One day in January 1938, Guanjiangkou, Lianyungang City, Jiangsu Province. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info the weather is gloomy and the north wind is howling. A little boy came from the south, fourteen or fifteen years old, one and a half meters tall, with a rectangular face, a face covered with dust, and a scar on his forehead. He walked slowly, tired and hungry, but his eyes were filled with hatred and persistence.

The river was tumbling and rolling, and a gray bird screamed and skimmed across the river and landed on a ruin, its dark eyes staring at the child who was walking slowly. Seeing the ruins, the boy's eyes widened at once, revealing surprise and sadness. He ran over like crazy, and the bird flew away in fright.

He rummaged through the ruins and found a stone tablet with a few large characters engraved on it: Erlang Temple. The boy's tears flowed from his eyes. He looked around, and there were broken rocks and rotten earth everywhere, and there was a stone statue, which was also broken. The boy squatted down and hugged the stone statue and cried: "Erlang God, you are a great immortal, even Sun Wukong can't beat you, why can't you even defend your own temple?" The Japanese blew up my mother and brother, killed my father and grandfather, and killed all the people of Nanjing, why don't you save them? Whining! Tears flowed down her cheeks.

Suddenly, the boy grabbed a handful of earth and stones, stood up and threw them around, shouting: "Erlang God, you are a big liar, there is no immortal like you in the world." Neither did Sun Wukong. You are all big liars! The boy cried and cursed and threw the stone into the air.

In the void above the ruins of the Erlang Temple, a splendid palace suddenly appeared. On the lintel is written in large golden letters: Erlang Temple. More than a dozen immortals were eating, drinking, and laughing inside. There are two people sitting in the middle, one is wearing a fan cloud crown, wearing a hydration suit, a silk belt around his waist, bast shoes on his feet, a demon sword on his waist, a thin face, especially an erect eye between the eyebrows. This god is none other than Erlang Shenjun Yang Jian. On the opposite side, a monkey wearing a yellow robe, sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, with long hair on his face, and giggling, is none other than the Monkey King. Huaguo Mountain is not far southeast of the mouth of the Guanjiang River, and Sun Wukong often comes here to drink and chat.

"Haha, Erlang, the kids outside are scolding you, hehe, scolding well!" Sun Wukong pointed at the child outside with his hand, and drank a glass of immortal wine with his neck up. Immediately, a fairy child poured it next to him.

Yang Jian's eyebrows widened, and a divine light shot out, piercing the void, penetrating the boy's skull, and hovering over the nerves for a while. Yang Jian closed his eyes, grabbed the wine jug, raised his neck and drank it all, his face was gloomy, and he said slowly: "Monkey, this child is called Long Xiaotian, it is too miserable, his mother and younger brother were killed by Japanese artillery, and his grandfather and father were shot and killed by the Japanese. He loved both of us since we were kids! ”

Sun Wukong opened his fiery eyes, and also searched the child's brain nerves, and said: "Haha, the child's favorite is me, scold you and don't scold me!" Ha ha. Sun Wukong smiled, opening his teeth and claws.

At this time, outside the void, the boy looked in the southeast direction, grabbed a stone, threw it over, and shouted: "Sun Monkey, you are not a good thing either, why don't you leave us alone?" You're not a Monkey King, you're a Bi Ma Wen! ”

Yang Jian heard the boy's scolding, looked at Wukong, and smiled bitterly.

Sun Wukong no longer smiled, sighed, grabbed the wine jug and drank it in one gulp, and scolded: "This Jade Emperor is too much of a thing, forbidding us immortals to make a move, if it is according to my old grandson's previous temperament, smash the Japanese archipelago with a stick." ”

Erlang Shenjun's face was pale, he crushed the wine jug made of gold in his hand, stared at Wukong and said, "He has believed in my Erlang Shenjun since he was a child, and he crawled out of the pile of dead people to find my hometown, can I just watch it?" ”

Wukong's monkey eyes rolled wildly and said, "I am now fighting to defeat the Buddha, not the Monkey King, and I must abide by the rules of the main god." Neither of us can help the Chinese people. Still, it's okay to help this kid. ”

Yang Jian's eyes lit up and said, "Okay." I'll help the kid. If the Jade Emperor blames it, I will bear it. With that, with a wave of his big hand, a wave of divine power was released, penetrating the void and enveloping the boy Long Xiaotian at once.

Long Xiaotian was scolding, and suddenly felt a magical force pull him off the ground, flew into the air, and suddenly broke into a strange world. He stared blankly at Yang Jian and Sun Wukong in the temple, completely stunned. He couldn't believe his eyes, rubbed them and looked at them again, yes, the two people sitting in front of him were similar to Erlang God and Monkey King on the stage. What's going on, is there really a god?

"I am Erlang Shenjun Yang Jian. This one is the Monkey King. Yang Jian introduced.

Long Xiaotian cried excitedly, knelt down and kowtowed, and shouted: "Please let the gods save the people of Nanjing City, let the devils kill them all!" Whining. ”

Yang Jian sighed, pulled up Long Xiaotian, and said, "Child, this matter is a long story. Pangu opened the world and became five main gods after his death: the Jade Emperor, God, Allah, Buddha and Demon Emperor. In order to compete, the five gods created human beings to compete in their place. Originally, the main god controlled human beings to master technology, because human beings did not believe in God after they had technology. The Demon Emperor secretly formed a Freemason Society and taught humans technology, and the humans in the world began to rebel against the gods. The main gods acquiesced to the Demon Emperor Satan to stir up trouble among mankind, intending to destroy the entire human race and recreate it. Therefore, in these two world wars, the Lord God forbade us, the god-men, to participate. ”

Long Xiaotian was confused when he heard it, thought about it, and said, "The Jade Emperor doesn't care about us Chinese?" My grandpa and grandma often kowtow to them? ”

Erlang God sighed and said, "This question is more complicated to say. The Jade Emperor is the main god of China, and he naturally loves China. China developed the Han and Tang dynasties under the protection of the Jade Emperor, but the Chinese especially believed in Buddhism. As a result, the Jade Emperor was furious and no longer loved China, and China has been in decline since then, and now it has been beaten by a small country to lose its armor. ”

Long Xiaotian said: "Erlang God, I have known since I was a child that you are the most powerful god in China, and you can't watch the Chinese people suffer." ”

Wukong heard Long Xiaotian praise Erlang God, frowned, coughed dryly, and said: "Long Xiaotian, he Erlang God doesn't dare to care, I care." I'll teach you a breath of immortal qi and let you go out to kill devils, how about it? ”

Long Xiaotian was overjoyed, turned to Sun Wukong and said, "I knew that you were the Monkey King, China's number one god of war, and even the Jade Emperor was afraid of you." ”

Wukong glanced at Yang Jian proudly, then observed Long Xiaotian's body with fiery eyes, and said with a straight face: "Child, your qualifications are good, I will give you a breath of immortal qi to help you transform your body and brain, make you infinitely powerful, extremely smart, and make you immortal." However, I can't help you in vain, because it's against the rules of heaven. You don't want to talk to outsiders about this, you can't let them see that you are using divine powers, and when the Japanese devils surrender, you will be killed by the fairy qi. Think about it, would you like to? ”

Long Xiaotian hesitated, thinking of his mother who was killed by the explosion and his father and grandfather who were killed, anger rose in his mind, he clenched his fists, and said, "I promise not to say anything about you." In order to avenge my father's mother, it is worth dying! "That's a lot to say.

Wukong nodded appreciatively and said, "This is a manly man!" He opened his mouth, poofed, and blew out a breath of immortal qi, which penetrated through Long Xiaotian's nostrils and stayed in his stomach.

Long Xiaotian only felt warm and numb in his stomach.

Yang Jian said: "Monkey, your immortal qi makes him strengthen his body and brain, and I, too, give him a breath of immortal qi and teach him the military knowledge and skills in the world now." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the outside world, and countless rays of light swarmed in, condensing a mist in the palm of his hand. Yang Jian opened his mouth and blew, and this mist brushed into Long Xiaotian's brain.

Long Xiaotian only felt that his head was numb, and then many words and pictures flashed in his mind, including pictures of pistols, machine guns, and cannons. He was so excited that he imagined himself shooting the devil. He looked at the food on the table in front of him again, and his stomach growled.

Wukong laughed and said, "Long Xiaotian, you sit down and follow us to eat." With a wave of his hand, a chair appeared out of thin air.

Long Xiaotian was not polite, sat down on the chair, stretched out his dirty hand and grabbed a chicken thigh and gnawed it. After a while, he ate everything on the table like a storm, and then stopped with a full burp.

Yang Jian and Wukong watched from the side, their noses were sour and their eyes were moist.

Long Xiaotian clenched his fists and said strangely, "My strength hasn't increased?" "Touch your stomach and feel that fairy breath.

Wukong smiled and said, "Immortal Qi must travel in your body and brain to strengthen your body. ”

Long Xiaotian stared at Wukong's ears for a while, and said, "Great Sage, can you lend me the golden hoop stick to use, and then return it to you after beating the devil." ”

Wukong and Yang Jian burst out laughing. Yang Jian smiled and said, "Long Xiaotian, the monkey's golden hoop stick weighs 108,000 catties, can you hold it?" ”

Long Xiaotian had a regretful look on his face.

Wukong scratched his head, plucked a monkey hair, and said, "I'll turn you into a little golden hoop stick." Then he said "change", and in the blink of an eye, the monkey hair turned into a golden rod, one and a half meters long, and the thickness of a thumb. Wukong handed the little golden hoop stick to Long Xiaotian.

Long Xiaotian took it and weighed it, feeling very handy.

Yang Jian said: "The stick can only be smashed, not cut." I'll make you a knife tip. He took his three-pointed, two-edged knife and slapped it on it, and the tip of a palm-long knife fell into his hand. Yang Jian put the tip of the knife to the top of the small golden hoop stick, opened his vertical eyes, and shot out a white light, and the tip of the knife was connected to the stick, like a long dagger.

Long Xiaotian held the pointed golden hoop stick in both hands, waved it, felt very good, and laughed.

Wukong said, "Xiaotian, you can also say that your voice is quieter, and you can hide it in your ears like me." ”

Long Xiaotian was skeptical, and tried to say "get smaller", but the little golden hoop stick was really shortened by half. He was pleasantly surprised, and when it became smaller, the little golden rod was shortened by half, and soon became shorter than an embroidery needle. Long Xiaotian put it in his ears and jumped on tiptoe a few times.

Wukong smiled: "Haha, don't worry, the golden hoop stick has spirituality, it won't puncture your eardrums, and it won't fall out." ”

Long Xiaotian was very moved, and knelt down to kowtow to the two gods.

Wukong said: "Xiaotian, now I want to temper your body, I have to make you unconscious, otherwise you will be in unbearable pain." ”

Long Xiaotian nodded.

Wukong stretched out his hand and pointed, and a divine light emitted, hitting Long Xiaotian's brain. He then fell asleep. Wukong unleashed his divine power to drive the immortal energy in Long Xiaotian's body to swim throughout his body. I saw Long Xiaotian's body bulging or collapsing from time to time......

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?? ? M?b?? Our Japanese soldiers are not people, they are bastards, they even kill civilians and prisoners, return ** women, rob property, and burn houses. Such an army is the same as a beast! ”

The Japanese soldiers below looked shaken.

And I replied, "All those bad things were done by others, and I have never done a single thing." Tyrannosaurus rex asked me, really; I replied, "Really." If I'm lying, then, Takahashi's ancestors were all raised. In this way, the tyrannosaurus spared my life! I'm done, it's as simple as that, you can kill soldiers on the battlefield, but you can't kill civilians and prisoners! Long Xiaotian said solemnly, scanning the audience.

The Japanese nods frequently. Toshiro applauded happily, others applauded, and his mood improved instantly, because he had found a way to save his life, could he not be happy?

Yu Tian was happy when he saw that the Japanese army was happy, and he picked up a thermos and diligently poured water for Long Xiaotian's teacup, saying: "Thanks to Takahashi-kun, the soldiers' tyrannosaurus phobia must be alleviated, in fact, I myself do not approve of the massacre of civilians." ”

Long Xiaotian smiled: "A thousand dollars is a bit less." ”

Yu Tian also smiled: "Of course." I will ask the division commander to reward you heavily. Thank you very much this time Takahashi-kun, you are worthy of being an elite samurai of the Japanese Empire, with first-class martial arts and first-class thinking. Thanks a lot. After speaking, he bowed respectfully to Long Xiaotian.

All the Japanese troops in the audience unanimously bowed to Long Xiaotian.

Long Xiaotian was deeply moved, felt embarrassed, and said in his heart, Japanese devils really understand etiquette, well, kill less in the future.