Chapter 4: Japanese Monkey Show (3)

The hearts of the people in Beiping are big, and the monkey show directed by Xiao Zhange is really exciting, just like that, a large number of people have gathered at the entrance of the Taiping Martial Arts Hall to watch the excitement. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Yuta Okamoto turned around and wanted to run, and bumped into a middle-aged man in a long coat and a top hat, the middle-aged man didn't move at all, he was unsteady on his feet, and he almost fell. He couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and scolded the middle-aged man: "Eight grids! Get out of the way for Lao Tzu?! Scolding, he reached out to push the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man is thirty-five or sixteen years old, not tall, but his waist is straight. His eyes are not big, but his gaze is bright, and he has a lot of things in them. He shook his right hand and hit the back of Yuta Okamoto's outstretched right hand, causing the corners of Yuta Okamoto's mouth to twitch, and he subconsciously retracted. Then, the corners of his mouth curled, his face sneered, and he said to a person next to him who was dressed like him: "Who said that the backbone of the people of Peking is broken? This young man, he alone can support the backbone of the entire Peking masters! ”

The person dressed like him had a pair of glasses on his nose, and he smiled and said, "It looks like child's play, but it's really relieving." Such a character, I think Song Ye will definitely like it. ”

Yuta Okamoto was observant of his words, and he already knew that he had encountered a hard stubble, so he turned around and glared viciously at Wang Er, Zhou Papi and the others who were slowly approaching, making them slow down involuntarily, and threatening the middle-aged people with a fierce look: "Eight Ge, you don't want to live anymore?" You are not afraid of the retribution of the imperial army—ouch! Yuta Okamoto's "revenge" was not complete, and he fell forward in a scream and fell on his back. But it was the middle-aged man who gave him a kick coldly.

The middle-aged man kicked down Okamoto and shouted at Wang Er and the others: "The fifth master's nose is about to be pierced, aren't you in a hurry at all?" ”

Hou Wu screamed again, and after the scream, he shouted in a crying voice: "Wang Er, I am a grass and mud horse, you, are you not going to kill people when you are Lao Tzu - oops! ”

Wang Er and the others were helpless, so they could only walk towards Okamoto with a sad face. Some of Okamoto's subordinates went to support Okamoto, some blocked in front of Wang Er and others, and some waved their fists and feet to attack the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man is obviously a lively and not a big deal, he pulled the front of the gown, put it into the waistband of his trousers, and shouted while playing with the Japanese ronin ping-pong: "Little Japan is beating, it's the gentleman's shoulder-to-shoulder!" Don't you want to watch the Oriental monkey show? When I go back, tell the neighbors about it, and I will save face! ”

The middle-aged man obviously knows the temperament of the people of Beiping very well, and his sentence "double face" scratched the itch of the onlookers, and there were feet stretched out from time to time in the crowd, and at the same time, such a voice sounded: "I didn't hit it, I didn't do it!" "It's true that the person who spoke didn't move, but the movement of his feet was enough for the Japanese ronin to drink a pot.

There are a few Japanese ronins who still have knives in their hands, and they wield knives to try to kill a bloody path, but they were greeted by the crowd with bricks, lumps, rotten vegetable leaves, etc., and they were smashed to the point that their noses were blue and their eyes were swollen and they screamed, and the knives in their hands lost their usefulness.

People have a blind obedience mentality, and there may be only one or two passers-by who participated in the siege of the Japanese ronin at first, but as someone triumphantly delivered an award speech: Lao Tzu kicked Little Japan; Look, that little Japanese eye was swollen by me. The others were so hot that they joined the siege of the Japanese ronin.

The good man is still invincible with his fists, and the Japanese ronin is a group of dogs who fight for the tiger, where is the opponent of everyone. As they were beaten to the point that they couldn't protect themselves, Yuta Okamoto was too alone to support them, and was twisted and dragged by Wang Er and others in front of Xiao Zhange and Hou Wu.

Yuta Okamoto originally wanted to be a good man, but he refused to obey, but after being shot through the crotch by Xiao Zhange, he was so shocked that he almost became incontinent, but he finally recognized the reality and clumsily performed a monkey show.

"Fifth master, it's not good-looking. Look at your sad face, don't you look good? Yuta Okamoto, the fifth master said, you don't act like it, the monkey's ass is red, what's the matter with your red face? Eight squares! You are now a jolly Japanese monkey. Do you understand joy? That's right, Fifth Master, how about this time? What the? Monkeys don't wear clothes? Hey! You are really a monkey show expert - Yuta Okamoto, did you hear it, the fifth master said that you are wearing too many clothes...... The fifth master wants to watch a group drama? Yuta Okamoto, I don't hear it. Group play, group play, you don't know? Eight squares-"

Xiao Zhange used Yuta Okamoto's tone, often one sentence and eight grids, and did his best to humiliate in the name of Hou Wu. Hou Wu was afraid that he would find trouble, and Yuta Okamoto would be made more difficult, so he could only grin as much as possible and show a laugh. He didn't want to think about it, from the moment he gave orders to Wang Er and Zhou Papi and other subordinates, he had already said that Yuta Okamoto was too offended, and from this time on, the more he did, the more wrong he became, and there was no room for maneuver between him and Yuta Okamoto.

Among the onlookers, the two middle-aged people in long coats and top hats, they wanted to be reserved at first, but as Yuta Okamoto and the others stripped off only a crotch cloth, they still had to scratch their ears and cheeks, and finally, they couldn't help laughing.

"What nonsense! Wait for five and it's over! The small-eyed middle-aged man shook his head and said with a smile.

"Brother Yunxia, don't you think this little guy has the style of a general? laughed and scolded, which not only dealt a blow to the arrogance of the Japanese, but also punished a hardcore traitor like Hou Wu. ”

"Brother Hefang, you seem to have a heart for talent?"

"Judging by his age, he should be around twenty-four or five, and if he is willing, I want to guarantee him to serve as a martial arts instructor in the military training regiment."

"Brother Yunxia" thought for a while, nodded and said: "Good idea, student soldiers are generally weak in physique, if there is a good martial arts instructor to lead them, it will definitely be of great benefit to their future development." ”

They were talking in whispers, and laughter was pouring out all around them. In the midst of the laughter one after another, Xiao Zhange pointed at Yuta Okamoto and other Japanese ronins, and said loudly: "Neighbors, old and young, you have all seen that the Japanese are also human, no more than us have one more eye and one leg. They can also be scared and timid. Of course, the premise is that we hold the group. How many of us are in China? 400 million - 40,000! How many people are there in Little Japan? 100 million, less than 10,000,000! How big are we in China? The territory is thousands of miles. How big is Little Japan? less than one of our provinces. The ambition of the little Japanese wolf is vainly trying to encroach on our China. Our ancestors once said that the rise and fall of a country is the responsibility of the husband. We, the good sons and daughters of China, are we willing to be oppressed and enslaved by little Japan? Never! ”

Xiao Zhange's words were extremely generous, Yuta Okamoto and other Japanese ronins performed monkey shows hard, and made the most correct annotations for his words, and the crowd shouted loudly, and some of the bold ones even rushed out of the crowd and kicked the Japanese ronin Bai Huahua's buttocks.