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Chapter 115 Crooked criticism of Chu Han

"That old horseman, he still wants to accept us as apprentices?!" Hearing that the person who invited him was Lu Luzeng, Liu Ziyun's brows immediately furrowed, and he scolded with a cold face.

Although Lao Jinshi Lu Lu was an outsider, he was famous and learned, and he was the teacher of Shi Zhaojun, the commander of the Xuzhou Army, so in the entire Xuzhou Army, no one could treat him as a prisoner. Especially in the eyes of some people who have read the book, it is even more prestigious than Sesame Li, Peng Da and others. Being able to casually talk a few words to the old guy and ask for a few lines of poetry is enough to be so excited that I can't sleep for days and nights.

But in the eyes of Liu Ziyun and Yu Changlin, the generals of the Red Turban Army, the old jinshi's inextricable behavior is undoubtedly very annoying. The Xuzhou Army has been able to get to this point, all of which are spelled out by everyone with a knife and a gun, and the poems and songs are all about the! What's more, when Lao Jinshi Lulu was captured for the first time, he also put on a picture of preferring death to surrender. In the end, he was cornered by Zhao Jun's tactics, so he had to defect after the battle, and in fact, he may not have much loyalty to the Xuzhou army.

"Hey, Ziyun, that's something wrong with you. If our Xuzhou Army wants to take over the world in the future, it will naturally be able to accommodate anyone who comes to defect. Su Mingzhe himself was not very interested in Lu Luzeng, but seeing that Liu Ziyun's face was unhappy, he still pretended to be very angry and advised: "Haven't you heard of the allusion to the daughter buying horse bones?" This old man is the stinky horse bone. Even if he and we have seen each other on the battlefield before! We have to give him a baby. In this way, the world's heroes will flock to vote! Forget it, I told you you don't understand either! Hurry up and get busy with you, I'll send the invitation to the governor myself. lest he forget to go to the banquet when the time comes, and let the boring guys outside think that he deliberately neglects the scholars! ”

"Yes! That old horseman, don't look at what he does, but his fame is really not small! Liu Ziyun smiled bitterly a few times, shook his head helplessly and left.

In these years, although the Mengyuan court does not take scholars seriously! However, the influence of the two Song Dynasty and three hundred years of honoring the virtuous and ceremonial scholars was not something that could be eliminated by the rulers of the Mengyuan Dynasty in just a few decades. Therefore, anyone who can gain fame has an extremely huge appeal among the people. What's more, this Lu Lu Zeng has been famous for many years and has been a well-educated Confucian who has been edited by the Academy of National History!

Therefore, even if they don't want to see this person in their hearts, everyone will not stop their own governors from going to the banquet. So as not to give the outside world the impression that Zhu Eighty-one was contemptuous of the scholars, and affect the future exhibition of the Left Army.

Of course, as the long history of the Left Army, Mr. Su will go one step further and publicize the fact that Old Man Lu took the initiative to invite his own governor to the mansion. Make full use of this opportunity to turn the image of your own governor from a pig-killing man and a god stick to a suave Confucian general.

Zhu Eighty-one himself did not have a good impression of Lu Luzeng. Influenced by half of Zhu Dapeng's soul, he had already automatically classified Lu Lu Zeng into the so-called "Brick Professor" in later generations. What is it that doesn't work, it's a top trick to help. There are still seven disobediences and eight resentments on his mouth all day long, as if if he does not follow his own rules, the sky will fall.

However, it is for the sake of the old man's academic qualifications that have not been faked. He decided to bite the bullet and deal with this man. Even if you give Zhao Jun face, lest you and Lao Zhao just ease up their relationship and become tense again.

So, with Mr. Su's efforts. In the evening of the next day, Zhu Bayi stopped everything he was doing, and took Xu Hongsan and a dozen other personal soldiers to Lu Luzeng's mansion with great fanfare.

The Nalu family had already opened the door one step in advance, and all the men in the mansion were led by Old Man Lu to the gate. first stepped forward to greet the governor of the capital in order of seniority, and said a lot of polite words without nutrition. Then he hugged and invited Zhu Eighty-one into the main hall.

When the banquet officially opened, only Lu Lu had accompanied him. The two guests and hosts each knelt behind a two-foot-high low table, drank opposite each other, and each dish came up in duplicate. It was brought from the tray by two neat servants and placed on the table of the guest and host.

That dish, naturally, is also full of Sven inside and out. Each dish is the size of a palm, and it only holds a third of it. The remaining two-thirds are all intricately decorated. Or the magpie climbs the branches, or the Dapeng spreads its wings, or the pine crane prolongs the year, Zhu Eighty-one is dizzying, but his mouth and tongue are idle most of the time, and he can only keep pouring wine into his throat to cure his hunger.

Since the fusion of the two souls, he and Mr. Su and others have always been eating Haisai at the same table, how many times have they ever seen such an elaborate wine banquet?! Therefore, no matter how I eat, I feel awkward, and the two legs that are kneeling together are also itching as if they have sores.

Fortunately, Lulu had invited him not for the purpose of tasting food. After three rounds of drinking, he gently put down the silver cup and said humbly with a smile: "The old man is blessed, so he has to move his family to Xuzhou to avoid trouble." In a hurry, I couldn't afford to buy decent dishes, so I had to take some coarse tea and light wine to feast guests. ”

"Where did you come from, old sir?!" Zhu Bayi was very uncomfortable with the other party's way of speaking, but he had to be polite, "Zhu is a butcher, and he is very particular about food and clothing." To be honest, it's the first time I've seen such a delicate food like tonight! How dare you be picky! ”

"Butcher?!" Lu Luzeng frowned slightly, and he was a little unaccustomed to Zhu Eighty-one being in a high position, and he always regarded himself as a butcher. "It's all overly humble! It was a long time ago that the governor turned sideways to his job. Right now, in this city of Xuzhou, who would dare to ignore the governor and others! ”

"It's just a few months ago, it's not a long time!" Zhu Bayi shrugged his shoulders and disagreed with Lu Luzeng's statement: "And Zhu feels that there is nothing wrong with being a butcher to support himself." As for what others think of me, don't I still be me? ”

"This?" Lu Lu was choked on a mouthful of wine in his throat, and it took a long time to swallow it, stroking his palms and laughing, "Refreshing, Du Du is really a refreshing person." In this way, it seems that Lu's knowledge is short. Indeed, there is nothing wrong with being a butcher. I think back then, General Han was a dog slaughterer. Who would have thought that he would later go down in history?! ”

"General Han?!" Zhu Bayi frowned slightly, and immediately found the story of Fan Xu in the memory that belonged to Zhu Dapeng. shook his head and responded with a smile, "What do you always say is that Fan Hao who ate a pig's elbow at the Hongmen banquet and then accompanied Liu Bang to escape through the urethra?" To be honest, the two of them didn't do a very good job! ”

"Poof——! Lu Lu had just picked up the wine cup and tasted it slowly, but he accidentally choked it, and most of the wine was sprayed on his clothes. At this time, he couldn't get up anymore no matter what, shook his head, laughed and said, "This is indeed not authentic for the monarch and minister, but there is no way to do it." Those who have become great things since ancient times are not limited to small sections. If Fan Hao and Liu Bang hadn't urinated at that time, I'm afraid they wouldn't have been in the Han Dynasty for four hundred years! ”

"Not necessarily. Xiang Yu didn't have the intention to kill. Otherwise, won't you raise troops to fight again the next day? With the military strength of the overlord of Chu at that time, he really wanted Liu Bang's life, and directly led the people to shoot over, how could he care where Liu Bang ran to? Zhu Bayi also raised the wine cup and took a sip, and continued to run his tongue with his mouth full.

I have to say that the cramming education, which has been criticized in later generations, although it does not reach any depth. But in terms of breadth, it can be beyond the reach of public and private schools hundreds of years ago. Coupled with the most basic nonsense and brutal entanglement skills of the Internet debate, when he landed, the old Jinshi Lu Luzeng also nodded frequently, "The governor said yes!" When two armies are at war, strength comes first. If Xiang Yu really had the intention of killing at that time, I am afraid that Liu Bang would flee to the sky and be chased back by him. The so-called forcing Gao Zu to urinate is just to let each other have a step down! ”

"The main thing is to make a show for Fan Zeng!" Zhu Eighty-one had been fiddling with tongs and hammers in the workshop for an afternoon, and he was already dazzled with hunger. After coming to Lufu, I couldn't eat a few bites of "hard dishes", and just poured wine into my stomach. So at this time, there was some alcohol on his head, and he knocked on the empty plate with chopsticks, and waved the question: "Father, although I don't have any real skills, where is the seniority?" Provoking him will affect the morale of his own army. So although Xiang Yu disdained to adopt his tricks, he had to coax him a little bit. Hehe, what kind of hero is killing people at a wine banquet? If you kill Liu Bang at that time, you can guarantee that Zhang Bang, Li Bang, and Wang Bang will not rise up with Xiang Yu to compete for the world again, I don't think so! ”

"Huh?!" Lu Lu was taken aback by Zhu Eighty-one's sudden profligate behavior, he was stunned, and reached out to pat it on the table, "Good, this is very good!" The overlord did not show benevolence and righteousness at that time, and the righteous emperor murdered for no reason. Even if he obeys his father's words and kills Liu Bang, I'm afraid it won't last long. Alas, the Father's plan does seem a little shorter now! ”

"Isn't it shorter?" Zhu Eighty-one squinted at Lu Luzeng with drunken eyes, sneered and continued, "If Zhu is not mistaken, he was originally an assistant to Xiang Liang, right?!" What is the ending of Xiang Liang? Didn't he die at the hands of Qin Jun halfway?! ”

Without waiting for Lu Luzeng's round eyes to blink, he sneered and said, "Obviously, I am not the material of being a strategist at all, and I always feel that I am better than Zhuge Liang, no, Zhuge Liang is a descendant, let's move forward!" It's bigger than that Lu Buwei. Although Lü Buwei was a cheap old man of Qin Shi Huang, he also laid a strong foundation for Qin. As long as the successor does not mess around and comes step by step, he can also level the six countries! ”

"His surname is Fan, he didn't establish a stable base for Da Chu, and he didn't dig out any talents for Xiang Yu! It's not agreeable to dry it a little, and it is said that if you pick it, you will pick it. As a result, it doesn't count that he was angry to death, and it also caused Xiang Yu to fall into a notoriety that can't tolerate people! This arrogance and short-sightedness. The guy who always puts his own face above the whole of Chu State, how can he be embarrassed to be someone else's strategist?! Hehe, pull it down, it's serious to wash and sleep early! ”

These words, along with the historical knowledge in them, are likely to come from the network of later generations. Although it is very unreliable, it is really difficult to find a logical flaw in a short period of time. Lu Lu had listened to it in his ears, and compared with his own recent experience, he didn't feel sad. sighed, arched his hand and said, "Du Du Gaojian, Lu has been taught!" At the beginning, I thought very highly of myself, but I didn't know it."

"Hey, Lao Lu, I didn't mean you!" Zhu Bayi was stunned, and then realized that his words were a bit of a suspicion of scolding Huai. And he came to the banquet tonight to have a good relationship with the literati class represented by Lu Luzeng, not to slap him in the face. Quickly smiled and waved his hand vigorously, "I really didn't mean you!" You can get on the line, I mean, you can get into the Jinshi, or the top ten, and you definitely don't have to pick and choose from the knowledge. As for the defeat of the battle, the main blame is that the Tartar court has run out of energy. Replaced Yue Fei and Qi Jiguang to help him"

"No, it's wrong again! Alas, dizziness, dizziness! Zhu Eighty-one rolled up his fingers and gently tapped his head. One of the sequelae of soul fusion is that he can't figure out which one is an ancient, and which one is an ancient person to Zhu Dapeng, but for Zhu Laofeng, he is the younger generation of the younger generation, "If Yue Fei and Jin Wushu join forces to help him, they can't save him." It's no problem to win one or two battles once in a while, but in the end, you still have to go to Mobei! ”

"Huh?!" Although Lu Luzeng had already defected to the Xuzhou army, he still did not dare to underestimate Meng Yuan's strength. was stunned, and asked in some surprise, "Why did the governor say this?!" Could it be that after a series of victories, the Governor has already made his eyes empty?! ”

"Don't drop the text, I'm a rough person, I speak too much, I sound awkward!" Zhu Eighty smiled and responded loudly, "Isn't this a very simple thing?" The common people of the world are hungry and rebel, but he is still busy gilding the Buddha statue and asking for blessings! Isn't it a matter of sacrificing the basics? I don't believe that a golden Buddha statue can withstand the curse of millions of people! Besides, even if the Buddha statue had a spirit, how could he dare to do it against everyone in the world for a few taels of gold dust?! Then who will dare to believe in Buddhism in the future! Without believers, if you fight with Catholicism, Allah, and the Jade Emperor, what will he Shakyamuni fight with! ”

"This?!" Lu Lu used to be a Confucian believer, and he has always paid attention to silence and strange powers. But I know a little about Buddhism, Catholicism, Islam and Taoism. Hearing Zhu Eighty-one compare this heavenly god and Buddha to the princes of the world, he suddenly felt very uncomfortable. Asking the common people to ask the ghosts and gods is indeed a true portrayal of the current Mengyuan Emperor Tuhuan Timur. Relying on praying to God and worshiping Buddha to obtain the peace of the country and the people is indeed a fate of wood and fish!

"Besides, Natuhuan Timur is the emperor of the Mongols, why is he riding on the head of my Han man?! Is there no one in my Han family? Or are all the men of the Han family cheap, and they are not willing to be used as donkeys to ride? ! Even if you are a Confucian, you also pay attention to the difference between left and right! You old sage Confucius back then, but you didn't say that whoever had a fast knife told the seventy-two disciples under his door to hurry up and hug the thick legs! "Zhu Eighty-one is obviously drunk, and he can't take it if he wants to. With a casual wave, he abducted Confucius again.

The distinction between Huayi and Hua Yi has always been a difficult problem that the Meng Yuan Confucians could not face. Although there are a lot of unscrupulous scum, they misinterpret the Spring and Autumn Period, and they are stunned to press the words "If you enter the country, you will be destroyed, and if you enter the summer, you will be summer" on the head of Confucius. But for those who are really a little learned, everyone knows that it is pure nonsense and can't withstand any scrutiny at all.

And although Lu Luzeng is not a hard bone, he is still a little stronger than some of the "brick family beasts" in later generations, at least he can't do things that are honest in black and white. Hearing Zhu Eighty-one say it with anger, he blushed again and responded curtly, "The governor is right." Although Madame is not ashamed to manage Zhong Xiaoqi, she also once said, 'Micro Guan Zhong, I have been left behind. It's us who are the younger generations who are not angry, and we insult the lintel of the saints! ”