Chapter 2: Who's the Fool
Li Dazhui had just turned his head to look at the river outside the village when he came home, and found that his son Li Dou was in a daze by the river, and shouted: "Dou'er, come back, Dad will take you to the town." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Three-year-old Li Dou's immature little face smiled innocently, and ran towards his father next to the village, Li Dazhui quickly tied up the motorcycle, ran to Li Dou and hugged Li Dou into his arms: "Good son, Dad will take you to the town and find you a kindergarten." ”
"Dad, change your clothes and leave, I'm still wearing crossed crotch pants." Li Dou's immature voice was dissatisfied.
"Ah, you kid still knows shame, Zhong, then wear it now." Li Dazhui hurriedly took out the crotch pants he had just bought for Li Dou from the car, and divided them by two and replaced them with Li Dou: "Stinky boy, this is not the case." ”
"Medium! Hehe......" Li Douhan laughed.
"Here's one." Li Dazhui said suddenly, looking at his son with expectant eyes, Li Dou was very smart, pouted and kissed his father's face and grinned: "Dad, beard." ”
This time Li Dazhui is happy, this son understands everything, it will definitely not be simple in the future, I was a little fart child when I was three years old, five or six years old still playing with mud, bullshit does not understand, this kid still knows the beard, happy in my heart, for the safety of Dou'er's three-year-old son, Li Dazhui held one hand in his arms, drove a motorcycle with one hand, hummed the community to the town.
"Dad, hehe, is there anything good to eat in town?" Dou'er's eloquence was like that of a five- or six-year-old child, Li Dazhui was slightly stunned, and laughed: "Yes, everything, behave better for Dad, Dad will let you eat well in the town and be full." ”
"Hehe, black black ......" Dou'er's eyes narrowed, and his mouth sucked saliva.
The town was already full of people, traffic, shouting, and the buzzing of the crowd, and when Li Dazhui and his son Li Dou came to the town for the second time, the town had officially opened.
Li Dou's eyes narrowed when he saw the children around him who were led to school by their parents, but Li Dazhui sighed and said secretly: "It's good to live in the town, it's convenient for everything." ”
There is a place to store cars in the town, speaking of which Li Dazhui is a relatively smart person, the family is more than less than the bottom, if you buy a motorcycle is not able to spend this money, this motorcycle, he bought a battery with a broken motor a hundred and ten yuan ago, with his own Phoenix brand big frame bicycle transformation.
He is a special person in the town, because this modified motorcycle is a bit famous and special, so he is known very carefully.
"I said sledgehammer, your electric donkey is going to increase in price, you look at the motorcycle for two yuan." The old man at the storage room quipped, pointing to the sign.
Li Dazhui smiled: "Hehe, Uncle Liu, I don't count this, just one piece, make up for it next time, I'm busy?" ”
"Hehe, Sledgehammer, I'm not kidding you, this is your stupid son." Uncle Liu looked at Li Dou and asked, but his face changed slightly, but he laughed again in an instant.
"Rumors, rumors, come, Dou'er, say hello to Uncle Liu." Li Dazhui said, looking at Adou.
Adou looked at Uncle Liu, bit his fingers and said vaguely: "Uncle Liu is good, hehe......"
"Uh-huh, okay, little one." Uncle Liu smiled and touched Adou's little head lovingly, his face changed again, and then he took out a dollar and put it in Adou's hand: "Come on, little guy, buy something to eat." ”
Uncle Liu is over sixty years old, good-looking, a famous fortune teller in the town, now the times are different, there are not many fortune tellers, this Uncle Liu fortune telling also has a rule, fortune telling after six o'clock in the afternoon, a day also stipulates ten, look at Li Da Hammer's face, so that he has long been in his heart, when he knew that Li Da Hammer has a stupid son, he was the first to understand, and he did not believe it, but the ancestral taboo, did not let him see the end, today is a wish.
"Sledgehammer, the market is over, let's go to the uncle's house for a glass of wine and talk." Uncle Liu invited.
"Okay, Uncle Liu, I haven't drunk together for some days." Li Dazhui agreed, picked up Dou'er and entered the market.
There are five or six kindergartens in the bazaar, in addition to the Dean Wang who is familiar with him, there are four, and Li Dazhui always calls Dean Wang a brother and sister, it will be a sure thing, I didn't expect to look down on myself in my heart, which also made Li Dazhui understand some things about the accident.
This time he went to a place called Gu Yiming's kindergarten, I heard that this Gu Yiming is a very good person, righteous, strong in education, and high fees in the town.
At this time, Gu Yiming's kindergarten had closed its door, the children were playing in the kindergarten, and there were still a few female teachers standing, all of whom looked like flowers and jade, and blinded Li Dazhui's eyes, but it just made Li Dazhui a little distracted, and he was slightly stunned and then shouted loudly: "Is Principal Gu Yiming here?" ”
Li Dazhui's voice shouted loudly, the kindergarten teachers looked over, a mature female teacher, wearing a cheongsam Yingying came over, this woman Li Dazhui knew, is from Shanghe Village, married to Gu Yiming, and he used to be classmates, this woman's name is Li Xiaoyan, she was a famous school flower at that time, and it was Gu Yiming's first love.
"Li Dazhui, what are you yelling about, what are you looking for me to do?" Li Xiaoyan asked with a smile.
Li Dazhui's old face flushed, but he didn't feel embarrassed: "What, I sent my son to school, I don't know if your family accepts it." ”
Li Xiaoyan's face changed, and she looked at Li Dou, at this moment, Li Dou bit her fingers and smiled, she had long heard that Li Dazhui in Xiahe Village gave birth to a stupid son, and it looked like the rumors were true.
"This, this." Li Xiaoyan was embarrassed and didn't know how to answer, the villagers were in the same class as Li Dazhu, but at this time, Li Dou'er said stupidly: "Sister is so beautiful." ”
Li Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment, and looked at Li Dou in surprise: "Dou'er, what did you just say." ”
Li Dou'er bit her fingers and looked a little flustered, but said weakly: "Sister is so beautiful." ”
"Hehe......" Li Xiaoyan smiled, the child never lies, opened the door with his own hands and hugged Li Dou: "Ah, they are all wearing crotch pants, who said that my family Dou'er is a fool, sister, look, they are fools." ”
"Hehe...... Li Dou laughed, and then said, "Sister, they're stupid." ”
Li Xiaoyan sighed with emotion, looking at Li Dou Although he looked ordinary among children, although he was three years old, he spoke clearly, I am afraid that most children are not as good, and thought: "Who is the fool." ”
Li Dazhui was stunned, and his son went in in two sentences, sister, this is a bad grade, but where does Li Dazhui know what the concept of a three-year-old child called sister is for a woman.
"That, Li Xiaoyan, my son's tuition will be brought over tomorrow." Li Dazhui shouted.
At this time, Li Xiaoyan sighed with emotion, this Li Dou was only three years old, and he understood in just a few minutes, Li Dou is not only not stupid but also extremely smart, he can please people at a young age, and he will be unavoidable in the future, and waved his hand at Li Da Hammer: "Big Hammer, I don't know your family background yet, forget it, this semester's tuition is free." ”
Li Dazhui was pleasantly surprised, but after thinking about it, he shook his head again and again, without him, his son is too good to eat, this money is still given, and then think about it, he still goes to the market to buy some food for his son, otherwise he will definitely be hungry, he doesn't want his son to be kicked out because he is too good to eat.