"Eh, old man, why do you say there is such a big difference between women and women?"

"Why is it so different?"

"Look at these women in the Central Plains, all of them are white and tender, and I can see that this little face can drip out of water when you pinch it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" The boy muttered with a stick of grass in his mouth, "but our woman has a rough face that it hurts to wipe her buttocks; In addition to the fact that the chest is firm enough and the butt is warped enough, what else is good? ”

"You're not fucking bullshit." The old man helped the clairvoyant mirror in front of him, changed a comfortable position and continued to lie on his stomach, "Because we are poor." ”

The young man suddenly realized: "It turns out that he is too poor to afford Rouge Danko!" ”

The old man slapped the young man on the head, and said hatefully: "Lao Tzubai has taught you for so many years, of course, because we are too poor to sleep with women!" ”

"After you sleep with our northwest woman one day, I don't believe you can still ask today's question! You'll know what it takes to get a man excited......"

The young man covered his head aggrievedly, gritted his teeth and said: "Grandpa, I know, you can say that, it must be because you haven't slept with a woman in the Central Plains, hahaha!" ”

The old man just wanted to slap again, but he stopped in the middle of the time, and he silently hugged the young man's shoulder: "Don't say it, let's take a good look......

"Well, take a good look."

……

"Grandpa?"

"Huh?"

"Do you remember, which girl we said just now has the most upright breasts?"

"Remember, it's the tall one with a birthmark in the thigh seam......"

"Yes, yes, yes! That's it, that's it! ”

"What's wrong? What are you doing here? ”

The young man stood up and patted the old man on the shoulder: "Old man, I think you have a sentence that is very right. ”

"What's that?"

"If you want to be a deserter on the battlefield, you don't need to run faster than the enemy, but only faster than your comrades."

As soon as the words fell, the boy ran away, laughing and saying as he ran: "Old man, that girl is behind you now, I advise you not to look up, cover your face, and come back alive and be a good man!" ”

The old man was shocked, and just as he wanted to look up, he saw a shoehorn flying fiercely towards his face, he closed his eyes, and lamented unwillingly: "Lao Tzu has been a hunter for so many years, and today he is blinded by an eagle peck!" ”

He covered his crotch stubbornly, and the old tears were rampant: "Even if you break your appearance, Lao Tzu can't be beaten into a eunuch!" I'm still waiting for the girl who sleeps in the Central Plains! ”

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The Dayan Dynasty was bounded by Wuwei Fortress and divided into two vast lands, the Northwest and the Central Plains. The Central Plains symbolizes prosperity and stability, while the Northwest symbolizes heroism and enthusiasm.

In the 120 years since the founding of the People's Republic of China, generation after generation of ambitious monarchs have expanded the territory of Dayan to the northwest for more than 1,500 li, and the Great Xia Dynasty, which once ruled this land, was beaten back to the west of Loulan by the Central Plains Iron Cavalry, and retreated to the four provinces of Ronglu, Xiye, Gumo and Wensu in less than half the area of its heyday.

There is a saying in the Dayan Temple, "If the Northwest Army is here, the world will be safe; If the Northwest Army dies, the country will die. ”

Although the words are exaggerated, they are enough to show the great military exploits of the Northwest Xiongjun. One of the only two remaining deputy marshals of this dynasty was Bai Jiyang, the general of the Northwest Army that year.

But even the most powerful army will always be the black sheep, and the black sheep usually appear in pairs.

At present, on the official road from Wuwei Fortress to Yongzhou, there are such two shameless deserters - Xiao Zixuan and his grandfather Xiao Piccolo.

Oh yes, if the horse can also be considered a deserter, then add two sturdy Dawan Qinghu.

As the saying goes, "A good general assists the master, and a BMW is a hero", but Xiao Zixuan and his grandfather are living counterexamples of this famous saying.

But seeing that the two green horses were pale, exhaling like dragons, and holding the world's gods, they deserved the reputation of "Ashigaru Movie, God Hair Heavenly Machine, Zezi Flying Practice, and Fixing My Clothes".

But look at the two people on horseback, one is a sloppy and obscene bad old man, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and the other is a stunned bear child, whose washed yellow cloth clothes are not even aligned, which really defiles the white horse under the crotch.

The old man took the whip and gently whipped his mount, and caught up with Xiao Zixuan in three steps and two steps, "You little rabbit cub, you say that you will share weal and woe, but in the end, you will enjoy the happiness, Lao Tzu will take the blame, it is really fucking interesting." ”

Xiao Zixuan looked at his grandfather with a smile, and his harmless face was full of grievances: "Grandpa, you can't blame me, I told you a long time ago, you can't use a clairvoyant mirror to peek at other people's baths, it will reflect light, you just don't listen, alas, ......"

Xiao Picco was furious, his gray beard trembling in the wind, "Nonsense, if Lao Tzu didn't use a clairvoyant, he could see the birthmark in the gap between that girl's thigh?!" ”

Xiao Zixuan was speechless for a while, he did this himself, and the two of them also had a detailed appreciation of the woman's thighs, and it is really not appropriate to take it out now to chill Xiao Piccolo.

He thought about it, simply rolled his eyes, and stopped paying attention to his grandfather. Xiao Picco saw that his grandson had turned his head, and he was also excited. The two of them slowly rode the horse along the official road, and after all, they could only face the boredom of the long-distance journey.

The two sides of the road are neatly overgrown with vigorous trees, which have never been pruned and transplanted, and are still flourishing, which is the power of nature.

Xiao Zixuan looked at this scene that had not been seen for ten years, and his thoughts were flying. ——In the northwest, you will never see such a verdant country.

For Xiao Zixuan, the last time he kept his eyes open for half an hour without wiping the yellow sand off his face was a memory of his previous life.

He never wanted to believe that there was really any time crossing in the world, because after living in this world for ten years, he had already felt that the fragments of memories in his mind were nothing more than a spring and autumn dream that had lasted for many years.

In his dream, he was an excellent undergraduate in the Department of Physics, and he was supposed to study abroad to continue his studies for a PhD in condensed matter. But just as he left his hometown full of joy, he encountered the 1 in 3 million probability plane crash, and his life ended with the fall of the plane, or rather, his dream died with the explosion of the plane.

If you say that you can be prosperous and rich if you cross it? If you say that you can cross over, you can counterattack poorly? All he knew was that when he woke up, he was still just a six-year-old child, struggling to survive under the care of his grandfather.

According to the grandfather, their family has been the horsemen of the Northwest Army for generations, and since their own ancestors, they have been dealing with psychic animals like horses all their lives.

Xiao Zixuan has been raising horses with his grandfather for nine years, and he has tried more than once to use the advanced knowledge in his brain to do something earth-shattering; But every time he finds out helplessly, you are a groom, then you can only be a groom, and no one listens to the strange things in your head, unless you make it for me first.

But what did Xiao Zixuan do? He knows what the structure of the sniper rifle is, but without at least one or two hundred years of the Industrial Revolution, how can you let a bunch of people who are stuck in the fantasy of "wooden cattle and horses" use backward steel technology to make sophisticated firearms?

What's more, if you put all the parts of the sniper rifle inside and outside for Xiao Zixuan, he can't put it together. He is just an undergraduate in the physics department, not the technical backbone of a gun factory, let alone an inventor like Tesla.

The only thing he is commendable about is that it took him six years to polish a telescope. But how many six years can a person have in a lifetime? As long as he can't make modern machine tools, then his knowledge will always be a ball of waste paper.

What else does he know? He still knows democracy and the rule of law, but you want him to say to the 20,000,000 people in this world, comrades, let's abolish the emperor, forever, maybe before his words fall, he has already become a dead soul under the knife.

Historical change takes time, and this time scale can never be measured by the life of an individual.

Xiao Zixuan simply thought, let's just leave it at that, live a life of ordinary, maybe when I wake up again, I will find that this eighty years is still just a dream.

But his grandfather changed his mind.

His grandfather no longer seemed to be willing to face endless sand all day long, unwilling to die next to horse manure after more than ten years. He resolutely killed the guards of the Northwest Army's Imperial Horse Prison, and took the fifteen-year-old Xiao Zixuan to break through the iron barrel-like defense and become two glorious deserters.

Xiao Zixuan only remembered that late that night, his grandfather came back covered in blood, and said lightly: "Girl, Lao Tzu took you out to sleep in the Central Plains, will you go with me?" ”

Xiao Zixuan nodded involuntarily, and at that moment, he suddenly had a strong desire to explore this world.

Grandma's, it's been nine years since Lao Tzu crossed into this world, and there is really no one like this. Can't be a big man who changes the world and dominates the world? Lao Tzu can't be a wicked person. There are so many rules in this world? Lao Tzu broke a few and couldn't succeed.

The big deal is simply to die, and if you die, you may return to the earth, no matter how you calculate, you will make a profit and not lose money!

So Xiao Zixuan gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, put on the telescope he sharpened, carried the sickle used to chop horses and grass, and ran out with Xiao Piccolo.

After all, the Northwest Army was still too disciplined, and it took the grandfather and grandson a whole year to flee and hide in Tibet, and finally completely threw off the pursuing soldiers half a month ago. Unable to get the certificate to enter the pass, they racked their brains to get into a caravan that was trading and fled into the Central Plains without danger.

Yesterday in an inn in Wuwei Fortress, Xiao Zixuan overheard a drinker at the next table talking about the Northwest Army.

"Oh, don't you know, a year ago, the Northwest Army escaped two royal horses, and just three days ago, the entire team of the two of them was executed because of this."

"Tut-tut, what about these two grooms?"

"I don't know, I still seem to be on the run."

Xiao Zixuan quietly poured a full bottle of wine, and saluted to the northwest:

"Life is nothing more than a dream. I'm sorry, I'm waking you up too soon. ”