Chapter 51, the man stands on the pit, and the woman stands on my bed!
Ahem, I'm actually an amiable and broad-minded man. I never hold grudges www.biquge.info I will only say when I really meet an enemy: the man stands on the pit, and the woman stands on my bed!
Holding his arms, he was happy to hold his feet, looking at a big beauty in front of him and another handful of crooked melons and cracked dates, Meng Qiu looked at these people as if he was visiting a green building to choose an oiran, and the one who laughed was called a Y swing.
"Tsk, Su Wanyi is beautiful, with white skin and ****** chest, this is definitely the best daughter-in-law who can give birth to a baby when she goes to bed and can snap when she gets out of bed!" Looking at Su Wanyi with a smile on his face, Meng Qiu turned his head and looked at the White Lotus Sect elders who were locked in the cell......
Meng Qiu's face drooped, grinding his teeth, grinning, and began to ponder bad ideas in his heart. "These guys have a good kung fu, but they are unwilling to help the court kill the barbarians, and they are as stinky and hard as the stinky stones in the pit. Your uncle, I kindly let you go to Liaodong to join the army, and you can still follow the teachings of the White Lotus Sect to kill the barbarians, and by the way, you don't have to lose your head. Such a good thing, but you still can't follow it? Tut, look at your uncle, how I toss you, if I don't toss you to death, I won't be a man nine thousand years old! βγ Touching his chin, Meng Qiu's eyes rolled and he had a bad idea, ready to clean up the elders of the White Lotus Sect.
"Ahem, Su Wanyi, you are already a nine-thousand-year-old eighteenth aunt! Don't be with these diehards, since these people are still guarding the White Lotus Sect, you deserve to die. Ben Jiu,000 years old decided, tomorrow I will send all of them to the clean room, and I will cut the ****** first, and then find a skilled woman to sew it, and after a while, I will live for a long time, and then cut it again. Then sew, cut, repeat seventy or eighty times! Meng Qiu said with a wicked smile on his face, and as he spoke, he looked at the Ten Elders and went down the third road.
Hearing this, the Ten Elders subconsciously clamped their crotch almost at the same time, and their movements were uniform, covering the position of the little brother in the crotch with both hands. Then the group raised their heads and looked at the smiling Meng Qiu in front of them with indignation, and they couldn't wait to rush up and kill Meng Qiu one by one to relieve the hatred in their hearts.
In the minds of the Ten Elders, this Meng Qiu is a hateful and terrifying existence: this guy has only been in Jiangnan for a few months, and he has easily eliminated the White Lotus Sect that the Han Dynasty has spent decades helpless, making the efforts of countless White Lotus Sect followers for decades and hundreds of years go to waste, which is really hateful; But I have to say that Meng Qiu is full of wit, has unpredictable abilities of ghosts and gods, and can communicate with the heavens to seek heavenly rain, which is really terrifying.
Faced with such a guy who was worse than the lifeless old mother he believed in13, and ruined the hard work of several generations of the White Lotus Sect, Shi Chang honestly didn't know what to say. So these old guys with heads harder than stones decided: if they don't cooperate with anything, they will slaughter us all. As for being slaughtered at that time, everyone doesn't know if they know the way to their mother's house.
"Guy, someone! Tie up these stubborn, brainless, Mimi, and long-legged bastards and throw them all into the pit! Eating and drinking Lazar are all in it, anyway, what you have is Yonedako, there is no shortage of food or drink. We can also send them 'food' every day to save money for the country! With a strange laugh, Meng Qiu shouted with a wave of his sleeves.
Hearing this, the Ten Elders of the White Lotus Sect and Su Wanyi were both stunned, and then:
"Meng Qiu, you can't do this! Although they were elders of the White Lotus Sect, they had never done anything that harmed the heavens and reason. You promised me that I wouldn't embarrass them, and if you insult them like this, believe it or not, I'll be dead right here right now. "Su Wanyi, who said this, Miss Su is now sure of the identity of her fiancΓ©e Meng Qiu, and she threatens the nine-thousand-year-old adult with herself at every turn.
"Master! You don't have to ask this thief! Let's just bite our tongues and kill ourselves! You don't have to compromise on everything! The thief is 9,000 years old, and you insult us so much to serve the hypocrites, and we will never give in! We will bite our tongues and kill ourselves now, and then we will become terrible ghosts, and we will entangle you for the rest of your life, so that you will not be able to die well! "Poor elm pimple White Lotus Sect elder doesn't know that his sect leader has fallen in love with Meng Qiu, and is ready to marry Meng Qiu, one by one, thinking that the sect leader is committed to the thief in order to save himself, he blushes and plans to kill himself to save the sect leader.
Meng Qiu pouted, this group of idiots of the White Lotus Sect is more brainless and stupid than the other, your sect leader is in love with this extremely handsome nine thousand years old, okay, you are still stupid to think that I coerced your family leader. Ben is nine thousand years old, because he is too handsome, he is about to be forcibly snapped by your master, okay? Is it true that Ben is 9,000 years old?
"Wait! If you dare to bite your tongue and kill yourself, believe it or not, I'm going to force your sect leader right now?! It's all for you, uncle, I'll stand up, hold my head and squat! Waving his hand to stop the White Lotus Sect Elder's suicide, Meng Qiu glanced at Su Wanyi and signaled the other party to be calm and not to be impatient, he would not go overboard.
For this group of stone-headed White Lotus Sect elders, Meng Qiu was really reluctant to kill them to be honest. These guys are all strong in martial arts, have well-developed limbs and simple minds, and are proficient in all kinds of infiltration, assassination, and disguise methods, which are definitely good seedlings for special forces and spies!
As long as these guys are willing to give in and be their own dogs. Ten people, put five people into the barbarians to assassinate the senior leaders of the barbarians all day long; The three of them are responsible for being instructors and training a group of elite killers, who dares not to listen to their own words and Brother Xuanhuang's words, they will be sent over in the middle of the night to kill whom; The two of them used themselves as bodyguards, and when they went to the street to see who was not pleasing to the eye, they would send them to beat them, and if there were too many enemies, they could throw them down as meat shields, and they would run away with oil on the soles of their feet.
"Tut, this kind of life is simply not too beautiful! In that way, the 9,000-year-old enemy was upset, worried, and depressed all day long, and he couldn't sleep or eat well, and his head was gone if he didn't pay attention. When he heard Ben's nine-thousand-year-old name, he was so frightened that he lost his little brother and instantly became a eunuch. Isn't Ben 9,000 years old able to cover the sky with one hand? Mei Zizi daydreamed, and Meng Qiu began to clean up this group of diehard members of the White Lotus Sect.
"Old things, yes! That's you! Don't stare at you uncle, although you are young, but you are stupid to follow this gang of old bacon diehards, that is the old thing! Meng Qiu yelled at the Ten Elders of the White Lotus Sect with an arrogant face, his eyes dripping and dripping.
In fact, at present, these elders of the White Lotus Sect have wavered in their belief in the White Lotus Sect, and they have always believed that the lifeless old mother they believe in is the true god, and the Han Xuan family is a false god. Only a childless mother can truly show miracles and save the world. The Han Xuanjia fishes and fleshes the people all day long, and every good thing may be split into a piece of carbon by thunder one day.
However, Meng Qiu beheaded the demon platform and sacrificed the blood of the Xuanhuang Emperor to the sky, and successfully sought the rain from the sky to relieve the danger of the drought of the people in Gusu City. Let these die-hard elders have a little shaken in their hearts: Why can't the childless old mother make Gusu City rain fall from the sky, we told the people before that it was the Han Dynasty's immorality and lack of morality that caused the drought in Gusu City. Now that the blood of the emperor of the Han Dynasty is sacrificed to the sky, it will rain in God, isn't this a crackling slap in the face?
"Old thing, you have figured out one thing: you rebels should have been killed! It was Ben 9,000 years old who put a lot of effort into saving your dog's life, so that even your sect leader didn't need to go to see that dead old woman who was lifeless! Ben 9,000 years old acquitted all the hundreds of thousands of White Lotus Sect members in Jiangnan, and one by one they were given land, married daughters-in-law, built houses, and gave birth to dolls. But as long as Ben is nine thousand years old, he will say one more word: he can immediately make everyone's head fall to the ground! Showing a bloodthirsty smile, Meng Qiu continued without waiting for the Ten Elders of the White Lotus Sect to react.
"You have also seen the demon slaying platform begging for rain, the lifeless old woman you believe in can't fight the true dragon of the Han at all! The current Emperor Xuanhuang of the Han Dynasty is the descendant of the true dragon, and he can directly sue the heavenly court. You believe in false gods and are nothing before the true God. Now you have two paths:" Speaking of this, Meng Qiu deliberately paused, and when he peeked at it, the ten elders of the White Lotus Sect showed expressions of hope to continue listening, as if the kindergarten children were looking at the teacher and raised their heads to stare at themselves.
Nodding, Meng Qiu understood that everything he said had indeed moved these guys, and the next step was the price. "1. You swear allegiance to the Emperor Xuanhuang of the Great Han Dynasty, the descendants of the True Dragon! For the Han Xuanhuang Emperor to work all his life, glory and wealth needless to say, this nine thousand years old guarantees that when you are alive, all the people will praise and praise, the state commends you, and the marquis is promoted. After you die, the Xuanhuang Emperor will also help you, so that after you die, you can ascend to the heavenly realm and rank in the immortal class! 2. Continue to resist stubbornly, Ben 9,000 years old will not only kill you, but also humiliate you. First put you on the pit, smoke it for 7749 days, and smoke it into stinky tofu! Then cut you all with a thousand cuts, and your respected sect leader will stand on Ben's bed and give birth to a hundred babies for Ben's nine-thousand-year-old! Emperor Xuanhuang will even communicate with the Netherworld Yama, so that you will be reincarnated as beasts in the next life! βγ
As soon as Meng Qiu said this, the Ten Elders of the White Lotus Sect were not calm at all. This is not just physical torture, everyone is a tough guy who can grit his teeth and get through. This is something with a high spiritual level: if you resist stubbornly, you will be humiliated by the sect leader, not to mention that you will be tortured by the Great Han Zhenlong after death.
In these years, everyone is superstitious, Meng Qiu beheaded the demon platform to sacrifice the blood of the Xuanhuang Emperor, and finally the sky rained down, but everyone is convinced, and many storytellers and drama troupes in Jiangnan have made this matter into a drama and toured everywhere. Everywhere I went, there were thousands of empty alleys and crowds of people, and hundreds of people praised and sighed at the Great Han Xuanhuang Emperor and the Nine Thousand Years Old while watching, not to mention these deeply superstitious elements of the Ten Elders of the White Lotus Sect.
In the eyes of the Ten Elders of the White Lotus Sect, Meng Qiu could really do what he said. On the one hand, he was in the immortal class for a hundred years, and on the other hand, he harmed others and himself, and was reincarnated as an animal, which made the Ten Elders of the White Lotus Sect, who had always paid more attention to the inner world than the physical world, completely collapsed.
"Alas! Nine thousand years old, we are willing to surrender, serve the Xuanhuang Emperor of the Han Dynasty, and overcome obstacles for the Xuanhuang Emperor of the Han Dynasty! β