"Third brother! Third brother! In the middle of the night, the zodiac chief quietly came to Zhao Zheng's dormitory and called Zhao Zheng affectionately. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhao Zheng was dazed, opened one eye and saw the nervous and confused face of the Zodiac chief, his face was flushed, and his forehead was covered with fine sweat, which made Zhao Zheng have a premonition that something big was happening: "Master, what's wrong?" ”

"I, I'm ......" Zodiac looks like a big boy who has done something wrong, in a dilemma, stumbling.

Zhao Zheng got up and put on a coat, there was heating in the house, although it was in the cold winter, it was not cold, he knew that in the Baiyun Palace, the master could confide in others was the only one who could confide in him, and he didn't have half a minute of getting up in his heart.

There was still a pot of hot water on the small stove in the house, Zhao Zheng poured a cup and handed it to Huang Daochang, and at the same time poured a full cup for himself, Zhao Zheng's unhurried movements infected Huang Daochang, so that his impatience was quietly appeased: "Master, what is the matter?" There are apprentices, so don't panic. ”

Huang Daochang took the hot water, took a sip, and said slowly: "Today, I have a ...... with Miss Chen."

Burst! Zhao Zheng, who was drinking water, squirted out a mouthful of hot water, that? No wonder Master is so cowardly, he won't be still! Zhao Zheng laughed wantonly in his heart, and then suddenly stopped it, because he had no reason to laugh at Huang Daochang, Zhao Zheng has been in the Great Song Dynasty for more than three years, counting his previous life, he is in his twenties, isn't he still a virgin?

Zhao Zheng got up and patted Huang Daochang on the shoulder, and said sincerely: "Master, congratulations!" ”

Huang Daochang shook his head for a while: "No, although we are happy with each other, we haven't visited the church yet, and doing such things will ruin her reputation." ”

Zhao Zheng took the trouble to repeat that sentence: "Master, we are Taoist priests, and you don't have to worry about Confucianism's set of things, since you have been in love with each other, you have already had a lifelong trust, and you can't help yourself, what's wrong!" ”

The zodiac chief wanted to speak and stopped.

Zhao Zheng couldn't help but ignite the gossip: "Master, should you have done that, and then escaped overnight, leaving Miss Chen alone in the empty room to soothe her wounds alone!" ”

As soon as Zhao Zheng's words fell, Huang Daochang clapped his hands: "That's right! She's bleeding, I'm not human! Today she said that her mother went back to her parents' house to visit relatives, so she hid it from her subordinates and quietly took me into her boudoir, and then she did such an angry thing! "The zodiac chief is deeply remorseful for his behavior in putting on his pants.

"Master, there is still room for remedy in the matter, now you go and appease Miss Chen, no! It's too late for the teacher, it's not too late to make amends! Zhao Zheng tried his best to instigate.

The zodiac chief said incredulously: "Right now? What time is it now, and besides, the door of Chen's Mansion is closed, how can I get in. ”

Zhao Zheng waved his hand arrogantly: "You don't have to worry about this, I'll call Gao Linmen, with his help, isn't it easy for you to climb over the wall, Master?" ”

Huang Daochang was worried about Miss Chen, and he was a little moved, but he still had concerns: "It's just that it's so late, Grandmaster Gao is afraid that he will have already fallen asleep!" ”

While the zodiac chief was talking, Zhao Zheng had already dressed and pulled the zodiac chief towards the door: "You don't have to worry about this!" I'll just call him! ”

When the two came to the door of Gao Linmen, Zhao Zheng knocked on the door perfunctorily, and pushed the door directly, but was suddenly caught by a black shadow and shouted: "Who? ”

I! Zhao Zheng turned on the flashlight, his new invention of black technology, after the advent of the lamp, as long as you make a dry battery can make a flashlight, the dry battery is not a very high gold content, with the current accumulation of science and technology, fully capable of making it, although the cost is extremely expensive, and the life is short, can only be used for more than ten hours, but Zhao Zheng can not bear to have money to smash down. Only a few days after making it, Zhao Zheng used a broken flashlight.

At the same time, the zodiac chief also turned on his flashlight and shot it into the black shadow's face.

"Me!" Zhao Zheng was shocked by this sudden incident, but who made him determine Gao Linmen's identity, and he was no longer afraid.

Zhao Zheng saw Gao Linmen squinting half of his eyes, obviously drowsy, and wondered: "You are still so alert when you sleep, is it a disturbed conscience, which girl did you steal?" ”

"Haha! What are you doing here? Gao Linmen immediately put down Zhao Zheng and said with a smile, but Zhao Zheng noticed from this laughter that he seemed to be hiding something, but he didn't care so much at the moment, and quietly said a few words in Gao Linmen's ear.

With Zhao Zheng's narration, Gao Linmen quietly looked at Huang Daochang, and the look in his eyes made Huang Daochang feel embarrassed.

"Let's go! This grandmaster will go even if he is a saddle! Gao Linmen suddenly felt that the heavenly immortal of the zodiac was a lot closer at once, and they were all fellow believers, so he naturally let go of the wall built in his heart, which came from his respect for Zhao Zheng, and then revered his master.

Gao Linmen stretched out his thumb to the zodiac chief and said sincerely: "The real person is really a model for my generation!" ”

Zhao Zheng saw that Huang Daochang's face was a little embarrassed, and quietly kicked Gao Linmen.

Gao Linmen smiled and found a telescopic ladder in his house to come out, Zhao Zheng saw that Gao Linmen's crime tools were so exquisite, and he knew that this must have been made by the master and apprentice of the refining department of Baiyun Palace.

is worthy of a professional prostitute, this set of equipment is really excellent.

The three of them walked in the Baiyun Palace, each with a flashlight, which was not good in the Southern Song Dynasty in the thirteenth century! The market price of this thing is 5,000 tubes, and the non-rich and noble families can't afford it, but people are not frightened by this high outrageous price at all, but they are flocking to it, nonsense, reversing the yin and yang things, and the national teacher has opened the light, of course, it is worth this price, only three days after the sale, 30 flashlights were made and sold out, and the black market price has reached 30,000 yuan, which is used by many people as an artifact to worship on the incense case.

The three of them walked by the martial arts hall for a while, and saw someone sitting on the highest pavilion, exhaling and practicing qi, no need to think about it, it must be Erlang who practiced to the point of going mad.

The three of them shot Jiro with flashlights.

Erlang closed his eyes, felt a sense of light, thought it was his own miracle, and laughed loudly: "Haha! The sky does not live up to me, I have achieved great achievements, and the shattered void can be expected in the future! ”

Seeing Erlang laughing so happily on the third day, the three of them looked at each other, as if they had done something wrong, and they all turned off the flashlight and hid it to the side, so that Erlang's laughter was presumptuous in the wind.

If this rammed goods knew the truth, they would have to quarrel for a few more days, and the three of them coincidentally chose to hide their whereabouts, Zhao Zheng wanted to ask Erlang to go with him and peek at the master's spring breeze for the second time, but when he heard the laughter, he dispelled this idea, and this thing also knows these interests?

After Erlang's laughter was over, the three of them saw Erlang vomiting again, so they quietly left.

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The three of them were led by the zodiac chief, came to the gate of the Chen Mansion, and placed the ladder in the high gate, and then the thief took out a pair of ** from his arms, handed it to the zodiac chief mysteriously, and whispered: "Real person, this is the secret technique of Maoshan that I have treasured for a long time." ”

The zodiac chief asked suspiciously, "What is it?" ”

Gao Lin door slowly opened**, as if opening a peerless treasure, and his face was full of care.

Huang Daochang's eyes were wide open, and he was about to scream, but he was gagged by Gao Linmen with his hand, and then made a shushing movement with his hand: "Real person, don't surprise others!" After speaking, he pointed to the Chen Mansion.

The zodiac chief understood, and intently used a flashlight to browse the content above, which opened his eyes and made him feel that he had lived in vain in the previous decades.

"When it's ugly, watch out for the candle!" At this time, the night patrol came, and then watched in horror as the two people in the corner of the wall sneakily illuminated the eyes with witchcraft, which was quite scary.

Zhao Zheng hurriedly ran over and whispered: "Don't make a noise, I'm a national teacher!" ”

Most of the people in Yuhang have seen the national teacher, and the national teacher's daily open class to the public is the most important moment in the city every day, and he has naturally seen Zhao Zheng's appearance.

"The grass people have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, which disturbs the true monarch." Then he looked suspiciously at the Zodiac Chief.

Zhao Zheng wanted him to leave quickly, so he found a reason at random and said, "There seems to be something filthy nearby, my master came to check it out." ”

The night watchman suddenly realized and said: "No wonder Zhang Tianshi entered the Chen Mansion in disguise that day, it turned out that there were demons, but they were also bold, with the true monarch here, those demons also dared to come." ”

"It's not a monster, I'm helping the court investigate a case." Zhao Zheng explained.

The night watchman had a strange expression: "I'll just say, how dare a monster come to Yuhang." ”

In the face of such a persistent person, Zhao Zheng decided to give up reversing his worldview, and suddenly realized what he had just said: "Zhang Tianshi? That Zhang Tianshi? ”

"It's Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain, Zhang Tianshi entered the city that day with great pomp, and I went to see it with my mother-in-law, and I won't admit it. It's just that Zhang Tianshi didn't wear a Taoist robe that day, and he came out in a hurry with the clothes of the subordinates of the Chen Mansion and other subordinates, and was bumped by me, and he would never admit his mistake. ”

Chen Mansion Zhao Zheng is sending people to monitor every day, no wonder this information has not been detected, who would have thought that the dignified Zhang Tianshi would actually pretend to be a subordinate to enter and exit, Zhao Zheng sighed, and let the night watchman go.

Now he was more interested in this Chen girl.

After the zodiac chief browsed the **, he was carefully taught by Gao Linmen, how to find out the heart of a woman, he had a plan, his confidence increased greatly, and he went up the ladder with high spirits. Then he sat down on the wall and looked down helplessly at Gao Linmen: "It's so high, how can you go down!" ”

Gao Linmen's jaw almost fell to the ground, this immortal seemed to be too weak, Zhao Zheng made a look to help at this time. Gao Linmen folded the ladder, jumped to the wall, and then flipped over the ladder with the ladder to another ladder and let the zodiac grow.

Then there was a gentle footstep, and then there was no more, Zhao Zheng was anxious, Gao Lin opened the door quietly, and walked over from the side.

made a gesture to come with me, Zhao Zheng followed Gao Linmen into the Chen Mansion: "Let's go to other places to take a look, I suspect that there is something wrong with this house." ”

Gao Linmen asked sensitively: "Huang Zhenren, that woman has a problem!" ”

Zhao Zheng stretched out his thumb to Gao Linmen.

Gao Linmen suddenly realized that even immortals could not be considered a woman's heart. A sigh at the thought of this.

Zhao Zheng knew that this thing was crooked, so he whispered to him to explain the abnormality of this family.

Gao Linmen then teased me with a look: "Huang Zhenren is a fairy, even if he doesn't have a public identity, there is an ethereal fairy aura in it, this Chen girl has taken a fancy to Huang Zhenren, where is there a problem!" ”

After a lie told a thousand times, it became the truth, and after the originally ordinary zodiac chief was considered by everyone to be an immortal, all his opinions about him changed.

It's the same thing, but it's two completely different landscapes.

The human heart is sometimes so foolish and ridiculous.

(It's finally done, ask for recommendation votes for encouragement!) ）