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Xiaoyuan and Xiaogang don't look like brothers and sisters when they stand together, Xiaogang looks like Ren Chunhua, 1.83 meters tall, with white skin and a round face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Xiaogang said that he has been feeling a little dizzy lately, and Xiaoyuan said that he is "too high altitude and insufficient oxygen supply." Xiaoyuan is only 1.59 meters tall, because of her thin figure, others think that she is not very low, because she usually likes to talk and laugh, and it makes people feel that she is still a child. Cui Ying always said that her daughter was a nerd, and if she didn't talk about her friends, she would become what others called a "leftover girl". Xiaoyuan persuaded her mother: "The scimitar is cutting vegetables against the scoop, stupid people have their own stupid love, you and Dad don't have to worry, when the time comes, I will sell myself, although it is not a hot commodity now, it will not become a backlog in the future." ”

"Whether it is a commodity or a material, the price will be reduced after a long time. I really don't understand that some girls don't sell themselves when they are like fresh peaches, and they have to wait until they are almost rotten apricots before selling. ”

Xiaoyuan felt uncomfortable in her ears and complained to Cui Ying: "Mom, are you annoyed to say these words every day, if nagging can satisfy hunger, our family doesn't have to cook every day, I suggest that you record these words you want to say with a tape recorder, and put it a hundred times a day in the future to reduce the wear and tear of your mouth." ”

"Okay, you call Mom into the tape recorder in the future, and let it cook and do laundry for you."

Growing up children, whether boys or girls, generally only like to spend their father's money, and don't like to look at their father's serious face; I only like to eat my mother's cooking, and I don't like to listen to my mother's words.

Cui Ying gradually believed what someone had said.

Once Qin Yuefang came to Cui Ying's house and asked Cui Ying: "Eldest sister, your family Xiaoyuan has been reading this book for too long, what time is the beginning of reading, after the bachelor's degree is a master's degree, after the master's degree, there will be a doctorate, there will be a postdoctoral after the doctorate, and there will be a ------ after the postdoctorate?" ”

"And ------" Cui Ying couldn't answer.

"Oh, I see, after the postdoc, I became a 'Xi Hongshi'. Do you think, a person is in his teens after finishing middle school, in his twenties after finishing college, and he is almost forty years old after finishing his master's, doctoral, and postdoctoral studies. ”

When she really saw that Cui Ying was so anxious about her daughter's marriage that she couldn't eat or sleep well, Qin Yuefang would also comfort her from another angle: "Let the child's affairs go naturally, you know, our Xiaoli is not much younger than your Xiaoyuan, and she is also a nerd who loves to learn since she was a child. I don't care so much about her, a girl with knowledge is like a book, a girl with good looks is like a flower, some men like to visit bookstores, some men love to visit flower shops, there are many young men who love to enjoy flowers, and there are more young men who love to read. Haven't you heard someone say, no matter how ugly a girl is, she will eventually get married, and no matter how handsome a guy is, she may be single, I have seen many men who have never married a woman in their lives, but they rarely see a woman who has not married a man in their life, and there are no ugly girls left, not to mention that our daughter's appearance is not ugly, why are you in a hurry? ”

Cui Ying disagreed with Qin Yuefang's statement, and grabbed her and said, "You don't care about your daughter's affairs, be careful that she will bring you a big-nosed son-in-law back when the time comes." ”

Qin Yuefang said nonchalantly: "Most of Australia are Caucasian, and it is not bad to have a Caucasian foreign son-in-law, and there is also a girl in our compound who studied abroad and married a Caucasian, and the child born is very good-looking." I had a neighbor's daughter who married a black man after settling in the United States, which made others feel awkward. The contrast between the skin color of the yellow race and the white race is not too big, and the black race is not the same, two people with great contrast get married, and the skin color of the child born is evenly matched, if the mix is uneven, the skin is like a Chinese panda is still cute, if it is like an African zebra, black and white, or like a European cow, black and white, isn't it disgusting! ”

Cui Ying said to Qin Yuefang with disgust: "If you say the same content, it is always different from saying it from your mouth and saying it from someone else's mouth." ”

Xiaogang also persuaded his sister several times to hurry up and talk about a boyfriend, and said to her: "I am half-dead now, and the continuation of our family depends on you, you don't live up to your parents' expectations." ”

"You're so selfish, let me do such a difficult task as a girl?" Xiaoyuan blamed her brother.

Similarly, when studying at a university, there is a big difference between military college students and local college students on the issue of marriage and love. Xiaogang once said to Xiaoyuan that now that the earth is warming and children are precocious, local science seniors can give physiology classes to first-year students studying medicine, and go to college for a few years without falling in love or having no sexual experience, just like themselves, they will be ridiculed. He also said that he heard a joke about a company that went to the talent market to recruit college graduates, and one of the conditions was that "no virgins will be recruited", and all the people who dared to apply were boys. Xiaoyuan told Xiaogang that the trainees of the army are strictly managed, and according to the one-day life system, they are under the supervision of the organization and leadership 24 hours a day. Between male and female students, don't talk about cohabitation and marriage, making friends and falling in love are all secret.

Xiaogang said that he used to only look at whether other people's crops grew well or not, but he wasted the seedlings in his own field.

Xiaoyuan said that the girls who go to school in military academies are originally late-maturing varieties, and as long as the wind and rain are smooth, there is no need to worry about not having a good harvest in the future.

There are some things that Xiaoyuan didn't say to Xiaogang, there are really a lot of enthusiastic people who introduce their boyfriends to themselves now, and there are many people who take the initiative to pursue themselves, among which an assistant in the Finance Department of the Hospital Affairs Department of this hospital has launched many strong attacks on himself.