Chapter 134: Entering the wrong room and getting into the wrong bed
Just when Zhang Guochang was sleeping soundly, two screams in succession woke him up!
Zhang Guochang quickly recovered his state, jumped up from the bed with a grunt, and looked around vigilantly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
glanced at the surrounding environment, and remembered that he was in Chen Ran's boudoir.
In Chen Ran's boudoir, the screams of the woman who came?
Just when Zhang Guochang was thinking suspiciously, a coquettish voice came from behind him,
"Whore!"
A gust of wind came, Zhang Guochang dodged sideways, and another coquettish shout came,
"Whore's got a palm!"
Another gust of wind is coming!
Zhang Guochang dodged again, "Who are you?" Why are you attacking me? ”
A girl, while attacking Zhang Guochang, scolded aggressively: "Lewd thief! You stole into your aunt's boudoir! Still sleeping in my aunt's bed! Also disgusting drooling! ”
Looking at the two girls who looked like Chen Ran and looked exactly the same, Zhang Guochang asked tentatively while dodging: "You are Chen Xin and Chen Xi?" ”
"How do you know our names?"
"Whore! Tell me what your intentions are? ”
The two girls who incarnate as Sailor Moon attack even more violently!
"Stop! I'm your brother-in-law! Zhang Guochang hurriedly shouted.
Zhang Guochang was in a hurry! If you make trouble for a while, you will be discovered, but you will lose your adult.
The brother-in-law entered the sister-in-law's boudoir and spread the word, but he was nothing, and the reputation of the two sisters-in-law was ruined!
The two girls stopped attacking and looked at Zhang Guochang suspiciously, "Are you really the eldest brother-in-law?" Not like it? ”
"What's not like it? When I married your sister, you were only ten years old! I've grown into a big girl in a flash! ”
Chen Xi said with a look of disbelief: "Our eldest brother-in-law is a mighty general, how can he be like you, little white face!" ”
Chen Xin also nodded and said, "Yes!" You little white face, you also want to pretend to be your eldest brother-in-law! Watch and hit! ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and started fighting again.
Zhang Guochang smiled bitterly and asked, "Stop!" I'm really your brother-in-law, how can you believe it? ”
"Let's talk about it after beating us!" Saying that, the two girls attack again!
Seeing that it might not end well if the trouble continues, he can't do anything to the two girls, so he can only explain while dodging.
"It's all a misunderstanding! I drank too much with your dad at noon, and I thought of resting in your eldest sister's room for a while, and I went to the wrong room! ”
The two girls stopped and said with some embarrassment: "Are you really the eldest brother-in-law?" ”
Seeing that the two girls finally stopped, they quickly explained: "I am really your eldest brother-in-law!" Got in the wrong room! ”
One girl said to another, "Possibly! This used to be the eldest sister's room! ”
Zhang Guochang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, as long as he didn't go to the wrong room, it was easy to explain!
"I'm really your brother-in-law! If you don't believe it, you will know as soon as you ask your eldest sister! ”
"You wait!"
After Chen Xin finished speaking, he turned around and ran out, and after a while, he pulled Chen Ran over.
Zhang Guochang finally saw his relatives, pulled Chen Ran to drink too much, and went to the wrong room to explain.
Chen Ran couldn't cry or laugh when she heard this, and hurriedly explained to her two younger sisters and warned them not to make a noise!
Chen Ran was worried that if this matter spread, the reputation of his two younger sisters would be ruined!
The two sisters, Chen Xin and Chen Xi, didn't care about that, when they heard that they were really the eldest brother-in-law, one of them hugged one of Zhang Guochang's arms, and asked excitedly: "Brother-in-law!" Are you really a general? Why don't you wear a military uniform? ”
"Brother-in-law! Can you show us in a military uniform? We haven't seen the general yet! ”
Chen Ran patted his forehead, and he really didn't know what to say to the two heartless sisters.
Zhang Guochang was embarrassed, the two sisters-in-law were sixteen, feeling the tenderness on the sister-in-law's chest, their bodies stiffened there, and they didn't dare to move!
I couldn't say it, so I had to look at Chen Ran pitifully with a look of help.
Chen Ran was worried about his two younger sisters, and he didn't notice Zhang Guochang's eyes.
Zhang Guochang had no choice but to grit his teeth, and while pulling out his arm, he said: "I'm disappointed to you, my eldest brother-in-law is no longer a general now, he is the director of the hospital!" ”
Feeling Zhang Guochang's movements, the faces of the two sisters instantly turned red.
Knowing that the two sisters-in-law realized that something was wrong, Zhang Guochang hurriedly remedied, "So the eldest brother-in-law will give you a gift!" You enjoy it promised! ”
As soon as they heard that there was a gift, it was still a little girl's mentality, Chen Xi and Chen Xin immediately forgot their shyness just now, and asked excitedly, "What kind of gift is the eldest brother-in-law?" If you don't like it, we don't! ”
"Brother-in-law, give each of you one, how about the pistol used by the lady?"
Chen Xi clapped his hands and said excitedly: "Okay, good!" I've wanted a pistol for a long time! ”
Chen Xin was relatively quiet, "Thank you, brother-in-law!" ”
Chen Ran angrily interrupted the fantasy of the two people, "No! What kind of guns are girls playing! ”
Zhang Guochang patted Chen Ran's shoulder and signaled her not to get excited, "Now there is chaos outside!" Girls should have a gun to protect themselves! I'll get you a handful when I go back! ”
Chen Ran wanted to say something, Zhang Guochang shook his hand, and then said: "Good, listen to me, this matter is decided!" ”
After speaking, he turned back to Chen Xi and Chen Xin and said, "Go back to your brother-in-law's house, and go to the barracks with your sister to practice guns!" ”
Chen Ran glared at Zhang Guochang fiercely and stopped talking.
After appeasing the two sisters-in-law, Zhang Guochang didn't dare to stay in Chenjiazhuang any longer, and took Chen Ran to the old mother-in-law.
No way, my husband drank too much and still slept in bed!
The old lady was reluctant to send her son-in-law and daughter out of the gate.
Chen Xi and Chen Xin also followed the old lady with reluctance on their faces and saw off the eldest sister and eldest brother-in-law.
However, before Zhang Guochang got into the car, Chen Xi shouted a sentence that exposed their thoughts.
"Big brother-in-law, don't forget, promise us a gift!"
Zhang Guochang staggered, waved at the two, and got into the car as if fleeing.
When the car drove away, Zhang Guochang breathed a sigh of relief, he knew that he had accidentally broken into his sister-in-law's boudoir, and he would definitely not be able to hide it, his mother-in-law looked at him strangely just now!
His scalp was numb when he saw it, and he almost ran away.
While Zhang Guochang was thinking about his adventures in his father-in-law's house, Chen Ran's complaint came to his ears,
"Brother Kun! If you give them guns, you won't be afraid of accidents? Xi'er's two girls are already a little crazy! ”
"Now it's good! You give her another gun, and you have to teach her to shoot! I don't know how much trouble I'm going to get into in the future! ”
Zhang Guochang came back to his senses from his contemplation, stretched out his hand to put his arm around Chen Ran's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Xi'er, they are all girls with a kind nature!" Something must be the other party's fault! ”
Zhang Hua, who was driving, answered, "Don't worry, young lady! In Nanyang, they just poked a hole in the sky! The young patriarch can also make up for it! ”
Zhang Guochang stretched out his hand and patted Zhang Hua's head, and reprimanded: "Drive your car!" Who do you think of me? I can still make up for it! ”