Swear and swear, but if you want to move down these two majestic mountains, it is obviously not something that your little ant can do now, even in the future, there must be a long way to go, and you need to fight monsters and upgrade yourself to continuously improve your ability. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Lin Yi stood there for a while, he was really helpless, so he had to turn around and go back, and walked a hundred and ten steps, when he suddenly heard a woman shouting behind him: "The dog thief surnamed Lin, you stop me!" ”

The voice is fierce, and when you hear it, it is the voice of the pearl. Lin Yi hurriedly looked back, only to see that Zhu'er had already walked behind him at some point, holding a short knife in his hand, and was holding a pair of eyes that were spraying anger, looking at him viciously.

Oops! This dominatrix is coming after her again! Lin Yi was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, and even forgot the idea of escaping for a while, and stood in place and looked at Zhu'er blankly.

A grim smile appeared on Zhu'er's face, and she said coldly, "Sure enough, it's you?" Dog thief surnamed Lin, I see where you can escape today! Come on! As he spoke, he grabbed Lin Yi's sleeve with his left hand, and slashed at him with a knife with his right hand.

Lin Yi only reacted at this time, hurriedly struggled hard, broke free of his Zhu'er's arm, and fled forward, Zhu'er waved a short knife in his hand, and chased closely behind him, fortunately, there were many male and female believers who came to visit the miracles of Daxiangguo Temple today, and people came and went on the street, Lin Yi mixed in the middle of the crowd, rushing left and right, and Zhu'er couldn't catch up for a while.

After running for more than two miles, there is a small square on the left, and there is a big stage in the center of the field, and a pear orchard team is playing on the stage. Lin Yi couldn't say anything, he plunged into the sea of people watching the play, squeezed it and disappeared.

Zhu'er could easily let him go, snorted coldly in her nose, took the knife and got in, looked for Lin Yi's figure with her eyes, walked more than a dozen steps, people were crowded, people were crowded, where could you squeeze through, so she had to retreat back, stood outside and thought about it, she was unwilling in her heart, she circled around the crowd, and when she saw a high platform not far away, she walked over and jumped on it, raising her eyes to the crowd to carefully search for Lin Yi's traces.

Lin Yi was short, and when he saw it in the gap in the crowd, he secretly complained in his heart. This stinky bitch, is there an end? I knew that I should have killed her last night, but now I told her to chase and kill her so embarrassed, how should this be? was worried spontaneously, and suddenly glanced at the actors who sang on the stage, turned his eyes a few times, and after thinking about it, he squeezed over with his waist, hid behind the two people watching the play, and walked into the wooden house where the actors were putting on makeup.

"What do you do? Get out! Several actors who were making up saw a stranger break in, and hurriedly shouted loudly.

Lin Yi bowed down, clasped his hands together, and said with a smile: "A few big brothers, a few big sisters!" Please do me a favor, my wife is holding a knife in the back and wants to kill me? I was so forced that I couldn't do anything, that's why I hid from you! ”

A male actor in his thirties looked at him and sneered: "You are a big man, and you are still afraid of your wife? ”

Lin Yi smiled bitterly: "This big brother, how many men are not afraid of their wives in this world?" If you don't believe it, you can ask a few sisters-in-law to see who dares to admit in front of their sisters-in-law that they are not afraid of their wives? ”

The male actor was speechless for a while, but the other female actors thought that Lin Yi was more funny, and laughed out loud. A female actor in her forties came over and asked, "Little brother, why did your wife cut you with a knife?" ”

Lin Yi squeaked and said, "I'...... I...... Didn't I have a few friends from afar? So I paid them to have a good meal at home, and gave them a few hundred dollars before leaving, because my wife was relatively stingy, so I didn't dare to say that I knew about her. When my wife came back, she found that the family was short of money, so she asked me where the money went. When I explained it to her, she didn't follow me and quarreled with me, isn't it? When I got angry, I took a knife and wanted to kill me, I was scared, so I fled here, and asked a few big brothers and sisters to come to the rescue! After that, it was another series of prayers.

The actors laughed, which female actor picked up the curtain and pointed to the high platform, holding a knife in her hand, looking for Lin Yi's figure Zhu'er, and asked, "Which is your wife?" ”

Lin Yi hurriedly nodded and said, "It's her...... That's her...... She is so fierce, please save me! ”

The actress lowered the curtain and asked, "How do you want us to save you?" ”

Lin Yi thought for a while and said, "A few big brothers and sisters! I see that you put on good makeup, men can pretend to be women, women can pretend to be handsome little scholars, I just want to put on makeup for me, pretend to be a middle-aged scholar, grow a beard, so that I walk over in front of my wife, and she can't recognize it! After I avoided the limelight for a few days, she was discouraged, and I went home again, but she also wanted to open it, and she would not embarrass me anymore! ”

The female actor smiled: "Your idea is also good!" All right! Big sister help you, come! You sit down, and the eldest sister herself will put on makeup with you. ”

Lin Yi was busy sitting in front of the dresser, and the female actor was facing the mirror, dressing up with him personally, and he didn't know what was wiped on his face, but it became yellow, his eyebrows were thickened, and a goatee was glued to his chin.

After putting on makeup, Lin Yi looked at himself in the mirror, and was very satisfied, this ancient person's makeup method is really clever! If we put on a hat again, I'm afraid that even we won't be able to recognize our true faces. He was afraid that the clothes he was wearing would reveal his whereabouts, so he asked, "This eldest sister, do you have any other clothes to wear?" ”

The female actor thought for a while and said, "There is also a set of fortune teller's clothes here, but they are a little old!" ”

Lin Yi took out a silver ingot from his arms, touched about two taels, put it on the table and said, "Sister! Is this ingot enough money to buy a set of clothes? ”

The female actor was full of joy on her face, and said in a loud voice: "Enough, enough, enough!" I'll bring it to you now! As he spoke, he hurriedly walked to a half-human-high suitcase, opened the lid of the box, and took out a set of clothes that fortune tellers often wore from inside, and handed it to Lin Yi's hand.

Lin Yi put the clothes on his body, walked a few steps, felt complacent, and said secretly: "This dress is really good!" I even have a hat, this time I walked over in front of Zhu'er, I'm afraid that the stinky woman won't recognize herself! After thanking the actors, he opened the curtain and walked out of the wooden house, glanced at Zhu'er, who was still standing on the high platform and searching for his traces, laughed, and swaggered forward.

Lin Yi has been walking out of the theater, came to the street, looked at the beads behind him standing on the high platform, did not follow, a little settled, walked more than two miles on the street in a hurry, I wanted to find two carriages to go home, but unfortunately I never met one, it was in the afternoon, the sun was like fire, I was tired and thirsty, and I saw a fortune teller in his forties diagonally opposite the Great Xiangguo Temple, with a table and two stools, sitting behind the table, waiting for someone to tell fortunes. Then he walked over and sat down.

The fortune teller hurriedly asked, "Do you want to tell fortunes, this gentleman?" ”

Lin Yi arched his hand and smiled: "This gentleman, I am tired of walking, sit and rest!" Leave in a moment. "Which fortune teller, seeing that there was no business to do, was not afraid to drive him away, so he had to sit with him.

Lin Yi rested for a while, and was about to get up and leave, but saw Zhu'er searching around from the street again, and came over in a hurry, he wanted to dodge but it was too late, and he hurriedly turned his back to prevent her from seeing her appearance, and was afraid that Zhu'er would see that there were two fortune tellers here, and she was suspicious, so she hurriedly took out a piece of broken silver from her arms, and secretly handed it to the fortune teller and said: "This fortune teller, I borrowed your fortune teller for half an hour, this is treasure gold, please leave quickly!" ”

The fortune teller took the silver, smiled and said, "With these three taels of silver, it is enough to buy dozens of hexagram stalls!" This table, chair, bench, and the sticker on it are all given to you! I'm going home! With that, he got up happily and went away.

Lin Yi hurriedly walked to where the fortune teller sat and sat down, but saw Zhu'er walking past him, and before Lin Yi could breathe a sigh of relief, she walked back again, sat down sideways in front of Lin Yi, and looked at the pedestrians on the street with a pair of big eyes.

Oh my God, it's really 'not a family that doesn't get together'! I'll pretend to be a fortune teller to hide from you, and you can sit across from me! Lin Yi smiled bitterly in his heart, and hurriedly held his forehead with one hand, pretending to fall asleep.

Zhu'er looked carefully at the pedestrians on the street for a while, and estimated that she was tired, then looked back at Lin Yi and said, "This fortune teller, I think you are so familiar?" Where do you think you've seen it? Are you right? Can you count me as a hexagram? ”

Lin Yi's heart was pounding, he deliberately thickened his throat, patted his chest and said with a smile: "This fortune teller, the fortune teller is extremely accurate, but I don't know this young lady, what do you want to count?" ”

Zhu'er pondered and said, "I have an enemy named Lin Yi, you can calculate for me where he is hiding now?" ”

Hehe! You're sitting across from you? If you are right, won't you be called to murder your husband? Since you didn't recognize me, let's deal with it and fool around. Lin Yi made up his mind in his heart, and pretended to say: "This young lady is just my hexagram silver, but it is very expensive!" As he spoke, he tapped his finger on the table.

Zhu'er grabbed a handful of copper coins from her arms, touched them for a few dozen yuan, put them on the table, and said, "As long as you are accurate, sir, these are all yours!" ”

Lin Yi pretended to see the money, put all the copper coins into his pocket, and said with a smile: "Okay! Then I'll do the math for you. Stretched out his hand and grabbed eight copper coins and threw them in a bamboo bucket, raised his hands above his head, it was a shake, shook for a while, slammed the bamboo tube on the table, and then picked up the bamboo tube, revealing the eight cups of copper coins scattered inside, his face showed a dignified look, and he shook his head and said: "Strange! Odd! Is this hexagram really strange? ”

Zhu'er frowned and asked, "Sir, what's so strange about this hexagram?" Don't you understand? ”

Lin Yi shook his head and said, "No, no!" This hexagram of mine is very effective, and it is very clear and clear, and now I will tell you about it to see if this is the case. ”

Zhu'er stood up, looked at the copper coin on the table curiously, and said, "Sir, please speak!" ”

Lin Yi smacked his lips and said, "Miss, my method of divination-telling was handed down from the time of King Wen of Zhou, and it was extremely accurate. You see that this copper coin is in the west, this copper coin is in the east, and this copper coin is in the northwest. ”

Zhu'er frowned and asked, "Sir, what is the marriage separation hexagram?" ”

Lin Yi smiled: "Hexagram speaking, this Lin Yi is something you hate to the core, you want to kill him, but you can't kill him, I don't know if what I said is right?" ”

Zhu'er's face turned pale, she looked at Lin Yi in surprise, and said, "Mr. is right!" ”

Lin Yi smiled again: "Actually, you can't kill him, the fundamental reason is that you were a loving couple in your previous life, and you swore in front of the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva that you will be together in the next life." Guanyin Bodhisattva received your incense and sacrifices, and remembered this incident in his heart, and instructed Yue Lao to take a red rope and tie you together in the future generations! As the saying goes, 'there is providence in the dark', and that's why you can't kill him. ”

Zhu'er smiled unconsciously: "Mr. is wrong, we are a pair of enemies, and I will kill him sooner or later!" ”

Ay! Is this bead really tough? Like a poisonous snake, I won't let go if it is entangled, I am really afraid that your fangs will bite it. It seems that she has to work hard to enlighten her. Lin Yi's eyes rolled a few times, and he smiled again: "Miss! There is a cloud in Buddhism: 'The enemy of this life, the husband and wife of the previous life' The reason why you still hate him now is only because your fate has not yet arrived, and after a year and a half, there should be a big turnaround. Don't be obsessed now, if you go any further, I'm afraid you'll fall into the devil's path! Missing out on a great marriage. As he spoke, he looked at Zhu'er with his eyes and said, "Miss, I look at your face, and it will be unspeakably expensive in the future." ...... on the body It seems that the stars in the sky have been reincarnated into your womb......"

Zhu'er's face changed sharply, and she said coldly: "You just have to say where the enemy is hiding!" What are you talking about? ”

My family lives in the northwest, where can I point it to you! Lin Yi hurriedly pointed to the southeast with his hand and said, "If you go to the southeast to find it, you will definitely have a goodbye time." ”

Zhu'er snorted coldly in her nose, turned around and went in the southeast direction.

Amitabha! This goddess of evil has finally been sent away! Lin Yi sat on the stool, only felt the sweat on his back, his clothes were wet, and he saw that Zhu'er's figure disappeared, so he hurriedly stood up and walked home!