Chapter 38 If you want to be promoted, you must abstain from alcohol
Yun Caixin leaned on the ground and raised his hair with his hand, as if this was much more graceful than standing up, this action reminded Bai Mo of Su Qi'er played by Stephen Chow. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"When the head of the sect is not there, such a major matter needs to be decided jointly by the Sword Sect and the Second Sect Master of the Sword Sect according to the rules."
Yun Caixin said it reasonably, and it was impossible to refute it.
Lu Guichen was not happy, Bai Mo's conditions were worthless to Lu Guichen's psychological bottom line, Yun Caixin spoke out against it at this time, didn't he deliberately get along with him Lu Guichen?
Lu Guichen was so angry that he directly dragged Yun Caixin up, and then threw it out fiercely, Yun Caixin was powerless to break free from this throw, but he changed his body shape in mid-air, stepped on the ground on his toes, and landed on the ground steadily, hit the dust on his clothes, held his orchid fingers, and said lazily: "I didn't say I disagree, as for it?" ”
"Then what are you talking about!"
Lu Guichen was furious and had already drawn out the Spring and Autumn Great Sword.
Yun Caixin pursed his lips and said, "After all, seeing that you guys who make swords are not pleasing to the eye, why not stir it up?" As he spoke, he glanced at Bai Mo and frowned with some disgust.
Bai Mo laughed and said, "You see that I look better than you, this is not pleasing to the eye, right?" Yun Gong's name, Bai is like thunder. ”
"Oh, yes, I've never heard of you, Bai Mo."
Bai Mo smiled even more happily: "Then how did Yun Gong know that my name is Bai Mo?" ”
Yun Cai's heart is stagnant.
"This ...... Anyway, I just know, what can you do with me? Lao Tzu is a master! Be careful, I'll get angry and disfigure your stinky face! ”
Lu Guichen immediately stood between Bai Mo and Yun Caixin, and said angrily: "Fake girl, this is my guest!" You can't come nonsense! ”
"Humph!"
Yun Caixin's squeamish cold snort made Bai Mo feel that this person was a little ...... was disgustingly cute, and immediately took a few steps back, but Yun Caixin said proudly: "Hehe, I'm really scared." ”
"What the hell do you want?"
Lu Guichen simply wanted to kill this person immediately.
"He said he was going to let you break through the bottleneck, right? This is considered to have passed your level by trading, and if you want to pass my level, you still need to make a transaction. ”
Bai Mo was a little curious: "What deal?" ”
It shouldn't be some kind of dirty deal, looking at Yun Caixin's face and disgusting behavior, this person is a good guy with Longyang nine times out of ten.
"Hehe...... Yun Caixin smirked: "I heard that you are very famous for writing poems and lyrics?" ”
Bai Mo nodded.
"Temporarily ranked third among the three merry products, it is not as good as Yun Gong's status in the martial arts."
"It's nothing, I never ask them if they have a high status when I make friends, anyway, they are not as high as me. Since you have some influence in the literati circle, why don't you write a poem? ”
Yun Caixin was eager to try: "It's just the title of 'Sword Sect Sect Master is as beautiful as a heavenly immortal'. ”
A strong desire to retch welled up from the bottom of Bai Mo's heart, this Sword Sect Sect Master was simply the biggest strange flower he had seen in the past twenty years, but thinking of the social atmosphere that the more famous he was, the more status, and the more bizarre and famous he was, Bai Mo had no choice but to endure it.
It's just a poem to write, but it's hard to get my ink?
"It's a trivial matter, in the near future, Bai Mo will contact the bookstore to publish a new collection, and there will be poems in the new collection to praise Yungong's beauty."
Yun Cai nodded with satisfaction, and said with some sadness: "It's a pity that the flowering period has passed, and I can't show you the most beautiful side ......of me.
Bai Mo really didn't want to see this person continue to be narcissistic, so he hurriedly said to Lu Guichen: "Senior Lu, let's go talk about 'brainwashing'." ”
Lu Guichen had already had enough of Yun Caixin's narcissism, and he was eager to accept Bai Mo's brainwashing in order to break through the bottleneck, so he naturally nodded again and again, and quickly pulled Bai Mo into the courtyard, closed the door directly, and left Yun Caixin alone outside the door to enjoy himself.
Lu Guichen was slightly apologetic in his tone: "Bai Gongzi, this Yun Caixin is a little abnormal, don't be like him." ”
Bai Moxin said, if your behavior is crazy, it is obviously not normal......
"It's okay, it's okay, a master like Sect Master Yun has his own true temperament, and I won't mind." Bai Mo said, looking at Lu Guichen's room.
The simple and low bed board is covered with green cloth and bear skin, and the room is very small, with only four cushions, a few low square tables (divided meals) and an incense table, which is dedicated to Li Yat-sen, the ancestor of the Guoya School, but the incense burner is empty and clean, and it seems that there has never been incense.
Overall, if you ignore the bear skin on the bed board, it is very simple.
It can be seen that this Lu Guichen rarely cares about other things other than martial arts.
Bai Mo sat casually at a low table and said lightly, "Is there any wine?" ”
I don't want to be drunk last night, and I still have some alcohol on my body.
Lu Guichen said boldly: "Haha, of course there is wine!" ”
A pot of spirits, slightly turbid, Bai Mo tasted it, it was very spicy, the turbid wine generally tasted bland, there were very few such strong wines, and Bai Mo couldn't drink what was famous.
Lu Guichen took some pickles as a wine accompaniment, and then saw Bai Mo's puzzled application, and introduced: "This wine is brewed by Lu Mou, called 'Sword Wine', and Lu Mou has to drink a full glass before going to the meeting." ”
"Why?"
"If you don't drink, you really can't use the artistic conception of poetry and sword." Lu Guichen sighed: "I caught a sword at the age of three, and at the age of ten, I learned all the two thousand two hundred and twenty-six strokes of the Sword Sect's poetry and swordsmanship. Later, the master said that when the ancestor created the poetry and swordsmanship, he integrated the artistic conception in the poems, and when I looked at those so-called famous sentences, I felt that the taste was the same as chewing wax, and how could there be exquisite sword moves? ”
"So I thought of wine."
"Yes, I am dizzy, and I have mixed feelings in my heart, so that I can experience some poetry."
Hearing this, Bai Mo snapped his fingers.
"The number of ways to help Senior Lu break through the bottleneck, Bai has already thought about it."
Lu Guichen was overjoyed: "How to break through?" ”
Bai Mo smiled: "The first step is to quit drinking." ”
"Aren't you literati also drinking to write good poems?" Lu Guichen was a little unclear, "It is said that when Master Li created a sword move, whenever something went wrong, he also had to drink to help the fun." ”
Bai Mo shook his head: "Don't believe what is written in the story in the book, I want to tell you clearly, drinking is not good, the brain is dizzy and slow to react after drinking, even if you occasionally become a poem, you have to delete it afterwards, generally speaking, you remember to be drunk after sobering up and compose poems." Wine is good for excitement, but it hurts too much thinking. ”
"Isn't Bai Gongzi also a drinker?"
"Haha......"
Bai Mo laughed twice, but suddenly fell silent.
There are beautiful women in the north, and there are lonely graves in the north.
"My drinking has nothing to do with poetry, nor does it have anything to do with martial arts, and it is not the same as your purpose. It's just that I want to numb myself because my heart is too small and my heart is too weak. ”
Bai Mo put down the wine cup in his hand.
"Forget it, I'll take a ring with you. The 'sword wine' you have in your cellar will be sealed from today onwards, and Bai will come to check it once a day. Also, if Senior Lu sees Bai drinking, he must hit my head with the spine of his sword, and he should be hurried and fast, and he can't let me stop him. ”
Bai Mo said, raised the wine cup again, and wanted to drink.
Lu Guichen immediately pulled out the Spring and Autumn Great Sword and slapped the spine of the sword on Bai Mo's head.
Bai Mo smiled and said, "Very good." ”
Blood flowed into his mouth.
"Poof."
Lu Guichen scratched his hair: "Is it too hard......
In short, from this day on, Lu Guichen and Bai Mo both quit drinking, and Lu Guichen began to listen to Bai Mo's lectures with the big furnace.
Bai Mo left Lu Guichen's residence, but found that Yun Caixin was still asleep outside the door of Lu Guichen's small courtyard, and after the two of them entered the house and closed the door, Yun Caixin did not leave, and he didn't know what he was doing.
Bai Mo's obscene brain supplement, could it be that this guy wants to capture Mr. Lu's "heart" with stalking/law......
However, this Yun Caixin is indeed worthy of being a man of temperament, and his ability to become a first-class master in such a lazy martial arts career has something to do with his frank temperament.
In the sword competition field, Wei Zhen's body was already full of minced meat, and the entire sword competition field was filled with a fishy smell, which made the Sword Sect disciples who came here for morning training frowned.
A disciple said angrily to Xu, "Senior Brother Xu, this person is smelly and disturbing, how long will it be?" Everyone can't take it anymore! ”
"It's just, playing with a bunch of fish every day, cutting scales with a sword? Can this also be considered kendo? The way of the fishmonger in the market! Another nearby disciple who was playing with a sword move echoed the voice.
In this regard, Xu gradually also thinks deeply.
In Xu Yan's heart, Bai Mo is a complete liar, and the reason why the big furnace can leap to the first grade is nothing more than being influenced by the martial arts of the Central Plains for a long time.
This does not mean that it is the credit of Bai Mo.
Du Xipo also often taught them the truth of heaven and earth, in order to help the master break through the bottleneck, Du Xipo also used many methods, isn't it still useless?
Can Bai Mo really help Shizun break through the bottleneck and soar? Xu gradually didn't believe it in his heart.
Even with it, it also made Xu gradually see how this Wei attack who killed fish and disturbed the people was not pleasing to the eye.
But Xu gradually knew that with Shizun's mind that was not stupid at most, there was a chance that he would not be able to see the liar nature of Bai Mo.
"Sun Bo, Han Li, you two come here with your ears."
The two swordsmen who had complained before immediately walked up to Xu Yan and bowed up.
A moment later.
"Yo, the fish killer."
"How's this fish-killing secret technique going?"
Looking at the two ill-intentioned swordsmen in front of him, Xu gradually said nothing.
One person looked at the fish scales in Xu Yan's hand, and mocked: "Defiled this good knife." ”
The other person directly moved and wanted to snatch the male sword Qiuyue in Xu Yan's hand.
Wei struck the blade of the sword.
Cut off a piece of clothing.