In the evening, Han Xiao led the little donkey, and the little donkey carried the little girl on the mountain road. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The little girl asked Han Xiao: "Who are you, I don't think you look like a farmer, you look white and clean, and you don't look like a scholar, you are not as plain and good-looking as a scholar, I saw that your kung fu is so good just now, hey, are you a dart head?" ”

Han Xiao now regrets why he took this burden with him temporarily, this is not to punish the masked woman, this is purely self-inflicted, this little girl is not an ordinary person who can speak, chattering along the way and not bringing water, Han Xiao almost couldn't help but want to ask her if she was thirsty.

The little girl spoke endlessly, Han Xiao remembered a famous joke in his previous life, turned his face and asked the little girl seriously: "Do you know why women don't grow beards?" ”

The little girl was stunned, obviously not knowing what Han Xiao asked to suddenly ask this question, her eyes rolled and she asked, "Why?" ”

Han Xiao said: "It's because when a woman speaks, she keeps buzzing like a mosquito, how can a beard grow?" ”

The little girl understood what Han Xiao meant, and she didn't know what she thought, so she suddenly laughed.

"Huh? What are you laughing at? ”

Soon, Han Xiao regretted asking this question.

The little girl said, "I think, if a woman doesn't grow a beard for this reason, then I must talk more, otherwise think about how ugly a woman is to grow such a long beard because she doesn't like to talk, do you say?" ”

Han Xiao held his forehead with his hand, barren mountains and mountains, how to make this cumbersome shot!

After walking for a while, no matter how the little girl spoke, Han Xiao didn't respond, the little girl patted the little donkey's back fiercely, "Don't go, don't go, I'm so tired!" Freak, let's take a break, you see it's getting dark! ”

Kook? Hearing this title, Han Xiao was stunned for a moment, and then reflected that he was calling himself, thinking about it for so long, whether he was tired or not was secondary, and his stomach was really a little hungry.

"Okay, then take a break."

"Okay, you can rest!" The little girl cheered.

Han Xiao pulled the little donkey aside and dragged a handful of weeds from the side of the road to feed the little donkey.

"Hey, weirdo, what are we going to eat?" The little girl asked.

Han Xiao took out two steamed buns that had been dried from the package on the back of the little donkey, "First, my name is Han Xiao, not a weirdo, and second, stay with me and talk as little as possible, otherwise, although I have no interest in the little girl who is not fully developed, I don't mind treating you like I did with that woman today." ”

This is the way Han Xiao thought of rectifying this little girl, killing her really can't do it, she should also see it, but it's still okay to treat her like she did during the day.

Han Xiao subconsciously thought about that scene, hehehe, his face showed lewdness. Swinging smiles.

"Hey, what do you want, is the steamed bun in my hand for me?"

The little girl's words woke Han Xiao up from YY's world, guilty of sin, I am an outstanding talent who has graduated from a higher education institution in the 21st century, how can I have such a dirty thought, facing a little girl who is very likely to be an adult yet, Han Xiao, you must hold on.

praised himself in his heart, but Han Xiao had no expression on his face at all, and put the steamed bun in his hand in the little girl's hand, "Yours!" ”

The little girl looked at the steamed bun in her hand, only took a bite and shouted: "What are you, it's so hard, it makes me eat all my teeth, I can't eat it at all!" ”

Han Xiao untied the kettle from the little donkey's back and threw it to her: "Water." ”

The little girl shook her hand, "I don't drink it, my father told me that men and women don't kiss each other, especially things like kettles used by men, if you share one with men, it is not a woman's way." ”

Han Xiao didn't speak, he was silent to deal with the steamed buns in his hand, a mouthful of water and a mouthful of steamed buns, he had been living like this for a long time, sleeping in the open air, there was no bitterness or hardship, what kind of conditions and what kind of life he lived, it was the truth he knew in his previous life.

The little girl couldn't stand it, from staring at Han Xiao with wide eyes at the beginning, to letting go of her voice and shouting loudly, "Starve me to death!" Starve me to death! ”

Depend on! I can't bear it!

"Shut up!"

The little girl was startled by Han Xiao's big drink, and said suddenly: "I'm hungry." ”

Han Xiao scratched his hair with a headache and stood up without saying a word.

The little girl looked at Han Xiao.

Han Xiao looked around for a while, because it was already late, the role of the eyes was very limited, and the ears could collect more information.

"Hey, what are you doing standing there, motionless?" The little girl couldn't read it.

Han Xiao made a silent movement, locked onto the west from afar, and rushed out with his feet.

Immovable as a mountain, the tiger is on the dragon plate, moving as a rabbit, there is the majesty of the tiger roaring in the mountains and forests, and there is the silence of the arrows.

The little girl sat where she was, surrounded only by the rustle of leaves in the wind.

It is human nature to be afraid of the dark, and women are usually more sensitive than men in this regard.

The little girl felt a little furry in her heart, and slowly moved to the donkey's side, "Little donkey, what did you say he was doing?" ”

The donkey just squeaks and chews grass leaves, saying that it is eating grass, but in fact it is more like a collision between the upper and lower teeth, and it looks even more eerie in the dark night.

"Weird, weird, Han Xiao, Han Xiao, I'm not talking, come back quickly." The little girl's voice trembled.

"That's what you said." A voice suddenly appeared,

"Ahh Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hell! Yes! The little girl was frightened, and it was easy to lose her ability to distinguish in situations of extreme stress, so that the little girl did not hear the sound as familiar as it was, and held her head and screamed in a voice of three thousand decibels.

"If you keep calling it like this, don't talk about ghosts, any monsters in the mountains, black and white impermanence will pop out."

The little girl finally stopped screaming, looked at Han Xiao who came out of the grass, her mouth opened wider and wider, and she said from the bottom of her heart: "Oh my God! ”

Han Xiao was carrying a colorful tiger on his shoulder, and his body was stained with blood.

Han Xiao slammed the tiger to the ground, "I'm lucky tonight, I can open a meat game." ”

"Did you kill you?" Although the little girl knew that Han Xiao's kung fu was good, she didn't expect it to be so ・・・・・・.

Han Xiao has already begun to decompose the tiger, inch by inch.

Flintstones, butcher knives, sheepskin bags, all kinds of seasonings, the utensils that Han Xiao brought when he went out this time were quite complete, and when he went out, he had already thought of eating game, and it was Han Xiao's habit to prepare everything before doing things.

"This tiger is so pitiful, you are so cruel." The little girl closed her eyes, not wanting to see what Han Xiao was doing such a bloody thing.

"Do you eat or not?" The tiger meat had already been worn by Han Xiao and put on the fire.

The aroma of the meat spreads quickly.

The little girl opened her eyes and said, "Eat!" ”

Han Xiao knew that this girl was not too clever.