As Xiao Zixuan's slap fell, the entire hall also fell into chaos. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The first one who couldn't help but get angry was He Qizheng, only to see him stand up abruptly and scold: "Xiao Zixuan, you are such a squishy bully, you don't know the rhythm and don't speak, and you disturb such an elegant environment, what should you be guilty of?!" ”

A middle-aged man with long hair and fluttering hair was so angry that his beard was shaking: "What kind of system, what kind of system, how can you allow this kind of villain to come in?" Come on, blast him out! ”

Only Wang Zai, who had been clenching her little fists, shook her head, she believed that Gongzi must have his own troubles, otherwise he would not rush forward like crazy.

She knew that Childe had been emotionally unstable recently, and according to his words, he had been hit on the head by a stone. But no matter what, Wang Tsai will stand by Childe's side, and she is his most staunch backer.

Behind the curtain, Xiao Zixuan finally calmed down after slapping Jian Hanwei.

He shook his head as hard as he could, looking at the figure lying on his side on the ground, which was indeed thrillingly beautiful.

I saw that she was dressed in white, and her bewitching figure was concave and convex, like a fairy above the nine heavens, with her shoulders cut and her waist like a plain.

The wide white magnolia loose flower gauze covered the woman's fairy jade color, but it couldn't cover the lingering fragrance from the woman's body, lying on her side on the ground so that people couldn't see her face clearly, but she could vaguely distinguish her weakness.

The corners of Xiao Zixuan's mouth twitched slightly, wanting to help the woman up, but he didn't dare to stretch out his hand guiltily: "Aunt, girl, I'm sorry, I'm too impulsive down there......"

Jian Hanwei's delicate body trembled slightly, and she turned her head, her face was covered with a layer of light veil, as thin as a cicada's wings, but it isolated the girl's amazing beauty.

Xiao Zixuan's eyes couldn't help but narrow, it was rumored that Jian Hanwei had carved eighteen scars on her face, and now it seemed that the mask was her way of covering up the scars.

He sighed softly, clenched his fists seriously, and said, "Miss Jane, the contemptible and rude are embarrassing, and it is a crime to disturb the girl and deserve death!" The contemptible person didn't ask for the girl's forgiveness, but just wanted to say a word to the girl. ”

Jian Hanwei raised her head, and there was a blank look in her beautiful blue eyes, which made people can't help but want to hold the girl in her arms and feel pity.

Xiao Zixuan swallowed his saliva, looked directly into Jian Hanwei's beautiful eyes, and said word by word: "Miss Jane, I don't know the rhythm and can't play the piano, but I think that the girl could have played better." ”

"If the girl thinks that what she is saying is all nonsense, just ignore it." Xiao Zixuan reached into his chest with his right hand, took out a citrine hosta, and handed it to Jian Hanwei.

"This is a little apology, and I hope the girl will accept it and say goodbye!"

After saying that, Xiao Zixuan turned his head firmly, lifted the curtain and walked out.

Behind the curtain, Jian Hanwei, who was dressed in white, trembled slightly, and two lines of tears slipped from the corners of her eyes.

Over the years, she has heard too many words of compliment, but no one has ever dared to slap and scold: "What kind of bullshit soul are you......

Jian Hanwei raised her hand and looked at the hosta handed to her by Xiao Zixuan, speechless.

She knew that she was indeed not worthy of the name of the soul of the piano.

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New jokes gradually spread in the city of Yongzhou.

Xiao Zixuan, the horse stall of Liufu, not only took away the first night of the Oiran Wu Yuman, but also punched and kicked the soul Jian Hanwei, revealing his ugly appearance. For a while, this incident became another joke among the neighbors who laughed and scolded and despised Xiao Demon.

In addition, there is another secret that has quietly grown, but no one dares to preach it in the open, this matter is:

A few days ago, Xiao Zixuan tried in vain to rape and slander the people's daughter Li Wan'er on the street, and was kicked by Li Wan'er.

Rumors, like the flames of the earth, do not roll up earth-shattering flames, nor do they bring blinding and bright fires. But when it can no longer stop erupting, the raging hot magma will fall from the sky, and it will wash away all the evils that have happened, are happening, and will happen.

And the conspiracy is equally cruel, as soon as the dark sword is unsheathed, one side will eventually die a tragic death, but the other side will not escape bruises.

……

"Hey, Wangzai, you light! This son hurts a lot! You know what?! Xiao Zixuan lay on the fragrant bed of Miss Wu Yuman, and couldn't help wailing.

"Come on, come on, C3C3, scratch this son."

The little girl was only wearing a thin middle coat, and she sat on Xiao Zixuan's ass with her legs outstretched, and her posture was extremely indecent.

I saw that she was holding a drawing in her left hand, and her right hand was reaching for the master's back.

"C3, it's the grid in the third row and the third column, one, two, three, I've found it!" The maid Wang Tsai happily clapped her little hand and scratched it lightly at the position of Xiao Zixuan's left shoulder blade.

Xiao Zixuan's expression was stunned, and he shook his head and said, "No, no, C4 give it a try!" …… It's not right, B3 give it a try, alas! Right here, right here! ”

Xiao Zixuan suddenly let out a moan of ecstasy: "Ah, cool! Cool, don't stop! ”

"Phew!"

Suddenly, there was a scolding in embarrassment: "Xiao Zixuan, you bastard, I see that you don't have any injuries at all, and you coerce and lure Wang Zai to scratch your back!" ”

It turned out to be Wu Yuman's Oiran.

Xiao Zixuan, who was lying on the bed, pouted aggrievedly: "What's wrong?" You envy it! Ben Gongzi told you that listening to the performance of that bullshit piano soul yesterday, Ben Gongzi felt that his ears were defiled! Later, he was beaten up by a group of well-dressed beasts, Sven beasts, and pretending monsters, and my son was really hurt, you know! ”

Xiao Zixuan said that tears were about to flow out, and he whispered to Wang Zai: "Ding Ba Ding Ba, this son is itching again, quickly scratch me ......"

Wu Yuman snatched the drawings from Wang Zai's hand and asked suspiciously, "What is this?" ”

Xiao Zixuan coughed triumphantly: "Call a good brother, and my son will consider telling you!" ”

"Phew!"

Wu Yu Mandai frowned slightly, and reached out to tear the drawings to pieces.

Xiao Zixuan hurriedly spoke out to stop him, and begged: "Hey, my aunt, I admit defeat, I admit defeat!" Tell you, this thing is called a tickle special coordinate drawing! ”

Xiao Zixuan shook his head proudly, quite funny: "This son divides the back of the human body into eighty-eight sixty-four small grids, which are horizontally marked with A, B, C, D, pentohylheptoxin, and vertically marked with one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight. ”

Wang Zai's pretty big eyes flashed and sparkled, and he said adoringly: "Son, you are so amazing!" ”

Looking at Wang Zai's sweet appearance, it was like eating honey, and a fleshy pretty face blossomed.

Wu Yuman took a sip of disdain and sneered: "It's just a superfluous move!" Xiao Zixuan, you don't do serious things every day, and you study these strange tricks and tricks, so ashamed! ”

"The sage has a cloud: 'Whoever performs the skill in the matter, blessing, history, shooting, royal, medicine, divination and a hundred work. Whoever is in charge of the matter, does not do two things, does not move officials, and does not go out of the countryside with the soldiers', Xiao Zixuan, you are also the righteous son of the second master of Liufu, what kind of plaster mask does you make all day long, and this tickle special standard sitting...... What a mess! ”

Wu Yuman is very disdainful in his heart, Xiao Zixuan is really a villain who does not do his job, other sons and brothers at least know how to read and chant poetry, Xiao Zixuan except for picking up girls and prostitutes, but he only knows how to study strange skills and tricks, compared with the two, it is simply mud that can't support the wall, incorrigible!

Xiao Zixuan shook his head helplessly, and reminded him: "It's a special coordinate drawing for tickling!" Don't be mistaken! ”

He didn't want to argue with Wu Yuman, and he couldn't convince him, because the traditional Confucian concept of ancient times had long since completely imprisoned the people's innovative spirit, and in the final analysis, this was the biggest factor hindering the development of productive forces.

His father-in-law Liu Weiding told him to take the imperial examination in early March, and the blood letter also said that he would "ride the swan and climb the green clouds together" on the Qingming Festival, but he had no clue about a bunch of things at hand, and he didn't know where to set it as a breakthrough point.

In any case, he should learn a little bit of the Four Books and Five Classics, whether he wants to participate in the scientific examination or not, he should also understand the basic etiquette of this era and the people's worldview, outlook on life, and values.

Let's start by studying the Four Books and the Five Classics!

He gently patted Wang Zai's little buttocks, and the place where he started was soft and smooth, and the soft skin was extremely elastic, almost sinking Xiao Zixuan's big hand into it.

Wang Zai's face was flushed with shame, two delicate peach blossoms appeared on his cheeks, and the girl snorted softly: "Childe, you said that you would not bully the slave family!" ”

Xiao Zixuan was stunned for a moment, and said with a secret smile: Could it be that Xiao Zixuan didn't even take advantage of Wangzai before? Wang Zai looks so smart, it is not easy for "Xiao Zixuan" to hold back the restlessness in his heart.

He said loudly: "Hahaha, you hurry up and get off me, otherwise this son will not be able to spare you!" ”

Wang Zai hurriedly climbed down, for fear that Xiao Zixuan would slap his ass again, the shot just now was really embarrassing, and Wang Zai almost screamed comfortably......

I'm really, what do you think, how did you become such a debauched ****......

Xiao Zixuan smiled, no longer paying attention to the stunned Wang Zai, he looked at Wu Yuman, and said playfully: "Wu girl, listening to what you just said, it seems that you are very familiar with the teachings of the sages!" ”

Wu Yuman frowned and said softly, "I used to study with my father for a while, what's wrong?" ”

Xiao Zixuan smiled with satisfaction, and he could feel it when he got along with Wu Yuman on weekdays, this woman must have some understanding of poetry and scriptures, and she is definitely not the kind of small jasper that "a woman is virtuous if she is not talented".

He said, "No, I just wanted to ask the witch girl, can you be mine-"

"Sir?"

Wu Yuman was dumbfounded, was she dreaming?!

Xiao Zixuan wants to be his husband as a prostitute in a green building?! His brain won't get into the water, he thinks of prostitutes as teachers, if this spreads, I'm afraid it will cause the whole world to be chased and killed!