On the northbound road, Hua Shen and Lord Xu rode slowly on horses. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I said Lord Xu, the emperor asked me to go to the border town, I agreed, and I came with you, but it's been ten days since we set off, so you have to tell me where we're going to go eventually, right?"

Hua Shen looked at Lord Xu with a bitter look on his face and said depressedly.

Lord Xu glanced at him lightly, raised his eyebrows, and said in an official tone:

"Don't ask again, you and I are serving the emperor here, and it is a matter of confidentiality, how can I casually announce such confidential matters on this road? Don't ask again in the future, you'll know when you get to the place. ”

! Hua Shen couldn't help but scold her mother in her heart, you are an old girl, this is a typical communiqué personal vendetta, tortured, you love to say it or not, Lao Tzu is not waiting for it!

The depressed Hua Shen no longer cared about this old thing, but just took out the "red panda" he had always treasured from his pocket, which he rarely smoked, so that he was almost the same as quitting smoking.

He took out one very cherished here, put it under his nose and sniffed and smelled, sucked and sucked, and he couldn't bear to smoke it at such a point, but he was enjoying the moment but found that Lord Xu was very curious looking at him with the corner of his eye, how bad Hua Shen is, besides, there are few bad things in the hearts and eyes of people who have engaged in marketing, he turned in his heart, and immediately thought about it, haha smiled and handed Lord Xu a cigarette, and said:

"Lord Xu, don't look at this little paper stick as inconspicuous, but this is really a good thing."

"Oh? Is this your new thing? ”

Master Xu looked curiously at the small white stick in his hand.

"This is not, it is a few bags of specialties left in my hometown, this thing, whether it is in our Ming Dynasty, or inside and outside the four seas, except for these in my hands, there is no more in this world."

Hua Shen knew where this cigarette came from, so this open and closed mouth is rare in the sky, not in the world, if you want to have it, you can only beg me to look at Lord Xu and boast vigorously.

Lord Xu only looked at him, and didn't say anything, after all, he had seen Hua Shen hold this thing in his mouth a few times before, and he would smoke something like that, but he didn't know what it was for, and it was difficult to ask because of his identity before, but he had seen how Hua Shen used this cigarette, so he didn't hesitate at the moment, took out a fire fold from his arms, put this cigarette in his mouth, lit it and took a puff gently, and there was no special feeling.

However, Hua Shen smiled after looking at the appearance of Lord Xu, and said:

"Lord Xu, this cigarette is not enjoyed like this, you have to be like me, first take a deep puff, then slowly inhale it in your chest, and then stay for a while before slowly exhaling it, so that it has a unique flavor."

Lord Xu, who is that? That is a good-looking person, it is absolutely impossible to coax in front of the juniors, especially in front of him Hua Shen, so he did not hesitate at the moment, took the cigarette again, took a deep puff according to what Hua Shen said, and then the tragedy was staged-

After this puff of smoke entered the abdomen, Lord Xu was immediately choked and coughed, accompanied by tears and snot, hammering his chest and mouthing and unable to speak.

However, Hua Shen still pays attention to his image, of course, it is also to save his face Lord Xu, so he didn't burst into laughter, but leaned over the horse closely, and gently patted the back of Lord Xu:

"Alas, I said Lord Xu, alas, you are a little slower, I said that you want to be slow, why are you still in such a hurry? Deller, it seems that you are still not suitable to enjoy my fine cigarettes, so you should return the cigarettes to me and rest in the car over there for a while. ”

After that, he reached out to take the "red panda" that was still in the hand of Lord Xu, but before he could get his hands on it, Lord Xu said in a dumb voice:

"You kid stop me, the old man was just careless, and he was choked, why is it in your mouth that the old man is not suitable to enjoy this cigarette? You get out of here, get out of here, old man, I have to enjoy the magic of this cigarette again. ”

Hua Shen's face was helpless, he spread his hands and said:

"Then you can do it yourself, but I have to advise you, this is the first time you smoke this cigarette, don't smoke too hastily, and ride this horse slower, don't have an accident."

Lord Xu glared at him fiercely, didn't say a word, and began to smoke the cigarette on the back of the horse, but he, an ancient man born and raised in the Ming Dynasty, how could he know how to play this thing? Curious, I took several puffs in a row, and as a result, I began to feel that my head was a little dizzy, my body began to flutter, and my body sitting on horseback was not very stable.

But Hua Shen, after seeing that Lord Xu sat on the back of the horse and began to sway a little, he knew that this old man must be in a hurry, and the smoke came up, so he immediately gave the two guards around him a look, and asked these two people to go to Lord Xu to protect him, so that he could prevent him from falling off the horse and having any accidents, don't look at him dare to use this cigarette to fix this Lord Xu, but if he really let him have an accident because of this cigarette, not to mention that the emperor will not let him go, even he himself can't do this kind of thing to joke with the old man's body, He still has this minimum moral bottom line.

Hua Shen looked at Lord Xu, who had been shaking on horseback for a long time and didn't fall, and seemed to have no problem, so he came up again and said with a smile:

"Master Xu, I won't say anything about the feeling of this cigarette, and now I don't have much on me, so I'll give you a pack of pain and only charge you five hundred taels of silver?"

"Five hundred taels of silver? Still a pack? You kid really dare to ask me for such a large sum of money. ”

Lord Xu never expected that this Hua Shen would dare to ask him for money, let alone get so much, for him, it has always been others who give him gifts, how could anyone have ever asked him for money? Today he really met such a person.

"My Lord Xu, what you said is wrong, if it weren't for you today, let alone five hundred taels, I wouldn't sell five thousand or fifty thousand taels, you know, this thing, there are only a few packs left in the whole world today, and it will be gone after smoking!"

"Okay, okay, if you have a kind of kid, five hundred is five hundred, the old man wants it!"

After saying that, Lord Xu waved at the entourage behind him, and immediately a person who looked like an old servant came over and handed over the five hundred taels of silver tickets to Hua Shen.

Hua Shen, who took the silver ticket, was very happy, he didn't really care about the amount of silver, what he cared about was just to make this Lord Xu depressed, and that was enough!