Chapter 219 [Old Ape's Monkey Play] First Update

Cao'er has been bored, or rather crazy, lately; Since her mother revealed that she wanted to splash her 'old girl' as a basin of water, she rarely stayed at home, basically jumping around the village after eating, or wandering around the market under the protection of Sang Wazi, saying that she was going to buy some silk threads to learn female popularity, but in fact, she was playing crazy everywhere.

Now she is even crazier than the young official of Gongzi who was sent by Yingquliang to Longdong to raise horses, humming and his wife easily got out of the clutches of the young official, but they don't want to fall into the grasp of her little devil, and they want to be her model every day, posing for all kinds of shapes for her to make clay puppets, and then take them to her small kiln to burn, the construction method of this kiln is what the dog leftover from the ink line and then quietly told her.

Gou Yuzi did not forget to tie up the grass in Lantian, which made Sang Wazi very annoyed, since he was a child, he and Gou Yuzi have been competing around Cao'er, and now it seems that this competition will continue.

The elder brother went to Taigongling, and Cao'er was determined to go together, but Bai Dong didn't allow it, he hoped that Cao'er would never touch those things of the merchants; It's not that I look down on businessmen, it's just that if a businessman wants to survive, it is inevitable that there will be a variety of yin or yang means, Cao'er has been a wild girl in the countryside for more than ten years, and now that her family is well-off, she should practice some elegant things, write, paint, play the piano, make a poem or something, this is what everyone does, there is no need to contact those business methods, the Bai family has their own and the dog leftovers to be profiteers, there is no need to engage in a family business.

The emergence of great inventions will always drive the trend, since the invention of silk paper, gradually replacing bamboo slips, the literary circles of various countries have risen the way of calligraphy and painting. That's it. After all, it's still a trail. Calligraphy is different. Before, they were all engraved on bamboo slips, which was nothing more than clear and powerful, neat strokes, where is the writing change on paper with a brush now? Nowadays, many scholars and writers are practicing calligraphy hard, even if it is a big man like Meng Fuzi, he has to learn from scratch, after all, the previous hard pen carving and today's brush writing are fundamentally two different things. Therefore, as soon as the family study stopped, Bai Dong ordered the children of the clan and the students of the Mengxue Hall to practice calligraphy every day, starting with the gentlemen, and the gentlemen practiced well. Teach it to the students again, and the knowledge of the students taught by the Bai family in the future may not necessarily overwhelm the world's scholars, but the calligraphy cannot be worse than others, the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone are all invented by the Bai family, and they can't afford to lose that person.

Now even Bai Dong himself is practicing calligraphy, let alone Cao'er? I didn't expect her to be a calligrapher, but learning calligraphy can cultivate her temperament. The current grass is too savage girlfriend, Sang Wazi and Gou Yuzi always spoil her, and her mother also leaves the knife mouth for herself, and the tofu heart is given to her. It can't go on like this, after seeing the madness of Yingshu. Bai Dong thinks that he should take precautions to prevent the slightest problem, those who say that girls should be raised as princesses are too one-sided, beware of raising princesses, and regret it when the time comes!

Cao'er doesn't care about her brother's hard work, she has a good memory, so she has always been a good student in Yang Zhu's eyes, but when it comes to practicing calligraphy, it can't be done, how annoying is it to stay at home and write sullenly all day? If she couldn't write a few words, she would knock over the inkstone, crumple the paper and throw it all over the floor. Young girls will be cranky, but they haven't met a sweetheart who can let her strain her tenderness and dissipate her energy, so this kind of energy that has nowhere to vent will be naughty, even worse than boys.

Taigongling can't go, just go to the market to see, now the market is getting more and more lively, I heard that a few days ago from South Korea came a monkey. The monkey will look at people's clothes and beg for money, and when it encounters those who are richly dressed, it will ask for more; When it encounters tattered clothes, it will not take a second look. My brother said 'dogs look down on people', it seems that my brother is wrong, it should be 'monkeys look down on people', I'm going to see this monkey! See if its ass is red enough, is it as red as your red lips?

When she said this, Sang Wazi not only had red lips, but even her face turned red. The aristocratic men of this era pay attention to their cultivation and appearance, to put it bluntly, aristocratic men also have to wear makeup, the simple thing is to hook an eyebrow, and paint a red lip or something in a complicated way; In fact, in ancient Europe, it was men who first paid attention to 'beauty', and the high heels and stockings that women loved to wear in later generations were exclusive to men in ancient Europe, and only later became women's clothing.

Sang Wazi is a martial artist, and he will never 'make up' on weekdays, but every time he meets Cao'er, he can't help but want to retouch, this is no way, he doesn't paint dog leftovers, and that guy will also paint red faces, which is unbearable.

Cao'er saw that Sang Wazi would also be shy, so she immediately giggled, stretched out a small white and tender hand to hold his tiger palm, and pulled him into the crowd; In fact, there is no need to drill hard, whenever someone is about to touch her, someone will naturally come over and bump into those people.

Since Bai Dong's accident, as long as Cao'er and Kujiu go out, there are many hidden masters around them, some are from the Bai family trading company, some are simply the rabbits under Jing Jian, and there are even the mysterious masters taught by Fan Stress; Bai Dong is now establishing the first school for Lao Qin, and if something happens to his family, Li Jiang doesn't know how many heads will be cut off.

The monkey man didn't have a name, but he called himself an old ape, and brought two big and one small monkey, the big one was a male and a female, who was responsible for the performance, and the small one was in charge of holding a tattered pottery bowl to beg for money.

The two big monkeys under the old ape are actually very obedient, but they have to play the same stalk every time; After the old ape ordered them to stand up and salute, he took a fur hat used by Hu people and gave it to the male monkey, and the male monkey immediately patted his chest with a tragic face, as if to say that he was of Chinese blood, how could he wear the hat of the Hu people? So with a flick of his head, the hat fell to the ground. The old ape was not angry, grinning and grabbing a rooster that had been ready for a long time, and put the hat on the rooster, of course the rooster refused to wear it, and shook his head and hat fell to the ground, this time the old ape shot very fast, pulled out the broken sword at his waist and cut off the rooster's head.

As soon as the rooster's head hit the ground, the male monkey's face immediately changed greatly, and he leaned over to pick up his hat, this time he didn't need the old ape to help him bring it, he put it on himself, and then hugged the female monkey, patting each other's backs, as if they were comforting each other for the rest of their lives.

Whenever they see this, the onlookers are all laughing, and the little monkey will hold a pottery bowl to ask for money; Cao'er had already prepared a large handful of copper coins, grabbed a dozen of them and threw them into the bowl, and shouted: "Uncle Ape, I want to watch them dance"

These two monkeys really know how to dance, and they are also the court dances that the nobles love to watch, and I don't know where an old man who plays monkeys learned to teach these two monkeys; It's a pity that it's dancing crookedly, it's really funny, the grass is the first time to see, but I heard from the tribesmen how wonderful the monkey dance is, and now I see it with my own eyes, and I suddenly laugh and tremble, and the two little feet I like kick around, and the little Tiao Deng who plays the monkey man is made by her to 'squeak and squeak'.

"The old ape thanks the reward of the Bai family's girl."

The two monkeys finished dancing, and then they fought with wooden sticks, and finally prepared to stage a 'monkey to the sky'. The male monkey jumped on a long bamboo pole and climbed all the way to the top of the bamboo pole, and after a while, he saw a peach thrown down from the top of the bamboo pole, according to the old ape, it was his monkey who stole the peach of the Queen Mother of the West, to present it to the most honored guest of the day.

Today, I will count the grass to reward the most, the old ape smiled and walked towards the grass, seeing that it meant to give this peach to the grass to taste, but Sang Wazi's face changed slightly, stood up to protect the grass, and said coldly: "Old ape, do you actually recognize the Bai family?" What exactly do you want to do! ”

He is a proud disciple taught by Li Di, how can he not see that after the male monkey climbed to the top, this old ape used a trick to shake the audience? The monkey stealing the peach is fake, in fact, it is hidden in the hidden box at the top of the bamboo pole, and the peach is also taken out by the old ape, but the technique is extremely fast, and he is a master practitioner at a glance.

Thinking of what happened to Bai Dong in Lantian, Sang Wazi didn't dare to be careless, and put his hands on his chest, but in fact, he crashed into the old ape with his palms, no matter whether the old man was kind or malicious, he was not allowed to get close to Cao'er.

"Hehe, the Bai family is really domineering, my old man kindly sent a peach to the Bai family girl, and you have to stop it?"

The old ape smiled, and his body drilled under Sang Wazi's armpit like a catfish, and Sang Wazi hit his shoulders with both palms, but it was like a defeat, but he shook slightly. The Bai family rangers and Qin Palace masters who were secretly protecting Cao'er were in a hurry, and they only paid attention to whether there was anything unusual around them before, and they were a little far away from Cao'er, but it was too late to rush over at this moment.

Fortunately, the old ape really didn't have any malicious intent, and after sending the peach to Cao'er, he jumped back into the field, squeezing his eyes at Sang Wazi, as if he was very proud. Sang Wazi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but glared at the old ape angrily, how could he be a monkey trickster with such skills? This old guy must have another plan to come to Baijiazhuang!

Just as he was about to persuade Cao'er to leave this place of right and wrong, he suddenly heard the voice of a young man outside the circle: "Sister Lu Zhen, there are monkey tricks here, I like to watch it, I must see it." ”

I saw a carriage parked outside the circle, the carriage door opened, and a young man with pink makeup jumped down, so beautiful, he was simply a small Jing supervisor! And it's not the skinny 'beauty' of Jing Jian, her face is round, she has two dimples in a smile, and there is a piece of crystal clear jade the size of a child's palm hanging under her neck, which is a precious thing of great value at first glance.

Sang Wazi saw this young man, and the Bai family ranger and Qin Palace master who secretly protected Cao'er also saw it, and saw that his steps were vain, but he was not a martial artist, so he didn't care much.

When the young man saw the grass holding the peach, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he trotted to the grass, although he was stopped by Sang Wazi, he still begged with his throat: "Good sister, your peaches are big and red, I like them so much, can you sell them to me?" (To be continued......)

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