In a luxuriously furnished room in the water village, Zhang Fei looked angry and said: "What kind of identity is the eldest brother, today he has to wronged himself and be with Shui Kou." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Although Guan Yu on the side did not speak, the expression on his face meant that he agreed with Zhang Fei's words.

Liu Bei patted the case, stood up and said: "Yide, don't talk nonsense, although the thieves of Mount Tai are grass cowards, they are all righteous people, not to mention that the two leaders of Guo and Wu are here to help us." At the beginning of the year in Zizhong's house, didn't you also see Chang Xuan, his martial arts and martial arts are all good. ”

Zhang Fei rolled his eyes, it's strange that Chang Xian's slippery head has a good character, and the eldest brother is really talking nonsense with his eyes open.

Guan Yu admired it in his heart, the eldest brother was really an honest gentleman, no wonder he was deceived by Lu Bu's traitor.

Liu Bei waved his hand and said, "Yun Chang, Yide, it's not too early, let's rest!" ”

Zhang Fei glanced at the bed and shouted, "Brother, that bed is too small, the three of us will collapse when we sleep, I'd better go back to my room." ”

Guan Yu Danfeng's eyes widened, and he said, "Big brother asks you to go to bed, and you go to bed." (What beep beep, this sentence was not said by Guan Erye, but he definitely meant it.) After saying that, he lay down on his own.

The three brothers were huddled on a small bed, body to body, happily talking about ideals, Liu Bei looked happy.

slept until midnight, with a click, the bed was couched, and none of the three brothers moved, so they slept until dawn. Early the next morning, the maid came to clean up the room and glanced at the three brothers suspiciously.

Sun Yang is full of confidence in this expedition, Liu Bei will not pass the pass, and the army is less than 10,000. Chen Gong didn't insist on his opinion today, it seems that he has already confirmed it.

Before setting out, Sun Yang wanted to go to Lu Mansion to see Lu Bu's current situation, and talk about his marriage to Lingqi by the way.

"What, you want to marry your daughter to the Huaipu Chen family." Sun Yang was surprised, looking at Lu Bu fiddling with the flower arrangement casually, looking very professional, and wondered if Lu Bu was itchy again.

"Chen Su Gongzi is the only son of Guangling Taishou Chen Yuanlong, born in a famous family, handsome and good conversation. Look at you again, your demeanor is vulgar, and your appearance is even more vulgar, I really don't understand, Lingqi likes you. Lu Bu said while fiddling with the flower arrangement disgustingly.

Sun Yang looked at Lu Bu's handsome face, a little crazy, the third surnamed slave, you dare to despise me, Uncle Sun is going to fight you alone today.

"Hehe, you see that the two of you are like fighting cocks, Sun Yang, there is no such thing at all, Feng Xian is angry with you, Feng Xian, you see what you and the child are angry about!" Diao Chan walked in, covering her mouth and chuckling.

"He's a child, he robbed my Xuzhou, and he ......" Lu Bu said angrily, and he couldn't say anything else, when he was captured in the East China Sea, a soldier got a piece of cloth out of nowhere, stuffed it into Lu Bu's mouth, and smoked Lu Bu directly behind his back.

Lu Bu later learned that it was a crotch cloth, and Lu Bu swore that if anyone dared to spread the matter, he would be divided into muscles and bones, and he would be dismantled.

The number one military general in the world is simply a great shame.

"That marriage between me and Lingqi, you see?" Sun Yang asked cautiously.

"Row"

"Really"

"As long as you hold on to my hands for three rounds"

Sun Yang said in his heart I can't hold out for a round, Lu Bu, you Bichi, I really regret letting you go.

Sun Yang said curtly: "Actually, we can compare something else, for example, we can compare who can still keep the leaves farther away." ”

Lu Bu glanced at Sun Yang and said, "You don't want to blow with your mouth, do you?" ”

Sun Yang was stunned, how could Lu Bu be so smart, and was there any reason for it.

It's annoying enough to be handsome, and it's so smart that it's time to be humanely destroyed.

Lu Bu pointed to the hourglass in the corner of the wall with his big hand and said, "Your time is running out, hurry up and think about it?" ”

Sun Yang found a few ants on the ground and said, "Then let's compare who can not touch the ants, and let the ants form a big character." ”

Lu Bu's expression was a little disappointed, and he said, "Just use honey." ”

Sun Yang went crazy again, if anyone tells me that Lu Bu is simple-minded in the future, I will be anxious with him.

I only heard Lu Bu sigh and said, "I'll ask you a question, as long as you can answer it immediately, I will agree to this family business." ”

"Okay, you say."

Lu Bu cleared his throat and said, "On a small island, there are three people, there is a small boat, this boat can carry two hundred catties, one person is eighty catties, one person is one hundred and twenty catties, and one person is two hundred catties, how can they leave the island." After speaking, Lu Bu's expression was a little proud.

"Let the people of 80 pounds and the people of 120 pounds make a boat and leave first, and after they go ashore, the people of 120 pounds will make a boat and return to the island, and the people of 200 pounds will leave by boat, and after they go ashore, the people of 80 pounds will get on the boat again and go to pick up the 120 pounds." Sun Yang secretly said Lu Bu, you math idiot, when I was in the second grade of primary school, the math teacher asked a similar question, but the question was the story of a hunter crossing the river with a wolf, a sheep and a cabbage.

"How did you come up with it so quickly? I thought about it for days. Lu Bu said with a look of surprise.

Sun Yang instantly had the pleasure of crushing Lu Bu in terms of IQ, 1,800 years ago the end of the Han Dynasty was really a desert of mathematics. Isn't there a number in the six arts? It seems that Lu Bu is a person who is not perfect for six arts.

"Still won't work." Lu Bu said.

"You don't talk about credit." Sun Yang is angry, are you kidding me?

"Give me back the red rabbit horse first." Lu Bu's tone was a little urgent.

"Red rabbit horse, say it earlier, after I sat on the broken horse, the front was wide and the back was narrow, the left was heavy and the right was light, which was very uncomfortable." The main reason is that the size of the red rabbit horse is too high, and Sun Yang, who is more than seven meters and seven points, has a hard time getting on the horse, and when he runs on the red rabbit, he holds the horse's neck, and the hair on the red rabbit's neck is pulled out.

"You really don't like Chitu, that's great." Lu Bu was a little out of shape, last time Sun Yang Shun took his red rabbit horse, he thought that Sun Yang was also a person who loved horses like his life.

"If you want it, I will naturally give it to you, if you don't say how I know you want it, if you don't say you want it, I will naturally not give you ......." Sun Yang began to have convulsions.

"Shut up, where's my knife!" Lu Bu asked Diao Chan with a dark face.

"Father-in-law, that's it. After breaking Liu Bei, I will give a dowry. As soon as Sun Yang's voice fell, the person was gone.

Only the sable cicada who couldn't help laughing was left.

Today is an auspicious day of the zodiac, the day is chosen by Chen Gong, the reader is really superstitious, and the auspicious day of the zodiac is also chosen when the army goes to war.

Sun Yang turned around and waved to the city gate, shouting, "Folks, don't send it, we will be back soon." ”

Chen Gong glanced back, and there were only a few children at the gate of the city eating malt candy and waving to Sun Yang.