Chapter 36, the deceived Yang Guangxiao
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Seeing Yang Guangxiao, who was excited and looked like he was about to become an immortal and become an immortal, left, Meng Qiu pursed his lips.
"Originally, eight plans were prepared, from Megatron, Jiang Zhongzheng, to the childless old mother, the Jade Emperor; From being an emperor to becoming an immortal; From the golden gun not falling, to the longevity of a hundred years. I didn't expect that a childless old mother would solve it, it's boring, this is the White Lotus Sect leader who is on a par with Young Master Ben? Secretly scolding the other party for being full of feudal superstitions, Meng Qiu continued to pretend to be a fairy and left after two hours.
Not to mention that Meng Qiu went back to prepare to collect money, arrest people, and make a fortune, Yang Guangxiao returned to Anzhi Tinglan with joy, and called the men who took care of the accounts to settle the accounts: they are going bankrupt!
"Sect Master, according to the list handed down by the immortals, it will cost a total of 2.8 million taels of silver. Among them, 500,000 taels of gold can be directly melted and cast, and treasures such as Dongzhu and Hetian jade are sold in major time-honored brands in Hanquan," said the subordinate in charge of the account, sweating profusely, he was really frightened.
"Huh?" Yang Guangxiao, who was originally excited when he heard this, let out a scream and sat up directly from the chair. Then he frowned, and started more in the room with his hands behind his back.
It's no wonder that Yang Guangxiao is worried, although the temptation of becoming an immortal and becoming an emperor is huge, but 2.8 million taels of silver is a huge amount of money. In recent years, the Han Dynasty has been abandoned, corruption and fraud are rampant, and there are barbarians who have entered the people to make a living, and under the soaring prices, a stone of rice is only one or two dollars of silver.
2.8 million taels of silver, that can buy more than 2.33 million catties of rice, enough for ordinary people to eat for dozens of generations!
Such a large sum of money, buying weapons, armor, war horses, grain and grass, can pull up an army of 100,000 people. Can you still ......
But this immortal does have real skills after his own personal testing, and he is definitely not an eagle dog or liar of the puppet dynasty Li family. Lei Shenzhu himself tried it, and the power was huge, it could directly blow up a hundred catties of boulders, and a large pit more than half a person deep was blown out on the ground.
"That flame looks like it is an ancient legend, the nine ghost fires in the underworld, mortals will definitely die if they touch it. The immortals can be summoned at will, played at will, and fused with the Thunder God Bead" remembered the scene of meeting the immortals in his mind, and Yang Guangxiao fought with heaven and man for a while.
"Old Song, what did the immortals do after I left?" After hesitating for a moment, Yang Guangxiao called a subordinate and asked.
Hearing this, there was a touch of fanaticism on the faces of his subordinates, and he knelt on his knees and said excitedly, "Thank you to the sect leader for entrusting me with the important task of escorting the immortals." The immortal meditated on the spot after you left, and left after two hours. Your subordinates follow your instructions to secretly protect the immortals to prevent the puppet dynasty from harming them. After walking for half an hour, in an empty wilderness, the immortal suddenly disappeared! Speaking of this, the old Song head raised slightly, with a solemn expression.
"The subordinates and other seven people have carefully searched the place where the immortal disappeared, and every inch of land has been carefully turned over, and they have not found the whereabouts of the immortal, let alone a hiding place such as a tunnel or a cave!" Old Song's tone was full of admiration and surprise, and at that moment he was completely stunned, convinced of the teachings preached by the White Lotus Sect.
"Really?!" The steps stopped suddenly, Yang Guangxiao turned around stiffly, walked in front of Lao Song in a few steps, grabbed the latter's collar, stared at Lao Song's eyes and asked.
No wonder Yang Guangxiao was so excited, he had been completely unconvinced by Meng Qiu's divine skills before, but now Lao Song said this, which strengthened his trust in Meng Qiu. "Holding the artifact, the magic is at your fingertips, and the sun is soaring, which is completely in line with the description of immortals in ancient books", Yang Guangxiao muttered to himself.
"Sect Master, this time we have the help of immortals, we should be able to easily defeat the puppet dynasty, kill all those corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and all the disciples enter the vacuum hometown, right?" Old Song was bold and asked with a look of hope.
The White Lotus Sect was established by Liu Dafu, the first generation of sect leaders, and passed to Yang Guangxiao, and has been passed down for nearly 100 years after 17 generations of sect leaders. There have been countless incidents before and after, and in its heyday, it once divided the southeastern half of the country, and was finally defeated by the hands of Li Chengliang, the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty.
After that, the vitality of the White Lotus Sect was greatly damaged, and it no longer had the strength to fight against the Han Dynasty, and many incidents were easily suppressed by the local government and army. The sect leader, the Dharma protector, and the altar master all have to be secretly and carefully preached, in case the government finds out, not to mention the ordinary sect members who have to be cautious and worried when they visit their childless mothers at home.
Like a mouse, he hides in a dark hole all day long, and every time he goes out of the hole to find food, he must be careful not to expose his whereabouts and be caught by a cat. I also often have to endure the capture and disappearance of my companions, and finally only see the bloody heads of my companions. This feeling is that Lao Song and other ordinary White Lotus Sect members have had enough, and they can only use "vacuum hometown, no old mother; The lifeless mother is the ancient Buddha of the heavens, who wants to transform her earthly children back to the heavenly realm to avoid calamity, and this heavenly realm is the vacuum home. These words comforted him, and he could only wholeheartedly hope that the Holy Sect would rise up, overthrow the puppet dynasty, and let himself live a good life.
Now the great news suddenly appeared in front of their eyes: the lifeless old mother really exists, and the immortals are also photographed to help, as long as the Holy Sect rescues the trapped lifeless old mother, it can cause trouble, and with the help of the immortals, overthrow the puppet dynasty. They will get rid of the poor life they are now, no longer have to do farm work or chores, wear gorgeous clothes made of silk, drink inexhaustible wine, enjoy food that they could not have imagined in the past, marry a beautiful wife, and live their lives without illness or disaster. After death, under the leadership of the immortals, enter the fairyland of the vacuum hometown and enjoy the life of the immortals (it is estimated that it is no different from what I said before, do not make up the words).
"We should act immediately and sell our wives, children, houses, land, and everything else to gather the materials that the immortals need. Then follow the immortals to the fresh food (I did it on purpose), can I find my wife and children again, anyway, what do the immortals want, the meat sandwich buns are only meat and not steamed buns" Lao Song and other White Lotus Sect members thought in their hearts.
Yang Guangxiao is very clear about these truths, and he himself thinks so, "What's the use of being a sect leader, you work hard all day long." On weekdays, he plays a big teapot, does rough work, works hard, and suffers hardships. I watched the guests eat, I stood while the guests sat down, I listened to the guests rolling out of the bed, and I woke up when the guests slept. Who would have thought of such a hard life? I want to be an emperor, I want to be an immortal! ”。
"Quickly spread that Bai Yue, Dong Chao, and Guo Xun came to see me, and the sect leader has something important to discuss with them! In addition, all the Hanquan sect members were gathered, and the immortals were distributed to the mortals, and the pamphlet of the Holy Sect to overthrow the puppet dynasty Li clan was slapped on the table, and Yang Guangxiao made up his mind.
Yanwang Manor
"Turtles, if they don't understand chemistry or physics, they dare to come out to teach the Fa and deceive? If you don't know how to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, aren't you afraid to go all over the world? ”
Changed into civilian clothes and knocked on Erlang's leg, Meng Qiu said with a smile. I never expected that in terms of resourcefulness, I was on a par with myself, and I was actually the leader of the White Lotus Sect, and I easily deceived Ya, and the sense of achievement in this was not enough for outsiders.
"What are you going to do next? Seven days later, if they really have all these treasures and money, don't you want to do it, release the childless mother" King Yan covered his stomach and said, the other party was stupid, and his stomach hurt when he laughed.
"Where is the childless mother? I don't know, I'm not in the same service area as her! It's better to be honest and do what a liar should do, cheat Yang Guangxiao's money out, and then disappear."
"If you really do that, Yang Guangxiao will be angry and vomit blood, and he will personally copy the knife and kill you"
"Hehe, definitely not. At that time, thousands of White Lotus Sect members who sold their sons and daughters, wives, houses, and land went to the shore to hang themselves, cut people, lie on the ground, and ask Yang Guangxiao for money. Will he be available to find me? ”