Chapter 1905 - Fun Game
Su Zhi waved his hand and said, "I said the wrong thing again." I mean, see you tomorrow! By the way, tonight, Sister Dan is the first to accept her kindness, you can take it easy tonight! ”
"You don't have to worry about this!"
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Inside the cave room, the red candle had a high fever.
Guo Ye gently took Xiao Dan's veil off and said, "Your beautiful face is covered by the green veil, it's too tyrannical, don't bring it in the future." ”
"The concubine listens to the husband."
"Uh...... "Next, Guo Ye didn't know what to say! Originally, the two of them only had a few faces, and they were not much different from strangers, so what common language could they have?
Under normal circumstances, for the sake of the beauty's happiness, Guo Ye may still search his stomach and have nothing to say. But today he is as big as a fight because of the Khitan anti-Tang incident, how can he come up with any suitable topics?
Xiao Dan gently held his hand and said, "Husband, is there something on your mind?" ”
"I didn't ...... No! ”
"Actually, the husband doesn't say it, and the concubine also knows." The beautiful woman lowered her head slightly and said, "Don't you want to marry your concubine?" ”
"How is that possible? You're so beautiful, unless I'm blind...... No, not only are you blind, but you have to be deaf and stupid at the same time to be unwilling to marry you! ”
"Phew! If you are blind, deaf and foolish, people will not want to marry you! ”
Guo Ye grinned and said: "Actually, I'm stupid, deaf and blind, you regret it now, it's too late!" From today on, you are born as a member of my Guo family, and you are a ghost of the Guo family when you die! ”
"The concubine doesn't regret it. I'm afraid that the one who really regrets it is you, husband. ”
"What do you mean by that?"
"Because of marrying the concubine, the sudden department changed its position. Don't you blame me in your heart? ”
"What does this have to do with you?" Guo Ye said: "If you want to blame, it's also a strange cave brother." If he hadn't poisoned my red rabbit horse, how could I be where I am today? ”
Seeing that Xiao Dan's face was a little unkind, he hurriedly added: "Of course, I also like you, and being able to marry you really doesn't know if it's a blessing that I have cultivated for several lifetimes." In a sense, Brother Cave can be regarded as doing a good thing. ”
"And you're still worried?"
"I'm just a little unhappy because of the failure of the mission, and I definitely don't blame you."
Guo Ye also felt that his words were difficult to please the beauties, and the candle night in the cave room was not happy, no matter how he explained it, it seemed to show that the beauty was not attractive enough.
He quickly changed the subject and said, "Don't talk about this, let's talk about you." ”
"Say me? Say what? ”
"Say you...... Like, why do you want to marry me? Guo Ye said: "To be honest, we haven't met a few times at all, but you give me the feeling that I won't marry." Although Guo doesn't dare to be arrogant, he doesn't seem to be so charming. ”
Xiao Dan said: "There are three reasons why the concubine wants to marry you. For one, I haven't seen anyone I've seen you before, but I've heard your story many times. I'm not afraid to tell you that when the girl is pregnant with spring, the object of my heart is you. ”
"So, I'm still the girl of your dreams? That's really ...... It's a pleasure! Second? ”
"Second, you are good-looking, if you are not afraid of your jokes, the little woman chooses a husband, and she is really a bit judged by her appearance. For example, Brother Cave looks like a bear. What's the use of being sincere to me? People don't want to spend their lives with an ugly man. ”
"What you say is not right, in terms of appearance, I am much worse than Prince Suzhi! He is good-looking and has a deep affection for you, why didn't you choose him, but chose me? ”
"Well, let me sell it to Guanzi, and I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Okay, the second one aside, but what about the third?"
Xiao Dan said: "The third one is more important than the first two, but now is still not the right time to tell you. ”
Guo Ye was a little impatient, and said, "You are married to me, why do you still have a secret on the left and a secret on the right?" ”
Xiao Dan stood up, put his arms around his neck, and said, "Don't be angry, husband, the concubine is really a last resort." Rest assured, I'll let you know as soon as the time comes. ”
"When is the time?"
"I'll tell you the secret about Prince Suzhi tomorrow. And what about the third one? ”
"Seven days later!"
"Seven days later? Wouldn't that be the day when the Khitan and Xi tribes sent troops together? As soon as he thought of this, Guo Ye was confused again, and his face didn't look very good.
Xiao Dan rolled his eyes and said, "In order to compensate you, let me tell you a good news." ”
"What's the good news?"
"Actually, after seven days, the Khitan soldiers will definitely not be able to leave!"
Guo Ye's eyes lit up and said, "You say it again?" ”
"It's the same ten times. Although your mission has failed on the surface, in fact, it is not far from success! ”
"What the hell is going on? Tell me about it. ”
"You really want to know?"
"That's nature. Don't sell it, talk about it! ”
Xiao Dan said: "Let's make it clear, it turns out that you failed in the mission, you can't blame me, can you admit it?" ”
"That's nature. Didn't I say it all just now, it's all to blame Brother Cave. ”
"Also, you didn't make any effort to turn defeat into victory this time, and you have to admit it."
"Well, that's true!"
"Then do you know who caused the Khitan to change their minds?"
"Who?"
Xiao Dan stretched out his green jade fingers, pointed to his nose, and said, "It's the concubine." ”
"You?"
"That's right! Everything is a plan from the concubine! ”
"And what are the specifics?"
Xiao Danzhu's lips opened lightly and spit out two words, "Secret!" ”
Guo Ye simply lost his temper and said, "You also keep this secret?" ”
"Of course, you didn't thank me for doing such an important thing for you. Why am I telling you the details of this? ”
Guo Ye breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I said it earlier, you have made such a great contribution, of course I have to thank you well." Whatever you want, just say it, and never shirk it for your husband. ”
Xiao Danqiao's face was slightly red, lying in Guo Ye's ear, and said softly: "Tonight is the first time for a concubine, I want you to take pity on me." ”
"And that's a thank you?" Guo Ye said: "Don't worry, lady, I am the best at this." No problem, my husband will definitely be very gentle and let you taste the joy of life. ”
Hearing that things had taken a turn for the better, Guo Ye was relaxed, his heart rose again, looking at the delicate face like a flower in front of him, he couldn't help but move his index finger, and said, "It's getting late now, let's rest early." ”
Xiao Dan frowned and said, "Just rest like this?" ”
"What else could it be? Or...... Let's have a glass of wine first? ”
"That's not what the concubine said, didn't you just promise the concubine to have mercy?"
"yes, what's the problem?"
"Just going to bed like this, what's the difference between that and an ordinary couple? Dare you just perfunctory me? ”
Guo Ye was puzzled and said, "Isn't this kind of thing like that?" Are you trying to ......?"
"The concubine thought, let's play some games to add to the fun!"
"Games? What game? ”
"Tonight, the concubine will tie you to the bed, blindfold, and then let the concubine serve you well."
Guo Ye's eyes were full of suspicion, and he said in his heart that this girl is really a virgin? Why are you so good at playing?
Xiao Dan observed his words and said, "Don't think about it! There are no other men in the concubine body, but I have just seen some spring palace paintings. I asked for this, and the benefits were twofold. First, it's not interesting. Second......"
"How?"
The beautiful woman's eyes were like silk, and she said coquettishly: "If the concubine controls the priorities, she is not afraid of the husband's whim, regardless of the hard work." ”
"Oh, you're afraid of this! Okay, no problem, whatever the lady arranges tonight, she will do her best to cooperate with her husband. ”
"Thank you, husband, then please hurry."
"Where are you going?"
"In bed, of course."
When Guo Ye came to the bedside, he couldn't help but be frightened! I saw that this bed was not made of wood, not of stone, but of iron.
Not only that, but at the four corners of the bed, there is also a chain as thick as a child's arm!
This is not over, Guo Ye also saw several belts on the bed!
He pointed to this pile of things and said, "I said lady, your taste is too heavy, right?" ”