Chen Jin walked out of Liu Bei's mansion alive, he really didn't expect Liu Bei to have such a powerful Tang monk attribute, Chen Jin really wanted to learn to hang himself from a little monster. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info "It seems that if you can come here in the future, you won't come, the book only says how can Liu Bei cry, I haven't mentioned that Liu Bei can still say this, it seems that I can't come in the future!" Chen Jin looked at the gate of Liu Bei's mansion with palpitations. I don't know you well, and I'm flattered by your enthusiasm. Then he sighed and said, "It's a loss." Since the horseshoe was sold to Liu Bei, he simply sold the saddle and stirrups and everything, and he couldn't make money if he left it in his head anyway, and he didn't take it out to change his name, so it was a good deal to ask for personal favors.

In fact, it's no wonder that Liu Bei is so verbose, he is easy to get excited when he sees good things, and he is easy to talk a lot when he is excited. You don't see, some people usually don't talk much, but when they are excited, the words are like surging rivers, and they can't be controlled, of course, they are excited because they drank too much, but Liu Bei is excited because Chen Jin is really talented!

After Chen Jin left, Liu Bei looked at his back and sighed: "Chen Anji, he is really a genius in the world." Zhuge Liang also nodded again and again on the side.

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In this way, Chen Jin returned to the leisurely days of sleeping, eating, and going to work every day to beat Xiao Zhu. Good times always pass too quickly, and three months pass by in a blink of an eye. Now the relationship between Chen Jin and Zhang Fei is very good, mainly when Chen Jin is bored, he likes to tell stories to his subordinates, once Zhang Fei came to get weapons, just Chen Jin told stories again, Zhang Fei heard it, and felt quite interesting, so in the future, as soon as Zhang Fei had time, he would find Chen in to drink tea and chat, the most important thing is to tell stories, come and go, Chen Jin can also be regarded as understanding Zhang Fei: true temperament, straight temper. So the two of them can be regarded as inseparable friends.

On this day, Zhang Fei came to urge Chen Jin to tell him a story, Chen Jin's story was hollowed out by him, then there was still a story to tell, so he began to shirk it in every possible way, Zhang Fei did not comply, and decided to speak with his fists, Chen Jin was helpless, so he began to ridicule Zhang Fei.

Chen Jin said: "One day Zhang Fei and Xiahou Yuan went to war,"

Zhang Fei frowned: "Huh?"

"This story is pure fiction, and if there are similarities, it is purely a coincidence." Chen Jin continued: "You still don't listen."

"Listen, of course you have to listen, but you can't help but hack my old Zhang, I think my old Zhang is also a Yushu Linfeng, a talent, heroic." Zhang Fei finally got a story to listen to, it was so easy to let go, and he recognized that it was his own, but he didn't forget to go to insurance, and he couldn't let him hack himself, not to mention that what he wanted to tell was his heroic and difficult side. Hey, there's a whatever!

Chen Jin is no longer surprised by this, narcissistic and arrogant, bragging, and sometimes having a child's temper, which really makes people laugh and cry.

So Chen Jin continued: "One day Zhang Fei and Xiahou Yuan went to war, and Xiahou Juan asked to fight."

"Which green onion is Xiahou Juan, and she also fights with me." Zhang Fei looked disdainful.

Chen Jin said angrily: "How many times have I told you, don't interject when I tell a story."

Zhang Fei said with a smile: "I forgot, I always can't help it."

Chen Jin gave Zhang Fei a big roll of his eyes and continued: "Xiahou Yuan didn't want Xiahou Juan to fight, so he told her that Zhang Fei had ten thousand people who were not brave, and you would be killed by him if you went."

Zhang Fei nodded with a smile, and then had an expression like you hurriedly speaking.

"Xiahou Juan said that Zhang Fei has courage and no strategy, I just need to outwit it. So Xiahou Yuan agreed. When Xiahou Juan saw Zhang Fei, she asked if it was Wubi or Wenbi. Zhang Fei saw Xiahou Juan as a petite woman, didn't Wubi bully her, so he chose Wenbi. Chen Jin paused for a moment as he spoke.

Zhang Fei was a little anxious: "You should hurry up!"

"Xia Houjuan's method of proposing Wenbi is to make gestures, if anyone loses, then promise the other party a condition." Chen Jin cleared his throat and continued: "Xiahou Juan first took a circle in the air." Chen Jin also took a circle in the air as he spoke. "What about me? What about me? Zhang Fei hurriedly asked.

"You, you've spent a bar in the air."

"And then?" Zhang Fei urged again.

Then Xia Houjuan stretched out a finger.

"What about me?"

"You stretched out three sticks."

"And then?"

Xiahoujuan touched her stomach.

"What about me?"

"You shook your hand."

"Hurry up, don't ask me, you tell me, I'm in a hurry."

"Okay, if you shake your hand, Xiahoujuan will admit defeat." Chen Jin shook his shoulders.

"Gone?"

"It's gone."

"What do you mean?"

"Xia Houjuan drew a circle to ask you if you eat flatbread, and you drew a horizontal line to say that I only eat noodles; She stretches out a finger to ask if you can eat one bowl, and you stretch out three sticks to say at least three bowls; She touches her stomach to ask if you can hold it, and you shake your hand to say it's a piece of cake. After finishing speaking, he held back a smile, looking so hard.

Who knew that Zhang Fei came to the pen with a divine pen, and said casually: "That's right." Chen Jin couldn't hold back any longer, and began to laugh out loud, laughing until his stomach hurt, Zhang Fei touched the back of his head on the side, did I say something wrong?

After Chen Jin stopped laughing, but he still had a little twitching, but he couldn't help but laugh again from time to time, Zhang Fei saw that something was wrong, clenched his fist the size of a sandbag, and said to Chen Jin viciously: "Speak well."

Chen Jin held back his strength to prevent himself from laughing, and then said to Zhang Fei: "She drew a circle to say that their territory has a radius of thousands of miles, and you draw a horizontal circle to say that you want to row a river with him and rule; She stretched out one finger to say that they want to dominate the world, you stretched out three fingers to say that the three of you brothers are invincible in the world, she touched her belly, it means that they are full of talents and full of economy, and you shake your hand to say that the literati have misled the country, and they are useless scholars. ”

"Are you telling the truth this time?"

"Really, really, more really, than real gold." Chen Jin should complain again, this story was originally told by him, it's not that he has the final say, Zhang Fei is also true, his brain is funny, Chen Jin is afraid that Zhang Fei won't believe it, so he continued: "If you don't believe it, you can ask two more people!"

"Makes sense." Zhang Fei finished speaking and left.

Uh, there's a damn good! Forget it, let him be, his voice is so loud, no wonder he can drink Cao Cao's millions of soldiers and horses, and he can be quiet for a while when he leaves.

After a while, Chen Jin was confused, and when he woke up again, the sun was about to set. Suddenly, Chen Jin saw a lot of mice scurrying around, and immediately complained: "It's not night yet, you guys come out to wander around, I really don't know how to write dead words." After that, you have to call someone to catch mice. And at this time, a blue and white pillar of light appeared in the sky, which was very beautiful, but Chen Jin was shocked when he saw it, and immediately shouted: "It's not good!" After that, he hurriedly went straight to Liu Bei's mansion...