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"Whether Da Song is sick or not has nothing to do with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu only knows that if you don't hand over the money, you will get sick soon, and it will be a serious illness!" Lai Ba is very arrogant, in his eyes, pinching Song Xing to death is similar to pinching an ant on the side of the road. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The soft is afraid of the hard, the hard is afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal is afraid of not dying, this truth seems to be eternal, Lai Ba can run rampant in this Penglai Pavilion, most of them are a master who does not want to die, but it is often these people who do not want to die on the surface, but the more they cherish their lives in their hearts.

It's okay to scare ordinary people with such a reckless man, but Song Xingke has never taken this kind of person to heart.

first looked at Lai Bahao, and then sighed deliberately: "Shicai Song didn't even pay attention to ten taels of silver, so what's the harm if a few hundred copper coins are given to Brother Tai?" Look at the brother's body as strong as an ox, but there are black lines between his foreheads, but it's a pity that he ...... It's a pity......"

Speaking of this, he shook his head regretfully, took the money bag from Tian Niu's shoulder, handed it over without hesitation, and continued, "This is what Song Mou got from today's storytelling, even if Brother Tai takes it, if there is anything delicious, just buy it and eat it, it depends on your appearance...... Alas......"

Song Xing deliberately said very exaggeratedly, and the appearance of wanting to speak and stopping disturbed people's hearts, Lai Ba didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Song Xing's gourd, seeing him like this, he said impatiently: "What do you want to say here sighing and shaking your head?" ”

"Brother Tai is a little restless, Song Xing just guessed. If you want to make a diagnosis, you must also take the pulse and ask for a doctor. If you don't mind, please stretch out your right hand. "Song Xing said it seriously, and he didn't allow others to believe it.

Lai Ba saw that Song Xing was serious, not like lying, and besides, who in this Penglai Pavilion is not afraid of his own three points? How bold he is as a little baby, forgive him for not daring to do anything to himself.

Thinking of this, he stretched out his right hand and laid it flat on the plank. Song Xingqiang held back the smile in his heart, stretched out his three fingers seriously, and pressed lightly on Lai Ba's pulse, his expression was cloudy, looking quite strange, and he muttered to himself: "Strange, strange......"

"Strange? What's weird? Seeing Song Xing's strange expression, Lai Ba was also a little unsettled, and asked worriedly.

Song Xing ignored him, still closed his eyes slightly, learning from the way the doctors in the TV series took the pulse, shook his head and pretended to be profound, and only after a long time did he slap his thigh and deliberately exclaimed: "Oops! ”

Lai Ba was shocked and exclaimed in Song Xing, and his heart was also startled, and he asked tentatively, "What's the matter?" Do you have something to say and fart? ”

Song Xing stood up slowly, sighed slightly, and asked: "I don't know if Brother Tai wants to hear the truth or a lie, if it is a lie, Brother Tai is as strong as an ox and will be able to live a long life, if it is a lie......"

Speaking of this, deliberately pausing here, Lai Ba was anxious, and kept urging him to say quickly, Song Xing only said after satisfying his appetite: "It's not a secret, under Brother Tai's strong pulse, there is actually an undercurrent, this is a sign of a hidden disease, if you don't diagnose and treat it early, I'm afraid your life will not be guaranteed." ”

"What the hell are you, are you unhappy to see Lao Tzu take your copper coins, isn't Lao Tzu the story arranged?" Lai Ba heard Song Xing say that his life was not long in coming, and he naturally thought that this was Song Xing cursing him.

Song Xing saw him open his mouth to scold his mother, although he was angry in his heart, his complexion did not change in the slightest, and he said earnestly: "If this brother doesn't believe it, then please stick out your tongue and try to breathe through your nostrils, so as to know if what this son said is wrong." ”

Lai Ba saw that Song Xing didn't mean to joke from beginning to end, and he was very serious from beginning to end, and he couldn't let him not believe it, not to mention that he drank some wine today and didn't study it carefully.

Immediately, like a pug, he stretched his tongue out and stretched his head, and breathed very hard through his nose, until he was so red that he couldn't breathe, and his heart was afraid, and the whole body was like falling into an ice kiln, and he was cold and cold.

Sticking out his tongue and not being able to breathe through his nose, this is common sense, Song Xing saw it in his eyes, secretly sneered in his heart, and asked knowingly, "Brother Tai, do you feel a little difficult to breathe?" ”

"It's hard to breathe, it's hard to breathe." Lai Baye retracted his tongue, his face swollen and red, and he didn't reply until he was breathing smoothly.

Song Xing saw that this person had unknowingly entered his own calculations, so he did not stop because of this, but continued: "What you did just now can only prove that you have a hidden disease, and you can't understand it, and you can't judge the root of your illness because of this. ”

With the test just now, Lai Baye's heart was really scared, he reached out and grabbed Song Xing's hands, and said eagerly: "This little brother, how can I judge it, and ask the little brother to inform my brother." ”

Lai Ba was convinced of Song Xing's judgment, and his tone of voice became kind, Song Xing pondered a little and replied: "It's not difficult to completely expose your hidden disease, you can stand for half an hour according to the posture I taught, maybe you can get the result." ”

Speaking of this, he showed him a non-standard standing posture, Lai Ba was also obedient, and sure enough, he stood there meticulously according to Song Xingjiao, and he didn't even dare to move the mosquito biting his nose.

Half an hour is also a bell, and it is not long to say that it is long, but it is not short. Song Xing didn't want to make a fuss, let him see the flaws, and no longer talk to him, but chatted with other people and farted, which was also very happy.

How tiring it is to stand guard, people who have been soldiers or military training know that although the strong man in front of him has a strong body, he has not received such special training, and it is still difficult to stand up.

Half an hour later, Song Xing saw that this person was staggering and a little unsteady on his feet, thinking that the time was about the same, and if this guy couldn't hold it anymore, he would give up all his efforts, and immediately said: "This brother, lift your right foot, use your strength, and stomp down hard." ”

Lai Ba had already entered Song Xing's trap, and at this moment, he raised his right foot without hesitation and stomped on the ground, followed by a pig-like scream, holding his feet with both hands, sweating profusely in pain.

Song Xing saw it in his eyes, and secretly sneered in his heart, damn, let you stand guard for half an hour, the blood of the whole body is concentrated in the lower half of the body, and then stomp violently, it is strange that the capillaries do not rupture.

At this time, if you think that Song Xing will stop here, it is a big mistake, for Song Xing, this is just the second step of his entire plan, and the next is the main event, and he immediately pretended to be full of concern and said: "Brother Tai, is your foot numb and abnormal, and the pain is unbearable?" ”

Although Lai Ba was sweating profusely in pain, he still nodded yes, Song Xing nodded and said: "That's right for numbness and pain, brother, don't hide it, you have a famous disease, called Sherlock Holmes syndrome, this is a serious illness, and you have to use fierce medicine for serious illness." ”

What is Sherlock Holmes, Lai Ba has never heard of it, what is the syndrome, and I have not heard of it either, I just feel that the name of this disease is a bit long, and it is a bit strange, it must be a serious illness, and I was so frightened that I sweated like rain, and kept begging Song Xing.

"It's not difficult to cure your disease, first of all, you have to pass the seven thieves and live menstrual blood." Speaking of this, he turned his head and instructed Tian Niu, "Little sister, you go to the pharmacy opposite to buy two taels of arsenic, and by the way, take a medicine bowl to get some water, if the owner of the pharmacy doesn't sell you, you will say that this brother wants it." ”

Arsenic is poison, but it can also cure diseases.

Lai Ba knew this, although he didn't know what Song Xing wanted arsenic for, but at this moment, out of trust in Song Xing, he didn't doubt him, and immediately urged: "This little sister, go over quickly, just say that Lai Ba wants it, and the shopkeeper of the pharmacy doesn't dare not give it to you." ”

The pharmacy is only thirty or fifty steps away from the place where the storyteller is talking, and it is impossible for the pharmacy shopkeeper to be so lively that he doesn't know, and when he saw Tian Niu coming, he didn't say much, so he handed over two taels of arsenic to her, and because of Lai Ba's Yinwei, he didn't even dare to accept the money.

In less than a minute, Tian Niu took the things that Song Xing wanted and returned to the storytelling stall with a puzzled face, Song Xing didn't say much, but poured the arsenic into the water, mixed it briefly, and stretched out her middle finger to stir it in the bowl three times.

put his finger in his mouth in front of everyone, this scene frightened everyone and screamed, everyone's eyes were wide open, waiting for Song Xing's bloody scene through seven holes.

Song Xing seemed to be deaf to everyone's reaction, and only laughed secretly in his heart, this chemistry teacher's standard actions didn't know how many partners he had deceived, not to mention the ordinary people in front of him who were nervous.

Sirped his fingers repeatedly, and at the end, he looked quite enjoyable, "Well, the taste of this arsenic is really good, brother, drink all this arsenic, keep your seven orifices smooth, and the medicine will cure the disease!" ”

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! 】