Chapter 156: Dry firewood meets fire
Xiao Youjiao said angrily: "I hate it." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Yuan Xi suddenly asked, "You didn't stay in the room, why did you come out?" ”
Xiao You hooked Yuan Xi's neck and said, "People miss you." ”
Yuan Xi smiled evilly: "Where do you miss me?" ”
Xiao You snorted, broke free from Yuan Xi's clutches, and fled into the distance, "Childe, you are necrotic." ”
Yuan Xi instructed: "Don't run around at night, be careful of being eaten by others." ”
Xiao You turned around and stuck out his tongue playfully, "Got it, I'm going to find something to eat, otherwise I'll have no strength to scream when I can do it." ”
"What a grinding goblin." Yuan Xi shook his head helplessly, and then walked to his room.
Xiao You casually walked around the kitchen, and then sneaked out of Yuan Xi's mansion to report to Yuan Jiang.
Seeing Xiaoyou again, Yuan Jiang was a little surprised, "Xiaoyou, why are you here again?" ”
Cherry bit her onion finger tightly with her small mouth, and said with a smile: "Isn't Childe welcome?" ”
Yuan Jiang smiled dumbly, "Of course you are welcome." ”
Gently closing the door, Xiao You lowered his voice and said seriously: "Childe, I just got the news from Yuan Xi, they are going to invite you to Wangxian Tower tomorrow, and they will poison the wine you drink." ”
"Poisoned, it seems that they want to treat others in their own way?" Yuan Jiang raised his eyebrows with interest and asked casually, "What kind of poison are they going to give me?" Sweat pills? ”
"Sweat medicine, what's that?" Xiao Yu blinked suspiciously.
Yuan Jiang touched his nose stupidly, "So you don't even know about sweat medicine?" ”
Xiao You shook his head seriously, "I don't know." ”
"Eh, I'll explain this sweat medicine to you later, can you tell me what kind of poison they are going to give me first?"
"Bliss Medicine."
"Listening to this name, it should be a good medicine, how did it become poison?"
Just as Xiao You didn't know what the sweat medicine was, Yuan Jiang didn't know what this blissful medicine was.
Xiao You wrinkled his nose suspiciously, and looked at Yuan Jiang like an alien, "Childe doesn't even know about the Bliss Medicine?" Hehe, you're not deliberately teasing Xiaoyou, are you? ”
Yuan Jiang shrugged his shoulders innocently and said extremely seriously: "I really don't know what this is Bliss Medicine. ”
Looking at Yuan Jiang's serious appearance, Xiao You couldn't help but laugh, "Childe, you should still be a chick, right?" ”
Yuan Jiang nodded awkwardly, in exchange for a more hearty laugh, Xiao You said: "No wonder Childe doesn't know, this blissful medicine is our special use to deal with new chicks, in layman's terms, it is an aphrodisiac." ”
"Aphrodisiacs? You said Yuan Xi was going to give me an aphrodisiac? ”
Yuan Jiang's mouth was open, and he was able to put down his fist, but at the same time, the tiger's body shook, the chrysanthemum tightened, and there was a chill in his heart for no reason.
The fans in the live broadcast room laughed--
"666, I didn't expect Yuan Lao Er to be interested in our Brother Jiang's chrysanthemums."
"It's amazing my brother, I can't help but think of Jay Chou's song - chrysanthemums are broken, and the ground is full of wounds."
"Brother Jiang, did you feel a yin wind blowing by the flowers in the backyard? Ha ha. ”
Xiao You nodded seriously, "What's the matter, is there a problem?" ”
Yuan Jiang rolled his eyes, "It's a big problem, what is this guy doing with aphrodisiacs if he has nothing to do?" ”
Xiao You said: "Don't you know that Yuan Zhoumu will invite Liu Bei's envoy to the Wangxian Tower tomorrow, if the time comes, he sees you hooking up with a group of Qinglou women in the building, that scene, tsk, I can't bear to look at it directly." ”
There was a fierce light flashing in Yuan Jiang's eyes, "It turns out that this guy wants me to make a fool of myself in front of my father and Liu Bei's envoy, so that I will be ruined." ”
"Exactly, Childe, it's better that you don't go tomorrow, Yuan Xi, this guy, will definitely invite the powerful children of Shouchun City to go, and it will not only be you who will lose face at that time."
"No, why not?" The corners of Yuan Jiang's mouth lifted a playful smile, "Tomorrow I will not only go, but also put on a good show for my father." ”
Xiao You frowned slightly, and asked suspiciously, "What's the show?" ”
"Well, hehe, I can't tell you for the time being, when you go to Wangxian Tower tomorrow, you will naturally know." Yuan Xi laughed dryly, and said, "Xiaoyou, I need your help with something." ”
"What?"
Yuan Jiang was silent for a while, and said: "When you drink the banquet tomorrow, no matter what, you have to let Yuan Xi bring you, and when the time comes, during the banquet, you will see my eyes and act, and secretly exchange my wine for Yuan Xi." ”
Xiao You blinked a pair of big smart eyes and asked curiously, "Childe, is this going to be a plan?" ”
A hint of banter flashed in Yuan Jiang's eyes, and he said, "Yes, as long as you can change the wine of the two of us, I promise to put on a shocking show for you." ”
"Really?" A pair of big eyes kept blinking, and Xiao You nodded seriously, "Childe, don't worry, Xiao You will definitely live up to his mission." ”
Yuan Jiang said: "Okay, you go back first, otherwise Yuan Lao Er should be suspicious." ”
"Whoa!" Xiao You agreed, and when he turned around and was about to retreat, he suddenly remembered something, and turned to ask Yuan Jiang again, "Childe, do you want me to find you a few crooked melons and cracked dates?" Will you serve Yuan Lao Er tomorrow? ”
Yuan Jiang shook his head, with an unconcealable smile in his eyes, "If you find a few ugly girls, it's too cheap for him, I have a more powerful killer feature, you can wait and see tomorrow." ”
After Xiao You left, Bu Feiyan walked in from outside the house, her pretty face was covered with a layer of frost, and before Yuan Jiang could speak, she said: "This Yuan Lao Er is really hateful, he dares to make you ugly in front of his master." ”
Yuan Jiang poured her a cup of tea and comforted: "Don't be angry, whether this plan can be successful or not is another matter." ”
Bu Feiyan's delicate two eyebrows were slightly raised, and she said, "Look at you like this, is there a way to deal with him?" ”
Yuan Jiang nodded, "You also heard it just now, I asked Xiao You to exchange our wine at the table, as long as this Yuan Lao Er drinks that glass of wine, keep an unforgettable memory, tsk, I am happy when I think about it." ”
Bu Feiyan seemed to be interested, "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, let's talk about your plan." ”
Yuan Jiang said with a smile: "After Yuan Lao Er drank that cup of wine mixed with aphrodisiacs, I will go out under the pretext, and let Chen Zhi drive a few dogs in when the time comes. ”
"Flutter!"
When Bu Feiyan heard this, he squirted out all the tea in his mouth, pointed at Yuan Jiang, and made up the picture at that time, laughing so much that he couldn't speak.
Yuan Jiang raised his eyebrows proudly, and said seriously: "This Yuan Lao Er finally came to my Huainan for a trip, how can he let him return empty-handed?" This Huainan beauty, he has tasted; But this Huainan dog, he has never even seen it, this is also my Huainan thing, I can't favor one over the other. ”
As soon as these words came out, Bu Feiyan laughed directly, rubbing her stomach with her little hands, the teacup in her hand had already knocked over to the ground, and after a long time, she said with difficulty, "You are also damaged." ”
(To be continued.) )