Chapter Seventy-Six: Eavesdropping
“...... Sizzle...... Oh......"
Zhang Xin gasped and couldn't help but snort bitterly. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info the cold toilet planned the wound, and the buttocks were hot and painful. I really miss the days when there was toilet paper...... Zhang Xi shaved his ass clean while thinking about it, and threw the small wooden stick used as a toilet chip into the pit, and when he stood up, he only felt that his butt was not his own....... You don't have to turn your head to know that the originally white butt must have turned into a rotten peach, and you touch the blood on your hand with your hand.
"Oh my God...... Am I your own brother......." Zhang Xin complained and lifted his pants, but inevitably touched the wound again, and couldn't help but "......sizzle" and snort.
Zhang Xin's ass became like this, completely thanks to Zhang Yi. After the autumn harvest, the government soldiers began a small exercise on three days and a major exercise on the fifth day. Zhang Xin became a whip for three days and a military stick for five days. I don't know if Zhang Yi's requirements are too strict, Zhang Xin only thinks that compared to now, which military training is a fart! I realized from personal experience that the soldiers in ancient times were much more bitter than now, running around the school field and playing with stone locks, not to mention the basic skills of equipment, what made Zhang Xin most fatal was the various formations, what attack was used in the arrow array, the Yanling array used in the combination of foot and horseman, and the sky covering array used in the combination of foot and bow....... There are dozens of zero-zero total, and Zhang Yi requires not only to stand, but also to be able to row and use. How can poor Zhang Xin understand this? The end result is that the injury on the butt yesterday is not good, and today it is another board.
Carefully lifting his pants, Zhang Xin flew up and kicked the thatched door of the dry toilet open, but the force was a little fierce, and he accidentally pulled his buttocks, and he grinned again. scolded secretly and limped back. The day after tomorrow I have to practice again, if I don't raise my ass well, Zhang Xin will collapse, and when I think of others seeing me walking with my buttocks, Zhang Xin can't wait for a crack in the ground for him to get into.
As he was walking, Zhang Xin's ears suddenly moved, and a long sigh of "sigh......" reached Zhang Xin's ears. This voice is still quite far away from here, but Zhang Xin's ears are deaf and clear-sighted, and he can instantly hear that this is Zhang Yi's sigh.
Zhang Xin was curious, in the past few days, Zhang Yi has been like eating explosives, he either roars or screams every day, and he often beckons to himself with a whip and a big stick, and he doesn't know what he has encountered now, so he sighs like this. At the moment, curiosity was troubled, and regardless of the pain in the buttocks, he twisted his butt and moved to the wall, grabbed the wall with both hands, and climbed over the wall effortlessly with a pull-up, and his feet were wrong, and he fell into Zhang Yi's yard like a fallen leaf, without making a sound.
As soon as Zhang Xin landed, he saw Zhang Xi in the yard pruning flowers and plants with a pair of big scissors. Zhang Xinxin said bad things, I still want to eavesdrop on my brother why sighing, if your call is found out by my brother, what can't be heard, don't say anything, eighty percent of you will have to be beaten up. At that moment, his heart was like lightning, an arrow step, and the distance of three zhang came in an instant, and his big hand covered Zhang Xi's mouth.
Zhang Xi only felt a flower in front of him, a big hand pressed his mouth tightly, and then a foul smell came, but it turned out that Zhang Xin had just come out of the toilet and had not washed his hands, and the on his hands used in the toilet had not been wiped clean.
Zhang Xin covered Zhang Xi's mouth and whispered: "Don't make a noise......." Zhang Xi nodded hurriedly, for fear that he would hesitate for a moment and then be smoked to death. Zhang Xin saw Zhang Xi nodding before putting down his big hand. As soon as the big hand left Zhang Xi's mouth, Zhang Xi felt a hot current in his abdomen, his throat itched, and he was about to spit out a mouth. Seeing this, Zhang Xin put his hands together and pressed the two acupoints on his chest, the giant que and the lower abdomen Tianshu, Zhang Xi instantly felt a tightness in his chest, and the heat flow in his abdomen was instantly suppressed, so he had to squat on the ground and retch.
Zhang Xi's tears fell, and he finally relieved himself, and glared at Zhang Xin viciously. Zhang Xin smiled, knowing that he was a little excessive, so he hurriedly made an apology, and then made a "shhh" gesture with his index finger pointing up, beckoning Zhang Xi to follow.
The two of them crept to the wall, their ears pressed to the green bricks, and the movement in the room was immediately clear.
“...... Husband, Ashin is young and ignorant, don't worry about him. When he grows up in a few years, he will naturally understand your hard work. ”
"Alas...... Ashin will be sixteen after the New Year...... The children of other people's families can get married and split up and be self-reliant...... But Ashin ......" said this, Zhang Yi sighed leisurely, "It is said that loving mothers are more defeated, maybe it was because I was too arrogant in the past, and now he can't do anything......"
"Hehe......" Han Niangzi smiled, her voice tone was not cold at all when she taught Zhang Xin a lesson, but there was an indescribable gentleness, "It's not right for the husband to say that, I have heard of a woman in the boudoir, Ashin is born with divine power, and he is a rare fierce general throughout the ages..... That's too much. ”
"Bang!" There was a sudden loud noise in the room, which frightened Zhang Xin outside the wall and shrank his head, as if Zhang Yi's slap was not on the table, but on his head.
"I'm angry when I say it!" I only heard Zhang Yi say loudly: "This little bastard began to look at no one with a little strength, I have been teaching him a volume of "Formation Diagram" for almost a month, but yesterday I asked him what the six kinds of formation of the Yanling Array were, and he couldn't solve such a simple question!" It's so at me! I think when I followed Xue Shuai, how could anyone teach me? Relying on my own rote memorization, I memorized the "Formation Diagram" backwards in less than seven days! I think he is either stupid, or he is not attentive, he is greedy for fun, what is the difference between him and the anointing children in Chang'an City who eat and wait for death! Speaking of this, Zhang Yi paused, and continued to hate: "I admit that his martial arts are good, but that's just the courage of a horseman, can he fight five ten, can he fight five hundred and one thousand?" He can shoot with a random arrow, he is full of holes, and he doesn't know the art of war, and he can use himself to fight a fart! ”
Zhang Xin was also sweating when he heard this outside the wall, knowing that what Zhang Yi said was right, he really didn't put much thought into the military book recently, and every day in addition to practicing martial arts is playing, Zhang Yi scolded himself not wronged......
While Zhang Xin was repenting, he listened to Mrs. Han and comforted: "Don't worry, husband...... The concubine felt that Ashin was just playful, not that she had any bad intentions...... A few days ago, Ashin's doll-kissed Xiaoliu lady didn't come over, I looked at it and knew how to learn, and it happened that Ashin was also an adult after the New Year, so he simply got married....... Maybe after becoming a family, Ashin will be able to mature a little more. ”
The room fell into silence for a long time, and only after half a sound did I hear Zhang Yi's thoughtful voice, "Hmm...... Justified ......"