Chapter 0038 It turns out that cool means broken bones
Impressed by his acting skills, Wu Xian was also drunk, if his mobile phone could really have that effect, he wouldn't fly to the sky?
But Zheng Ruide has to believe it, there is a villain who is exactly like himself inside, what is it if it is not his soul? Gritting his teeth helplessly, he let go of Wu Xian's collar numbly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Wu Xian saw that the other party was soft, sneered, and said: "That's my person, you'd better give me a longer memory!" ”
As he spoke, he rounded his arm, and it was a slap in the face, and there was another crisp sound, accompanied by Wu Xian's roar.
"Will you dare to bully me in the future?"
"Smack!"
Zheng Ruide gritted his teeth, and his face pulled out a stiff curve, but he still didn't dare to move.
As soon as Wu Xian's hand was lowered, he raised it again, and said to Zheng Ruide, who was self-reliant: "Even if you are a man, you can change your mistakes, and you won't even hum with such a heavy slap."
But today you pushed my person thirty times, and I gave you a slap in the face, there are still twenty-eight shorts, and I will have a better memory in the future, don't bully the weak! ”
I'll go, thirty slaps, this is over, Zheng Ruide has to become a pig's head!
Listening to Wu Xian's words, Zheng Ruide's face twitched, and he was about to speak, but he heard an anxious cry behind Wu Xian.
Wu Xian also heard this sound, and hurriedly turned around, but saw Hu Zhengyuan's face full of happiness and shyness, lowered his head and rubbed a corner, and said embarrassedly: "It's three, not thirty!" ”
The sound of "poof, poof" came to the ground, and everyone was ruined, what happened to this world? A small common man, "pop" two big-eared scrapers hit it, and the one who was beaten turned out to be a soldier.
Forget it, the beaten soldiers didn't even dare to fight back, they didn't even dare to say a word, so they were slapped in public with peace of mind, looking like that, as if they wanted to put their faces in front of them and send them to be beaten.
Liberated? Are the people in charge?
Wu Xian's face was full of black lines, and he complained secretly, obviously only stretched out three fingers, Hu Zhengyuan patronized the grievances and didn't speak, who knows whether it was three times, thirty times, not three hundred times, Wu Xian is very reasonable.
Looking back at Zheng Ruide's slightly relieved face, Wu Xian was not embarrassed at all, and said with a sneer: "Hmph, you are lucky, but that's still a little short, you can please!" ”
As he spoke, he slapped his arm all over the circle, and was about to make up for this last slap, but he couldn't swing it, and Wu Xian was stunned.
Looking back, it turned out to be the Lord Ling just now, holding his arm tightly, how could Wu Xian break away with his little strength?
However, Hu Zhengyuan was pushed three times, if he didn't give him all back, wouldn't it be a matter of words?
Raising his eyebrows, Wu Xian asked with dissatisfaction in his tone, "Brother, what do you mean?" ”
Lord Ling shook his head, sighed and said, "Wuxian, right? Although I don't know what your origin is, but the deputy capital has explained that I can't hurt you, and I will never touch you, but you can't humiliate my brother so much in front of me!
You have to be forgiving and forgiving, you still need to leave a line to be a man, even if you give me three points of thin noodles, don't fight again, otherwise how will you let him gain a foothold in the army in the future? ”
Although there was always a faint smile on his face, Lord Ling's eyes were fiery, and he was obviously trying his best to restrain it, and Wu Xian could see it.
Moreover, for such a person who is willing to protect his brother, I have to say that Wu Xian has a very good impression, but unfortunately what he said is not very popular.
Nodding, Wu Xian's meaning was obviously that he had promised not to do it again, and the leader of the Ling saw it, slowly let go of his hand, bowed his head and said, "Thank you, then come with us, a few ......"
"Jingle", the lord saw a steel helmet adjusted to the ground, still dripping and spinning, his heart was shocked, and when he raised his head, he saw that Wu Xian was still rubbing his hands, and Zheng Ruide's eyes widened in disbelief.
Seeing that everyone's eyes were pulled over, Wu Xian hurriedly clenched his hands, his face was light and light, he straightened up and lowered his head and gritted his teeth and said in pain:
"Your brother is a jade carving, and he can't move, and my people are not muddy, and they can be bullied casually. Don't beat him to give you face, let's make friends, but this third time, I have to make up! ”
Zheng Ruide, who was obviously trying to forbear, couldn't bear this kind of grievance anymore, and because he was detained by Wu Xian for no reason, he was beaten, but this third time, Wu Xian knocked off his steel helmet, but it made him feel more diaphragm than a slap in the face.
This is a kind of taboo, in the barracks, the helmet crown symbolizes the head, there is a saying in the Great Zheng Dynasty that it is okay to take off the helmet, either the head is cut off, or you surrender and take it off yourself.
Therefore, the soldiers of the Great Zheng Dynasty regard the helmet as an extremely important thing, and there is a saying that "I would rather lose my head than drop my helmet", which means that I want to take off my helmet unless I kill myself and want to surrender by myself, there is no way.
Surrender is a shame, for their soldiers, this shame is thousands of times heavier than a slap in the face, so Zheng Ruide was slapped twice, he could bear it, but he couldn't bear it when he was knocked off his helmet!
"I'm going to fight with you!"
Wu Xian, who didn't understand the reason at all, and didn't know how excessive what he was doing, didn't expect Zheng Ruide to work hard with himself for such a "little thing", and when he heard the shout, he looked back.
The eldest Zheng Ruide, like a girl, rushed towards him in a fit fit, and the lord who bowed his head realized the seriousness of the problem, although he sympathized with Zheng Ruide, but he couldn't ignore the order of the deputy capital lord, and hurriedly stopped it.
Still without a trace of enlightenment, Wu Xianyun walked to Hu Zhengyuan's side lightly, mysteriously leaned into the little girl's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Was it cool just now?" ”
Hu Zhengyuan didn't understand what cool meant, looked up at Wu Xian's smug expression, and seemed to understand that it was something worth showing off, so he nodded.
But suddenly the style of painting changed, Wu Xian covered his hands and stomped his feet, and plunged into Hu Zhengyuan's arms, the little girl was frightened by his appearance, and hurriedly asked, "Childe, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Damn, why is the helmet so hard? My hand must have been broken, it hurt me to death! ”
Hu Zhengyuan was stunned, what is there to show off? muttered inexplicably: "So cool means broken bones?" ”
Listening to Hu Zhengyuan's words, Wu Xian almost fell down, but thinking about it, this is also the reason, there must be a degree of coolness, just now I patronized the trick, so ruthlessly knocked off someone's steel helmet, the price Wu Xian paid for playing cool was the pain of a fracture.
"Be cool in moderation, but also in different occasions, if you don't have proportion, be careful to break bones!"
This is Wu Xian's final summary of his impulsive behavior today, and after the summary, Lord Ling took Zheng Ruide, who had finally been appeased, to Wu Xian.