Chapter 16, I'm really selling rat drugs
Selling rat medicine is an art, pay attention to: choose the right place, find the right buyer, and family secret recipes!
Early in the morning, at the gate of Prime Minister Du Kun's mansion
Seven or eight hawkers pushing wheelbarrows, carrying burdens, and carrying baskets on their backs occupied the open space on both sides of the gate of Dufu early, and the guys titheed out: selling rat medicine!
Folks, listen to me,
There are many harms of rats:
Get on your kang, climb into your bed,
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Bite cotton in winter, bite in summer, bite single, five fires, bite sweatshirts in June.
Running in the east room, jumping in the west room, biting cotton pants, pulling cotton jackets, and making the house full of fleas.
Rats and teeth are steel guillotine, winter guillotine single, summer guillotine cotton, and carpet in February and August.
Eat your beans, eat your wheat, and eat your dried sweet potatoes, just eat the heart, don't eat the edges, and the rest is a circle.
Climb the pot table, put on the board, kick the bad plate and kick the bad bowl.
Rats are fine, rats can, don't ladders will go to the shed.
Feeding a pig or a sheep is better than feeding a mouse.
The bow is hunched over the waist, the pestle is erected, and he eats only food and does not work.
Bang, boom, boom, until the third or fourth watch.
You don't buy it, I don't buy rats and fall in love at home.
I didn't come to these two episodes, and rats are used to being on the pot.
Our rat medicine, the ancestral secret recipe for twenty generations, can't be bought in the Ouchi Palace.
After eating our rat medicine, it is to numb the mouth first, and then numb the legs,
Blood gushed from the nostrils and eyes, and the big ones jumped three times after eating, and the small ones died if they ate them.
Rats are not worth much, and they only sell for a dime a pack.
One hundred taels of silver is not much, and there is a big nest of dead rats.
Take a walk, take a look, and make a calculation in your heart.
Save a small Xiaoice stick and smoke a brand-name cigarette.
The medicine is safe in the house, and the rats are all over in one night.
This group of rat medicine sellers were obviously trained, and they sang words in rhyme, tone and frustration, which immediately attracted many passers-by to watch. Everyone's first reaction: This brother has a few pills!
are all mixed in Hanquan for a long time, who doesn't know that Hanquan is the most difficult to mess with, a person who looks like a dog and is sanctimonious. There is an unwritten rule in private for these officials: the gate is fifty feet around, and no stalls are allowed, and whoever dares to set up a stall will be beaten to death!
For so many years, countless poor people who were unaware of it, and who were killed, injured, and maimed by the evil servants of the officials' mansions, told the people of Hanquan with bloody experiences: Don't set up a stall in front of the official's house, you will either die or be disabled!
Therefore, as soon as they saw this, passers-by had the heart to see the excitement, so they quickly found an unnoticeable corner and tea shed away from it, and squatted down to watch the excitement; If you have a good heart, you took advantage of the fact that the evil servants of the Prime Minister's Mansion did not come out, and hurriedly went over to persuade a few words, "Hou Sheng, this is the Prime Minister's Mansion of the Dynasty, and if you set up a stall near the door, you will be beaten by the evil servants in the house, you should quickly pack up and run"; If you feel that something is wrong and suspect something, you will run towards the gold owner's house, and quickly report the news to the gold owner, and exchange a few dollars to spend......
In just such a while, the entire gate of Prime Minister Du's mansion was once again awarded the "most crowded gate in Hanquan":
The magnates who came to inquire about the news, the miscellaneous servants in the officials' mansions, the three religions and nine streams in Hanquan City, the common people who passed by, and the meticulous work of people with hearts, etc. The gate of Prime Minister Du's mansion was surrounded by water, and countless pairs of eyes were staring at this group of rat pill sellers, patiently waiting for Prime Minister Du Kundu's reaction.
"Who are these people, have you found out?" Standing at the window of the teahouse, Wu Qingbo Gao Zhan asked.
"Uncle Hui, I'm afraid I won't be able to find it this time!" Hearing this, the housekeeper next to him hurriedly shook his waist and said:
"Uncle, don't you know, the little one bumped into the housekeepers of several other noble families, but no one could recognize these people. When asked about the person in charge of finding out the information, no one recognized him. I'm afraid it's either from outside the capital, or it's wearing a human skin mask."
Hearing the butler say this, Gao Zhan frowned, and then waved his hand to let the butler retreat, and he continued to stand at the window with his hands behind his back and ponder.
"What is the idea of Mu Wangfu? Everything that was done before seemed seamless on the surface, but it happened that Du Kun and Du Dang wanted to deal with Mu Wangfu, and Mu Jue came to Beijing with Mu Jue and Mu County. Which master is behind Mu Wangfu, and what is Mu Wangfu's plan? "Gao Zhan is as immobile as a mountain on the surface, but in his heart he is overturning the river and the sea.
From the moment Du Kun made a move on the other side of Mu Wangfu, the nobles in the capital had already regarded Du Kun as an enemy, but in view of Du Kun's great authority and the favor of the current emperor Li Yuan, Jian was in the emperor's heart. All the nobles discussed for a long time, and finally chose to wait and see.
Everyone has their own little abacus: we don't have any power in Hanquan, we can only eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, why can you Mu Wangfu control the military power, financial power, and official appointment and dismissal in southern Xinjiang? What's more, now that Du Kun is powerful, helping you Mu Wangfu may cause me to lose my title and noble status. What's in it for me? It's better to wait and see what happens, and feel that Du Kun can't do it, and fight back at the critical moment to gain the friendship of Mu Wangfu; Retreat, sit and watch the end of Mu Wangfu, and keep your glory and wealth.
Originally, with the passage of time, Hanquan Xungui has become more and more inclined to choose the latter, which is also the reason why Mu Juewan asked for help in the capital for several days to no avail. But just when everyone thought that Mu Wangfu was not good and was going to be finished, the situation changed dramatically!
The situation changed so quickly that the nobles had no time to react, and a series of dazzling and surprising incidents occurred one after another, and the originally vigorous and arrogant Du Dang was hit hard in succession. Dozens of core members of the Du Party were either dead or disabled, and Du Kun, the leader of the Du Party, vomited blood continuously and was bedridden under a serious illness.
"This must be done by Mu Wangfu, there is a master behind him! Shall we intervene? "The nobles are not stupid, and they immediately took action when they saw this scene.
Some began to take the initiative to contact Mu Wangfu, sell it well, and see each other in the future, "Mu niece, uncle, I have actually been running in secret to help keep Mu Wangfu." What's your next plan of action, is it okay to talk to your uncle, and I can help you with one or two? ”。
With this purpose, he came to explore the way, and was politely invited out of the post house by Mu Wangfu, "We haven't done anything, uncle, don't talk nonsense." During this time, we have been honestly staying in the post house from the county lord to the groom, and the door is not out of the door. How could it be possible to deal with Prime Minister Du? Besides, didn't we come to the capital to beg Prime Minister Du to raise his noble hand and let me go of Mu Wangfu, how could we offend him? Don't listen to the rumors outside, I'm grateful."
Several groups of people were sent away like this in a row, and the nobles sent people to squat near the post house, disguised as subordinates and infiltrated the post house to find out the news. As a result, apart from encountering the spies of the Du Party in the past, the dog-eat-dog beat the head and bleeding to expose his whereabouts, there was nothing to gain.
After continuous setbacks, the nobles finally realized: I'm afraid that this time the matter is not simple, the masters behind Mu Wangfu have great plans, and they won't even count those of us who don't save them when they see death, right? Does the emperor know about this? It can't be that the emperor wants to clean the court, right?
The nobles gave full play to their imagination, and the more they thought about it, the more terrifying they became, and the more they thought about it, the more evil they became, and they were terrified one by one. Everyone's last summary: Don't scare yourself, gather people with a slippery hand, keep an eye on Du Kun and Mu Wangfu, and adapt to the situation!
This is not just a movement at the door of Du Kun's mansion that these people appeared, and Gao Zhan was the person in charge of this surveillance operation.
Just when Gao Zhan was puzzled, the door of Du Mansion opened, and at this moment, everyone held their breath, their eyes widened, and waited for Du Mansion's action:
"All the rat pills are all wrapped up in my Du Mansion! Recently, there are a lot of rats in the house, and this little rat medicine is just enough! With a twitch of cheek, Steward Du said forcefully, while ordering his subordinates to prepare silver tickets to pay the bill.
"There must be a ghost in here!" At this moment, all the onlookers felt a smell of conspiracy, looking at the men who were leaving with heavy silver and silver tickets, most of them were stunned and hurriedly quickened their pace to follow.
Du Fu
"Mu Wangfu is too deceitful! Do you really think that the old man will not dare to deal with them? This time, the old man will let him Mu Wangfu not leave the chicken and dog, and the family will be ruined! Picking up a large vase and slamming it on the ground, Du Kun stared at the rat pills piled up in front of him, and roared:
The rat drugs piled up into a small mountain are all packaged in a unified manner, and there is a line of words on the white paper cover: If you want to know what will happen next, and look at the next decomposition!