Chapter 1476: Self-defeat

Although Luo Er's wife is still deeply favored by His Majesty Li Er, and although Zhang Liang, a deflated calf, is still eyeing him from the side, Guo Ye's mood has been really good recently!

The reason for his good mood was that the plan he used to deal with Luo Ersa Po only went smoothly and brought him a surprise.

This unexpected joy was the appearance of the storyteller.

As a result of his unintentional insertion, a new industry was created and the course of history was changed. This sense of accomplishment is not under the promotion of officials and wealth, marrying a coquettish wife and concubine, and even exceeding it!

Men, you have to pursue a little. Guo Ye now has to ride a horse as a high-ranking official, and he has received a lot of beauty, and his pursuit has slowly begun to change.

Guo Ye often thinks that for some unknown reason, he has allowed himself to travel from modern society to Datang.

Could it be that the ultimate goal of the great power who let himself pass through is only to make himself comfortable and enjoy his life? This doesn't reflect the value of crossing at all! If that's the case, just let yourself win a few more lottery tickets in modern society, why bother so much?

No, you have to have a higher pursuit!

Now the appearance of the storyteller makes Guo Ye's eyes shine, this is it!

With your own strength, change the society of Datang! People live for a lifetime, and they have to leave something behind, so that they can come to Datang in vain.

But what exactly? Making glass? Great steelmaking? As a liberal arts student, I'm not good at it at all! Advancing a constitutional monarchy? In the face of His Majesty Li Er, the eternal monarch, is it a bit of a death to do this?

While he was meditating, the great monk Xuanzang came to visit!

Xuanzang didn't hide it, so he told His Majesty Li Er about his recruitment, and finally said: "Brother Guo, I'm really out of trouble now, no matter what, you must help me this time!" ”

Guo Ye smiled slightly and said, "Great monk, this is a good thing!" How can Luo Er Suo get His Majesty's favor? Isn't it that he used immortality as bait to fool His Majesty? What a good opportunity to ask you to talk about the method of immortality this time, as long as you can convince Your Majesty this time, then the Central Plains Buddhism will respect you! As for Luo Ersuopo, where did you come from and where did you go back, we Central Plains Buddhism, I don't recognize this person! ”

Xuanzang smiled bitterly and said: "You are not clear about the poor monk's little catty, let me talk about the Xuan Sutra, then I will not be left behind." But when it comes to immortality, I really don't know anything! I'm afraid that after I go, it is not the poor monk who gave Luo Ersa what to do, but the poor monk who was speechless by Luo Ersa Po. ”

Seeing that Guo Ye was smiling and not in a hurry, he paused and continued: "The defeat of the poor monk is small, but I am afraid that it will affect your plan to deal with Luo Ersuo. This sin is something that a poor monk cannot afford! ”

"So what do you mean...... Are you on me? ”

"This matter is mutually beneficial, we are grasshoppers on a rope, we can't jump on you, and we can't run away from me!"

Guo Ye nodded and said, "Since that's the case, I'll accompany you on a trip!" ”

The place where His Majesty Li Er summoned the great monk Xuanzang this time was not Wangbei Pavilion, Wangbei Pavilion was a place to deal with national affairs. Talking about ghosts and gods here? His Majesty Li Er is not so mediocre.

The two followed the little eunuch into the palace, and came to a large hall before, this hall Guo Ye really hadn't been here before, only to see a few big characters written on the plaque of the main hall - Hall of Eternal Life!

When I came to the Hall of Eternal Life, I saw His Majesty Li Er sitting in the middle, and there were two great monks sitting next to him. The great monk on the left is the monk Luo Ersuopo, and the great monk on the right is also Guo Ye's old acquaintance - Gao Jianwu, the king of Rongliu.

Behind His Majesty Li Er is a screen, and a pipa sound came from behind the screen, Guo Ye, a person who has no musical cells, sounded crisp and pleasant, and he forgot to hear it! It is very likely that behind the screen is the legendary Pipa Girl.

The two of them and His Majesty Li Er have finished their ceremony.

His Majesty Li Er coughed and said, "Guo Aiqing, it was Master Xuanzang who was recruited by my edict, why did you come with him?" Why did Master Xuanzang's three senior disciples disappear! "It seems that His Majesty Li Er has also listened to the text of "Journey to the West", and knows that the most powerful person is not the great monk Xuanzang, but his three apprentices!

Regarding His Majesty Li Er's question, Guo Ye had already planned and said: "Your Majesty, Weichen listened to what Master Xuanzang said, and His Majesty is quite interested in Changsheng. Weichen is not talented, he has studied this slightly, he does not dare to hide his secrets, and he is willing to dedicate himself to His Majesty! ”

This answer greatly surprised His Majesty Li Er, and he asked in surprise: "Guo Ai, you also know the art of immortality?" ”

Gao Jianwu couldn't bear the loneliness and said, "Your Majesty doesn't know anything. The power of the Duke of Qin is profound, and he is already a household name in my Goguryeo, and everyone knows it. It is said that he can also refine an elixir, called the Ninety-Nine Immortal Pill, and if he takes it for ninety-nine eighty-one days, he can make people become immortals! ”

Guo Ye frowned when he heard this, he didn't expect Gao Jianwu to appear here before, and he had prepared some words to fool His Majesty Li Er, but he was all mixed up by this kid! What can I do?

His Majesty Li Er was overjoyed when he heard it, this Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill sounded much more reliable than the Immortal Pill, ninety-nine eighty-one days, there were zero and whole, it sounded like it was true. He asked, "Is that true?" ”

It's a difficult question to answer, and it's not okay to say it's fake, at least not yet. It's true, what if His Majesty Li Er lets himself offer Dan?

His mind raced, he sighed and said, "Your Majesty, this is true!" ”

"Then I wonder if you can bring your ninety-nine ascending immortal pill and show it to me?"

Guo Ye said: "Your Majesty, although the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill is true. However, if you want to become an immortal, you can't rely on taking the Nine Nine Liters Immortal Pill! The reason is very simple, if the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill is really that effective, why doesn't Wei Chen eat it? ”

"This ...... Reasonable! His Majesty Li Er nodded and said, "I don't know what is in the way of your Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill?" ”

Guo Ye said: "If you want to eat the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill, you must first practice the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Gong. The Ninety-Nine Ascension Immortal Gong is the supreme exercise of the Daomen, and ordinary people can't practice it! ”

"Then you think I might practice?"

Guo Ye smiled slightly and said, "Your Majesty is a true dragon, so you can naturally cultivate the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Gong." But...... This Ninety-Nine Ascension Immortal Skill is not so easy to practice, and it is required to ban women, I don't know if Your Majesty may do it? ”

"It's not going to be a lifelong abstinence, is it?"

"That's not going to happen, as long as you ban women for three years!"

His Majesty Li Er gritted his teeth and said, "Three years is three years!" I wonder what else there is? ”

"Your Majesty has abstained from female sex for three years, and you can naturally cultivate the Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Gong. However, there is still a small problem, that is, the Ninety-Nine Ascension Immortal Gong is my Dao Gate Exercise...... If Buddhism and Taoism cannot coexist, Your Majesty is no longer suitable for chanting sutras and chanting Buddha! ”

"Your Majesty, no!" Luo Ersao Po and Xuanzang said in unison!

Hearing their words to stop him, Guo Ye breathed a sigh of relief, His Majesty Li Er is not so easy to fool. Don't say that you can't fool him, but you can fool him for the time being, how will it end in the future?

Guo Ye is not a monk Luo Ersa Po, a single person, the whole family is not hungry when he is full of food, he still has a family. When the time comes, His Majesty Li Er will not be able to become an immortal, and he will not be able to do anything, how can he explain to His Majesty Li Er? His Majesty Li Er asked him for a crime of bullying the king, and that was really not wronged him!

Therefore, to make His Majesty Li Er take his attention away from his Ninety-Nine Ascending Immortal Pill, Guo Ye couldn't ask for it!

Luo Er said: "Your Majesty, the Daomen seeks immortality, and I haven't seen any emperor they help with immortality for so many years, Your Majesty can't be credulous!" ”

His Majesty Li Er said: "But I haven't seen any emperor of your Buddhism Gang immortal?" ”

Luo Yusuo's face turned solemn, and she said, "Your Majesty, the Emperor of the Buddha Gate Gang is immortal, starting from you!" ”

"Oh? You've been refining that elixir for almost a year, I don't know when it will get better? ”

"In three months!"

Guo Ye was stunned when he heard this, and said that Nima is not in accordance with the rules! How can a liar say that he is dead and does not leave a way out for himself? Within three months, what if you can't hand over the elixir of immortality, won't it be all exposed?

Or is the old monk sure that His Majesty Li Er will not be able to pursue it at that time?

It's scary to think about!