Chapter 20 is a joke

"The doctor governs the family, especially etiquette. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info In and out of the king's door, the clothes are tiptoeing. From the right of 闑 (Nie Yin), do not practice the threshold (Yuyin), do not sit with the taxi, ······"

Ji Dan shook his head slightly, put down the heavy purple bamboo slip in his hand and sighed, "The doctor's house, how difficult it is!" At the very least, you have to accumulate military merits first, and be named a sergeant······"

Jidan was the lowest corporal of the hereditary nobles, but he was extremely richly dressed.

As the father of Ji Sheng, the first beautiful man in Beilin City, he is naturally also a dignified person, whether it is height or appearance alone, Ji Dan was also a famous beautiful man of the previous generation.

"Knock ······"

A hurried knock on the door interrupted Jidan's thoughts.

With a "squeak" to open the door, Ji Li, Jidan's most trusted retainer, stepped in, bowed and said, "My lord, Lord Ji Sheng has sent a messenger!" ”

The Messenger was a young servant of twenty years old.

He took out a letter from the placket of his robe, wrote it on a towel with a length of one foot and two inches, and respectfully offered it with both hands: "My lord has repeatedly instructed that Dr. Fei is extremely concerned about this matter, and the doctor specially summoned my lord to talk about this matter before going to war!" ”

Ji Dan knew that the scarf was valuable, and his brother used such a valuable item to write a letter, which naturally showed his attitude of valuing this matter.

As for the so-called Dr. Fei's special summoning of Ji Sheng for a secret talk, it was just that his brother showed off to himself and was trusted by the nobles.

Ji Dan opened the letter, shook his head lightly while reading it, and finally couldn't help but sneer at the messenger: "Brother is just too impatient, now I have recruited all the farmers of the Qing Clan, and cut off their way out, let my brother wait for a month will definitely be done!" Why be in such a hurry! ”

"Respectfully!" The messenger didn't say much, and after receiving Jidan's reply, he left respectfully.

"Lord, the messenger is really restless, before he left, he went to the west to see the large area of flooded salt, and also went to the side of the mountains and forests to inspect for a long time, it seems that he still can't believe us!" After Ji Li sent the messenger away, he came to Ji Dan's study again to report angrily.

"Hmph, that's because Ji Sheng can't trust me!" Ji Dan's face was pale, "As the eldest son, he is far better than me in cultivation, and he has been arrogant since he was a child, but because his mother is just my father's concubine, he can't inherit his father's title and fiefdom, of course he doesn't accept me!"

Now that Dr. Fei is secretly seeking to obtain the Qing clan's fiefdom, he will want to take a hidden thing in the fiefdom, once the matter is successful, Jisheng is likely to obtain the title and the fiefdom because of his merits, so why is Jisheng not concerned? But I must not let Dr. Fei forget who can help him more! ”

Looking out of the window on the west side, a large area of looming mountains and forests in the distance, Ji Dan whispered to himself: "The doctor's home is unpredictable, but with this hard work now, it is a good thing that Dr. Fei can at least make me a sergeant, and the fiefdom can be greatly expanded."

What's more, now that Dr. Ye is in northern Xinjiang, when he comes back, he will not be in a boat with a boat, and he will not turn his face with Dr. Fei for a down-and-out child. ”

"Lord, are we really just waiting?"

Ji Li hesitated for a moment and said, "Although Erlang's legs have been recovering in the past few days, his temper is getting more and more irritable!" And some of the farmers he recruited were clamoring to go back to the Qing clan! ”

"Hmph, how can you be impetuous?"

Ji Dan's face turned dark and reprimanded, "Erlang was spoiled in Beilin City, don't pay attention to him, there will be more than half a month in the autumn rain season." One month is enough time for the Qing clan to collapse, and when the Qing clan loses his title, he can naturally take revenge.

Since those vulgar villagers don't know how to raise and want to make trouble, they are all imprisoned with slaves, put on shackles, and break their legs if they are noisy to leave!

Hmph, back to the Qing clan's land? Think beautifully! Let's go to Jishu first to see the leopard cub. ”

As soon as he mentioned Jishu, Jili suddenly complimented with joy and excitement: "San Lang Ji is a celestial person, I didn't expect that just following my wife home to save my relatives and play halfway can actually have such an adventure, it's really gratifying!" ”

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Although he is not a heartless bear child, Qingyang is definitely not the kind of person who will sneeze and get cold in his vest whenever others say bad things behind his back.

This will make him look at the mountains of high-quality bones in front of him and rejoice, but how to carry them out of the mountains and forests has become a big problem.

With his small arms and legs, it would be good to be able to walk more than ten miles of mountain roads alone, and he couldn't move the heavy and huge bones of alien beasts at all.

Although Lian Po has more strength, after all, he is only a fourteen-year-old boy, and the bones in front of him are bigger than one another, even if the black-faced young man has more strength, he can only carry one, which makes Lian Po anxious: "Lord, it's really not good, I'll run a few more times!" ”

How does this work? Even if you have a lot of strength, but once you go back and forth for thirty miles of mountain road, you can't afford to delay it either on the road or in time.

Suddenly, something flashed through my mind: "Hey, let's go back and catch that tortoise, this is it!" ”

Lian Po was a little helpless: "Lord, hunting law in the mountains and forests~~~~"

"Stop!"

Qingyang stretched out his hand to block Lian Po's words, and asked rhetorically, "When the monarch promulgated the law of hunting in the mountains and forests, he only said that hunting is not allowed in spring, summer and autumn, but he didn't say that the beasts in the mountains are not allowed to help us transport things, right?" Good brother try to find a way to catch it, you don't want to move so many bones by yourself, right? ”

Lian Po: "······" It always seems that something is weird.

When it comes to taking advantage of policy loopholes, Qingyang is definitely much better than the honest black-faced boy, Lian Po, the honest child, was really fooled and nodded, and after thinking about it for a long time, it seems that he really heard a little trick from Uncle Zhong.

"Could this thing be climbing too slowly?"

When he found the giant tortoise again, Qingyang himself hesitated a little, leaving from the front to returning now, how could it have been an hour, why did this tortoise climb a distance of less than 100 meters?

The giant tortoise saw Qingyang and the two return again, and opened his big mouth full of sharp teeth to intimidate, but after seeing through the essence of this fight, this time it couldn't scare anyone, Lian Po went up and punched this guy twice, and immediately beat the tortoise into a turtle with a shrunken head.

Without waiting for the tortoise to flee in fear, Lim Po neatly climbed a big tree, and the tree was covered with a yellow fruit!

Didn't you say before that this fruit is bitter and hard to swallow?

But when Lian Po fed the fist-sized yellow fruit to the tortoise, the guy who bullied the soft and afraid of the hard immediately began to curry favor with Lian Po.

turned out to be a foodie and sycophant.

"The yellow fruit is bitter but can repel insects and prevent diseases, and it is very tempting to the tortoise, but the yellow fruit grows too high and there are birds to grab food, and the tortoises are usually difficult to eat! Give them a beating, and then give them a little sweetness, and it will be easy to be obedient! Lian Po explained embarrassedly.

Qingyang was speechless: "I understand, this is called both soft and hard is the king!" ”

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The bones of foreign beasts are selected more than a dozen, and the huge leg bones and shoulder blades of other ordinary Northern Wilderness buffaloes are also very useful, which is more convenient to process, and it is also convenient to select a part, and it is also convenient to bind, and there are countless vines next to it.

It was much easier to have a tortoise as a coolie, and the back of the giant tortoise was full of more than 20 huge bones, and it would have to be tens of thousands of catties.

The load, which is twice its own weight, does not affect its forward speed at all, of course, the tortoise is not fast, but it can't withstand the large load.

Lian Po walked in front, a pair of giant axes hanging on his waist, carrying a giant rhino leg bone to open the way, and carrying a huge fruit tree branch on his shoulder, hanging yellow fruit.

The tortoise watched Huang Guo keep chasing after him with salivation, and every time he walked a while, he could catch up and eat one, and immediately screamed with satisfaction.

What a joke!

Qingyang felt that the scene in front of him was quite funny, but thinking about the mountains of alien beast bones behind him, he suddenly felt as if he owned a treasure mountain, if these things were processed and shipped to the national capital to be sold, Lao Tzu would immediately become a rich man!

He didn't notice that as he left, countless poisonous snakes and poisonous insects suddenly appeared in the originally quiet pile of bones.

It was as if they had been forcibly expelled and dispersed before, and now with the departure of Qingyang and the others, these poisonous insects began to appear again.