Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Poor Monk Drives You to the End of the World

The new lady and the new Wenzhong came out of the Baolin Temple, rode out of the horse and rushed back to their house angrily. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I came to find Yuanjue today, I thought that the facts were there, and I would definitely be able to take Lin Yi back to the mansion and punish this little evil monk severely, and by the way, I could torture the whereabouts of something from his mouth, but I didn't expect this little monk to have a very hard mouth, and under the nonsense, he was robbed by him of three points, which really lost his daughter and lost face, which made people angry.

The new lady had nowhere to vent her anger, so she ordered her maid Huan Qiuyu to call her daughter Xinyuelan and scolded her with a cold face. Xinyuelan has been pampered since she was a child, how could she have been so angry, she hid her face and cried back to the boudoir at the moment, and the personal maids Chunyu and Xia Yu persuaded her for a long time to make her feel better.

Xinyue Lan suffered this anger in vain, and lay on the boudoir bed for a while, never thinking that the things made in the kitchen today were not clean, and she was a little angry in her heart, and she felt nauseous and uncomfortable in her stomach, and vomited out all the things she ate in the morning.

Xinyuelan frowned and said, "Chunyu, why did I vomit so well today?" Didn't you eat something bad? ”

Chunyu tilted his head sideways and thought about it, and suddenly said with a panicked face: "Miss, it's not good!" You vomit today, it must be ...... Must it be ......? "Speaking of which, I don't dare to go on.

Xinyuelan frowned slightly, and asked in a deep voice, "What is it?" ”

Chunyu said with an earthy face: "Miss, you must be pregnant!" That's why you're vomiting? ”

In fact, in the Great Zhou Dynasty, people never carried out physiological knowledge education, Xinyuelan did not know how people got pregnant, how to give birth to children, and thought that men and women could have children by touching each other? Hearing Chunyu say this, he immediately remembered that day by the river, which little evil monk kissed his mouth with his mouth, and touched his chest with his hand, and suddenly his face turned pale with fright, and his voice trembled and said: "Chunyu...... This...... It can't be, right? How could it be so coincidental? ”

Xia Yu also said in a panic: "Miss, since you were given that by him that day, it has been a month, and after all, it is time for a woman to react, I see that your pregnancy is nine times out of ten......" Xia Yu said this, but he didn't dare to say any more, but anyone knew what she meant by the second half of the sentence.

Oh, my God! What little evil monk's child I was pregnant? Xinyuelan was suddenly dizzy, collapsed in the chair, and couldn't speak for a long time! After a while, Xin Yuelan suddenly jumped up from her chair and cried, "I killed that little evil monk? With that, he rushed straight out of the door, rode a fast horse, and went in the direction of Baoling Temple. Chunyu and Xia Yu were afraid that their young lady would make a mistake, so they hurriedly chased after them.

Xinyuelan rode a horse and rushed into the Baoling Temple in one breath, and pointed at a monk of the Baoling Temple viciously with a whip on the horse: "Calm down, where is the little bald donkey, say it quickly!" Otherwise, don't I blame this girl for killing people? A pair of eyes were red, wide open, obviously really anxious, the Baolin Temple monk didn't feel a little scared in his heart, it happened that Lin Yi had finished his homework from the edge of the road, passed by the front, and then pointed to Lin Yi with his hand, and said, "Which is not?" ”

Xinyuelan then left the monk behind, rushed to Lin Yi's side, jumped off the horse, and rested on his neck with a sword.

Lin Yi was stunned and stammered, "Little ...... Sister, calm down...... Calm down...... have something to say! ”

Xinyuelan saw that there was a meditation room next to her, so she ordered Lin Yi to walk in, drove out the two Baolin Temple monks inside, and ordered Chunyu and Xia Yu to guard outside the door. The monks of the temple were caught off guard and gave her a hand, and they all reacted at this time, and a group of people surrounded the meditation room, and hurriedly ordered people to send letters to Yuanjue and Daoyuan and other senior monks, but they didn't dare to come forward because they were worried about Lin Yi's life.

Inside the house, Xinyue Lan's eyes spewed angry flames, staring at Lin Yi viciously, gritting her teeth and saying, "You little evil monk, defile my innocent body, I ...... I...... This girl will kill you today? ”

Lin Yi was frightened by the cold sword on his neck, and hurriedly said in a trembling voice: "Miss spare your life, Miss spare your life!" Little monk I...... Don't dare anymore! I was really forced to save your life that day! ”

Xinyuelan snorted coldly in her nose, with tears in her eyes, and said, "You little evil monk, when will you pollute my innocent body and make me pregnant, I ...... How else am I going to get married? I'm going to kill you today, and then I'm going to kill myself!" In my name! With that, he handed the sword forward and put it next to Lin Yi's skin, and immediately Lin Yi had a cool feeling on his neck, and the cold sweat on his whole body brushed down! Lin Yi craned his neck and stammered, "Miss, don't get excited...... Don't get excited...... we have something to discuss? Which of you said you were pregnant? How can you be sure which child is mine? ”

Xinyuelan said angrily: "You little evil monk still dare to deny it? I've grown so big, and I've been tarnished by the river one day, who else can it be if it's not yours? None of you men are good? This girl doesn't want to live anymore, kill you first, and then I kill myself? ”

Depend on! It's really unlucky, to do artificial breathing, and to cause this? Maybe you happened to vomit today, and you suspected that you were pregnant with a child, and you asked me to blame, if you were killed in a daze, wouldn't it be too wrong? Are we still virgins, and we haven't tasted women yet? Lin Yi's eyes rolled a few times, he had a plan in his heart, and said with a smile: "Miss, don't panic, in fact, I, a little monk, have a trick to make the child in your belly disappear?" ”

Xinyuelan groaned, "Do you really have a way? ”

Lin Yi smiled: "Of course there is a way, since I can revive you, I can help you remove the child in your belly, and promise not to take medicine, not to hit your little belly, and easily help you solve this big problem!" ”

Seeing that he was so confident, Xin Yuelan believed a little in her heart, her face eased, and the sword around Lin Yi's neck loosened a little, but it still rested on his shoulder, her eyes stared at Lin Yi, and she said vigilantly: "Then you say, what good way do you have?" ”

Lin Yi stood up straight, stretched out a finger, pulled out the sword resting on his neck, a smile appeared on his face, and said calmly: "New Miss, in fact, this problem is easy to solve, the little monk gives you three strategies to choose from, and you can solve this trouble in front of you immediately." ”

Xinyuelan made a pretty face and said coldly: "Say it quickly!" ”

Lin Yi said with a smile: "This first plan is to return the poor monk to the vulgar and marry you, so that you won't worry about getting pregnant before marriage!" ”

Xinyuelan snorted coldly and said, "This girl hates you when she sees you, and she will never marry you little bald donkey!" Don't you think about this? ”

Lin Yi coughed lightly and said, "Actually, the little monk, I am handsome and chic, have a good character, and have a motivated heart, which is very suitable for being your husband, do you think about it carefully?" ”

Xinyuelan's cheeks flushed with shame, and she put the sword on Lin Yi's shoulder again, and said coldly: "Dream!" This girl will never marry a monk, and she is also an evil monk who has molested my cousin! You say the second one! ”

Lin Yi shook his head and sighed: "The little monk has never seen your cousin's face, let alone molested her, you listen to your cousin's words, and when you meet, you beat the little monk and cause an incident, and say that it is the little monk, isn't it?" Ay! Are you all unreasonable as young ladies? ”

Xinyuelan was stunned for a moment, leaned her sword on Lin Yi's neck again, gritted her teeth and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and say the second one!" ”

Lin Yi said with a smile: "This second article is that you play missing, find a place where no one is there to give birth to the child, and give the child to someone for adoption, do you think this is good?" ”

Xinyuelan said hatefully: "Not good! If you don't have a good way, this girl will kill you with a sword? ”

Lin Yi sighed and said: "It seems that the little monk has no choice but to resort to the last trick, this is the method, take out the child in your belly, of course, you can rest assured, you will never let you take medicine, or take drastic measures to beat your little belly!" ”

Xinyuelan tilted her head, thought for a while, and said, "This one is okay, how can you take out the child in my belly?" ”

Ha ha! Chick Fooled! Lin Yi couldn't hold back a smile in his stomach and said: "Actually, it's very simple, the reason why a woman is pregnant is because she has pregnancy in her belly, as long as you suck out the pregnancy in your stomach from mouth to mouth by the little monk like that day, you can be safe?" No more worries about pregnancy! ”

Xinyuelan's face was flushed, she was speechless for a long time, her eyes were changing with complicated brilliance, and she finally gritted her teeth and said fiercely: "Okay! Do what you want! If you can't succeed, this girl will definitely kill you to vent her anger! ”

Lin Yi smiled: "Don't worry, rest assured, my method is the best, you can completely solve this problem!" Which one...... Which ......, you quickly close your eyes! Save yourself from embarrassment! ”

Xinyuelan slowly closed her eyes, and the sword in her hand also hung down, Lin Yi saw that the time had come, stepped forward, hugged her by the waist fiercely, and imprinted one of his mouths on Xinyuelan's sexy red lips, and after kissing it, he never parted again.

Gee! This chick's mouth is so delicate! The body is so soft! We're going to enjoy a great deal of happiness today! Lin Yi secretly cheered in his heart, and vented all his anger in the past at this moment, kissing and kissing, hugging and hugging, rubbing and rubbing!

Xinyuelan grew so big, how could she have asked a young man to hug her, she didn't feel that her arms were weak and numb, her mind was confused, and the sword in her hand fell on the floor tiles in the house, and her small mouth was pressed by Lin Yi, and she let out a few soft snorts! Chunyu and Xia Yu heard the movement in the house, and they were surprised, and when they walked in to see, they were immediately stunned, as if they had seen the strangest thing in the world, and walked out hurriedly and embarrassedly, but their faces were red.

After a long while, Xin Yuelan broke away from Lin Yi's embrace, her eyes flashed with panic, and she said with half anger and half annoyance on her face: "You ...... Are you enough? ”

Lin Yi hugged her in his arms again, put his mouth to Xinyuelan's ear and whispered, "Not enough!" I just want to hold you and kiss you like this for the rest of my life! Remember, you are my person, even if the emperor Lao Tzu comes, you have to stand aside! As he spoke, he put his mouth up again.

Xinyuelan struggled hard, but her body was sore and weak, and she couldn't break out of his arms. Lin Yi smiled again: "Let me tell you a secret again, you are not pregnant at all, a man and a woman have a child, but you have to take off your clothes and burrow into the bed?" Your body has always been very innocent, and you won't give birth to children, if you don't believe it, you can go back and ask your mother? ”

Xin Yuelan was ashamed and annoyed, she broke away from Lin Yi's arms with all her might, and she didn't care about picking up the sword on the ground, so she rushed out of the door, calling Chunyu and Xia Yu to rush outside the temple. Lin Yi rushed out of the door, and the monks of Baolin Temple saw that he was fine, so they let go of a way and let their master and servant leave.

Lin Yi shouted loudly: "Sister Lan, remember what I said today, let you go to the sky and take the ground, and the little monk will drive you to the end of the world!" ”

Xinyuelan had grabbed the horse, and was about to step on the stirrup with one foot, climb the saddle and get on the horse, when she heard the words, she panicked inexplicably, stepped on the air, almost flashed, gritted her teeth, rode on the horse, added two whips fiercely, and went all the way!