Chapter 19: The Envoy of the Son of Heaven
"How do you say a big beauty would fall in love with that kind of person. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Is he as handsome as me? No, no, no. Does he have me young? Nor is it not. Does he have as much strength as I do? Not to mention whether it's ......," Ying Zheng said with a mule alone.
"Wait, let me refute, the first two are right, the last one I don't agree with, his strength must be greater than yours."
Ying Zheng stopped, stared at the old man riding on the mule and said, "Refute me or not, come down and come down, the mule is mine, and I will ride it myself." ”
"Don't don't, I was wrong, your strength is good," the old man flattered with a smile on his face.
Ying Zheng led the mule and continued to walk forward: "I don't know how to understand and comfort others when I'm old. I just fell out of love, and now I'm in a bad mood, and whatever I say is what I say, and you answer yes, yes, and not bad. I'm in a good mood, you have a mule to ride, hello I'm hello everyone, isn't it good? ”
"Yes, yes," the old man learned a lot this time.
Yingzheng was going to Handan, and the old man said that he was just on the way, so the two went on the road together. Ying Zheng saw that the old man was old, and it didn't seem appropriate for him to ride a mule to let him walk, so he gave him the mule to ride, and led him in front. To say that Ying Zheng has traveled through so far, the three old men who have communicated the most have made Ying Zheng deeply doubt whether he was born to be a grandson.
walked for several days in a row, and the old man followed Yingzheng to eat and live, anyway, Yingzheng still has some money in his hand, but he didn't treat him badly.
On this day, walking on the road, the weather that was supposed to be good suddenly thundered, and then it rained. The rain became heavier and heavier, and the two of them rushed forward desperately, and later found a large abandoned courtyard and walked in. There were really a lot of people sheltering from the rain in twos and threes, and the two of them found a dry corner to sit down and eat dry food while waiting for the rain to stop, and there were a few children inside, and Yingzheng also gave them a few cakes.
There were two men sitting next to Ying Zheng, one was a little older, in his thirties, and the other was younger, less than twenty years old.
"Where are the two big brothers from?"
"Yan Guoren."
As soon as the young man finished speaking, he was interrupted by the older man: "We are Koreans, and we came out to vote for relatives." ”
"Oh," Ying Zheng nodded, although he knew that the older man was lying, but he didn't have the idea of getting to the bottom of it. Who can have no secrets in this world, as long as it doesn't affect themselves, it's better to have more than one thing.
A good-looking carriage roared into the courtyard, and the coachman lifted the curtain of the car, and a short, stocky middle-aged man in a gorgeous dress stepped down, holding something like a horsewhip in his hand. He had a small nose and small eyes, and his eyes were full of disdain and disgust, as if he had lost his identity when he came to this place, and the beard under his nose was very distinctive, thin and long, and extremely coquettish to the sides, and seemed to be constantly cared for.
"Ahem," the fat man coughed twice to attract everyone's attention, "I am Zhou Tianzi's envoy." ”
The people sheltering from the rain looked at him and paid no more attention.
The fat man's face was a little unbearable, and he said again: "I am Lord Zhou Tianzi's envoy Weijiawei, haven't you heard?" ”
This time, there were no more people watching, but the coachman held up an umbrella and said, "My lord, go to the side to shelter from the rain, I see there is a nice corner there, let's squeeze with them." ”
When the envoy heard this, he was furious: "Nonsense, I am the envoy of Zhou Tianzi, representing the majesty of the Son of Heaven, how can I be under the same roof with those untouchables." ”
The coachman was embarrassed: "What do you mean by ......"
"Let them all get out of the way, Lord Ben wants to take shelter from the rain, this place has been requisitioned?"
"What, you mean to drive them all away?" The coachman looked embarrassed, "This is not good." ”
Zhou envoy said: "What's wrong, according to Zhou etiquette, the envoy enjoys such privileges, and since ancient times, the upper and lower levels have been decided, the envoy is just in accordance with the etiquette system, you go and let them leave." ”
The coachman shook his head: "I can't do this kind of lack of morality, either you go and catch up in person and see if they ignore you, or you just stand here and wait for the rain to stop, and I won't accompany you." ”
The coachman handed the umbrella to the envoy and found a place to squeeze with others. He was not a slave of the envoy, but a temporary hire.
The envoy angrily threw the umbrella to the ground: "The envoy has been waiting here, I want to see if you let it or not, hum." ”
The rain became heavier and heavier, and that week made him stand alone in the middle of the yard with a stiff neck, without a tile on his head to cover the rain, like a tall onion receiving the rain irrigation, and after a while it was drenched like a chicken in soup, and even the two coquettish mustaches softened down and stuck to the chin.
The Zhou envoy was aggrieved, sad, and angry, and he pointed at everyone's noses and scolded: "You guys...... You don't keep the rules of propriety, and you are willing to be low. Oh my God, has this world degenerated into this? Zhou etiquette does not exist, people's hearts are not ancient, you should all be killed by thunder. ”
There was a sudden explosion in the sky, and a pillar in the courtyard was too old or something, Ulala fell, and then smashed right at the feet of Zhou Envoy with a bang.
Zhou Envoy was so frightened that he stood straight in place like a wooden chicken. When everyone saw it, they couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter. Zhou Envoy was embarrassed in his heart, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, but his noble identity still forced him to stand there motionless.
Ying Zheng stood up and said: "Don't laugh, everyone, this is Zhou Tianzi's, give some face...... Mr., why don't you come and sit with me for a while, it's a good location. ”
"It's not, it's an envoy, I'm Lord Zhou Tianzi's envoy guard." Zhou envoys tried their best to correct Yingzheng's language mistakes and correct his name.
"Understood, isn't it Zhou Tianzi's...... Festival, it is really different from our ordinary people, it is fragrant and fragrant, the smell is strong and long, and it makes people have an endless aftertaste...... You'd better come over quickly, it's still a problem if you get sick from gonorrhea. Ying Zheng took the initiative to give up a position and welcomed the Zhou envoy over.
Zhou Tianzi finally found a step, but he still snorted at the people around him in a desperate way, and then walked over with official steps.
"Young people know how to abide by the law, and they will have a bright future in the future," Wei Jia said approvingly.
"Hehe, yes, then I'll borrow your auspicious words." For the praise of the Zhou envoy, Ying Zheng was very unimpressed.
The sound of footsteps came from outside, and a group of people with knives suddenly broke in, which frightened those who were sheltering from the rain and fell back, and several children were crying in fright, and their parents hurriedly held them in their arms.
The leader said: "Don't panic, everyone, we are the official army of Zhao State, and we are ordered to search for Qin State spies, as long as everyone cooperates well, we will not hurt everyone." With that, the group began to question the people who were sheltering from the rain one by one.
Ying Zheng found that the two men next to him seemed to be very nervous, especially the young man who was clenching a long package beside him, while the older one signaled that he could not act rashly, and his hand also stretched into his baggage. Looking at the shape of the two burdens, Ying Zheng guessed that they should be two weapons.