Chapter 55: Chen divides the meat equally

After Qin Wenwu, Lin Zhixian called a few more students to divide the pears, but most of the results were the same, and even the dogs were left wondering, and the lord of Renzhi County gave the proposition of the prince of heaven and earth, why is it so difficult to divide?

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Lin Zaixing frowned, obviously a little disappointed, a huge academy is now doing all the work of dividing pears like this, and Master Zhang is also a little disappointed.

"You, you're called Li Gouyu, right? Why don't you try it? ”

As if grasping the last straw, Lin Zhixian pointed to Li Gouyu and said.

Now that my own question has been made like this by the school, what should I do? A little discouraged in his heart, Lin Zhixian seemed to be about to give up hope.

I hope this person standing in the corner of a group of people can do a good job of dividing the pears! The small officials obviously also felt the emotions of the county magistrate, and they all looked at Li Gouyu anxiously one by one, and the gentlemen of the academy were not it?

Mr. Zhou Li sighed, and estimated that if there was such a question on weekdays, almost all the children would be a seven, seven, eighty, eight, eight, or eight, but today it is about Lin Zhixian who is not angry and arrogant, and no one can remember the etiquette and shame he taught on weekdays?

Today's academy urgently needs a savior, Li Gouyu, will it be that savior?

I saw that Li Gou came to this basket with a radiant look, grinning, full of honesty, but his eyes were like a pool of clear water, and there was a little accident in his purity.

"You can divide it!" Lin Zhixian said that he really didn't mean to embarrass the academy when he looked at the wind, but now that the question of looking at the wind has been answered like this, his heart is really a little empty.

"Okay." The dog smiled innocently, glanced at the basket containing pears in front of him, and pointed to the few teenagers behind him and said, "Set the offering table and put incense." ”

A group of children are now like stupid pestles there, almost subconsciously this is to listen to the dog's call, everyone is in all hands, and after a while this brings an offering table, a little incense, three green smoke curling up.

Since it is said that it is the prince of heaven and earth, this job is also done according to the rules, naturally there is nothing to worry about, Li Gouyu first offered a pear to the incense burner, chose a big full, picked up the big incense, and said: "The first pear is sacrificed to the sky, bless me with a smooth wind and rain." ”

After that, a pear is placed on the table.

"This second pear sacrifice land, bless me with the peace of the Ming Dynasty."

The second pear.

"This third pear will be given to the current saint, bless the saint dragon with good health and prosperity!"

"This is the fourth." The dog is holding a pear in both hands, which is the biggest one left: "Lin Zhixian is my parent official in Yanggu County, for my Yanggu people, it is like my biological parents, to ensure my safety, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. ”

Li Gouyu said, so he divided the pears in the basket into the county government and the others.

Lin Zhixian nodded, indicating satisfaction, this kid seems to be quite smart as rumored, so he not only deducts his own proposition, but also praises himself, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone, and he is happy.

Master Zhang also stroked his beard happily, and it seems that the only thing that can save the reputation of the school today is the dog.

"Teacher, teacher, teacher, the teacher is the elder, the closest person outside the heaven and earth, and the remaining pears will be given to all the teachers!"

Li Gouyu said that he gave the pears to the teachers of the school club present, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhou Li, and Mr. Lin Chao...... One for each of them.

"This kid can't offend anyone!" Lin Zhixian smiled at Master Huang beside him and said, "This kid is really smart, but this official can also see how he moves the rest of the chess!?" ”

What a smart person Huang is here, he should be harmonious: "The old man is also waiting and seeing." ”

After dividing the heaven and earth, there are only a few pears left in the basket, and the dog has carefully counted the remaining pears, but there are thirty or fifty people in the classmates here, how to divide it?

What can be done not to favor one over the other?

In fact, this is also the most insidious part of this question in Lin Zhi County, Chinese say that they do not suffer from widowhood but suffer from unevenness, pears only have such a point, but there are so many classmates, how should you do it? How do you do it all?

The dog groaned slightly, and then thought of the small abacus of Lin Zhi County, which can be said to have dug two pits, one is "ceremony", and the other is this unevenness.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Mr. Zhang was a little anxious, and he didn't know how the dog would respond? If this is not good, then it will be two peaches killing three soldiers!

In "Yanzi Spring and Autumn", it is said that Yan Zi, the minister of Qi State, once killed three warriors with two peaches, which shows that if the credit and benefits are unevenly distributed, the harm will be endless.

Lin Zhixian was a little playful and a little nervous, grabbed the pear in his hand and turned it, and looked at Li Gouyu in front of him intently.

Mr. Zhou Li is also happy and worried, happy to be happy in the dog leftover this baby understands to make a big fuss about the word "li", and accurately understands the meaning of the heaven and earth monarch teacher, and worries about the uneven pears, how to divide it?

A group of people were either nervous or playful, and they all looked at Li Gouyu.

"Dog ...... left"

Mr. Zhang Hongji was a little nervous and wanted to open his mouth to prompt, but Lin Zhixian stretched out his hand to interrupt, and the implication was that he wanted to wait and see what happened.

Li Gou has the soul of the next generation, what kind of aura is his head? Then he slowly spoke: "Chinese. In the Yue language, the king of Yue got a good wine, which was sprinkled into the river, and called the whole army to drink the river water, and the morale of the Vietnamese army was greatly boosted, creating the myth of the three thousand Yue Jia swallowing Wu! Now it's better for me Li Gouyu to come to this one, and learn from that Dong Shi to follow suit! ”

Li Gouyu said that he called the little fat man who had been staying beside him for a long time and said: "Take the cauldron, you and I boil this pear juice today and dedicate it to everyone!" ”

The dog said this openly, and everyone was silent for a while.

After a long time, Lin Zhixian exclaimed: "Good calculation, this son, it's amazing." ”

The little fat man brought the cauldron, firewood and grass, and after a while, the flames were burning.

"This pear juice clears the lungs and dissolves phlegm, and it tastes the most refreshing, do you want to taste it?"

The pear juice had already been boiled, and the dog took a spoonful and did not drink it first, which beckoned everyone.

Mr. Zhang stroked his beard and smiled, his face was full of satisfaction, and his son could be taught!

After drinking it to all the adults, the dog left to greet the students who had been standing stupidly aside: "Fellow students, you can come and drink this pear juice and sugar water at will, and the dog is the last!" ”

……

Ten pears turned into a pot of pear juice, and everyone drank it to their heart's content.

The pear juice was delicious, and even Lin Zhixian couldn't help but drink two more spoonfuls, and he didn't know that the juice was stained on his beard.

"This son seems to have the style of Chen Ping's division of meat back then!"

Lin Zhixian exclaimed.

Chen divided the meat evenly and said "Historical Records. Chen Chengxiang's Family", which is an allusion to the meat of this generation of famous minister Chen Ping when he was young, has been quoted by later generations of literati and scholars, and it can be said that it has been widely circulated.