Chapter 11: Being a Man Again
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Yu Xin didn't expect Elder Xu to be so bold all of a sudden, so he immediately coaxed, shrunk his neck, and laughed dryly a few times, expressing his admission of defeat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Elder Xu glanced at Yu Xin charmingly, and turned his head to the crowd in the audience: "Everyone has fled from all directions, and someone must have heard that further north of the Hengduan Mountains north of the hundred cities of the three kingdoms of Qin, Yan, and Zhao, there is a human race called Father living outside the three kingdoms of Hu, Lin, and Rong. ”
It is rumored that they also lived in the Central Plains a hundred years ago, but because of their ugly nature, they did all kinds of evil, and they did not like to work, and they especially liked to bully and plunder other people. Therefore, in order to distinguish the father, we have an additional title for the mother. And in order to completely eliminate this group of fathers, our seven countries united with the Hu people, Yi people and all other mother countries to form a coalition army, swept around the Central Plains, wiped out all the countries established by the fathers, and drove them to the north of the Hengduan Mountains, a place of extreme bitterness and cold. ”
"Although after this, the Central Plains found remnants of my father from time to time, but they were also cut off by our mother's hands and feet, and then dragged to parade around the streets, and finally burned to death at the stake. Up to now, the father can no longer be seen on the land of the Central Plains. Elder Xu said as he looked at Yu Xin thoughtfully.
"Hehe, Elder Xu isn't talking about me." Yu Xin swallowed and spit, laughed awkwardly a few times, and cold sweat trickled down. Daddy, didn't the ancient master say that there was a surprise? The labor and management who are harmful still think that the world is full of beautiful and cute girls. This Nima, listening to Elder Xu, it turns out that people like him are all bad guys. This Elder Xu isn't talking about me, is he? I'm so handsome, how can I be a father.
What kind of world is this, I won't really be a father, they won't burn me.
Yu Xin turned his head to look at the villagers around him, and found that everyone was looking at him with a vigilant gaze, and his legs and stomach couldn't help but tremble.
"Well, it's been a long time since we've seen a father here, and I haven't seen what a father looks like, but I do remember that both fathers have a pair of canine teeth."
When everyone heard this, they all stared at Yu Xin's mouth.
"You see, I have no canines, I am not a father. Actually, I'm really a beast. Yu Xin hurriedly opened his mouth wide, pursed his lips, pointed to his teeth, and said vaguely. I'm afraid that someone won't see it clearly, and they won't even dare to close their mouths when they speak.
"Well, not really." Elder Xu stepped forward and looked at it seriously, "However, I heard that after my father learned about this identification method later, he learned to be smart and smoothed out his pair of canine teeth. ”
"Elder Xu, I don't have grinding my teeth. If you don't believe me, take a closer look. Yu Xin said with a sad face.
"It doesn't matter if you can't see this, there is a way to identify it. It is mentioned in the book that both feet of my father were six-toed. ”
Everyone's eyes suddenly stared at Yu Xin's feet, and as soon as Yu Xin exposed his twelve toes, he cut off his hands and feet, and then burned him to death.
Yu Xin dared to have the slightest delay, and hurriedly took off the shoes and socks that didn't fit well, revealing ten "fragrant" toes.
"You see, I didn't cut off two of my toes beforehand."
Everyone was taken aback, and their hearts, which had been put down a lot, were hung up again, staring at Yu Xin with a suspicious face.
Seeing this, Yu Xin couldn't wait to shake his two big mouths, what more mouths at this time.
"Hurry up and put on your shoes first, you know whether you have cut off your toes or not." Elder Xu pinched his nose and said. This guy's feet don't stink, but he can't lift his feet under people's noses.
"Elder Xu, Sister Xu, Grandma Xu! I'm really not a father. ”
"Don't talk nonsense with me, I still have one last way to judge it, and it is absolutely impossible for my father to fake!"
Yu Xin's heart tightened, and the whole person had to sit on the ground. If this Nima is really a father, with his "weak" little body, how can he stand out from the encirclement of this group of "men". Yu Xin hated herself in her heart, why didn't she sneak away when she was catching birds, with Yanyan's little girl's IQ, she couldn't beat her, but it wasn't a matter of tricking her?
"It's simple, but it works! The father just wanted to hide this characteristic, but there was no way to do it. Elder Xu paused, deliberately hanging someone.
Yu Xin's ears immediately straightened, clutching a heart tightly, waiting for Elder Xu's final judgment method.
"Here's how to do it, take off your pants!"
"Take off your pants?" Yu Xin reacted, stopped his hands that were worthy of his belt, and confirmed to Elder Xu.
Elder Xu closed his eyes and nodded slowly.
"Can't you take it off?" Take off your pants in front of so many people, do you want to see people?
"The biggest feature of the father is that at the end of the spine, there is a small tail, even if it is cut off, it will grow back, which is a characteristic that the father cannot hide. But it's embarrassing to take off your pants, and since you don't want to take them off, forget it. ”
Yu Xin breathed a sigh of relief, it was best not to take it off, and there was no need to be ashamed.
"But I'd rather kill the wrong than let it go." Elder Xu had an expression on his face that you understand, and he dragged out his voice.
"I'll take it off, I'll take it off." Yu Xin was startled when he heard this, and felt the eyes around him with murderous intent, where did he dare to bargain. I hurriedly took off my pants.
Yu Xin was hurriedly untying his trouser belt, but the more critical the moment, the more his hand did not obey the call, and he actually untied a slipknot into a dead knot. Now it will take more time to figure it out. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of everyone's increasingly vigilant looks, and Yu Xin's clothes were soaked with sweat.
Before everyone could do anything, Yu Xin finally untied his belt. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he could hear bursts of suppressed laughter from Elder Xu beside him.
Yu Xin immediately reacted. The soul is faint, and I was deceived. How could it be a canine tooth and six toes, and a small tail. And when he returned to the village, he drilled around the crowd with his bare buttocks, and whether he had a tail or not had already been seen through by everyone, how could he say it at this time.
As soon as I figured it out, I suddenly wanted to die. He didn't bother to re-fasten his belt, held his pants in both hands, and ran towards the thatched house where everyone lived. was played like a monkey, and he almost took off his pants in front of a group of women, which was embarrassing and embarrassing.
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