It is said that Li Zhi and Li Zongyao were on the way to seek a teacher, and they happened to see the Hua Dirty Taoist who was on the top of the broken temple halfway

Who are the Hua Dirt Dao people? That's a great master, who used to be able to tease five or six young nuns alone.

In Li Zhi's eyes, it is a big boundless god, just like a small village official, one day walking on the street, suddenly saw the president, the feeling of excitement and admiration, it is the same as the current Li Zhi

Now is the time when Li Zhi wants to learn martial arts, and he can meet Hua Yan Dao people, who is simply a model of wanting to eat hail under the ice.

Hua Dirty Daoist was leaning on the head of the beast on the side of the roof of the broken temple, and it was uncomfortable to cross Erlang's legs

Li Zhi and the others stepped forward, and they also heard Hua Dirty Daoist humming a small song, Li Zhi listened to it, it was actually the content that some TV stations did not allow to broadcast, and hurriedly waved his hand to drive away these colored tunes.

Li Zongyao was much more secure than Li Zhi, and he couldn't find a trace of discomfort on his calm face, as if his ears were deaf.

hugged his fists and gestured to the Hua Dirt Daoist on the roof, but the Hua Dirty Daoist didn't seem to care about the two of them at all, and drank a little wine leisurely.

Li Zhi saw that the Hua Dirt Daoist did not answer, so he shouted at the roof with his throat at the top of his voice: Hua Dirt Dao Chief! Do you remember the kid? Why couldn't I come to the banquet as promised a few days ago!!

A loud voice shouted, and the Hua Dirty Daoist who was looking at the rooftop still pretended not to hear what was going on outside the window, and continued to hum a small song, completely as if the two of them did not exist.

Li Zhi and Li Zongyao looked at each other, these martial arts practitioners are all deaf and clear-sighted, not to mention the sound of a few steps away, even a few feet away can be heard clearly, the score is not bad, I don't know what happened to this Hua Dirty Daoist today, obviously deliberately ignoring the appearance of the two

Li Zongyao was unwilling, and shouted a few more times, but when he saw that the Hua Dirty Daoist still ignored it, he had to express his life-saving grace to the Hua Dirty Daoist, and wanted to turn around and leave....

Li Zhi was unwilling to leave, wouldn't it be a pity to let go of the master he had finally met?

As soon as his eyes turned, he had an idea, since this Hua Zhi Dao Chang was playing a scoundrel with Li Zhi and the others, pretending not to know, no wonder Li Zhi was also going to play this scoundrel, let's see if you can hide later!!

Li Zhi bent down and picked up a clod of soil on the ground, and before Li Zongyao could stop him, he raised his hand and threw it towards the roof, only to see the clod of soil drawing a beautiful parabola, exploding on the wine gourd of the Hua Dirt Daoist, and the broken soil collapsed the Hua Dirty Daoist's mouth

Hammer!

Brat!

Li Zongyao and the voices of the Hua Dirt Daoist sounded at the same time, Li Zongyao was shocked, and he couldn't understand why Li Zhi was so rude to the Hua Dirty Daoist.

Hua Dirty Daoist is much more funny, dragging a strip of cloth and flying down, if it weren't for the smell wafting over and the mud-stained clothes, that posture is comparable to that of a fairy above the nine heavens

The angry Hua Daoist pointed at Li Zhi's nose and shouted

Why are you so rude, little boy, thinking that I am drinking and having fun in the house, and how can a disaster come from heaven? Was the lesson from last time small or something?

Li Zhi bowed down and gave a big salute, admitting his mistake, but his face was unconvinced.

The Taoist is a master of the Tao, how can he deceive me? How can you break your promise to go to the banquet?

Hua Yan Dao people thought: Am I breaking my promise? If you want me to go to the banquet, you have to tell me how to go first. On that day, I had the intention to take advantage of the prestige of the master, but I lost a good meal, and I was annoyed, but you still came to provoke the old way, which is really hateful!

In the face of Li Zhi's wicked person suing first, Hua Zhidao was blocked dumbfounded, and he felt uncomfortable in his heart, and he had the heart to defend himself, but he felt that he had lost his identity in vain with the same knowledge as a junior.

So he simply turned sideways to talk to Li Zongyao and ignored Li Zhi's words.

Li Zongyao thanked Hua Daoist again, and the two talked happily, laughing with each other and chatting about the events of the day.

Li Zhi's mind of learning kung fu Li Zongyao didn't know that facing Li Zhi's eyes that were about to blink blind, it was also a headache.

Not to mention whether the Hua Dirt Dao people can look at Li Zhi, it is really not a good idea to let Li Zhi worship Hua Dirty Daoist as a teacher with the character of the Hua Dirty Dao people who see the head and the end.

In Li Zongyao's view, Li Zhi's learning of martial arts is purely a fool's dream, but because Li Zhi is too persistent, he has no choice but to follow him, and it is not impossible to learn some superficial kung fu, and it is not necessary to know the teacher.

But under Li Zhi's final offensive, Li Zongyao finally raised his hand and surrendered

Hua Dirt Dao Chief, that's it! This is my child's "Iron Hammer", this child is dedicated to learning martial arts, and when he saw the heroic appearance of the Taoist Chief, he was really envious, and he didn't know if he had the idea of accepting apprentices?

Oh~~ This kid is called a hammer? Hua Zhidao let out a long iron hammer, and Li Zhi got goosebumps all over his body.

Seeing that he finally had a chance to speak, he hurriedly licked his face and stood up, looking at Hua Daoist with a smile.

Hua Yan Taoist continued: There are no qualification requirements to enter my door, I think this hammer can also be, but I am a Taoist disciple, pure heart and few desires, eating fast and reciting the Tao, it is indispensable.

How can this be done with such a pure heart and few desires, and one heart to the Tao? The first thing is that you can't marry a wife and have children, and you will provoke all mortals in vain!

Looking at the smiling and stroking his beard, Li Zhi couldn't wait to pull his beard down, so he almost learned from the second character in the anime, pointed at the nose of the Hua Dirty Taoist and said that he was a liar.

Pure-hearted? Eating fasting and chanting? Eat fasting and say, the wine you drink and eat the meat? Pure heart and few desires, you molested nuns on the street? Go to the grave and burn the newspaper, what about the ghost?

Li Zongyao looked embarrassed, coughed and asked: Is this already married?

Hua Daoist ignored Li Zongyao's question, and asked Li Zhi with a straight face: Why do you have to enter the old Taoist sect?

Because I admire the majestic posture of the Taoist chief molesting nuns on the street!

Li Zhi thought to himself, anyway, this Hua filthy Taoist didn't want to accept himself, so he simply disgusted him and avenged him for molesting him just now.

Ahem~

Ahem, cough, cough~~

Li Zongyao was choked and coughed continuously, staring at Li Zhi with a pair of copper bell big eyes, which meant that he blamed Li Zhi for not choosing his words and being extremely rude!

Hua dirty Taoist people are also said to be uncomfortable, like ants crawling all over the body twisting their bodies, after a period of embarrassment, Li Zhi is quite satisfied, this birth mentality is really difficult for others to have, Taoism pays attention to one, one person and alone, the world is drunk and I wake up alone.

This "iron hammer" may not be impossible to achieve in the "Tao" after a good training, but in this kung fu, I am afraid it is difficult to achieve results!

Good! After Hua Zhidao shouted, he said to Li Zhi: Boy, good! Tomorrow at noon in the Fish and Dragon Temple, you are waiting there for the old way, remember to bring the apprenticeship when you come, remember, you are only allowed to go alone!

The sudden good news made Li Zhi very happy, and hurriedly bowed to the Hua Dirt Daoist, but when he got up, only himself and Li Zongyao were left in front of the broken temple, and the Hua Dirty Daoist had long since disappeared.

Hua Dirt Dao Chang was already far away, and Li Zongyao patted the stunned Li Zhi and turned to leave