to explain, but Aunt Lu came out and said, "What poisoning, don't talk nonsense...... Cistanche doesn't know medical skills, how can she be accurate, let's find a serious doctor to come and take a look. ”

Ying Zheng scratched his head, and was embarrassed: "Where to find a doctor now, even if there are people who dare not come." ”

"Don't look for a doctor, please," Childe said in a daze, "I'm fine, you let me stay here for one night, and I'll leave early tomorrow morning, and I promise not to bother you." ”

"Zheng'er, what should I do next? It was too dangerous to leave an assassin at home. Zhao Ji said worriedly.

Ying Zheng said: "It doesn't matter, I have a magic weapon in my hand, and no one dares to search again, who can not give General Li Mu's face." ”

Ying Zheng handed over a golden sign to Zhao Ji, regretting why he didn't think about it just now, if he went out with this sign just now, those people would not dare to search for it, why should he pretend to be a woman and disgust himself.