Chapter 7 Conversation Time Every Day
Zhu Jianshen was stunned!
The mouth is numb, the tongue and the mouth are integrated, and a huge breath rushes straight to the heavenly spirit, which is actually not the rhythm of opening up the veins but ice!
Since it's ice, why is this bastard talking so heroic!
With a breath in his throat, he beckoned to the little eunuch next to him: "Go." Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½γγ To Yue Aiqing, too... Also ice a bit of ice. β
The next moment, Yue Zhang was stuffed with ice cubes by two little eunuchs.
numbness in the mouth...
I feel like my tongue is gone...
A huge breath rushed straight to the heavenly spirit...
Yue Zhang's mouth was full of ice cubes, and he wanted to cry without tears; It seems that the emperor still can't be flirted casually.
His tongue was already frozen, and Yue Zhang spit out the ice, "Put Sang, Chenfu is greasy, and when it is cold and hot, Cory will make it slightly hot." Good rabbit for Buddha head oil. (Your Majesty, the minister is not playing tricks on you, one cold and one hot can make the blood flow.) Good for the tongue. οΌ
"Humph! Roar as if to do it, float to wash... Wash the dragon. (Humph!) Do your job well and don't tease me. οΌ
The two of them had their tongues wide and discussed the ice cubes for a long time. The eunuchs standing behind Zhu Jianshen wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh, and they almost suffocated their internal injuries.
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It took a long time for Yue Zhang to feel his tongue sentient. But the mouth is very sore, like a swarm of ants crawling on the tongue.
But although it was uncomfortable, the speech returned to normal.
So he said to Zhu Jianshen: "Your Majesty, this is really not a trick on you. This method promotes blood flow and relaxes the tongue. Does the emperor feel that his tongue is no longer cold, but hot and swollen? β
Zhu Jianshen felt the coldness in his mouth dissipate, and his tongue was sour at first, but finally it seemed to be burned by fire. The tongue rises and rises with the beating of the heart, which is so uncomfortable.
Listening to what he said, he nodded hurriedly and asked what the reason was.
"Your Majesty, everything in this world has its laws and changes. Whatever it is, it gets bigger when it's hot, and it gets smaller when it's cold. As soon as it was cold and hot, the blood in the mouth expanded and contracted, and this is the truth. β
Zhu Jian thought about it for a while, and said: "This is the truth, I once read "Huayang National Chronicles", and when Li Bing and his son built Dujiangyan, they found that when they burned the boulder with fire, and then poured cold water on it, the mountain stone would crack. Presumably, it is the same as what Aiqing said about thermal expansion and cold contraction. (This paragraph is long, do not stutter treatment, please see the official to make up for it by yourself.) οΌ
Yue Zhang was a little surprised when he heard this, and he still underestimated Zhu Jianshen.
Although this little emperor has some personality problems and stammers when he speaks, he is the king of a country in the end.
As soon as he said that, he could think of the accounts in the classics, at least this erudition was not covered.
Thinking of this, I also collected my thoughts and became serious.
Yue Zhang said with an expression of admiration: "The emperor is erudite, and the ministers admire." It is this truth that has been recorded in history since ancient times, and the ministers are lonely and unheard. Now the emperor has broken his word, and Weichen has been taught. β
From the court to the deep palace, few people know Zhu Jianshen's erudition and strong memory.
Because of the relationship that is not good at expression, neither the courtiers nor his relatives have found this advantage in him.
Now that he was praised and appreciated by Yue Zhang, Zhu Jian was secretly proud, so he smiled and told Yue Zhang other allusions about heat.
Yue Zhang listened humbly for a long time, and the more he listened, the more he felt that the little emperor in front of him was not simple--there were too many goods in his stomach.
After Zhu Jianshen finished speaking, Yue Zhang took advantage of his breath to rush and said, "Your Majesty, let's continue the treatment." Now that physiotherapy is over, let's move on to the next step. Let's continue to relax our tongues at this step, come and learn from me. β
After that, he stood upright, took a deep breath, and then said quickly: "Masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbationγγγγγγ β
Zhu Jianshen: "Masturbation, masturbation, masturbation, masturbationγγγγγγ β
After a cup of tea.
Yue Zhang signaled to stop and said, "Does the emperor feel that his tongue is more flexible?" β
"Yes!"
Zhu Jianshen stroked for a long time, and magically felt that his tongue had never listened to himself. Although what is said is meaningless, at least there is a pattern to follow, and this time, the depression caused by long-term stuttering is swept away.
Yue Zhang looked at Zhu Jianshen, who was still whispering "masturbation" in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Okay, then it's the most important step today." β
Zhu Jianshen straightened his face when he heard this, stopped muttering in his mouth, and looked at him solemnly like a baby.
Yue Zhang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Today is also the most important thing in the next few days. Speaking of this, he paused, "That is, from now on, every word you say, you must say it word by word." Remember not to rush, bite every word clearly, and don't repeat the previous word because of a stutter. Can it be done? β
Zhu Jian thought about it for a while, and hesitated: "That's still... There's no hurry... Hurry to kill someone else? β
Yue Zhang sweated, and said in his heart that this is really a good person, he has stammered like this, and he still thinks about whether others are in a hurry! You have a word card for half a day to kill others!
He patted his forehead and said, "This is the most important step to cure you, you don't care about others." Be sure to do what I say! Otherwise, I won't be responsible if I can't cure it! β
Zhu Jianshen hurriedly said: "Okay, I take pictures... Shine. When Yue Zhang saw him repeating the last word, he glared at him fiercely, and Zhu Jianshen immediately changed his words: "I, according to, do it, just, yes." β
Although Zhu Jianshen said slowly, there was a pause in the middle of the words, but it was indeed as Yue Zhang said, and he bit every word clearly.
Seeing this, Yue Zhang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, that's it." Your Majesty, the ministers are brave enough to give you a task. β
Zhu Jianshen was curious, and asked slowly: "No, no." What, what, what, what? β
Yue Zhang raised his hand and pointed at the little eunuch who had just gone to serve the copper basin, and said, "Please take half an hour every day to chat with him." β
The little eunuch was overjoyed, and said in his heart that he had gone out on the right foot today and met a nobleman! If we talk to the emperor for half an hour every day, we will be regarded as a celebrity in front of the emperor!
In the system of eunuchs, whoever has the best relationship with the emperor has the highest status. Usually, the emperor doesn't communicate much with the servants around him.
Don't underestimate this half an hour, use this time to understand a little bit of accidents, some mouthful, isn't it a piece of cake to get the emperor's favor?
Zhu Jianshen was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, this is not nonsense, what do I have to talk about as an emperor and this eunuch? Talk about the mental activities and living conditions of people with physical disabilities? I just have to find a good person to talk to!
He squinted his eyes and looked at the little eunuch beside him, coughed lightly twice, and the little eunuch immediately received his face full of joy when he heard it.
Only then did Zhu Jianshen turn his head and say, "Love, Qing." No, such as, you, every, day, over, come. With, I, chat, heaven. Also, good, anytime, timely, diagnosis, treatment. β
Yue Zhang was right when he thought about it, just now he thought that there were many things in Huangzhuang, and it was too troublesome to run back and forth every day. But after Zhu Jianshen said this, he also reacted, the affairs of Huangzhuang have been laid, and the rest of his own affairs are fine.
Thinking of this, he accepted it and said yes.
The little eunuch's heart was shattered, and his bright future slipped away, coming softly, quietly, leaving no hopeγγγγγγ
However, he also showed Yue Zhang's affection and glanced at Yue Zhang gratefully.
After all, Yue Zhang gave him a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but in the end, it was the emperor's own decision, and he only blamed himself for his bad luck and couldn't blame others.
Yue Zhang chatted with Zhu Jianshen for a while, and then retreated.