"I'm nine thousand years old and I'm back!"

Looking at the majestic imperial city, Meng Qiu said silently in his heart, in just one day, he came back again, back to the "Nine Thousand Years Old Concentration Camp" that haunted him and tossed and turned, the Imperial Palace. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Wait for my King Yan to become the emperor! I must set up a card at the gate of the palace to charge: ten taels of silver for the big eunuch at a time, five taels of silver for the middle eunuch at a time, and free for the little eunuch. The palace maid is beautiful and single for free, and the ugly one gets married for fifty taels of silver at a time! The master is ten thousand taels a month! Following Gonggong Wu into the palace slowly, Meng Qiule was in turmoil.

"It's a pity that the young master is not nine thousand years old, otherwise I will catch Gonggong Gao first and let him enjoy castration 10,000 times repeatedly! Cut it and sew it up and grow it on! While thinking about revenge in the future, Meng Qiu cautiously looked at the surrounding environment.

King Yan entered the palace to meet the emperor, and the entourage could only wait outside the palace, while Meng Qiu followed Gonggong Wu into the palace, and went to Concubine Rong's bedroom under the banner of giving gifts to Princess Yan's mother, Concubine Rong, to investigate some things.

"Xiao Meng, the palace is no better than the palace, you have to be careful everywhere, follow me and don't get lost. Let's go directly to Concubine Rong's dormitory, and wait for His Highness's audience to end with His Majesty," Wu Bo turned around and said gently.

In fact, on the day he rescued Meng Qiu, Wu Bo had already regarded Meng Qiu as his nephew in his heart, and the eyes and voice of this child were almost exactly the same as his nephew who died at the hands of the barbarians. Not to mention Meng Qiu's attitude towards himself in the mansion, he knows very well that this child's respect for himself is from the heart, not a coy gesture.

"Hehe, Uncle Wu, don't worry, I'll pay attention" Meng Qiu said with a smile while carrying the gift box, hiding the grief in his eyes, Uncle Wu's care reminded him of his father.

"Daddy, sister, don't worry, I'm alive and well! Don't worry about me, walk slowly on the Yellow Springs Road, and wait until I kill millions of barbarians and sacrifice their hearts to your souls in the sky! Thinking of his parents and sister, Meng Qiu's eyes suddenly became murderous.

At this time, several little eunuchs and palace maids came to the front, led by an old eunuch with an arrogant look on their backs, one by one, holding copper basins, stoves and other things, and hurriedly walked towards the other side. Seeing this group of people coming, Meng Qiu changed.

I saw him bend over, shrink his neck, carefully hold the gift box with both hands, follow closely behind Gonggong Wu with his head down, and walk cautiously as if he was afraid that he would be punished if he made a little noise, and the whole person looked like a shivering little quail.

"Grandpa Zhang" saw these people coming, and Gonggong Wu bowed his hand to the leading eunuch and walked forward, but Grandpa Zhang's face was full of respect, and he returned the salute with both hands, not daring to be disrespectful in the slightest.

"Father-in-law Wu, are you going? Need a small one to show you the way? After saluting, Gonggong Zhang waved his hand to let his subordinates get out of the way, and he stepped forward with a flattering look on his face and asked, but his eyes were aimed at Meng Qiu next to him.

"Humph! His Royal Highness King Yan entered the palace to face the saint and instructed the old slave to send some gifts to Concubine Rong to show filial piety. When the miscellaneous family was old, they took this kid with him. This kid was just selected by His Royal Highness the day before yesterday as a little eunuch to serve personally, what's the matter? The noble man behind you is also in charge of this matter? With a sneer, Gonggong Wu asked with a sneer.

"How dare a minion! It's just that Gonggong Gao ordered the servants to have someone with ill intentions recently, pretending to be a eunuch to sneak into the palace with bad intentions, and let the servants and others carefully check to prevent rebellious ministers and thieves from watching the emperor! Lowering his head, Father-in-law Zhang said tremblingly, cold sweat quickly wet his back, he knew very well the consequences of his words, and he also knew what he would attract by doing so.

But he had no choice, the secret controller of the palace ordered him to strictly investigate King Yan's mansion, especially the young man who was taken away by Gonggong Wu yesterday, and do his best to find evidence of King Yan's "bad intentions". Otherwise, even if he does not die, he will not have good fruit to eat in the future. At the same time, the "controller" promised that as long as Father-in-law Zhang did things for himself, he would definitely greatly promote him in the future and help him control greater power.

Although Gonggong Zhang was afraid of Gonggong Wu, he also took the plunge, and he was suspicious of Meng Qiu both inside and outside the words.

"It seems that the palace is not calm either! This trip is not in vain, first get through the current difficulties and then say" As soon as he heard this, Meng Qiu realized the problem, but fortunately, he was prepared.

"Father-in-law, Your Highness asked you to send this bowl of chicken soup to Concubine Rong's bedroom as soon as possible to talk about filial piety, should we hurry up? Otherwise, the chicken soup is cold, and the mother doesn't like it, so we're going to lose our heads! Meng Qiu's voice was full of anxiety and panic, and he escaped from a little eunuch who had just entered the palace.

"Huh! What are you afraid of! Father-in-law Zhang is in the palace, but he covers the sky with one hand and has power! Concubine Rong? Even His Majesty has to be allowed by Father-in-law Zhang, not to mention the two of us little eunuchs of King Yan's Mansion! Monkey cub, let Grandpa Zhang check carefully, it's okay if the chicken soup is spilled, anyway, as long as Grandpa Zhang says a word, the emperor can't kill the two of us! Hearing this, Gonggong Wu smiled, looked at Gonggong Zhang with a sneer and said.

Meng Qiu's words did not have the slightest loophole, and he also lent Gonggong Wu a knife to fight against Gonggong Zhang's army, and he deliberately changed his voice, even every action was changed, and now he is a qualified eunuch who has been castrated and trained.

"Idiot! You don't even count as a fart when you fight with the planner, labor and management were known as the psychological masters of the planning industry back then! Quietly glancing at the helpless Father-in-law Zhang, Meng Qiu sneered in his heart and said.

Gonggong Zhang is also sweating like rain, Meng Qiu and Gonggong Wu sang and harmonized, and they deducted a bunch of big hats for him in a few words, which was simply a bully to the king, disrespectful and humble, and the eldest daughter of the Nine Clans to do great evil, which is not much different from the usurpation of the dynasty.

There are a large group of people around, as long as anyone has a slightly crooked mouth, those who covet their status are very willing to pull themselves off the horse and occupy their positions. At that time, what awaits you will be a catastrophe, and even suicide will become a luxury.

"Father-in-law forgives sins! The minion is just curious that this kid was taken away by you yesterday, and today he can jump into the palace to do things. The minion is just curious about whether there is a miraculous golden medicine in King Yan's mansion, and you also know that the minion was injured when he was clean, and he often suffers from pain, and I hope you can sympathize with the minion and save the minion! Kneeling directly on the ground, Grandpa Zhang said tremblingly.

This is Gonggong Zhang's only killer move, and it is also Meng Qiu's biggest flaw, if this question is not answered well, Meng Qiu will definitely die, and King Yan and Gonggong Wu will inevitably be implicated. Because there is no correct answer to this question at all, no matter how the answer is, at least in Zhang's father-in-law's opinion:

The purification system and techniques of the ancient palace eunuchs originated in Egypt and were originally used to worship the gods. This is due to the fact that in the inner court of the palace, from the queen mother, the concubine, the queen of the dynasty, the concubine and the palace maid, etc., there are many female dependents, and if the male attendants are allowed to enter and exit, it is inevitable that the palace curtains will be defiled. Therefore, no other adult male is allowed to work in the uterus.

The steps and methods of the eunuch's cleansing are more strict, and there is no professional skill to kill 100%, not to mention the long recovery period after the cleansing

When the cleanser wants to conclude a contract with the parent or agent of the cleanser, it is called a clerk at that time. Please ask the three old and four young as witnesses, and write that they are willing to cleanse themselves, regardless of life or death, so as not to cause trouble in the future, and the cleanser will follow and suffer lawsuits. But this is not the main thing, the main thing is that the cleanser is equivalent to investing a sum of money, and when the cleansed child has a career in the future, he can make a lot of money. Although the cleanser is working hard now and losing a few bucks, he doesn't care. As long as the writing of this document is clear, and it is marked "voluntarily purify, do not take a penny", the post-report is naturally a matter beyond words. However, in private transactions, there are also two kinds of prices, one price for keeping alive, and another price for those who are not kept alive.

According to the Qing Dynasty notebook "Chentan Miscellaneous Knowledge", a person who is willing to enter the palace as a eunuch must be invoked by a eunuch with status, and then the certifier makes a "marriage letter" and "marries" himself to the palace as a "woman". The "marriage letter" must be a voluntary agreement, and then a knife maker is invited to prepare for the operation, choose a good day, and lock the cleanser in the room.

The room must be airtight, and the cleanser must clean up the excrement and then lock it in. During this period of confinement, it is absolutely forbidden to eat or drink, lest excreted filth contaminate the wound after the operation, which may worsen the wound and become life-threatening. The reason why it is impermeable is also for the safety of the purifier. In this way, after three or four days, it is officially castrated.

When the eunuch was castrated, he lay on his back on the kang, one person fixed his waist, the other two held down his two legs respectively, and tied his abdomen and upper thighs with cloth, and after the genitals and **** were washed with pepper water, the chief knife asked the castrated person one last time, "Do you regret it?" After he said "no regrets", he cut off his key parts and ****. In addition to the chief surgeon, three or four assistants are generally needed. The castrated person is placed on his back in a semi-recumbent position, and several assistants tie and fix his lower abdomen and upper part of the double strands with a white cloth, and then one person is responsible for holding down the waist and abdomen, while others wash the castrated area with "hot pepper soup" and disinfect it. The scalpel used for castration is a sharp blade that curves in the shape of a sickle, and it is said to be made of an alloy of gold and copper to prevent infection after surgery, but it is usually used without special sterilization measures, and it is considered sterilization by roasting it over a fire. After all this is completed, the chief knife maker uses a sickle-shaped curved blade to cut off the key parts of the castrated person together with ****, usually in two steps:

The first step is to cut the baby. Make a deep incision on the left and right sides of the balloon to cut the tendons to squeeze the baby out. This requires the castration to straighten up and the small belly to bulge outward. To use all the strength of the whole body to squeeze out the baby, the knife maker will stick the sliced pork bitter gall to the left and right sides of the balloon.

The second step is to cut the key parts. This requires quite high technology, and if it is shallow, there will be residual potential, and in the future, the brittle bones inside will bulge outward, and it will have to be cut a second time, which is commonly known as "brushing stubble" in the palace; If the cut is deep, it will collapse into it after healing in the future, forming a pit, and it will be fan-shaped when urinating, which will be inconvenient for a lifetime. Nine out of ten eunuchs in the palace have urinary crotch problems, which is the sequelae of castration.

Then the bitter pig gall bladder, the wound paste, sticky matching, I heard that the bitter pig gall paste will reduce swelling and stop bleeding, the baby squeezes out, and then goes down is a full set of castration, to cut the complete plane, can not leave any protruding meat, because the cut is not flat enough, not flat enough, this cartilage will run out again, come out will have to operate again, castration is too deep, too deep another day the wound is good, there will be a convex piece, fall down and become a hole, urine will be sprinkled, very troublesome, will spill the pants wet, most of the eunuchs castrated, All have sequelae, pee split ends, like a fan shape! The whole group was castrated, and another egg was stuffed into the mouth, and the pain was so bad that there was no sound, but the pain was terrible, and the bottom was caught by the fiery red fire tongs, which was boiling and unconscious, and the pain was so painful that it fainted!

After the key part is cut, a barley stalk is inserted, and then another pig bitter gall is split and applied to the wound in a butterfly shape. It is also said that a plug-like ash needle is inserted into the urethra and a paper soaked in cold water is used to cover and bandage the wound. This is probably a technical difference between the places where the body is purified.

When you wake up, you have to drink marijuana water, marijuana water will make people lose consciousness, and they will be confused like taking anesthetics, eating No. 4, and eating amphetamines, so it should be drugs, marijuana is also a laxative, and after drinking marijuana water, it keeps leaking urine, and it is empty until the stomach is leaked. After castration, the wound is pasted with bitter pig bile, the pig bile is sticky, the blood will stop when pasted, and it will also reduce inflammation.

On the second day of the operation, you can drink porridge, do not eat hard food, porridge is packed with broken balls, put a tube, suck it up for the eunuch to eat, under the bed, put a broken box, that is to put for the third day before getting out of bed, at this time the wound below is not good but has scarred, at this time it will be painful, there will be cramps, three times a day, the leg hurts terribly, the body is shaking, it is said that if there is no cramp, it will be rickets, and the keel will not be straight, so it will cramp three times a day.

After the operation, castrated people must walk indoors for two to three hours with human support, and then lie down and rest. The three days after the operation are the most difficult for castrated people. During these three days, they lay on a specially made door panel, their hands and legs were firmly bound by locks, and they could not move at all, mainly to avoid touching the wound to avoid infection. There is also a small hole with a trap in the middle of the door panel, which can be used when urinating and urinating.

At that time, there was no good way to relieve pain and reduce inflammation, and it was strictly forbidden to drink water in order to avoid wound infection, which was extremely painful. After three days, the ash needle or wheat straw is removed, the urine can be discharged, and the operation is successful. However, the suffering has not passed, the most important thing is to stretch the legs, each time it hurts to break the heart and liver, and the whole body trembles, but this is a must for the castrate, otherwise it may lead to rickets in the waist and cannot be straightened for the rest of his life, so he can only endure this severe pain. After that, the recuperation period still takes about 100 days.

And Meng Qiu was only sent to King Yan's Mansion for one day, and the next day he followed Gonggong Wu to the official office, which is simply a fantasy. Unless Meng Qiu is not a eunuch, without the permission of the emperor, a real man enters the palace privately, and he has to go to the emperor's concubine's bedroom, this crime of "plotting misdeeds" and "causing trouble in the palace" will not be able to escape.

As soon as this sentence came out, Father-in-law Zhang's whole person almost collapsed, and he completely turned his face with Yan Wangfu, and only asked the master behind him to take care of himself for the sake of being so hardworking, otherwise he would definitely die without a place to be buried!

"NND pretending to be a eunuch is also a technical job! See when the master has time to catch you, feed you five hundred pounds ****, and let you watch others snap! I'll suffocate blood from underneath you! By the way, roast your little brother and let the dog eat it, leaving you dead without a corpse! Secretly scolding Father-in-law Zhang for being vicious, Meng Qiu said with a smile while pondering how to retaliate.

"You don't know this father-in-law, the kid was castrated by his father when he was a child and wanted to be sent to the palace on an errand, but he didn't have the money to dredge up the relationship and the door, so he was delayed until now. The reason why he was panicked and talked nonsense that day was because his parents died at the hands of the barbarian army, and they were panicked and crazy. These things have been reported to Gonggong Wu in detail and stated in front of His Royal Highness King Yan. If you have any doubts, you can ask His Royal Highness King Yan? After speaking, Meng Qiu looked at Gonggong Zhang with an innocent face, looking like a eunuch was embarrassed by the eunuch.

"Hehe, Master Zhang, what else do you have to ask?" Gonggong Wu sneered and said, Gonggong Zhang's face was as dead as ashes, and he looked desperate, "Bang!" Bang! Bang! "Kowtow non-stop.

"Dear, pretending to be a eunuch is a technical job! And my technique is clearly the strongest! If you don't die, you'll have to lose your skin! ”