“?? ˇ?ˇ??) Hum! It's all your fault ('?') for not coaxing people (〃'o') that people want to cry and beat your chest, big villain!! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ Baa QAQ pounding your chest you are so nasty! (=?ω?)? If you want to hug and hum, people will beat you in the chest with small fists!! (?? ︿???) Big Bad, Kill You (つд?)"

"Father, can you not do this? I can't stand it anymore."

"Silly boy! You monkey cub! You know a bird? Father-in-law is casting the lost BT Dafa, once the spell is cast, it can make the enemy foam at the mouth in disgust and fall to the ground. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info then we can go up and open the treasure chest directly and divide the equipment! ”

"However, instead of foaming at the mouth and falling to the ground with disgust, they are ready to slash you with a knife! Stepfather"

"Huh? Ha? Heroes! Don't do it, I'm from your side! ”

Raising his hand to stop the impending Hades army, Meng Qiu pinched his orchid fingers, smiled flatteringly, and threw a few winks at the leading Hades army with big eyebrows=. =

"Dog eunuch! It's so disgusting, believe it or not, grandpa, I cut you down, and do the right thing for heaven! Seeing Meng Qiu's flattering eyes, Juniper didn't say a word, and shouted angrily with the long knife in his hand. He was really angry, he couldn't stand it anymore, and his heart was broken:

"Legend has it that the great hero who used mysterious firearms to kill countless corrupt officials and corrupt officials and save hundreds of people and his brothers in the underworld!! It's actually a eunuch! Still such a disgusting eunuch! ”

The glorious and great image of idols, friends, and comrades collapsed, and Juniper was angry. If it weren't for Cao Wenbao's order, he would have slashed the BT guy in front of him to set the record straight.

It's okay that Juniper didn't say anything, as soon as he said the word "eunuch", Meng Qiu became angry first, and directly jumped to his feet and scolded: "What's wrong with the eunuch?!" Can't a eunuch be a hero? Can't a eunuch kill a corrupt official? Who is fixed?! Is there an HT file? Are there any ancestral rules? Do you have proof? Take it out and show it to grandpa! ”。 With his left hand crossed his waist and his right index finger pointing at Juniper's nose, Meng Qiu scolded.

"Me! I! I! I didn't! With a red face, Juniper still wanted to talk back with his neck, he stammered for a long time, and lowered his head helplessly, he really couldn't refute it!

Juniper lowered his head here, like a child who had done something wrong, Meng Qiu was foaming at the mouth, swaggering, and like Juniper's father: "Eunuchs should be self-reliant!" Eunuchs can hold up half the sky! Eunuchs are the strongest! Super Eunuch! SUPER UNIVERSE INVINCIBLE, UNPARALLELED IN THE WORLD, INVINCIBLE IN THE WORLD, SWEEPING THE WORLDMOREANDMORE EUNUCHS! (I don't know if I'm right in English, after all, I've only passed level 3 in English). Anyway, why did you come to me? It's been with me for three days, aren't you tired? ”。

"The first two days were followed by others, and today I will ...... Yes! Juniper exclaimed, looking at Meng Qiu with a look of surprise, and the other party looked at him with a smile, his eyes were full of calmness and confidence, and he had an expression of Zhizhu in his hand.

Staring at Meng Qiu, Juniper felt a storm in his heart: "This person easily retreats after each assassination, leaving no clues or traces. Afterwards, the pursuers passed by him, but they didn't notice the slightest strangeness about him. With such painstaking efforts to hide his whereabouts and traces, he can still detect that we are secretly following him! He looks like he's only in his twenties, and he has a doll with all the hair! ”。

Juniper's eyes began to change, from surprise to doubt, from doubt to adoration. Seeing Meng Qiu's hair all over his body, this guy is not as good as Longyang, he wants to recommend himself as a pillow seat, and be my grandfather, right?

"What are you doing? I'm a serious man, I don't go to the Qinglou if I'm rich, and I can't be a man with might! Believe it or not, I'll blow you up! Protecting his chest with both hands, Meng Qiu said with horror on his face, and directly made Juniper blush.

"Ugh! My general has long heard the name of the righteous man and the chivalrous man, so he specially sent me to invite the righteous man to go to the humble house to talk about it. Righteous man, look? In an instant, Juniper gave up on the temptation and decided to take the righteous man to the boss at once, for he feared that he would be tossed to death if he continued like this.

Flicking his sleeves, Meng Qiu squinted and glanced at Juniper, "Lead the way ahead!" He strode forward, followed by seven or eight "little brothers" of the underworld......

Half an hour later

"Anyway, how do you get to your humble house?"

"Righteous man, I thought you had the power to penetrate the heavens and the earth, and you knew we were there!"

"Smack! If only I knew! Do you need to be followed? If I knew, would I need to tell you to lead the way? Cao Wenbao, that stupid person, do you want to see that you gave me a steamed bun back then, grandpa, I don't bother to pay attention to you! ”

Juniper's eyes froze, his shoulders that had been tense suddenly loosened, and he respectfully walked to the front to lead the way. "This person actually knows the general's name, and it sounds like he knows the general. Could it be my predecessor of the underworld army, the robe? Never be rude."

Hades "Humble House"

"Phew! Bah! Bah! Brother Cao, you said you! There are also seventy or eighty thousand brothers under his hands, occupying dozens of cities. Actually using the Maokeng as a stronghold, I'm so sorry for your identity as the leader of the underworld army" Looking at Cao Wenbao with a smile, Meng Qiu teased.

There was a joyful smile on the corner of his mouth, and Cao Wenbao didn't care about Meng Qiu's disrespect at all, "Brother Meng, it's good to know that you're okay, you're still alive."

Simple words, full of care and joy, finally saw his good brother, the other party was unscathed, and became a "righteous army" like himself. Cao Wenbao was full of joy, but unfortunately Meng Qiu's next sentence made him angry:

"I became King Yan's staff and helped King Yan seize the throne!"

"What do you say! You actually became the eagle dog of the imperial court! As soon as his eyebrows were twisted, Cao Wenbao slapped the table, and he was about to steal the knife and kill people. Then, he was "pressed down" by Meng Qiu's fluttering words:

"He asked me to do the assassination of the minister. Du Kun and Li Jin were also killed by him before."

Standing there with his hands raised, Cao Wenbao didn't stand or sit, and sighed for a long time: "What are your plans?" What is the heart of that dog prince? If you don't make it clear today, I'll kill you alive! ”。

"Brother Xiao Cao is still so arrogant, not cute at all" Relieved, Meng Qiu picked up Wang Yinglong with a calm face, and said:

"This matter is very simple, he is not a dog prince, he is a good prince. You, you, you, stare at a yarn! That's you! Stare again, grandpa, I'll blow you up your gray grandson! Then I will arrest all of you into the palace, cut off little JJ, and become a little eunuch! There is not even a cup of tea, no snacks, is this hospitality? If you go to the flyover to listen to the story, you have to throw two copper coins! ”

"Everyone, don't worry! Above...... Get on the cool water! With a helpless look on his face, Cao Wenbao waved his hand to signal his subordinates to calm down. Forget it, Brother Xiao Meng has the most powerful mouth, just by quarreling, he broke a powerful village and killed the barbarian dog thieves. Miscalculated, and let's see what he has to say."

"Since you are so sincere, I will tell you with great mercy! It's not easy for you to drink cold water on a cold day! Brother" After a few words, Meng Qiu suddenly patted Cao Wenbao's shoulder and said softly.

"The underworld army was born as a ghost of the underworld, and died as a demon of Shura. As long as you can take revenge, what is this bit of suffering? The corners of his eyes were wet, Cao Wenbao lowered his head and said in a low voice.

"Alas, we are all the same people. Didn't I join King Yan and help him seize the throne for revenge? Here's the thing......"