"Why are you looking for so many women? Look, I'm sure you'll all be amazed! Liu Hong, who was with Zhao Rao and preparing for the banquet, heard that there were even rumors outside that he was going to make a full banquet, which made him pout, "Nurse, you have to train quickly." Otherwise, if it takes a while, I don't know what will happen outside! ”

"Your Majesty, don't worry!" Zhao Rao waved the small leather whip in her hand, pointed at the group of widows and said: "During this time, these little widows have all made rapid progress, and it won't take a few days to meet your requirements!" ”

"That's good, that's good." With that, Liu Hong happily went back to prepare for other things.

Time flies quickly, and in a blink of an eye, it is time for Liu Hong to have a treat. On this day, the invited ministers of civil and military affairs came to the palace early, waiting to see the "legendary" dishes.

Those officials expect the same from Liu Hong. It's just that those officials are looking forward to the food, and he wants to wait for the wonderful expressions of those officials. Especially those sanctimonious old-fashioned, what kind of expressions will they have.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know that everyone has been looking forward to this meal for a long time." Looking at the jubilant ministers below, Liu Hong happily went to life, "But let me tell you that your expectations will not be disappointed." ”

"As you know, I've always been picky about what I eat. Basically, they are scornful of those foreign dishes. However, I would like to tell you that this dish is the only exception, and I have been looking forward to this famous dish of the Japanese Kingdom for a long time. It's just that I haven't had a chance to try. Speaking of this, Liu Hong smiled. But now it's okay, the Wa Kingdom has been defeated by us. This gave me a chance to cook this dish. No, I immediately thought of you Aiqing, and I want to have fun with everyone! ”

Liu Hong's words moved those ministers beyond measure. They all looked at Liu Hong excitedly, and silently shouted in their hearts, "Don't live in vain, hurry up and serve the food!" ”

Liu Hong also heard everyone's voice. So as soon as he beckoned, the long-awaited dish began to rise.

"Good fellows. I can't complain that Your Majesty has been looking forward to it for a long time, not to mention anything else, this plate alone is big enough! ”

This spectacular serving scene directly stunned those officials. And behold, the long procession. All of them were in a group of four palace maids, carrying a huge plate. Under the watchful eye of those officials. And they entered the temple through the entrance of the temple.

"Haha, the show is going to be staged soon!"

Liu Hong, who was gloating, just stared at him. Those palace maids put the huge plates one by one in front of those officials. And after those officials saw clearly what was in the huge plate, the expressions of those officials were wonderful.

Those who are young. Especially those young generals, staring at the plate with their eyes tightly fixed, not to mention the excitement. And those civil officials, especially those who are older. His face was flushed, as if Qiao Xuan's face was even twisted elsewhere.

Qiao Xuan is a first-class Shangshu, and his position is right under Liu Hong's nose. And he is the focus of Liu Hong's attention, so his actions all fell into Liu Hong's eyes.

"Old fellow, pretend. Isn't it just a naked woman with no clothes on, you haven't seen it before. "Liu Hong knows quite well, this guy is not old-hearted, not long ago when he married the tenth concubine, he mixed a lot of gifts with him, but now he is pretending to be serious. For such a person, even if it is his father-in-law, he has to tease him, "Qiao Aiqing, what's wrong, but are you dissatisfied with the 'plate' in front of you?" It doesn't matter, I still have a lot of spare ones here, so you can't pick and choose and find one that you are satisfied with! ”

If others dare to tease Qiao Xuan like this, Qiao Xuan can definitely slap his face with the soles of his shoes. But in the face of Liu Hong, he could only endure it, "Your Majesty, Weichen is satisfied, satisfied." As he spoke, his face flushed, and he was almost down to the ground.

Qiao Xuan is a scholar of the Ministry of Rites, and he has always been solemn and serious in front of people. Now that he is embarrassed, in the eyes of other officials, especially those young officials who have been "rectified" by him, don't mention the funny.

"It's good to be satisfied, it's good to be satisfied." Anyway, Qiao Xuan is so old, and Liu Hong is afraid that something will go wrong with him. So, I changed the subject, "Ladies and gentlemen, this dish is a famous dish of the Wa country." I think everyone is in a hurry, so let's start. ”

Those young officials have been waiting for Liu Hong's words for a long time. Now as soon as Liu Hong said that it began, they began to put down their chopsticks. Of course, there are many sandwiches that are not from the above, but directly at people. But those who are old are different, holding chopsticks, and they are not embarrassed to fall for a long time. Even the generous Liu Qi is like this.

Qiao Xuan is old, and he is still his father-in-law, he has a little scruples about flirting, but Liu Qian is different, "Uncle Huang, didn't you go to the palace a few days ago to urge me, why don't you eat the food now." I'm telling you, if this thing gets cold, it won't taste good. ”

Seeing that Liu Hong was funny, Liu Qian shook his head for a while. After all, he is also a prime minister, and that requires majesty. This kind of dish, if he eats it in private, it doesn't matter, but if he is so in public, he sandwiches it on a naked woman, where is his majesty, and how will he manage people in the future.

However, Liu Hong didn't care about this, he put a rice ball on the naked girl in front of him and put it in his mouth, and said, "Uncle Huang, you won't be dirty, right?" Let me tell you, these maidens are carefully selected virgins and carefully washed for 90 minutes before being plated to ensure that they are clean and hygienic. ”

"Your Majesty, Weichen is this, this is ......" Liu Qian didn't say anything for a long time.

"Alright, needless to say, I know." Seeing Liu Qi's appearance, Liu Hong was about to burst out laughing, "Isn't it just that Uncle Huang is shy, I understand!" ”

As soon as Liu Hong said this, many ministers couldn't hold back and squirted out directly. Even those people who have been embarrassed by Qiao Xuan couldn't hold back. Liu Qian has been the prime minister for so many years, and he is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Seeing this, he quickly calmed down.

"Your Majesty. Wechen has something to be shy about. Saying that, Liu Qian also put a rice ball in his mouth, and said: "Weichen didn't eat it just now, but he just thought that the dish of the Wa Kingdom was quite creative, and he wanted His Majesty to take this 'plate' away directly after the banquet. ”

"So that's the case, I thought Uncle Huang was shy." As he spoke, Liu Hong smiled. "But Uncle Huang, you are too inauthentic, I kindly invited you to dinner, why do you still pack all the 'plates' back?"

"Your Majesty, isn't it just a 'plate'. You still have so much there, just give Weichen one. What can it do? ”

"Uncle Huang. You're talking too lightly. You don't know, I've worked hard to train these 'plates'. Seeing that all the ministers were stunned to listen, Liu Hong stabbed the naked woman in front of him with chopsticks and said, "See, these people." Now they've been completely trained to be 'plates', and no matter how much you poke them, they're motionless. ”

Hearing Liu Hong's words, those young ministers. They all poked open with chopsticks. And no matter how they poked, it was the same as what Liu Hong said, now, those ministers were curious, and many people asked directly, "Your Majesty, how do you train?" ”

"How is it trained? I'm telling you that this training has taken a lot of effort. Hearing those ministers ask, Liu Hong gave them a blank job, "These people, in order to be a good 'plate', must place an egg at each of the six points on the naked body, so that after lying still for two hours, the egg is still in place." And during this quiet lying process, some people sprinkled cold water on them from time to time. As soon as an egg slips off your body, you have to start all over again. ”

"Isn't it, it needs to be so harsh?"

"So harsh? Where is this? Liu Hong pursed his lips and continued: "It's just training this, anyone with perseverance can do it, why don't I feel sorry for a 'plate'." ”

"Oh, what else is needed then?" Hearing Liu Hong's words, Liu Qian asked curiously.

"I told you that in order to be this 'plate', you must first be a virgin. After all, we are all people with status, and the impure remnants of the flowers and willows must stay away from us, even if they are 'plates'. Seeing everyone's nod of approval, Liu Hong continued: "The second is to have a good appearance, smooth and fair skin, and of course, the most important thing is to have less hair." Everyone understands this! ”

Hearing Liu Hong's words, everyone burst into laughter.

"Next, it's a well-proportioned body, not too thin and too fat, too thin and too fat, which will affect people's appetite. And in order to be able to do a good job of 'plate', you have to choose a peaceful, calm, and patient personality. You say, is it easy for me to pick these 'plates'? ”

"It's not easy!" Hearing Liu Hong's words, everyone nodded.

"Actually, it's not that hard!" Seeing that everyone agreed, Liu Hong continued: "Since this dish is a famous dish of the Japanese country, in order to maintain the purity of this dish, it is necessary to use the Japanese woman as a 'plate', which is really the most difficult thing to do!" After all, everyone knows the quality of Japanese women, and if you want to choose a qualified one, it's really not that easy! ”

"Your Majesty, since this is the case, then you should ask Wei Chen to bring the 'plate' back. Otherwise, these 'plates' are not used by you, isn't it a pity that you have put in this effort? ”

"Not really? How is this possible! Liu Hong said: "These 'plates' are all prepared by me for the Waguo Pavilion of the Xiaoyao Club. Tomorrow the Wakoku Pavilion will open, and this human body will be the finale of the Wakoku Pavilion. Moreover, I also decided that in order to make it more convenient for people to enjoy this delicacy, the Wakoku Museum also provides an appointment service. As long as you make a reservation, you don't need to go to the clan hall to enjoy it. ”

"Your Majesty, what about Weichen, are you not authentic, and you actually advertise for the guild hall by inviting guests?"

"What kind of advertising is this? Next, I'm going to advertise! Liu Hong didn't care about Liu Qian's "accusation" at all, and said: "Tomorrow the Wa Guo Pavilion will open, and I will decide to auction the first time of the Wa Guo Queen." ”

"Did you hear that, for the first time?" Seeing that everyone was listening attentively, Liu Hong said with a lewd smile: "I tell you, you are blessed, that queen of the Japanese kingdom is still a chick." This is the thing that opens the bud for the queen, it can't be caught up for many years, so don't miss it! (To be continued......)