Sun Ce never dreamed that one day he would struggle naked in the dung pit. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Now, Yuan Jiang has helped him surpass his dreams.

In the thatched house, in the dung pit, the naked Sun Ce struggled with difficulty, trying to stand up, but unfortunately he stumbled under his feet, and suddenly fell to the ground again, and immediately had an intimate contact with the delicacy in the dung pit.

This scene amused everyone. Especially the fans in the live broadcast room, they continued to applaud and reward.

"Anchor 666, the famous Sun Bofu actually swam in the dung pit, it's very amazing--Publisher: It's my sadness to miss you."

"Haha, it's very interesting, the anchor really knows how to play,, this fall is not the legendary dog eating--Published by: The father of the woman."

"I feel sorry for Sun Bofu for three seconds, a generation of heroes, and he was scolded like this by Brother Jiang, it's really pitiful--Publisher: Girl, laugh one."

"Ding, the helpless instant noodle reward anchor ten excavators, congratulations!"

"Ding, Crazy Fat Elephant rewarded the anchor with ten excavators, congratulations!"

"Ding, let's open a cool dog together to reward the anchor with eleven blood bottles, congratulations!"

"Ding, I don't know how to be black during the day, and I rewarded the anchor with twenty-one rockets, congratulations!"

Thanking the fans who rewarded him with satisfaction, Yuan Jiang continued to spoof Sun Ce.

He asked Chen Zhi to find a very long horse whip and hold it in his hand, as long as Sun Ce fell into the dung pit, he would unceremoniously whip it, and the whip sound of "pop pop" was endless, and Sun Ce's screams were even more resounding.

Not long after, Yuan Jiang got tired, so he replaced him with Liunian.

"Haha, little Wangba, you also have today."

Lu Nian proudly whipped Sun Ce's body a few times, and then took out the only item he carried when he crossed - a mobile phone from his arms, and gave Sun Ce five or six close-ups in a row.

It's a pity that the mobile phone signal is not good, and there is no network, otherwise Lu Nian would definitely have to forward these exciting pictures to the circle of friends.

"Haha, if I go back in time, I will definitely become popular if I post these pictures on the Internet, no one would have expected that Xiao Wang Ba would be so miserable by Brother Jiang."

Lu Nian laughed heartily, and whipped Sun Ce on the back a few times before Yuan Jiang stopped him.

Lu Nian, who was still unsatisfied, asked puzzledly: "Brother Jiang, I haven't played enough, why did you stop?" ”

Looking at Sun Ce, who was lying in the dung pit regardless of his image, panting heavily, Yuan Jiang smiled playfully: "What's the point of just letting Xiao Wang Ba perform swimming in the dung pit, brother has more powerful tricks, I didn't use it, I will make you satisfied later." ”

Lu Nian asked expectantly: "Brother Jiang, let me reveal, how are you going to rectify Xiao Wang Ba later, are you going to let him slap the dog, or wear a maid costume?" ”

A mysterious smile appeared on Yuan Jiang's lips, "Hehe, the secret of heaven must not be revealed." ”

Lu Nian pursed his lips, and gave Yuan Jiang a little thumbs up by the way, "Cut, stingy." ”

Yuan Jiang said: "It's not a matter of being stingy, it's just boring to say it, wait for you to enjoy it yourself." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Yuan Jiang ordered his men to fish out Sun Ce from the dung pit, rinse it briefly with cold water by the well, and then put it into a sack that had not been pierced.

After his subordinates had done all this, Yuan Jiang turned around and asked Yang Yuji, "Zhou Yu hasn't left here yet, has he?" ”

As early as when Yuan Jiang entered the Peach Blossom Pavilion, Yang Youji was ordered to find Zhou Yu's whereabouts in advance, and he also came to the backyard after being summoned by Yuan Jiang.

At this time, listening to Yuan Jiang's questioning, he replied truthfully: "Childe, please rest assured, Zhou Yu is still drinking with Peach Girl in the Yinghong Hall, and it is estimated that he will not be able to leave for a while." ”

"Tsk, I really envy Zhou Gongjin, even the peach girl is so stunning, alas, this son is not so lucky, Ciao, Liu Tuhao, what are you doing?"

Yuan Jiang felt that when he was envious of Zhou Yu's affair, he suddenly found that Lu Nian was holding his mobile phone and kept shaking around him, and suddenly the tiger's body shook and the chrysanthemum tightened.

Lu Nian raised his mobile phone with a smile and said, "I have recorded all the words you just said, and when I go back, I will show them to Luo Shen and Xiao Qiao, so that they can know how much silver our Jiang Gongzi has, quack." ”

"Ciao, dare to record me, are you tired of it?"

Yuan Jiang sneered, and stretched out his hand to summon Chen Dao, "Uncle Zhi, give our Liutuhao a lesson, let him know the fate of offending his son." ”

"Whoa!"

Chen Zhi agreed, and walked towards Lu Nian with a cruel smile.

Lu Nian shivered excitedly, only to feel that the chrysanthemum flower was cold.

Immediately afterward, the screams of Lu Nian sounded in the backyard:

", Uncle Chen, you dare to beat me, believe it or not, this son will show you in minutes?"

"Oh, uncle to brother, I was wrong, don't hit someone in the face, oops, still beat."

"Jiang Buju, Lao Tzu is not finished with you, you you, trick me here, I don't have my share in good things, and I can't be beaten anymore."

Chen Zhi beat up Lu Nian Fat and snatched his mobile phone by the way.

Yuan Jiang took the phone, deleted the recording of Lu Nian, turned on the camera by the way, and gave a few sexy photos of Lu Nian with a bruised face.

Walking to Lu Nian's side, Yuan Jiang whispered and threatened: "Haha, Liu Tuhao, I will keep this mobile phone for the time being, and I will return it to you when you go back." If you dare to make trouble for me in the future, hehe, I'll show the photos on my phone to the fans in the live broadcast room. ””

Yuan Jiang is still very moral, when Chen Zhi cleaned up the Lunar New Year, he did not start the live broadcast, and Chen Zhi also got a hint from his eyes, just a little lesson for the Lunar New Year, and the attack was not very heavy.

Lu Nian understood the meaning of Yuan Jiang's words, just pursed his lips and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite benevolent and righteous, and you also knew to turn off the live broadcast." ”

Yuan Jiang rolled his eyes angrily, "Where am I not benevolent, look at my mansion, what is it like to be made by you, since you invented gunpowder, my family members don't dare to sleep, everyone has a bucket of water next to their bed, for fear of a fire in the middle of the night; Since you researched the invincible immortal music of the universe, my family doesn't even dare to raise poultry, for fear that it will become your experiment; Tell me, how am I going to be righteous to you? ”

"Hey, hey!" It was rare for Liu Nian to blush, he smiled dryly and rubbed his hands, but there was no reason to refute Yuan Jiang's words, because what Yuan Jiang said was the truth.

Yuan Jiang sighed: "Hey, Liutuhao, please put away your indulgence and experience life with me, can't you?" ”

Lu Nian nodded, "Yes, but you have to give me an officer seat to sit in, I want to go to the battlefield to fight." ”

Yuan Jiang said: "Well, I can wait for me to solve Sun Ce's matter, and then I will arrange it for you, but I said in advance, the army is very hard, and if you don't get it right, you will lose your life, are you sure you want to go?" ”

Lu Nian said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, it's not that I can't be born after death, you hurry up and arrange it for me, my brother Dadao is already thirsty." ”