When Qin Daofu heard that someone had put a dung bucket outside, he almost vomited blood and died. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Roared: "Who did it? ”

"Master, I don't know who did it." The housekeeper is also extremely disgusting, who is so disgusting, and dares to put fecal water at the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion, it is simply bold.

It's just that just now, I was really disgusted and couldn't go outside to ask clearly, so I came to seek Qin Daofu's opinion.

Qin Daofu said angrily: "It's the other way around, they are all looking for death, see who did it, drag the master behind the scenes back to me, and kill him." ”

"Dare to provoke our Qin family, I don't want to live."

"Let's go."

The housekeeper then led another group of people and went straight outside.

He promised that if he caught the instigator behind the scenes, he would definitely beat the other party to death according to the master's instructions, bury him alive, and bury him in the yard as fertilizer for the crops.

No, he will rip up the graves of his ancestors, so that they will never be at peace.

More than 100 people opened the gate, swore to death, and rushed out.

Facing the foul-smelling fecal water, the housekeeper Liang Mi wore a veil and rushed out.

Standing in front of the dung bucket and shouting, "Who did it, who did it, stand up for me." ”

Soon, a person came to Liang Mi with a spear and glared, "What did we do?" ”

Wow, hundreds of people rushed over, which suddenly made Liang Mi a little afraid.

Liang Mi said angrily: "Who sent you? What the hell do you want to do, don't you know that this is the Prime Minister's Mansion, are you looking for death? ”

The leader sneered: "Prime Minister's Mansion, that's right, this is the gift package that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has prepared for you Lord Qin." ”

Liang Mi and the others instantly widened their eyes, the gift package prepared by the prince, this gift package is really a little difficult to swallow.

Hearing that the prince asked him to do it, he suddenly didn't know how to refute it, and then he had an idea: "What, it turned out to be His Royal Highness the Prince, they are all their own people, no need to give gifts, big brothers, you have worked hard to carry these things away, we can't use them in the house, really." ”

Liu Chang's guard stood in front of the dung bucket and said proudly: "How does this work, later our Royal Highness will personally come over to give you a gift to the Prime Minister. ”

Liang Mi originally rushed out angrily, but now there is no way at all, the prince's people, he still doesn't dare to move.

Immediately, it was difficult to get rid of these people and let them take away the dung.

After being entangled for a while, he had to temporarily return to the house to report to Qin Daofu.

Liu Chang knew that three hundred buckets of dung water were ready, and led everyone to the Qin Mansion.

"Your Highness is here."

When everyone saw Liu Chang coming, they hurriedly prepared one by one.

Liu Chang fanned the foul smell and frowned, he didn't expect the fecal water to be so stinky, if this is sent to the Qin Mansion, it will definitely let the Qin Mansion enjoy it.

Others are also stinky tears.

"Your Highness!"

Guan Zhan surrounded the Qin Mansion again, and naturally did not dare to withdraw his troops without an order, and his face was also colorless because of the stench of dung, and he also rushed over to say hello to Liu Chang at this moment.

Liu Chang nodded, and also wrapped his mouth and nose with a silk scarf, but the smell was too stinky to stop it at all, and he almost gave up going to the Qin Mansion to embarrass Qin Daofu.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has arrived."

Fan Zhongpeng resisted the urge to vomit and shouted towards the Qin Mansion.

The people of the Qin Mansion immediately opened the door obediently.

"I've seen His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

Everyone knelt down in unison.

Liu Chang was too lazy to talk nonsense, so he greeted him, and immediately everyone lifted the dung bucket one by one, and after following Liu Chang and the others, Yuguan entered the Qin Mansion.

Seeing this, the guards of the Qin Mansion did not dare to stop it at all, so they watched as three hundred buckets of dung water were carried into the courtyard of the mansion by the prince's people, and all of a sudden, the stench became even more unbearable.

Liu Chang was supported by everyone and proudly walked towards the depths of the Qin Mansion.

The people of the Qin Mansion quickly reported the news to Qin Daofu.

After Qin Daofu knew that the fecal water outside was prepared by Liu Chang, he suddenly beat his chest angrily.

"Damn bastard, this guy is disgusting, so inhuman."

At that moment, Qin Daofu seemed to know what Liu Chang was going to do with so much dung and water, just to disgust him Qin Daofu.

provoked Liu Chang, there was absolutely no good end, Qin Daofu knew in his heart, he didn't expect Liu Chang to use such indiscriminate means, he was simply depressed.

It's too late to stop it now.

And Liu Chang has already come, if he is not allowed to bring the fecal water in, I am afraid that it will be impossible, after all, his people can't stop Liu Chang now.

Whoever dares to stop Liu Chang, Liu Chang's personality is a person, and he kills people on the spot, and everyone in his house may be killed by Liu Chang.

Of course, Liu Chang didn't kill him Qin Daofu, and the others, Liu Chang killed him, and he was not afraid of any consequences.

"Don't stop him, whatever he does."

Qin Daofu, who was bitter in his heart, could only do this, endure it, yes, he could only endure it, it really didn't work, he didn't want this mansion, find another one to move in.

But this time, I'm afraid that Liu Chang will be disgusted.

"Prepare to greet the Prince."

What else can Qin Daofu do, Liu Chang came to visit with hundreds of buckets of dung and water, and he had to greet Liu Chang, this was a public visit, not a private visit.

If you don't welcome the prince, you will be criticized, and it can even be said that you are rude to the prince, any small reason will be Liu Chang's means to deal with him.

Qin Daofu personally went out and led everyone in the house to prepare to welcome Liu Chang.

Liu Chang and the others went straight to the courtyard of the Qin Mansion and were greeted by the people in the mansion to the hospitality hall.

On the way, he met Qin Daofu, who came out to greet him.

In such a situation, Qin Daofu naturally would not argue with Liu Chang, and now it is the right thing to send Liu Chang.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is coming to the Humble House, and it is shining."

Qin Daofu covered his mouth and nostrils with a towel, and spoke from inside the towel.

Liu Chang saw Qin Daofu and said arrogantly: "Prime Minister, why did you keep your mouth shut, are you not welcome me?" ”

Well, that's where the search begins.

Qin Daofu really wanted to slap him to death, but he couldn't, so he held back his anger and tore off the towel.

Vomit!

I threw up on the spot.

At the same time, hundreds of people carried dung buckets and began to swing around the Qin Mansion on the left and right, with two guards guarding each bucket of dung and water.

Liu Chang sneered: "Prime Minister, is this not welcome? ”

After Qin Daofu finished vomiting, he still wanted to vomit, so he hurriedly covered his nostrils with a towel and said, "Your Highness misunderstood, I was really disgusted by the fecal water you brought." ”

"It's just that the old man can't understand, why did His Highness bring so much dung water to my house?"

Liu Chang said with a smile: "Prime Minister, as the saying goes, when visiting relatives and visiting the door, you must bring some gifts, how can you be embarrassed to enter the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion without gifts." ”

"It's just that I've always been poor and can't take out anything valuable, so no, I brought these gifts."

"Dare to ask the Prime Minister if he likes it?" (To be continued.) )