Tie Dan continued to talk nonsense with Fang Yuan on the other side of the dinner table: "Brother Fang, you know, Beijing is not a place that our people have been looking forward to for a long time, many countrymen are desperately squeezing into the big city, but in fact, no matter how good it is outside, it is not convenient in their own homes." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe ground in the big city is full of small money, you have to bend down like a grandson in front of grandpa to pick up a small piece of money, and when your pocket is full of small money, your self-esteem and self-confidence are also lost. Otherwise, some people will say, "The boss is ruthless, the employees endure it, and if they don't want to bear it, they have to get out." "As long as you enter the company, you are the meat on the boss's board, and you can't help slicing and chopping pieces. When I was working in Beijing, I thought our boss was a good person, but my co-workers also said that he used women as men, men as cattle and horses, and cats and dogs as sons. There is no idle time in the city all year round, but people are busy with a different way, young men are busy making money, young women are busy with beauty, children are busy with exams, and old people are busy exercising. In addition, rural people are free and lazy in their own homes, and most of them are not used to being in the big cities. Although there are 'villages' in Beijing, such as Zhongguancun and Weigong villages, the people in those villages do not grow grain, vegetables, or pigs. Although they are literate and make a lot of money, I think life must be as comfortable as we are. One morning, I followed the foreman into the city to buy something, and the two bowls of gruel I drank at breakfast almost suffocated my stomach, and I saw a lot of 'toilets' and 'toilets' on the street, but I didn't see a single toilet. The foreman saw my uncomfortable appearance, knew that I was anxious, and laughed at me, saying that you are really an old hat, and the people in the city do not call the place where you and pee a toilet, but a toilet and a toilet. How casual it is in our countryside, no matter where it is, see if there is no one before and after, and take the guy out for a few minutes. People in the city like to beat around the bush and deliberately play false, people go to the street to run errands, who always goes to wash their hands? Is it also hygienic to poop and pee? What 'bathroom', 'bathroom', isn't it a joke to see us rednecks in a different way? ”

Fang Yuan looked down on Tie Dan a little, and mocked him: "It's not that people in the city want to see the jokes of the countrymen, but that the countrymen don't understand the living habits of the people in the city. When my child and his uncle first came to Shenzhen to work, he couldn't hold back his urine, and went to the toilet in the city for the first time, but he went in to see it and came out quickly, saying that the urinal was too clean, and he was embarrassed to pee inside. ”

Tie Dan nodded and said, "It's true that the toilets in the city are clean, and they are more hygienic than our kitchens." Our toilets in the countryside are incomparable. After those who want to be convenient go in, they squat with their big hands and stand in a row with their small hands, whose butt is how big and whose guy is long, and others can see it clearly. ”

Fang Yuan joked at Tie Dan and said: "Going to the toilet is not entering a hotel, people are private rooms, we are a 'big restaurant'?" ”

Zhao Lianming, who was ordering food, said to Fang Yuan and Tie Dan: "Is it good for the two of you to be civilized, you are not afraid of nausea when you say these disgusting words!" ”

The two of them ignored Zhao Lianming, and then went down.

Tie Dan said to Fang Yuan: "Anyway, anyway, I think there are some rules in the city that we countrymen are not used to." ”

"I don't agree with what you said, there are a lot of people who go to Beijing to work here, and after they come back, not many people say how unaccustomed they are to working and living in Beijing, that is because you have poor adaptability, and the soil buns generated can't see the world."

"Some people in the city always look down on the countrymen, saying that we are dirt buns, and I still look down on the city people! A few days ago, two teachers from a university came to the township middle school to investigate the autumn enrollment situation, and one of the teachers saw the donkey dung and eggs on the street, and said to the other teacher, "This cow dung is a good organic fertilizer, what a pity to throw it here!" I heard his words, and I thought to myself, you can't even tell the difference between cow dung and donkey dung, and you can be regarded as a '' element? Then he said to him unceremoniously, "Please remember, 'There is a black hole in front of the village, plop plop off the baked cakes,' which is cow dung, and 'there is a black eye behind the village, plop plop off the rolls,' which is donkey dung." If you look at this dung on the street, it's the same as the flower rolls that some people eat, so it's donkey dung, not cow dung. ”

Tie Dan's words made Fang Yuan laugh.

"What are you laughing at, I'm telling the truth." Tie Dan said: "People in the city and people in the countryside sometimes can't talk together. I also heard that when the two city teachers were eating breakfast on the street, they asked Lao Liang, who sold Hu spicy soup, "What are the ingredients in your soup?" Lao Liang thought to himself, have you ever seen a bowl of spicy soup and ask for ingredients? He said that my original ingredient was poor and middle peasants. Look at you, Boss Fang smiled again, do you think that the people in the city are so reasonable and knowledgeable, since you imagine Beijing so well, why don't you go to Xidan or Wangfujing to open a hair and beauty salon? ”

"I am the eldest of the two brothers in our family, my wife is the eldest of the three sisters in their family, and the four elderly people in the two families need to be cared for by both of us.

"Since you don't have personal experience, don't jump to conclusions, we have encountered a lot of unpleasant things in Beijing, for example, I heard that there are a lot of 'shoe clubs' and that 'shoe club' in Beijing, but I went to a few shopping malls and didn't even buy a pair of suitable shoes."

"What kind of 'shoe club', people call it an association, a cooperative 'association', I don't believe that in a place as big as Beijing, you can't even buy a pair of shoes of the right size?"

"It's not that the size is inappropriate, it's that the price is inappropriate, a pair of shoes generally costs hundreds of yuan, some are thousands of yuan, and a pair of dozens of dollars is very few."

"When you go to Beijing to buy shoes, do you still want to buy two pairs for 50 yuan like a shop in Qiaotou?"

"Beijing's consumption level is high, I know, but there are, when it is ridiculously high, one day, my master and I went out to eat in a small restaurant after work, we both asked for a pound of rice, two bottles of beer and two vegetarian stir-fried vegetables, after eating I handed the waitress fifty yuan, I felt that it should be enough, so I generously said to her, 'no need to look for it', the waitress took the money and stood still, I said in my heart, what is embarrassing, like the ****** said in the sketch on TV, we farmers are not bad for money now. Then the waitress said, 'Sir, you're short of eighteen dollars and six cents!' ’”

Tiedan's words amused Fang Yuan again: "You Feng Tiedan have been thrown to Beijing in shame, and you are embarrassed to tell others." ”

"How can this be said to be a shame? My consumption level is low, and they set high prices, mainly because of their problem. As soon as the two brothers entered the door of McDonald's, they found a small table and sat down and shouted: Miss come here, you can order food! Later, they learned that they had to go to the service desk to buy their own food when they ate at McDonald's, and they didn't need to order food. However, you don't think that literate people know everything in the countryside, don't believe you go to find a few singing and dancing stars to try it in our countryside to see if they can raise piglets for slaughter in a few months. ”

Tie Dan saw that Zhao Lianming's dishes had not been ordered, and then said to Fang Yuan: "I'm not saying that Beijing is not good, the women there are very good-looking, not only beautiful faces, but also good figures, especially some young women wear tight-fitting clothes, hang the ** hoop bulging, suddenly look at the chest as if carrying two steamed buns, pants round the back of the buttocks, look like an onion from a distance, look like two garlic up close, make people look at the face of a straight fever, the heart is like a cat scratch, lying on the ground at night to make a spring dream." ”

Fang Yuan smiled again, pointed to the iron egg and said: "You kid usually looks like a dog and is serious, but in fact, he is very ghostly, in your eyes, beautiful women have staple foods and non-staple foods, you see beautiful women every day when you are full, you don't need to spend money to buy food to eat." ”

"You still have to eat food, and only when you are full can you have the energy to see women. There is nothing wrong with looking at beautiful women on the street, in fact, the eyes of all the people on the street are not idle, men look at women, women look at goods, and vendors look at the wallets of tourists and passers-by. Brother Fang, you don't know, the beautiful women in Beijing don't have self-respect at all, walking on the street together, they squeeze into your eyes hard, so that you don't want to look at it. ”

"I want to ask you, there are so many beautiful women in Beijing, why don't you bring one back?"

"People are white swans, I am a toad, not a species, I am willing to lead others, and people are not willing to go with me!"

"You kid may have on one leg to pee on a pole where there is a telephone pole, and you are a little self-aware."

Tie Dan continued: "One of my co-workers said to me, don't look at the women in the city who are in good shape, they all like plastic surgery, and they are all stuffed with styrofoam. ”

Fang Yuan said: "You are really an old hat, some parts of a woman's body are filled with not styrofoam, but silicone." However, there are some beautiful women on the streets of big cities who are indeed 'made up', beautiful or not, and it is a ghost to wash off the rouge when they come to a basin of water. ”

"You are right, when I was working in Beijing, I heard some people say a sentence, called 'men are confident to go everywhere, women are confident not to wear makeup', this sentence is to say that women in the city, but also women in the countryside, there are more women who are not confident, your business will be good." Feng Tiedan said to Fang Yuan seriously, "Brother Fang, let's talk about it today, we used to be poor and didn't dare to find a partner, but now we have money in our hands, you have a lot of young women in contact, when will there be a suitable rural girl, introduce one to us." (To be continued.) )