Chapter 9: Returning Home
Xiao Zixuan's buttocks were on the ground, dodging backwards with all his might. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info just kidding, how could he possibly let a big old man open his pants to check?
The so-called "men and women don't kiss", this is said to give bad people a chance. Not only are men and women not kissed, but men and men are not kissed, how can a white and tender little fresh meat like Xiao Zixuan be touched by a strong man?
Although this strong man is actually quite handsome......
Xiao Zixuan hurriedly covered his crotch, and said miserably: "Open, open wings, this son is nothing, just slipped his hand, but he didn't expect to be kicked by that Diao girl, it's really hateful......"
Yang Kaiyi was stunned, why did everyone love to call him "Kaiyi" these days?
He was in his thirties, Liu Shiyun asked him to open his wings, and for the sake of his young patriarch, he gritted his teeth and recognized it. But a bully like Xiao Zixuan dared to slap his swollen face in front of him as an elder, which was unbearable.
But who would have thought that Xiao Zixuan didn't know Yang Kaiyi's name at all, so he followed Liu Shiyun and screamed nonsense. In this way, he is even more aggrieved than Yang Kaiyi......
I saw Yang Kaiyi holding Xiao Zixuan's thighs with both hands, and asked with concern: "No, no, Xiao Gongzi, Young Master Liu and you are both VIPs of our state yamen, and you must be entertained well, I will give you a comfortable and comfortable meridian, you can endure a little!" ”
Xiao Zixuan only felt a pinprick-like pain coming from the root of his thigh, spreading to the root of his life, making him sweat coldly.
He shouted, "It hurts! Hurt! It hurts! The body struggled to dodge backwards, trying to break free from Yang Kaiyi's clutches.
But not to mention, Yang Kaiyi is a martial arts practitioner after all, and he has personally experienced the "Death of Attacking Eggs", and now he has found the acupuncture points to stimulate Xiao Zixuan for a while, and it really has the miraculous effect of activating blood and removing blood stasis.
After the time of half a pillar of incense, Xiao Zixuan was finally able to stand up reluctantly, he trembled and held Yang Kaiyi, and said with palpitations: "Kaiyi, who did you learn from these hands, it's really unusual!" ”
Yang Kaiyi smiled disapprehantly: "Hey, when I was young, my family was poor, and I couldn't afford to hire a doctor when I was injured, so I had to follow the medical spectrum to find out by myself." Later, I got the guidance of several famous doctors, so I mastered the medical skills of a three-legged cat, and I didn't count ......"
Xiao Zixuan was still resentful, and was angry about Yang Kaiyi's "evil deeds": "Brother Kaiyi, since your medical skills are so good. Why commit yourself to being a catcher! The wind and rain come and go all day, but I can't earn a few taels of silver......"
Yang Kaiyi smiled lightly: "Xiao Gongzi is teasing the villain again, and he can only treat some minor injuries in the future, but he can't save people's lives." In these years, large families can invite apricot forest experts to the cold; Ordinary people are not terminally ill, and they are not willing to spend money to seek medical treatment. The villain is less than the top and more than the bottom, and can only barely survive by relying on the broken knife on his waist. ”
Xiao Zixuan pursed his lips and was silent.
He just wants to escape from this place as soon as possible now, and it is best to find a hole in the ground to bury himself, because so many people know his identity, and he will inevitably show flaws in acting again.
I saw him staggering to Liu Shiyun, clasping his fists and making amends: "Young Master Liu, I hunted all day long, but I didn't expect to be pecked blind by an eagle today, if I swept your Yaxing, I hope you will forgive me......"
Liu Shiyun waved his hand arrogantly, and laughed: "It's okay, it's okay!" As long as Zixuan is not a big problem, there are so many beautiful girls in this world, not bad Li Wan'er alone, until Zixuan recovers his body, you and I can still join hands to visit the depths of the peach source! ”
The corners of Xiao Zixuan's mouth twitched, and he said: "Thanks to Young Master Liu's promotion, the little one is still a little urgent today, so I will leave first, and I will definitely come to the door to thank you in person another day!" ”
An inexplicable light flashed in Liu Shiyun's eyes, and he said: "Haha, what is Zixuan talking about, you and I are already in the same Liu Mansion, Zixuan wants to stay in the cold house, a few hundred steps away, why bother to come to the door!" ”
A trace of cold sweat crept up on his forehead, and Xiao Zixuan pretended to be calm and said, "Young Master Liu misunderstood. In my humble opinion, the world's masters and sages are all my teachers, and they can be called 'door-to-door' when they go to visit. Young Master Liu is a talented and graceful person, how can he be practiced? ”
Liu Shiyun was stunned for a moment, and then smiled heartily: "Among the group of outsiders in Liufu, you really have to be the most clever!" What you say makes sense, it makes sense! Hahaha......"
Xiao Zixuan swallowed his throat with difficulty, his throat was dry for a while, and he said with a smile: "Young Master Liu has won the award, so he can only retire first, and he can't send the young master back to the mansion in person, it's really a good life...... It's a pity......"
Liu Shiyun waved his hand and said to Tang Wu beside him: "Tang Wu, why don't you hurry up and kowtow to Xiao Gongzi to make amends?" If it weren't for you, how would Xiao Gongzi be injured today? ”
Tang Wu fell to his knees with a puff, and cried and said: "Lord Xiao, the little one is bold, he dared to let go of his hands at that time, the little sin deserves death, I hope Lord Xiao will spare his life!" ”
Xiao Zixuan took a deep breath as hard as he could, and said with a smile: "Where, I was reckless and reckless, I don't blame you......"
With that, he turned his head and walked off into the distance in despair, his steps dishevelled like a drunkard with a hangover.
Alien? What does it mean to be an outsider? Xiao Zixuan did a lot of calculations, but he didn't expect that he and Liu Shiyun were both from Liufu, he thought that he was also prominent, and he must be the son of another family, the "Xiao family", but how could he have thought that he would be from the same family as Liu Shiyun?
He shook his head helplessly, his pale thin lips outlined a bitter smile, his future is really difficult......
Behind him, Liu Shiyun looked at Xiao Zixuan's distant figure and frowned suspiciously.
Today's Xiao Zixuan is far different from the past, not only is the arrogance on his body gone, but even his words and conversations are no longer domineering. But he didn't think much about it, shouted at Tang Wu, and planned to go to the moon shop to find flowers and ask willows, even though it was noon now, but the anger in his belly just now was disturbed by Xiao Zixuan, resulting in not being full of warmth now, but thinking about ****.
The crowd gradually dispersed, and after the hustle and bustle, they finally managed to keep a moment of peace, leaving only a few of Li Wan'er's relatives, still hugging in pain and crying. From time to time, a few rows of swallows appear on the horizon, flying from the south following the warmth of spring.
After all, this is the season when spring returns to the earth and everything recovers.
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Twilight is like a large gray net, quietly sprinkled down, enveloping the whole city.
There is only one first quarter moon in the sky, less than half of the full moon, and the dim starlight and the bonfire of the city reflect each other, I don't know whether the palace in the sky is colder, or the earth is more beautiful.
At this moment, north of Yongzhou City, Liufu.
The two guards sat on the ground facing each other, and they could only rely on chatting with each other to relieve their loneliness when they were bored.
"Oh, after this shift, Lao Tzu will be able to rest for two days, damn, I haven't made love with my mother-in-law for half a month, and I am excited to see a sow now......" A night watchman leaned against the door and muttered.
"Hey, make love with your mother-in-law, don't be cold. Just your mother-in-law, her waist is bigger than ****, and her legs are thicker than her ass, so you can't toss your small body to the ground? The guard on the other side spat disdainfully, his eyes shining like a campfire in the dark.
"Fuck Zheng Lao Wu, Lao Tzu hasn't beaten you for a few days, are you owed to smoke again?! Lao Tzu is so rich to ask for a wife, no matter how much he is better than you, a lonely man. ”
Zheng Lao Wu waved his hand disdainfully: "Lao Tzu's salary is not less than yours, if it weren't for the sisters in Chunyun Lane, I would have been able to marry a wife who is beautiful, ****** has a good baby......
"Whew! The sisters in Chunyun Lane are more pickled than the other, and you can't afford to be a little cleaner and better, and you are not afraid of contracting flower willow disease every day when you are debauched......"
"Hehe, if Lao Tzu can get sick with Hualiu, at least he will die of romance, better than staying in this willow mansion and being oppressed to death by a few evil housekeepers......" Zheng Lao Wu always had an uninhibited expression, as if everything in the world was just a soak of urine in the early morning, and he hurried over in a half-dream.
When the nursing home on the opposite side heard Zheng Laowu's presumptuous words, he was shocked, and hurriedly rushed up to cover his mouth:
"Damn, you don't want to live and wait to have a son, this point, what if those housekeepers haven't slept yet! Your heart is wide-eyed! ”
"Fuck it, it's time, people who haven't slept must be holding the girls' breasts and gnawing on it, how can you take care of our ......"
Before he finished speaking, there was a sudden startling sound not far away, accompanied by several violent coughs.
The two guards were breathless, and their expressions suddenly became solemn.
The older guard complained hatefully: "Zheng Lao Wu, it's all your fault for that crow's mouth." ”
Zheng Lao Wu ignored the colleague opposite, and his eyebrows twisted into a knot: "Old Meng, that Tai Sui Ye is back......"
"What?!" Lao Meng was frightened for a while, he was already in his forties, and he usually couldn't afford to eat eggs and pork liver, so he inevitably suffered from night blindness.
He gasped: "Is it really that master?" ”
Zheng Lao Wu nodded solemnly: "It's really fucking unlucky, he's drunk again, I really don't know which Oiran to find again......"
Lao Meng slapped Zheng Lao Wu's head suddenly: "Don't mumble, hurry up and run up to support others!" It's not good for you to serve now, wait until tomorrow this Tai Sui Ye reacts, and you can't wring your head off! ”
Zheng Lao Wu's eyebrows flashed a few angry times, and he had to spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm: "Damn, Lao Tzu swears this is the last time!" ”
He snapped his wrists and stepped forward viciously, but he still had a few colors left, and he held back his anger and helped Tai Sui Ye up.
I saw Tai Sui Ye spewing hot air in his mouth, and there was a pungent smell of wine on his body, he opened his eyes, saw the person who came, and said half-drunk and half-conscious:
"It turned out to be you, a brute, quickly, help Lao Tzu back to the room......
Lao Tzu wants wine, Lao Tzu still wants Niu'er......"