Xiang Yu hurriedly raised his glass and apologized: "Big brother Hugh should be careful, it was just a joke just now." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info are all your Sima Cao who joined the army without injury, this villain sent me a report, saying that you are rectifying the army and horses in Xianyang, preparing to establish yourself as the king, and not allowing me and the princes' army to enter the customs. That's when I made a misunderstanding. I definitely don't distrust you, big brother, I just want my brother to see you for a long time, and I want to see if your courage and eloquence have changed. Unexpectedly, the eldest brother's demeanor is still the same, and the majesty is even better than back then! ”

Liu Bang raised his wine glass, shook it in the air in disguise, and then brought it to his lips and drank it all.

Wine strengthens heroes, in fact, Liu Bang was so nervous just now that people were about to cramp, and his entire back was soaked with cold sweat, which only Zhang Liang could see, and everyone else was busy watching Liu Bang's performance, so they really didn't pay attention to Liu Bang's back.

Liu Bang finished drinking, calmed down, remembered the name Cao Wuxian in his heart, and scolded secretly, Cao Wuxian, the eighth generation of the **** ancestor, Lao Tzu is really blind, reuse you by your side, but I didn't expect you to be a spy! Damn it! On the surface here, Liu Bang calmly said to Xiang Yu: "Brother General, let's stop talking politely, as long as you can believe that I have no other intentions for my brother, even if I really die to prove myself, I will die without regrets!" The gold and silver treasures and beauty palaces in Xianyang, the capital of Qin, have not been touched at all, and they are all left to you to dispose of. But on the way to the west, my army also captured some booty, which I brought to you and my father and the generals. After that, he motioned for Zhang Liang to offer a gift, and Zhang Liang opened the box he was carrying, which contained more than ten pairs of jade walls, a few night pearls, and some gold and silver.

Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling person, although these gifts are not precious, Xiang Yu is embarrassed to refuse directly, so he motioned to the generals to choose their favorite gifts from them. Next to Yingbu, General Pu, Long Ji, Zhong Lifu, etc., they all chose their favorite jade walls, but when they came to Fan Zeng, the old Fan Zeng was very angry, this Liu Bang only used a few tears and a box of treasures to easily crack the earth-shattering killing game that he had carefully arranged, Fan Zeng was extremely unwilling!

He vigorously flipped the treasure chest in Zhang Liang's hand to the ground, and shouted angrily: "The surname Liu, even if you can act again, don't want to hide from my fiery eyes!" Your wolf ambition is known to passers-by! Let me ask you, after you conquered Xianyang, did you trespass into the Qin Palace? Did you have a **** affair with the princess of Qin? Did you sit on Daqin's dragon chair and sleep on the emperor's dragon bed? ”

Zhang Liang happened to be standing opposite Fan Zeng, his eyes were looking straight and his face did not change, and he said calmly: "Father, dare to ask how old you are?" ”

Fan Zeng didn't look at Zhang Liang squarely, he had a bad impression of this young man, and snorted coldly: "The old man has six out of seventy, how is it?" ”

Zhang Liang continued to ask calmly: "Father, dare to ask how many years you haven't had sex?" ”

This question was asked very abruptly, Fan Zeng was not mentally prepared, and snorted coldly: "Who are you?" So bold! ”

Zhang Liang smiled slightly and said: "Father doesn't need to be angry, Zhang Liang joined the army under the account of Duke Pei, and the whole tent is full of men, and you are from the past, why is it inconvenient to share this little thing?" ”

Fan Zeng was even more annoyed, stood up on the ground, and said angrily: "The old man has not been close to a woman for more than 20 years, so what? If you can't tell you why, dare to openly laugh at the old man here, don't blame the old man for ...... you"

Zhang Liang turned his eyes and said towards Xiang Yu: "Back to the general, my father is seventy years old and six, and he has not been close to a woman for more than twenty years, so he naturally can't understand the pain of a normal man!" However, our Pei Gong is in his early forties, and he has been fighting for many years, and he has been on the battlefield in blood, which has not been close to a woman for five or six years, and as a general, what a huge effort! After attacking Xianyang, he broke into the Qin Palace, on the one hand, out of curiosity, and on the other hand, it was the need to check whether there were hostile elements lurking in the Qin Palace; Sitting on the dragon chair is obviously the need to count the treasures of the palace of the Qin State; Sleeping on a dragon bed, is just lying down considered sleep? Who can prove that he spent the night in the palace? As for having sex with the princess of the Qin Palace, the king of Qin is gone, the emperor is dead, are these so-called princesses still princesses? Maybe tomorrow we will sell them to brothels, or directly assign them to meritorious soldiers as wives and concubines, Pei Gong will check the bodies of these women for the soldiers in his busy schedule, why not? ”

The words made everyone in the account burst into laughter, and many generals shouted directly: "Good inspection!" Should check! ”

The nature of these perverts is exposed in Zhang Liang's half-mocking statement.

Fan was so angry that he couldn't lose his face, and said hatefully: "You kid, it's pure nonsense and random play!" Come on! Take it for me! ”

The elite soldiers outside the tent responded: "Yes! The four of them immediately rushed in and wanted to arrest Zhang Liang.

Xiang Yu waved his hand and shouted, "Stop!" Father's wrath! I still have something to ask about this Zhang Liang, and it's not too late to deal with it after asking! The soldiers withdrew.

Xiang Yu carefully observed Zhang Liang, and saw that this person was extraordinary, easy to deal with, and easy to talk about, and secretly amazed. Then he asked: "Your Excellency is Zhang Liang who stabbed the Qin Emperor in the Wave Sand Flying Cone back then?" ”