Chapter 14: The Dragon's Roar and the Tiger's Roar
With a "snap", the chopsticks of the adults fell to the ground, Ying Zheng shouted a few times, and the other party didn't realize it, only to see the big beads of sweat on his forehead falling down. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ying Zheng pondered it carefully, and suddenly understood a little, this level made the adults usually go to those Fengyue places. According to Ying Zheng's logic, he will definitely fall into the Qinglou and become a girl in the next life, if he is willing to work hard, he may be able to become an Oiran, Ying Zheng thinks about whether to take care of his business.
Ying Zheng patted Yin Chong's shoulder, Yin Chong woke up like a dream, and his tongue was a little knotted when he spoke: "Big ...... The master is telling the truth. ”
"Amitabha, monks don't speak." Ying Zheng's upright face and his appearance that could not be questioned made Yin Chong more convinced, and it also made him more afraid of retribution in the next life, but he didn't know what Ying Zheng was thinking in his heart: "It doesn't matter if I, an impostor monk, play a little." ”
"Big ...... Master, what can you do...... Change...... The solution. ”
"Oh, this one...... "Ying Zheng began to organize the language in his mind, "it's difficult, it's very difficult, but it's not nothing." ”
Yin Chong hurriedly said as if he had grabbed the last straw: "Please ask the master to guide me through the maze, Yin Chong will do whatever it takes." ”
"Amitabha," Ying Zheng said, "Actually, it is not difficult to resolve this cause and effect, but it just requires some blood from adults." ”
"It's a trivial matter," Yin Chong shouted to the maid, "go to the kitchen and get a kitchen knife, I'm going to bleed." Master, is one bowl of blood enough, if it's not enough, I can have two more bowls. ”
Ying Zheng hurriedly stopped Yin Chong: "My lord misunderstood, my so-called bloodletting is not to make you commit suicide, but to that." ”
Ying Zheng quietly twisted his finger at Yin Chong at the bottom, he was really embarrassed to say the word money, Yin Chong looked at Ying Zheng blankly, not knowing what this action meant.
There was no way to do it, Ying Zheng said bluntly: "That's money." ”
"Money?" Yin Chong looked at Ying Zheng with a puzzled expression.
Ying Zheng hurriedly put on a righteous and awe-inspiring monk's appearance, he didn't want to be regarded as a liar, although he was now a liar: "Amitabha, say you don't understand, to resolve this cause and effect, I need to take the essence of heaven and earth, the aura of the sun and the moon, and then open the altar, go up to the heavens and go down to the earth, and help you operate." Those Hades, judges, and imps are all to be dealt with. How to do it, isn't it just money. You have traded your wealth in this life for peace in the next life, do you understand now? ”
"As soon as you say it, I'll understand," Yin Chong didn't doubt Ying Zheng's purpose at all, and hurriedly ordered someone to prepare gold and silver, "Master, how much do you need?" ”
"It all depends on your sincerity, and the more sincere your heart is, the easier it is to resolve cause and effect, Amitabha."
"Understood, girl, I sold all the antiques and silverware I had in my collection, didn't I just make a new dress last month, and I also pawned it, and exchanged it for gold and silver, and I can exchange it as much as I can...... Forget it, don't change it, just pack and sell the house together. ”
Yin Chong's words really startled the maid, wondering if the adult had committed some major crime and was ready to abscond with the money.
Ying Zheng was also excited when he saw this, he couldn't imagine that the first pot of gold in his life was actually earned by being a monk, he wondered if he didn't want to be Qin Shi Huang at all, but changed his career to be a monk, which is both rich and stressless.
At this moment, someone from outside suddenly came to report, saying that the general was invited. Yin Chong hurriedly said goodbye to Ying Zheng: "I'm slacking off the master, I'll come when I go by myself, maid, you give all the cash in your hand to the master first, and I'll talk about selling the house when I come back." ”
Yin Chong rushed away, and Ying Zheng sang a little song excitedly in the room and danced: "I have money, I have money, I don't know how to spend it......"
The maid kicked open the door with a bang, and Ying Zheng was so frightened that he hurriedly put on a correct posture, and the Amitabha Buddha kept in his mouth.
"The money is here, about two hundred taels of silver," the maid stuffed a bag of silver into Ying Zheng's hand, with a look of contempt and distrust, just like seeing a helpful man.
"Did I do something wrong?" , Ying Zheng counted the silver and copper coins in the baggage, and reflected on whether his actions were too much.
Yin Chong gave him food and drink, treated him like a guest, and it didn't seem very authentic to give him a roll bag by himself. What's more, in this era, it is not a crime to go to the Qinglou a few times, and it is not a crime to let the family go bankrupt. Besides, Yin Chong was now confused by himself and didn't figure it out, and when he figured it out, he would chop himself up in a fit of anger. Thinking of this, Ying Zheng couldn't sit still anymore.
Yingzheng called the maid: "Amitabha, when the Lord comes back, tell him, because the Lord is the first person in the Central Plains to be enlightened by the Dharma, and the Buddha has already issued a decree to resolve the cause and effect for him, so he doesn't have to sell the house, and the money in my hand is enough." I'll leave first. ”
"No, you can't leave until the adults come back," the maid blocked the way, she decided that Yingzheng was a liar and would never let him go.
"Well, can I go to the latrine first?"
"Yes...... I'll go with you. ”
Ying Zheng was a little puzzled: "Isn't this okay? ”
"Huh?" The maid stared at Ying Zheng with wide eyes, and put her fist in front of Ying Zheng's eyes, and the bone joints made a crisp sound like fried beans.
Ying Zheng swallowed his saliva violently: "Amitabha, then there is a sister of the labor benefactor." ”
The maid took Ying Zheng to the latrine and let Ying Zheng go in by herself, while she waited outside.
Suddenly there was the sound of Yingzheng ghost crying wolf howling in the latrine, and the maid covered her ears and shouted: "Don't make any noise." ”
It was really quiet inside, and the maid was not at ease again, and asked from time to time to see if Yingzheng was still there.
Yingzheng's voice came from the latrine: "Sister donor, can you wait a longer time every time you ask me, I'm working hard, I can't pull it out when you ask." ”
"Disgusting, hum," said the maid disdainfully.
After a while, when the maid asked again, there was no response inside. The more the maid thought about it, the more wrong it became, and kicked open the door of the latrine, only to see that the window was wide open, and there were still people there.
Coming out of Guan Ling's house, Ying Zheng disguised himself a little, and casually found a piece of cloth to cover the head of the board.
wanted to escape as fast as possible, but Ying Zheng didn't take a few steps and found a place nearby to sell livestock and horses, so he hurriedly walked in.
"Boss, I want the fastest horse, the price is non-negotiable."
"Okay, three hundred taels."
"Poof," Ying Zheng's feet softened, and the whole person fell to the ground, almost spurting out a mouthful of blood. Before the person could get up, he first trembled and stretched out three fingers, "Three...... Three hundred taels? The big bag of silver and copper coins in his hand, the maid told him that it was only a little more than two hundred taels.
The boss came over to help Ying Zheng up, and while helping him clean the dust and horse manure on his body, he explained enthusiastically: "Don't you know that the guest officer doesn't know, now horses are military supplies in Zhao State, and they can't be bought and sold at will." If you want to buy a horse, especially a good horse, do you know how many procedures and how many checkpoints, three hundred taels is enough for the cost. ”
The boss is a big fat man, weighing at least 300 pounds, and he looks like an authentic profiteer.
Ying Zhengluo asked a little embarrassed: "Isn't there a cheaper one, no handling fee?" He regretted that he had just spoken too much, and now he couldn't get off the stage.
"Yes," the boss took Ying Zheng to a stable in the innermost, there were a few horses, but all of them were weak and drooping their heads, at least they should be grandfathers in the horse world, the body was so skinny and that slender, as if a gust of wind could blow up, not to mention that the teeth were almost lost, and some couldn't even stand up at all.
"How about a guest officer, ten gold and a horse, it's a good deal." The boss had a fat face, and when he laughed, the folds could trap flies.
Ying Zheng smiled, a little speechless: "You call this a horse, I'm too thin to make soup, change it to something else." ”
The boss was not in a hurry, he made a pot of tea for Ying Zheng, and asked Ying Zheng to watch while drinking tea, and introduced it one by one. It turned out that there were not only horses here, but also donkeys, but Yingzheng thought that the donkeys were too small and were afraid that riding out would make people laugh, so he didn't inquire about the price.
After the boss finished introducing, Ying Zheng pointed to the two horses in a circle and asked, "Why don't you introduce these two horses, I see that they are also quite energetic." ”
The boss scratched his head and thought for a while: "I don't know what these two things are called, it's like this." Do you see the two best horses in that lap, the two that are three hundred taels, they are very energetic in terms of body and muscle, and they look quite compatible, one male and one female. I saw that they were usually inseparable, grazing in the same trough, sleeping together, and thought they would breed and give birth to a foal. But then something strange happened, not only did the stallion ride a female donkey, but the next day it was even stranger, the mare actually let a male donkey ride, and then the donkey and the mare gave birth to these two things, and since then the stallion and the mare have never eaten and slept together, and they are strangers. ”
"Poof, hahaha," Ying Zheng leaned back with a smile, laughing with tears in his eyes, and couldn't stand up straight with laughter, "Boss, you're so funny, don't you just tell me that it's a mule?" ”
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