The sentence that people can't look like is probably what Li Xiaoer can think of now, the most direct explanation of the image problem of the two people in front of him. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Li Xiaogong came in with a short figure, wearing a very colored Shu brocade robe, a silver crown, and a birdcage in his hand.

"Haha, Your Majesty, do you think Weichen has brought you any good things?" The sound was like a bell, and the hall buzzed.

Li Daozong, who was following him, was much calmer, but he was so far away from Xiao Er, he could feel the murderous aura of giving up on me.

"Your Majesty." There was still a long way to go from Li Er, so Li Daozong stopped and saluted with his fists.

Xiao Er sighed in his heart, no wonder these two people can survive peacefully in the Zhenguan court full of foxes, it turns out that they all have exclusive skills.

Looking at Li Xiaogong's grinning and fighting cocks and dogs, if this is not Li Shimin's hall, Li Xiaoer will definitely treat him as a second ancestor who has been mixed all his life when he meets him on the street.

also met Li Daozong, Xiao Er will definitely be sure that although this person has some ability, he is defeated in timidity, and he doesn't dare to step forward when he sees Li Er, and he is not as bold as him.

At this time, Li Er got down from the Hu bed, walked two steps quickly to the front of the two, smiled, patted his hands on the shoulders of the two twice, and said, "Haha, you are finally willing to come to see me?" Don't be polite, quick, quick, sit down here. After speaking, he pulled the two of them to go up the royal steps and sit on the royal bed.

"Panic!" The two of them hugged their fists at the same time and said: "Your Majesty is very loving, and the ministers dare not refuse, but the etiquette is moderate, and the ministers must not exceed the rules, and the ministers will send Your Majesty to the seat." These two fierce men are so fluent in sour words.

Xiao Er saw clearly from the side, the people of Li Er's family are all good actors!

Look at Li Er's happy appearance just now, and then look at the panicked state of the two fierce men, hey, I thought that no matter how much I said it, I had a thousand-year-old Taoism, but it seemed that it was still too tender.

"You guys!" Li Er smiled and nodded to the two of them, then turned around and got on the Hu bed, and loudly ordered the inner supervisor to move two chairs up and let the two fierce men sit down, okay, now only Xiao Er is left standing there alone, but he stands out from the crowd.

Xiao Er didn't expect Li Er to give him much good treatment, he didn't click himself just now, it was really a fluke.

"Xiaogong, Daozong, I called you here today to discuss the matter of asking for a seal for the ancestor Li Dan and his old man, I don't know what you think?" After sitting down, Li Er directly stated the purpose.

Li Daozong frowned slightly, did not speak, Li Xiaogong still said with a smile: "Your Majesty, what do you say, we will do it, what else is there to discuss, you see that this arrangement will be completed, you still don't know me?" I don't have that brain. ”

Li Er also looked at him with a smile, then turned his head and asked Li Daozong, "What does Daozong think?" ”

Li Daozong stood up again and saluted: "The minister naturally obeys His Majesty's arrangement, but the minister occasionally hears rumors that His Majesty is asking for the title of the ancestor in order to seek immortals, so the minister dares to ask His Majesty to think twice." ”

Li Er didn't speak, and said after a while: "Well, what the Taoist Sect said is reasonable, you sit down first, you don't have to get up every time you reply." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Li Daozong's etiquette is definitely not picky.

Xiao Er actually didn't listen to them, but kept peeking at these two fierce men, and he really admired them very much.

Li Xiaogong can lead the army to the south of the Yangtze River, how can he be a person who eats, drinks and has fun all day long, but here, what Xiao Er sees is really such a Li Xiaogong. The smile on his face and bloodshot eyes touched Xiao Er very much.

Xiao Er has seen Houheixue, and he remembers that the masters of the ancient supreme ministers basically had the means of self-preservation, some pretended to be crazy and sold stupid, and some self-harmed and self-injured.

At that time, Xiao Er couldn't understand why he was forced to protect himself, and he didn't know how to retreat bravely from the rapids, so wouldn't it be good to just slap his ass and leave? Why would you rather harm yourself than stay in this place of right and wrong?

Looking at the two fierce men in front of him, Xiao Er has somewhat woken up. That sentence is that people are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves, and it's really not like they can walk if they want to.

Especially when he saw Li Xiaogong's appearance, Xiao Er only thought of that word: self-pollution.

Isn't Li Er afraid of his great ability? When they came back, they handed over the military power, and they couldn't even go to the court. So what do you do at home? Having fun, drinking and hunting, anyway, it's just a word, play.

He did whatever it was fun, how to make flowers, and how to make flowers. This is self-defilement!

Think about how sad it is for an invincible general who gallops through the sand to have to put his horse on the South Mountain and linger in the flowers, in order to live well.

Similarly, seeing Li Daozong's submissive and respectful appearance, Xiao Er was also embarrassed, this is also self-preservation, which is called hiding clumsy.

Is Li Daozong really timid? He dared to take a thousand people to the deserted Tuyuhun for thousands of miles to attack, and dared to charge alone in the array of ten thousand troops to kill and capture the enemy chieftain, can this be a little bold?

I still don't want to be suspicious of Li Er, and end up affecting my family!

Sad, so sad!

At this time, he looked at Li Er again, and there was no longer the kind of dazzling light on his body that had faded a little bit.

"Little Er, what do you want?" Li Er's voice woke up Xiao Er, and he found that the three people were all looking at him, and immediately replied: "Your Majesty, what kind of bird is this general holding in his hand?" ”

"It's really unlearned!" Li Er felt depressed every time he heard Xiao Er's sudden answer, what kind of head did this guy have, don't you know what topic to discuss now?

Then he said: "Look at the people clearly, remember clearly, these two are my brothers, the one who carries the birdcage is the king of Hejian County, and the one next to him is the king of Jiangxia County, not a general!" "There is always a faint sense of helplessness when talking to Xiao Er, this guy is too tired.

"Oh, the kid is rude, I've seen two princes!" Li Xiaoer raised his voice violently like a convulsion, and saluted the two of them with fists, which startled Li Er again.

"Well, that's how young people should be!" Li Xiaogong still had a smile like a spring breeze, and praised it without being salty. Li Daozong just nodded and didn't speak.

"Okay, okay, what did I ask you just now, can you tell your life experience and the two princes again, do you know what to focus on?" Li Er got impatient and gave the order again.

"The kid knows, the two princes listen to the kid." Xiao Er scolded Li Er's black heart in his heart, and he didn't even give him saliva to drink, so he let him tell the story.

After focusing on the part where Lao Tzu begged for cattle to teach him, Xiao Er shut up, he was tired.

After listening, Li Er asked with a smile, "What do you think of the two Aiqing?" ”

This time, it was Li Daozong who spoke first: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks it's a bit of a child's play, even if what this kid says is true, will those people in the court believe it?" Not to mention this, once His Majesty is made public to the world, how will the people feel? Please think twice about it. ”

Li Xiaogong smiled and said, "Daozong, you think too much. At this time, he also got up and said: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that this matter is feasible, no matter what others think, this matter itself is true." But His Majesty wants to ask the ancestor for a seal, and the story of just dying still seems a little thin, and in the end, whether it can be done or not will have to fall on this kid! ”

"Oh? Filial piety and keep talking! Li Er came to his senses at this time, and immediately asked Li Xiaogong how to operate.

Li Xiaogong didn't reply, but walked up to Li Xiaoer, looked up and down and asked, "Your name is Li Xiaoer?" ”

"Yes!" Xiao Er listened to what he said just now, and turned his anger to Li Xiaogong again, this smiling guy is a smiling tiger, don't you just tell a story, as for Lao Tzu to contribute to the ancestors of your Li family.

"You don't remember who else is in your family?" Li Xiaogong continued to ask.

"The kid has lost a lot of things in his original memory since he fell into Qujiang Pond and was rescued, and Doctor Sun once said that the kid has lost his soul." Anyway, it's a story to deceive people, so make it up.

"Okay, the soul loss is good!" Li Xiaogong saw that others were sick, he was so happy, is he a pervert? Xiao Er is even more wary of this person.

After Li Xiaogong finished asking three sentences, he ignored him, but turned to Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen has a few words I want to whisper to Your Majesty, please forgive Your Majesty for the crime of trespassing." ”

"Yes, come up." Li Er agreed without thinking about it, and beckoned Li Xiaogong to come closer.

Li Xiaogong strode up, stood in front of Li Er, bent down slightly, and whispered in Li Er's ear.

Li Xiaoer looked a little nervous, what would this smiling tiger say, why did he whisper, wouldn't it be calculating me again. Looking at Li Er and listening to Li Xiaogong's words, the expression that commanded him could almost make an emoji, and his heart became even more nervous.

However, Li Daozong still sat there with his eyebrows lowered, without even raising his head, staring at the ground in the hall in a daze, as if everything that happened here had nothing to do with him at all, and it was estimated that he had now reached the realm of nothing outside his body, just like an old monk entering the realm.

At this time, I saw that Li Xiaogong had finished whispering to His Majesty Li Er, and then Li Er and Li Xiaogong looked at Comrade Li Xiaoer in unison, and their eyes were full of a strong sense of conspiracy, which directly made Xiao Er shudder.

Not good, it's really calculated!

What Xiao Er wants to do most now is to immediately turn around and run away, run out of this damn palace, Lao Tzu might as well be a little beggar and live freely!

Of course, what I want may not come true, but the conspiracy of Li Er and Li Xiaogong is really going to happen to the little second brother. It's too late for him to leave now!

"Little Er, come, come to me!" His Majesty Li Er stretched out the hand of evil in Xiao Er's eyes, and issued a gentle summons.

Seeing that Comrade Li Xiaoer was still standing there, Li Er smiled again and said, "Come here, I will discuss something with you." ”

Li Xiaogong also said at this time: "Come here, boy, it's a good thing, it's a good thing!" ”

Xiao Er knew that he couldn't hide, and he wanted to pretend to have a stomachache just now, but now it seems that his head is not working. Since you can't avoid the fate of being raped, let's try to make this process more enjoyable!