Zheng Gang is the son of the deputy commander of a large military region, he is short and fat, with a cheerful personality, and he is wrapped in laughter everywhere he goes. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

When Chen Zhong first came to the bureau, Zhang Guangyuan said to Zheng Gang: "Xiao Zheng, you see how straight Xiao Chen's body is, which is in stark contrast to your body shape. ”

Zheng Gang stood in front of Chenzhong and compared, saying: "I don't have an inferiority complex in front of Xiao Chen, although I am not as tall as him, but I am heavier than him." A person of my size is not suitable for playing football, otherwise others would think that two balls are rolling on the field; Xiao Chen's figure is not suitable for pole vaulting, otherwise others will think that two sticks are running forward. ”

Zheng Gang was raised by a nanny since he was a child, and he was really pampered, and when he grew up, he gradually found that his ability to live independently was much different from others, so he decided to exercise himself far away from his parents. After graduating from university, he worked as a volunteer in the society for more than a year, and later joined the army, and worked as a technician in the depths of the mountains for another three and a half years.

Zheng Gang didn't want to settle his small home in the city where his parents lived, and he rarely had contact with women at the grassroots level. Last fall, he was introduced to a girlfriend who was a Ph.D. candidate in the history department of a university in Beijing.

After Zheng Gang was transferred to the agency, he lived in one of the houses of a two-bedroom and one-hall battalion unit, and he mainly ate in the canteen, and there was a kitchen in the dormitory, and he sometimes made some things to eat, but mainly the "three things": boiled frozen dumplings, fried eggs, and instant noodles. Sometimes I can't finish eating too much, so I put it in the Xiaoice box and eat it hot next time. He often drank leftover soup and ate leftover food, and finally found a "leftover girl" who was full of knowledge and knowledge.

It is not easy for highly educated girls to find a suitable boyfriend in their twenties, and gray donkeys in their thirties, and in their forties, even lame mules may not be able to be found. Zheng Gang's family conditions are superior, his personal conditions are average, his appearance is mediocre, and he is not much taller than lying down; mediocre qualifications, from technician to staff officer; The political performance is mediocre, and he has not even won a commendation in the past few years in the army; Only the face is uneven, and the pimples are covered with pimples. However, for older young women who are worried about their papers during the day and getting married at night, it can be regarded as a makeshift to find an officer in the army who leads the organ. Moreover, this girl is the daughter of the main leader of a provincial capital, and she can be said to be a good match with Zheng Gang.

After several contacts with his girlfriend, Zheng Gang completely subverted the image of a female senior intellectual in his mind. The girl not only dressed neutrally, but also had a high voice and spoke straight. After the two got along for a while, she obviously expressed her dissatisfaction with Zheng Gang's education and figure.

"I'm short in stature, but I have a high IQ." Zheng Gang once said to her self-deprecatingly.

The other party said in a sarcastic tone, "Really? Your IQ is that you can wear open crotch pants and go to kindergarten to answer the arithmetic problem proposed by your aunt that two plus three equals many. Hey, don't be offended, I'm kidding you! ”

"Joking can't hurt other people's self-esteem, and I'm also a person with personality." Zheng Gang was really angry.

"With your figure, I'm afraid there is no 'individual', only 'sex'."

It was after that meeting that Zheng Gang and his girlfriend parted ways and went their separate ways.

When others asked Zheng Gang what conditions he had for finding a girlfriend, Zheng Gang said that the first condition was that the academic background should be below a bachelor's degree.

After Chen Zhong was transferred to the agency, he was arranged to live in a slightly smaller room in the battalion unit where Zheng Gang lived.

Chenzhong felt that Zheng Gang had been transferred to the agency more than a year earlier than him, and his age was a few years older than himself, so he respected Zheng Gang more, and in the dormitory, he was rushing to do things such as sanitation, turning on the water, and taking out the garbage.

"We are all young staff officers in the bureau, let's be casual together in the future, don't have so many stinky rules. I see you wake up early every morning, don't you sleep well at night? Zheng Gang asked the morning bell.

"It's not that I don't sleep well, it's that I have a habit of exercising in the morning, I get up at five o'clock every morning and go out for a run." The morning bell replied.

"I also get up at 5 o'clock every morning, but after going to the toilet to pee, I go back to the bed and go to sleep. Unlike a company, the organ generally does not go out to exercise in the morning, and time is very precious, so hurry up and doze off, as long as you don't delay going to work in the morning. ”

"It's me who wakes up early to get you to rest, right?"

"No, no, I have different characteristics from others, some people are particularly able to endure hardships, I am especially able to eat; Some people can't sleep at night, and I can't wake up in the morning, unless I have an urgent need to urinate or the alarm clock is very noisy. Last Sunday morning, when you went back to your parents and didn't come back, Staff Officer Zhang asked Staff Officer Chen to find me to get the key to the office, saying that there was a document locked in my filing cabinet and that I needed to use it urgently, but Staff Officer Chen knocked on the door of our unit and didn't wake me up for five minutes, because I slept late on the Internet the night before and was too sleepy in the morning. Later, Staff Officer Chen called Staff Officer Zhang at the door of our unit and told him that Xiao Zheng was too sleepy to wake up. Staff Officer Zhang said angrily, he slept to death, you slam the door open, come back and write an autopsy report to me! ”

Chen Zhong smiled and said, "Staff Officer Zhang speaks very straightly, and I am sometimes a little afraid of him. ”

Zheng Gang said: "Some of his words are like dry stool, some hard, some smelly, and the taste is not good, but we have to learn to enjoy it slowly, after all, he is our team leader!" ”

"However, Staff Officer Zhang is very serious in his work, he does not allow a little sloppiness in his work, he is also very sincere, sometimes he criticizes you in his mouth, but he thinks about you in his heart. The day before yesterday, I wrote a letter of approval, and there was a typo in it that was not corrected, and Staff Officer Chen read it and did not see it, and the director criticized the matter. Later, I heard that Staff Officer Zhang made a review in front of the director, saying that he should have failed to check the materials made by the staff officers of the group, and afterwards, he gave me a copy of the materials that he had collected and sorted out, with the title of 'Easy to Recognize Mistakes and Write Wrong Words', and I felt that I had gained a lot after reading it. The morning bell said seriously.

"You're talking about the actual situation." Zheng Gang agreed with Chenzhong's statement, "At the beginning, it may be that he didn't like me very well and criticized me twice, and I became resistant to him, thinking, do you want to care about me? It's too early, I'm the only child in the family, my parents, my grandfather and my grandmother, my grandfather and my grandmother, my aunt and my aunt, they all want to take care of me, you should go to the back of them and line up. Later, I thought about it again, he and I have no relatives and no reason, and he has no grudge or hatred, and he wants to manage me for my sake and be responsible for me. The two of us are relatively young in the bureau, like a small tree that has just grown, and when the leader criticizes us, he says something that is not good, although it tastes bad, but it is like a nutritious organic fertilizer, which helps us grow. Oh, by the way, I usually like to write poems, and I just wrote a poem, and the name is 'Little Tree', and I will read a paragraph to you: Even if you are a small tree, you must stand tall on the earth, half in the soil to draw nourishment, and half in the air to flutter in the wind. Sometimes it experiences wind and rain, sometimes it bathes in the sun, adding green to the earth and providing shade for people. ”

Chenzhong slapped his slap twice and said, "Alas, it's so well written! Staff Officer Zheng, you are versatile, I will learn from you well in the future. ”

Zheng Gang's face blushed, and he said modestly: "Where, let's learn from each other!" ”