At this moment, the corners of Zhu Zilong's mouth twitched, messy in the wind!

He roared like thunder in his heart, numb, I will buy the Women's and Children's Hospital in Chenjia City when I turn around, and Lao Tzu will be the president. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Of course, this is a later story, at this moment, everyone is holding the moon and pulling the boyfriend of the eldest aunt's daughter to the table and sitting down.

The eldest aunt said happily: "Luo Li, your medical skills are not bad, I heard that in a while, you can be promoted to chief doctor." Right? ”

Luo Li took a glass of wine, drank it all, and nodded. With such a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, like a cultural person. But the arrogance on his face is very obvious!

Zhu Zilong sat down silently again!

Alas, in the final analysis, they are still relatives, and they can't use force, and they can't directly smash 100 million cash on the table, which seems too classless.

This cottage dragon prince, this dragon man, this four seas dragon marquis is bitter in his heart, this baby is tired, alas!

The whole eating process ended in the boasting of my grandmother's family.

said that it was good to pretend to be better, and said that it was good to pretend to be a pig and slap his face, alas, Zhu Zilong felt that he had not found a place to play in the middle at all, the revolution had not yet succeeded, and the comrades still had to wait!

Finally, the opportunity is always reserved for pretending, oh no, it's for those who are prepared!

After the meal is over, for the smokers, a cigarette after the meal is as happy as a fairy. No, Luo Li didn't bring a birthday gift, and finally felt a little embarrassed, so he took out a cigarette from the world from the official car he borrowed.

And the world cigarettes are also high-end cigarettes, a pack costs about 60 yuan, and a piece is 600 yuan.

At this moment, Zhu Zilong's eyes lit up, hahahahahaha, it was only 600 yuan a piece, and finally the era of my brother came. Look at the moves!

You think I'm a real dragon?

Zhu Zilong immediately returned to the pickup truck and took out a sack, yes, a sack of cigarettes.

It turned out that the relatives inside were still taking Luo Li's cigarettes and blowing sticks to each other. But when Zhu Zilong opened the sack, one person gave out a real dragon Shengshi best cigarette.

All the men are holding the real dragon in the prosperous world, you look at me, I look at you, and they looked at each other for a while.

This, this, this, what's the situation?

A few thousand yuan of Zhenlong Shengshi's best cigarettes, you treat them as a five-yuan pack of betel nuts, and send them casually?

Really?

One, two, three, four, five, this is only a few dozen less, right? Not hundreds of thousands?

Zhu Zilong, who finished smoking, confidently put out a poss, waiting for the praise of his relatives.

finally paid off, and my grandfather's birthday boy spoke:

"Long baby, put away these fake cigarettes. No matter how poor we countrymen are, we can't take the wrong path. The roots and bones must be hard, otherwise how can you have the face to see your ancestors? ”

Buton!

Zhu Zilong, Boss Zhu, and Comrade Marquis Zhu didn't stand firm all of a sudden, and fell under the table.

God, when did it become a fake cigarette, you guys are too illiterate.

Of course!

It is no wonder that relatives led by my grandfather suspect that Zhu Zilong's cigarettes are fake.

Who has ever seen a cigarette in a sack of several thousand yuan, or a bunch of random cigarettes? It's not about bribery!

Moreover, your family just bought a car and repaid the money, two or three hundred thousand years should be there, we believe it.

Now more than 100,000 yuan of cigarettes are used as courtesy, which is a little unbelievable.

Well, it's obviously a fake cigarette!

The above is what my grandfather's relatives think in their hearts, and it is estimated that they are not far from ten.

At this moment, Zhu Zilong only felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee, even if the cigarette was real and it was very comfortable to smoke at this moment, these people would think that it was just a fake cigarette that was very realistic, right?

Daddy, don't I just want to pretend to be a comparison?

How can it be so hard?

And let the unpleasant pretend?

Zhu Zilong only felt very sad at this moment, very painful, very, I really regretted that I didn't ask for an invoice, otherwise I could use the invoice to prove that it was real cigarettes.

Well, not necessarily, maybe, grandpa they think the invoice is also fake.

Punish several crimes together, maybe ask Zhu Zilong to turn himself in. I'm going to go, it's really a possibility!

Sweat!

In order to avoid the problem of letting relatives and grandfathers continue to educate themselves, Zhu Zilong silently put away the remaining Zhenlong Shengshi cigarettes, put them back into the sack, and put them back on the pickup truck.

I'm not going to play with you guys, okay?

You big bears, two bears, and big gray wolves, is it easy for me to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? As a result, it became a success in pretending to be a pig, and the tiger did not eat one!

At this moment, Zhu Zilong is desperate, he is not afraid of enemies like gods, but he is afraid of relatives who are as illiterate as pigs.

Because these people's knowledge is not good, and the prejudice psychology is very heavy, you talk to them about the grade, and they talk to you about taste. You talk to them about cigarettes, they talk to you about the director. You talk to them about pickup trucks, and they tell you that the official cars you borrow are better than yours.

It's like playing the piano to the cow, and the most important thing is that Yagen doesn't believe what you say, it's true.

It is estimated that if you just throw 100 million yuan on the table, they will tell you bitterly in the next second, asking you to turn yourself in. Because, making counterfeit banknotes for 100 million is a capital offense. Let's be frank and lenient!

In this way, even if you go to prison, you can get leniency and come out alive before the age of ninety-nine.

Taking a hard puff of his cigarette, Zhu Zilong's heart was like a million, oh no, 100 million grass and mud beasts rushed by. At this moment, his heart was already vomiting blood thirty, three hundred, oh no, only thirty thousand liters. I'm not talking to these guys anymore. I'm playing in the mud, okay?

Thinking of this, the next minute.

Zhu Zilong walked out, passed by the door of the courtyard, and looked up to see the resting third uncle making bamboo strips and smoking cigarettes.

"Good smoke is different, Long Wa, the third uncle believes that you are real smoke!" The third uncle said to Zhu Zilong.

Hearing this, in an instant, Zhu Zilong ran to the third uncle in tears, hugged the third uncle is roar, and burst into tears.

"Third uncle, third uncle, third uncle, you are really my relative, woo, woo, or you are the best for me, believe me, believe that my cigarettes are real! I still have it in the car, do you want it or not, it's all for you! ”

Sure enough, there are still good people in these years.

Embarrassment!

In the next second, Zhu Zilong turned around to wipe away his tears, ran back to the pickup truck, and put three sacks, that's right, this time it was three sacks. A total of 100 True Dragon Shengshi cigarettes were hugged and all given to the third uncle.

Third Uncle Chen Yuanshi was frightened, and hurriedly said: "Don't don't, third uncle, I can't smoke such expensive cigarettes, this is too much, just enjoy it occasionally." ”

Zhu Zilong posed, waved his hand very generously, and said, "It's okay, I won't smoke anyway." If you really can't finish smoking, you can go to a tobacco shop and sell it for some money, which is definitely real smoke. Well, it should be, I bah, of course it's true. ”

It's dangerous!

Zhu Zilong touched his head and thought to himself, I almost brainwashed my grandfather's relatives, obviously it was real smoke, and I was suspicious. Sweat!

At this moment, if everyone recalls this picture in the future, it will definitely be full of flavors and extremely entangled.

A hundred true dragons are prosperous, and it is only hundreds of thousands of yuan when converted into RMB, which is enough to buy a house and a car!

Now I can't send it out, and I'm drunk!

- (To be continued.) )