Chapter 109: Imitation is a compulsory course for the disguise major
After entering the restaurant to find a place to sit down, Hu Zhou began to order food without being polite. At the end of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info, I also asked for the altar of Qingcang wine. Just this jar of wine, let He Yun pick up the copper coins before for nothing.
He Yun couldn't even pretend that his face didn't change, and he was directly speechless.
By the time the dishes were served, He Yun had been resurrected with full blood, which made people have to admire his ability to survive. He began to babble again.
Hu Zhou replied, some were silent, and he didn't have the consciousness of eating people's mouths, he thought for a while and asked, "Where did you learn?" If it's inconvenient to say, I didn't ask. ”
It's really inconvenient to say that the master is really down, but He Yun, who has been holding back until now, has to say a few words anyway, "There is no teacher, and the master who accepted me into the school has a strange temper, and he doesn't allow me to call him master, and even for three years, I don't even know what his surname is." ”
Of course, this is not all true, for example, He Yun knows that the surname of the person who passed on his disguise technique is Song. Then, based on this surname, he can deduce who the martial arts predecessor who lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests and was unwilling to bring his craft into the coffin. But this person is not a moral gentleman, but has a bad record, He Yun naturally will not just say, Song Shu is my master. Then he may wake up the next day and suddenly find that someone has broken his leg, and he was unconscious last night. Not an exaggeration at all.
Song Shu has a nickname, Jade Face Langjun. No one called him that anymore except himself, and everyone gritted their teeth and called him a flower thief.
It's a pity that when He Yun met Song Shu, he had been abolished from martial arts and had a broken leg, so He Yun had nothing else but to learn a disguise technique.
"Xu is that he saw that you would use the disguise technique to deceive, for fear of insulting the teacher, so he didn't let you tell others where the teacher was." Hu Zhou burped and said very sincerely.
"It's that he never told me how I told anyone else. Also, when did I cheat? "Judging from the state, He Yun's wine is excellent.
"Deliberately disguised handsome and extraordinary, in order to attract the attention of some women, isn't it swagger? Make people who are carried away by jealousy find you to gamble on chess, even if you are occupied by the first hand immortals, you can't win the endgame, isn't it cheating? It seems that after a few glasses of wine, Hu Zhou's words began to increase.
Of course, this is a scene that He Yun is happy to see, but the inability to refute it also made him almost injured internally, he smiled and said: "Since my brother can see it, I will get straight to the point, and today I invite my brother to drink, I also want to talk about cooperation with you, and I will earn money together." ”
"How to cooperate, is it when you set up a stall again, I will stand on one side, or will I simply play the chess game, and you will bring in some people to support the game?" Hu Zhou said with a smile.
He Yun was slightly stunned, then patted Hu Zhou's shoulder and said in surprise: "Brother understands people." Talking to smart people is to save effort, how about it, you and I cooperate, it is absolutely profitable. ”
"How do I split the bill?" Hu Zhou pointed to the core.
"You're one, I'm nine." He Yun picked his teeth and said tentatively. He Yun, who consciously knew how to negotiate, secretly calculated until the fourth or sixth, and he did not retreat.
Hu Zhou shook his head and said: "It is said that I am just standing on the side, although the profit has increased by more than 30%, but the chess game is yours, and the person who plays chess is you, I have taken a lot of 10%, but this business, can we really do it for a long time?" ”
Not being surprised, He Yun was surprised: "Why can't you?" ”
"Those scholars can really be like leeks, one stubble after another?" Hu Zhou questioned.
"Uh...... You can think again. He Yun said uncertainly.
Hu Zhou didn't express his position, didn't object or agree, but asked: "In addition to being able to change your face, do you imitate other people's voices?" ”
"Ventriloquist?" He Yun asked. For Ho Yun, ventriloquism is a compulsory course for the disguise profession. And his mentor Song Shu has a special skill in this regard.
"Well, it's not animals, it's imitation people. For example, can you imitate the sound of my voice? Hu Zhou explained.
Then He Yun learned a sentence, at least seventy percent of them are similar.
Hu Zhou said in a strange voice, "I know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition." ”
He Yun, who understood what he meant, learned again.
Hu Zhou frowned and said, "Just the voice just now, be a little more hoarse." ”
He Yun said it again. This time it's not just about learning, because Hu Zhou asked to be a little more hoarse.
"How long can you hold on to talking in a voice like this?" Hu Zhou asked a little excitedly.
"An hour or two is not a big problem." He Yun said casually.
Hu Zhou nodded, holding back his excitement and said, "I agreed to the cooperation you just said." But I don't want that, there is only one condition, you use the voice you spoke before, go to an inn to tell the story. Of course, it's not in vain, in addition to the fixed salary given to you by the inn, you get 10% of the reward for each guest. ”
"At least there is an advantage in this way, you and I can go out on the street every once in a while, set up a stall to play chess, and don't worry about not being able to harvest leeks from the stubble." Hu Zhou said with a smile.
Don't blame him for being excited, because the voice he asked He Yun to imitate was Master Shan Tianfang. As soon as he thought of the Dragon Gate Inn by him to say martial arts, immeasurable ~~~ that Buddha, Hu Zhou couldn't help but be excited.
He Yun couldn't find a reason to refuse at all, so he raised his glass and said to Hu Zhou: "Then I wish you and my brothers a happy cooperation?" ”
"Good!" Hu Zhou drank it all.
"The inn is yours?" He Yun couldn't help but ask.
Hu Zhou, who knew that he would have this question, did not intend to hide it, and said, "Half of it." ”
"So, Brother Hu has a successful career?" He Yun's eyes rolled quickly as he spoke, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Hu Zhou said with a smile: "The inn is completed, and whether the others can be completed or not depends on the sky." ”
He Yun sighed, did not continue to speak, but kept drinking with his boat. A jar of Qingcang wine, neither of the two was drunk. The banquet was dispersed.
At the entrance of Hongyun Building, the two exchanged contact addresses and parted ways.
Finding a more suitable storyteller, Hu Zhou naturally didn't have to go to Yang Tiexin's place anymore, but returned along the road, and on the bridge he met with He Yun, he took advantage of the lake breeze to disperse the smell of wine.
He watched the scenery on the lake, and naturally some people took him as a landscape, and most of them were women.
However, although the atmosphere on the cloud side is open, there is no such thing as taking the initiative to come forward and talk to a man. There is an exception, that is, someone recognized Hu Zhou as the shopkeeper of Xiaguang Taobao, and then took this opportunity to say a few words to him. From beginning to end, Hu Zhou smiled gently and did not reject people thousands of miles away.
Standing by the bridge, holding on to the railing of the bridge, looking back at the people on and off the bridge, or leisure or busy, Hu Zhou asked himself if he had liked this place. It is to operate with his intentions, and it is necessary to at least have the strength to not interfere with the river water with the group of black-clothed well water. Then, if possible, he wanted to uproot them.