Chapter 3: The Domineering Woman
After the girl approached, Lin Fei noticed that this girl was tall, with sword eyebrows, and although her skin was slightly dark, she looked athletic and seemed to be a person who practiced martial arts. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Lin Fei arched his hand and said: "Whether you are an idler or not, and you don't need a girl to raise it, besides, this Baiyan Peak is naturally cast by heaven and earth, whether you can raise an idler or not, it seems that what the girl said doesn't count." ”
The woman glanced at Lin Fei, looked him up and down, and said, "You are so bold, do you know who I am, dare to talk to me like this, I will let you see it today, does what I said on this Baiyan Peak count." ”
Without waiting for Lin Fei to react, the girl kicked over the bucket that Lin Fei had put on the ground, and there was only half a bucket of mountain spring water left, and it flowed to the ground in an instant.
"You...... It's really hard to raise only women and villains! ”
This is the most useless sentence that Lin Fei thinks Master Kong has ever said, but sometimes it seems that there is no language that can express a man's helplessness towards a woman more than this sentence.
"Who do you say is the villain? This girl has always acted uprightly, but today you want to make it clear to me, how do I pull the villain? ”
What is this called, Lin Fei suddenly felt miserable in his heart, and helplessly defended: "Girl, I didn't take the initiative to provoke you, I'm just tired, rest, what do you have to do with the girl?" ”
"I ...... Can't I look good? You are a dignified man, you can't even pick up a bucket of water, you are simply not worthy of being a man, let alone a man on Baiyan Peak. ”
A few words were inexplicable, and even Lin Fei wondered if this girl had a problem with her mental state, and it was pointless to argue with her again. Lin Fei thought he was unlucky, so he poured the other half of the bucket of water and walked back with the empty bucket.
"You stop, whoever told you to go, you stop for me!"
"Girl, what do you want? If it's because you're offended a lot before you go down, then please forgive me for your insulting remarks. I'm really in trouble right now, please get out of the way. ”
The mountain road is narrow, and Lin Fei, who is blocked from going to the road, can only admit it helplessly.
"It's very simple, read me the poem you just read again!"
What the girl said was reasonable, but Lin Fei's jaw almost fell when she heard it, and her feelings were messed up for a long time, and the problem was in the poem. But if you think about it, isn't it just a poem, what does this girl want to do?
"Girl, what do you mean by that? I just feel a poem and chant a poem, why do you not tolerate it so much? Lin Fei really felt aggrieved, and said helplessly: "Please let the girl get out of the way!" ”
"Let you read the poem you just now again, and I'll let you finish reading."
Lin Fei thought back to the whole process of reciting poetry and carrying water up the mountain just now, but he didn't think about what he did wrong, and came to only one conclusion, this girl was completely teasing him.
"Girl, please get out of the way, if you want to read the poems, go find 300 Tang poems by yourself, there is really something to do, please get out of the way." Lin Fei is also a person who admits death, especially when he believes that the other party is playing tricks on him.
The two sides were at such a stalemate, Lin Fei thought that this was the first day that the master had ordered him to work, and it would not be good if he left him with the impression of being cheating and cheating. Although the purpose of his coming here was not to study medicine, but now that Chang Baicao is his backer in this Baiyan Peak, it is quite necessary to leave a good impression on him.
"If you don't read it, you won't let it!"
Lin Fei had no choice but to turn his heart sideways, and stepped out to squeeze the girl aside. When Lin Fei made this action, he had the thinking of his previous life in his mind, and he didn't think of the question of whether men and women would kiss or not, and even in his previous life, his action was suspicious of oil.
The girl obviously didn't expect Lin Fei to make such a move, the whole person didn't react at once, and when she wanted to take a step back and avoid it, Lin Fei had already bullied her.
Lin Fei bumped the girl's shoulder with his shoulder, her body was slightly on one side, and her chest inevitably touched her back. For Lin Fei, who has long been psychologically experienced, he doesn't even feel much when he touches it a little. But what he didn't expect was that at this time, the girl behind him felt like a frightened deer, and the whole person couldn't help but take a step back.
Lin Fei, who passed through safely with the wooden barrel, did not look at the expression of the girl behind him, the most important thing for him now was to carry the water back as soon as possible. After a short attempt just now, he has probably found some ways to save effort and take tricks, and I believe that this time he will not take a few more steps to rest.
The water of the mountain spring is still clear, and the sound of the waterfall is deafening, but in such a loud sound, people feel quiet.
Lin Fei bent down to pick up the flowing spring water, filled one bucket, and then went to pick up another bucket. After the bucket was filled, Lin Fei was about to stand up, when suddenly there was a force on his buttocks, and the center of the whole body instantly fell forward, and he fell into the pool with a "poof".
"Poof~~!"
Lin Fei, who poked his head out of the water violently, spit out the spring water poured into his mouth, and the wooden barrel in his hand just now also faded away with the water flow at this time. Looking at the speed of its flow, it is impossible to chase it.
"It's just a lesson for you, what if...... If you dare to be so frivolous next time, I'll cut off your hand. The girl standing on the shore raised her eyebrows, glared at Lin Fei with a flushed face, and then turned around and left.
Lin Fei, who didn't figure out what the situation was at all, opened his mouth, but he still couldn't scold, so he could only think that he was unlucky and got up from the pool.
Now there is only one bucket left, and there is no need to carry water, just go back and wait to be scolded.
Walking from the pond to the case, he was already soaked, and the pants at this time had no underwear at all, and there was just a crotch cloth worn by Japanese sumo wrestlers, which Lin Fei would not wear anyway. So at this time, he was wet and close-fitting, and the remaining little brother was looming, looking at the scale was acceptable.
Fortunately, the girl had already left by this time, and the mountain wind was blowing, the sun was shining, and the clothes were drying quickly. Bian Dan carried the only wooden barrel left, and the figure of the girl always came to mind, not that he had other ideas, but he was very puzzled by the fact that this girl kept asking him to chant Li Bai's "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" again.
Lin Fei silently recited this poem in his heart several times, but did not find that he had read the poem wrong, even if he read it wrong? After thinking about it, there is only one possibility left in the end, this girl really doesn't know her brain!
After walking forward for a while, under the shade of the tree in front of him, Du Fatzi was already sitting down and began to doze off. Lin Fei couldn't help but curse in his heart: "No wonder you are so fat, you can sleep anywhere, you are not fat." ”
"Senior brother, senior brother......"
Du Fatzi opened his eyes in a daze, subconsciously stretched out his palm and wiped the saliva flowing from the corner of his mouth, probably dreaming of something delicious.
"Why did you come this time, I've been waiting for you for a long time." Du Fatzi stood up while complaining, and said, "Later, if the master asks why he is so slow today, you can explain to the master yourself." ”
"Hey, where's your barrel?"
Regarding the question asked by Du Fatzi, Lin Fei still thought of it when he came, and he had already thought of a way to deal with it in his heart. Anyway, he wouldn't admit that he was bullied by a woman and kicked into the water.
"Senior brother, it's okay if you don't mention this matter, when you mention it, my brother still has lingering palpitations now!" Lin Fei, who has watched various Oscar classic films, has acting skills, which is definitely leveraged.
The story goes like this, the senior brother rushed forward with a bucket of water, and after a while, the figure was out of sight. Because the junior brother used to do such work, his leg strength was naturally slow, and he was naturally left behind. Even if you don't step on the bucket and fall to the ground, the water in the bucket will naturally be spilled all over the ground. So the junior brother could only go back to fill the water alone, and at this moment, a gust of wind suddenly blew in the woods, and before the junior brother could react, a white-fronted tiger with hanging eyes came out of the woods.
Faced with such a scene, the junior brother instantly panicked, and the whole person stood completely on the spot, and the wooden barrel in his hand had not only drifted into the distance along the flowing pool water.
"Why are you still standing stupidly at this time, it's the most important thing to run for your life quickly." Du Fatzi said anxiously.
"Who said it wasn't, just my slightly stunned kung fu, the white-fronted tiger with hanging eyes, rushed over with vigorous limbs. At such times, going ashore is a dead end, and I don't think about it, so I plunged into the pond. The water in the pool was panting, and my body was not controlled at all, so in a hurry, I grabbed it casually, and really let me catch a vine, so that it was not washed away by the current. ”
Lin Fei finished speaking in one breath, and his expression controlled my emotions, and I thought that I was quite in place. Du Fatzi was fascinated by what he heard, and he was pitiful when he thought about it, it is estimated that no one has ever told him a story, such a story that is not too exciting, this kid can be so into the play.
"And what about later? Is the tiger gone? ”
Lin Fei pursed his lips: "The river is so fast, the tiger didn't dare to go into the water at all, looked at it for a while, and left." No, I'm going to get back with another bucket that didn't float away. ”
Du Fatzi stood up abruptly, picked up the bucket on the ground and stood up and left, turning his head and shouting at Lin Fei behind him as he walked: "What are you still stunned about, if the tiger comes again in a while, neither of us will have enough for him to pad his stomach." ”
When I returned to the thatched hut where I lived, it was already hour, and the sun was blazing brightly. Old man Chang was drying herbs in the yard alone, and when he saw that Du Fat Man was just carrying water back, he frowned and just wanted to speak, Du Fat Man rushed into the courtyard first, and shouted loudly: "It's amazing, master, it's amazing, there are tigers on our Baiyan Peak." ”