Chapter 0017 - Help you have a long memory
Dai Haoran shouted hysterically, which startled the cell leader, and he hurriedly turned around to explain to Wu Xian. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Master, this is in prison, we have to search your body, we have to detain everything that can hurt people, the brother who sent you said that the master has an explanation, and he wants us to take care of you, so he didn't search your body.
This silver is easy to say, you can say how much it is, if it is gone, we will give it to you from the treasury, as for the harmonica you said, if it is in the son's place, then eighty percent will be collected, what does the object look like? ”
Oh, Wu Xian listened to this pleasure, and made trouble for a long time, can Dai Haoran go out, this chip is still in the hands of the cell boss, looking at Dai Haoran who is full of tears and snot, Wu Xian really sighed, nozuonodie!
Walking leisurely to Dai Haoran's fat head that was sandwiched in the wooden fence, Wu Xian dug his nostrils and said weakly: "Whether you can come out now or not, you have to listen to the cell boss, didn't you expect it?" ”
Dai Haoran is obviously a spoiled master, he can't use his temperament with Wu Xian, and he dares to follow the cell boss.
"Cell boss, you are talking nonsense, hurry up and find out what kind of harmonica it is for me!"
The cell boss gritted his teeth angrily, but what could he say? You must not be scolded against, and you must obediently listen to others!
I just walked two steps, but I heard Wu Xian's boring voice say: "Yo, who is not born by his own father and raised by his own mother, and he was born to play with you?" Cell boss, stand up for me, don't move! ”
As he spoke, he pointed his mobile phone at the cell head, and when the cell head looked at it, obediently, he didn't want to let Wu Xian take his soul anymore, so he could only stand obediently.
"Dai Gongzi, huh? Your mother raised you, and she didn't teach you to be three generations shorter, you are stuck like a pig here, and you still have the strength to yell at people? ”
The cell boss trembled when he heard this, Dai Haoran wanted to turn his head, but he couldn't move because he was stuck, and his momentum collapsed in an instant.
Gritted his teeth and glanced at Wu Xian, who didn't care, and said hatefully: "Okay, cell boss, please help me return the harmonica to this master, I can't help but be grateful!" ”
When the cell boss heard this, he suddenly felt that the dignity he had lost over the years had been found in an instant, and his waist was much harder.
However, this feeling only lasted for two breaths, and after enjoying the feeling of being respected, the cell head turned his head and pretended to be bitter and said, "Master, don't tease the little one, the little one has to continue to mess with here!" ”
What he said, Wu Xian of course understood that he was a temporary master, and looking at this situation, he would not be able to live in prison for long, but at the age of the cell leader, he was destined to be in this stall for the rest of his life.
Suddenly, a sour feeling rushed to the top of his head, Wu Xian sucked his nose that seemed to be poked by himself, and said disdainfully: "Cut, it's boring, you can do what he wants!" ”
When the cell boss heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, but the image of Wu Xian, who was bored, seemed to have become different in an instant, and it seemed that he could only look up to see Wu Xian's expression clearly.
Laughing sincerely, the cell boss felt that he was walking, as if he was not feeling the same as usual, and sent the harmonica and silver to Wu Xian with an indifferent face.
Wu Xian snorted and asked meaningfully, "This hurtful object can't be brought in, don't count it when you come to me?" ”
The cell head was stunned for a moment, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Look at what you said, who are you, you have to be willing, leave immediately, you see if your brother can stop you, don't talk about such a thing!" ”
It's still a routine, Wu Xian looked at the embarrassing smile of the cell leader, and suddenly felt a little unbearable in his heart, as if he was playing with a person's fate.
With a long sigh, he stood up, pulled his fingers out of his nostrils, wiped them on Dai Haoran's face, and said meaningfully: "You look down on the cell boss, you look down on the beggar, have you ever thought that you will also ask for someone one day?" Be a low-key person, do things in a high-profile manner, have you written it down? ”
Dai Haoran was inexplicably wiped by Wu Xian's boogers, and he was furious, but looking at Wu Xian's serious face, he found that he couldn't refute it, and he didn't know if it was because of the situation, or if what they said was really reasonable.
He responded in a daze, gritted his teeth and said, "What the master taught me is that Haoran wrote it down in his heart!" ”
This is the first time Wu Xian knows Dai Haoran's real name, but he didn't expect him to call such a righteous and awe-inspiring name, and suddenly he was excited and sniffed.
Turning his head to look, hey, I don't know what this blood is doing, it's really shed such a small pool, and by the light of the fire, there seems to be a layer of oil flowers floating on it!
slapped his thigh, stood up, and said with a smile: "Haoran is a righteous Dai Haoran, right?" Cheng, then I'll save you like this, you're ready! ”
As he spoke, he picked up the bench, tossed it on his hand, and said with a smile: "It's very handy!" ”
Dai Haoran listened to the previous sentence, his face was like lighting a coal, and he was inexplicably hot, and when he heard the latter sentence, he raised his head in surprise, and saw Wu Xian holding a bench with a weird smile on his face, and walked slowly towards him, and his heart was shocked.
What is this kid doing? Hit? Grandma, if you go down this stool, isn't that a brainstorm? Thinking about it, he can drag his head out so vigorously, and he doesn't care whether it bleeds or not, whether it hurts or not.
At this time, I only heard Wu Xian shouting: "Brother Gongzi, you have a good memory for me today!" ”
Dai Haoran raised his head suddenly, and saw that the bench was lifted high by Wu Xian, and he drew an arc in the air that was as round as a full moon, and smashed it towards him.
The cell boss looked at this posture, was stunned for a moment before reacting, and subconsciously wanted to come over and grab the bench.
But for a moment, I only heard Dai Haoran shout bitterly, "Grandpa! ”
Then there was a loud bang.
I've seen a murderer, but I've never seen this guy who was smiling just now, and he started killing people in the blink of an eye, and the cell boss even heard the sound of "Gaba" when the brain was smashed.
"Ouch!"
shouted in pain, the cell boss hurriedly covered his eyes, and secretly said in his heart, this master is also a ruthless person, and before he disagrees, he will kill him.
"Cell boss, help me quickly, I can't see a little blood, ouch, no, I'm dizzy, dizzy!"
When the cell boss heard this, he didn't spit out the bile, this master can really joke, he went down on a bench and opened people's heads, I don't know what the brains have to flow, and he also said that he can't see blood, hey!
Although he complained in his heart, thinking of Wu Xian's words just now, the cell boss seemed to be unable to control his hands and feet, and subconsciously helped him over.
"Master, you can slow down, if you fall, I will be uncomfortable in my heart!"
Originally, the cell boss was like a mirror in his heart, and he was the master, and the two lords of the prefect and county personally explained that he wanted to take care of him.
If you want to eat, you have to give the best, if you want to live, you have to give the most comfortable, how much money is the money given in the treasury, and you have to do this little thing obediently?
The original intention was to say, "Master, you can slow down, if you fall, none of the brothers will be good." ”
But when the words came to his lips, he felt uncomfortable, and after saying this, the cell boss himself was stunned for a moment.
"Why did I feel bad when he fell?"