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"Where have you been?" As soon as he arrived at the open space in front of the Lizheng Palace, Xiao Zhengtai Li Chengqian hurriedly ran over and asked Xiao Er. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Li Xiaoer is angry and doesn't come here, he hasn't asked him where he went, he's good, he has a rake, if it weren't for Lao Tzu and I saw the opportunity to act, I would have been solved by the two guys outside in the thatched house.
"You still have the face to ask me?" Xiao Er's voice was higher than Li Chengqian's, "Take my clothes and dare to run, if someone hadn't shown me the way, I would probably have to spend the night in the thatched house tonight." ”
Xiao Er's face only had the mouth that kept moving, and there was no chance to explain what Li Chengqian Mumu said. In the end, I heard Xiao Er say that there was no tissue paper, so I pulled my robe and wiped my buttocks, and I couldn't hold it back all of a sudden, so I laughed and fell down directly.
Several palace maids and eunuchs at the gate of the Lizheng Hall witnessed the appearance of miracles.
I saw that His Royal Highness the Prince of the Tang Dynasty was rolling all over the ground in public, and the kid next to him dared to say something unrelentingly. In the end, I saw the prince running in front and begging for mercy, and the kid chasing after him to fight.
Oh my mother! In the palace all his life, he has never seen such a bold guy, let alone the prince when he laughs like this.
This is the voice of a father-in-law who has been an internal supervisor in the palace since Emperor Wen of Sui.
The picture was very exciting, and after a while, both of them were tired, and then Li Xiaoer sat on the edge of a small pool with a big grin, with two feet on the platform by the pool, and began to chat with Li Chengqian without a match.
Li Chengqian actually liked this atmosphere very much, and sat on the edge of the stage back to back with Xiao Er, and he said whatever he wanted, if the identities of these two people were not too different, he really thought they were brothers from a family in the countryside.
"I said you stay in the palace all day and don't panic?" Xiao Er stared at the frozen pool and said casually.
"Hey, how can you not be bored, but what can you do? I am the crown prince, and I have to set an example for my younger brothers and sisters below, and I also have to show the ministers of the court and the central government whether I am qualified as the prince of the Tang Dynasty, and I must be careful to protect my father's face, so I can only do this. Li Chengqian sighed helplessly.
Li Xiaoer expressed deep sympathy for Li Chengqian, "Won't you have some fun yourself?" With such a big palace, you are the crown prince, and anyone else dares to embarrass you? ”
Xiao Zhengtai smiled bitterly: "If you are not the prince, you don't know how bitter the prince is!" ”
"I'll go," Xiao Er turned around and looked at Li Chengqian directly, "If you want to talk like this, then shouldn't I stop living?" Being a prince is bitter, and I don't know what you think. After giving Li Chengqian a roll of his eyes, Xiao Er turned around again satisfied.
Li Chengqian scratched his head with a smile and said, "I want to ask you a question, can you answer me truthfully?" ”
"Say it, it depends on my mood!" Xiao Er answered without even thinking about it.
"Okay!" Li Chengqian knew that it was good for Xiao Er to be able to say this, so he asked: "I have seen many people since I was a child, whether they are in high positions or ordinary people in the market, as long as they see their father, queen mother, or me, they will tremble, and they will look like loyal ministers and filial sons. But why aren't you? ”
Li Xiaoer really didn't expect a little kid to ask such a profound question, and he had to face this problem.
turned around, looked at Li Chengqian curiously, and then shook his head and said, "How old are you this year?" ”
"Huh?" Li Chengqian was bored by Xiao Er's question, and said weakly: "Eight years old, what's wrong?" ”
"Eight years old, not too big, not too small, should be sensible." Xiao Er said angrily: "If it is in the people, you can help your father and mother work in the field at your age." ”
Li Chengqian didn't know what Li Xiang was going to say, so he could only listen carefully.
"Actually, you just said that they will tremble when they see the emperor or the queen, and they will probably kneel down and not get up. Do you think they genuinely respect you? ”
"Some will, some won't." Li Chengqian replied in a whisper.
"Well, yes, at least not stupid!" Comrade Xiaoer's blow to Xiao Zhengtai was all-round.
"Actually, they seem to be kneeling with the emperor and empress, but to put it bluntly, they are kneeling with the power represented by the emperor and empress." Saying that, Xiao Er looked at Li Chengqian and said, "Power, do you understand?" It is the power of life and death. They are not afraid of a certain person, but they are afraid of the terrifying power in the hands of this person. ”
Li Chengqian's blank gaze gradually became clearer, and he said casually: "They are afraid that they will anger their father and queen mother and make them unable to live, right?" Without waiting for Xiao Er to open his mouth, Li Chengqian actually stood up excitedly, and said tightly with his little fist: "Yes, it must be, no wonder." I said that the eunuchs around me were respectful in front of me, but I heard others say that they were always showing off their might outside. ”
Li Xiaoer has to admire His Majesty Li Er's strong and excellent genes, look at other people's children, it is really inferences. You can sit down immediately, those inner supervisors are still asking for more blessings, don't come to me at night, it's none of my business!
"Little Er!" Li Chengqian suddenly pulled Li Xiaoer's sleeve and said affectionately: "I really didn't expect to know you, you are really my lucky star!" ”
"Hey, hey, just talk, don't pull and pull, so that others can see that it's time to misunderstand!" Li Xiaoer shuddered and hurriedly took two steps back. I'm scared to death, this is Li Chengqian, who has a criminal record, don't fail to find that famous heart later, but use Lao Tzu as his tool to vent his desires, and his liver trembles when he thinks about it.
Seeing that his confession actually caused Xiao Er to avoid the panic, Xiao Zhengtai's heart was hurt. His face pulled and said: "Then tell me, why do others do that, but you are different from them, is it because you have never respected my father and mother in your heart?" ”
I'll go, this guy is still a cautious eye! Xiao Erqi pouted and said, "Just say you're stupid, you still don't admit it." Why, I have to kneel down and kowtow to them to be respectful! Tell you that respect is in the heart, not in those superficial actions. ”
I felt that what I said was not enough to express my mood at this time, and Xiao Er said again: "Those of them kneel every day, every day, for what?" Still not wanting to get what they want from your father and queen mother? or status, or fame, the worst thing is also for some money. ”
"What about me?" Saying that, Xiao Er pointed to his nose and said: "I was forced to come to the palace this time by Old Man Sun, and after I came, I was saving people and seeing a doctor, is it easy for me?" Now that your father and queen mother need me, am I going to lick my face and act like that? ”
"Besides, I'm a good person to feed, coarse tea and light rice are not too bad, I am not afraid of many delicacies from the mountains and seas, it is good if I don't die of hunger, I don't have so many ideas. Isn't it true that people live to be happy? I calculate so much every day, I'm tired to death, and I'm happy! ”
Xiao Er finished all the words that he was holding in his heart in one breath, and suddenly felt much more comfortable, and then saw Li Chengqian looking at Xiao Er like a fool, and the corners of his mouth kept shaking.
"What's wrong with you? Why is your mouth open? It can't be epilepsy! Xiao Er was taken aback, this is not a joke, in case Li Chengqian hangs in front of him, he can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.
Before Li Chengqian could speak, the demonic voice came from behind Xiao Er: "It turns out that I and the queen are such a position in your heart!" ”
I'll go, isn't this the voice of Li Er's big guy? Xiao Er didn't look back, his eyes rolled away, what he said just now offended others, he had to think about it, and he had to think about how to deal with it.
"Why, I said it to my heart, and I didn't even dare to turn my head?" Li Er is still in the dark and his voice is in his head.
"Boy, grass people, no, Weichen knocks on the emperor! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! Xiao Er immediately knelt down very boldly.
"Didn't you just talk to my crown prince, saying that my people kneeling and the queen have ulterior motives? Don't you disdain to do that? Why are you doing more than they are doing now? "Li Er is definitely the kind of master who doesn't stay overnight, and the world will come immediately.
"Your Majesty, it's probably because you didn't understand what Weichen said. What Weichen and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said just now means that kneeling is just a courtesy, and it is not clear what anyone thinks in their hearts. Your Majesty can't know that the person who bows down to you says nice things in his mouth, but thinks something else in his heart! "Xiao Er ignored it, and the ability to stir up three points came again.
Weichen also said that the respect for His Majesty and Niangniang is in his heart, not reflected in kneeling. As for Weichen kneeling down to His Majesty now, it is because Weichen is now an official of His Majesty's personal title, which is a necessary etiquette, and has nothing to do with anything else. ”
Li Er smiled, leaning back and forth with a smile, pointing at Li Xiaoer's fingers trembling, but he couldn't speak.
Li Chengqian had already lowered his head on the side, and kept glancing at Li Er out of the corner of his eyes, once Li Er got angry, he was ready to support Comrade Xiao Er.
Finally stopped laughing, Li Er scolded: "You are a slippery head, you have ulterior motives in others, it is normal etiquette to come to you, you have cleaned yourself up!" ! ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Xiao Er's elongated voice came again, and this time even Li Chengqian and the two attendant eunuchs beside Li Er couldn't help laughing.
"What a tired!" Li Er laughed and scolded again.
He turned his head to Li Chengqian and said, "Chengqian, I heard Dr. Kong say that in the past few days, you have been absent-minded, is there something wrong?" ”
As soon as Li Chengqian heard it, he knew that something bad was going to happen, Dr. Kong was Kong Yingda, the thirty-second grandson of Confucius, a real Confucian man, and now he is the doctor of Guozijian and the prince's teacher. Dr. Kong is very knowledgeable, and Li Er has special trust in him, so for a long time, the two people Li Chengqian is most afraid of are Li Er and Kong Yingda.
"It's the child's fault to go back to his father, and tomorrow the child will go to Dr. Kong to make amends." He didn't say anything wrong at all, and directly made amends.
Li Er snorted and said, "Since you know that you are wrong, you must seriously correct it, and you must not delay your studies!" ”
"Yes!" Li Chengqian obediently agreed.
Xiao Er looked at the father and son strangely, why didn't they mention anything at all, one admitted his mistake and the other taught a lesson, it was really a tacit understanding.
At this time, Li Er suddenly turned his head to look at Li Xiaoer, who was full of confusion, and suddenly thought: "Well, since you yourself are always absent-minded, then find someone to read to you." Li Xiaoer, from tomorrow onwards, you will follow Cheng Qian to listen to Dr. Kong's class, and by the way, ask Dr. Kong to change your tired temperament. ”
After speaking, he didn't give Li Xiaoer time to react at all, turned around and left.
Let Li Xiaoer, who has his mouth wide open, really don't know who he offended today!