The adults of the Guan family wanted to talk to the guests, and the three daughters-in-law took the children out and let them go to the village to play by themselves. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Guan Kunyu didn't want to go, eavesdropping in the house could let him know more about the outside world, but he still reluctantly went out under the fierce eyes of the stupid mother.

can let go of the more than 200 catties of fleshy lumps of his stupid father in five moves, Guan Kunyu doesn't dare to die indiscriminately.

After going out, Guan Kunyu deliberately fell behind, and asked the sister-in-law's Lori about the two scholars. He was a little puzzled, because during the Wanli period, unless it was a good family, guests would generally not be allowed to see their daughters.

Although they are vulgar rural military households, they don't care too much about this aspect, but they don't feel inappropriate about the identity of Xiucai, which shows that the relationship between the two sides should be quite close, but he really can't think of when he climbed into Xiucai's relatives from home.

Xiao Lori remembered that the candied fruit was good just now, and she was very close to Guan Kunyu, and Bilibili told everything she knew. Guan Kunyu sorted out some information, coupled with his own guesses, and finally sorted it out.

One of these two people only knows the surname Wang, and I don't know what his identity is, and the other is a person who has something to do with the Guan family, called Chen Jiru, both of whom are Xiucai and friends of classmates. This time, they went to Nanjing to take the exam, but unfortunately both failed the list.

When the two returned together, they happened to meet their sister-in-law, the sister-in-law married into the Chen family and Chen Jiru are distant relatives, and at the same time Chen Jiru's "investor", the Chen family is not good, and can live a good life while studying with peace of mind, half of Thailand is thanks to the sister-in-law's family.

The sister-in-law is married to a Zhejiang merchant surnamed Chen, who has no status, but the family is very good, Chen Jiru is poor, but he is very good at learning, the Chen family is cold and warm to Chen Jiru of the same sect, Chen Jiru also lived up to expectations and took the Xiucai, and even was praised by Xu Jie, the former assistant who returned home to recuperate.

happened to be on the way, Chen Jiru and the two were in a bad mood, so they simply went together, and first visited Guan's house to relax.

Guan Kunyu didn't know who Wang Xiucai was, and he wasn't interested in knowing, because his current interest was all on Chen Jiru. As a painting lover, how can I not know about Chen Jiru, who is famous, tied with Dong Qichang and even better at painting?

There is a saying of "four Ming families" in the Ming painting circle, referring to the four painters of Shen Zhou, Wen Zhengming, Tang Bohu and Qiu Ying. At the end of the Ming Dynasty and the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, some people thought that although the painting skills of Tang and Qiu were good, their fame was not big enough. So "Shen Zhou, Wen Zhengming, Dong Qichang, and Chen Jiru" were collectively called the "Four Masters of the Ming Dynasty".

Guan Kunyu didn't expect that he would be able to get in touch with such a "big man" so closely, and suddenly began to YY up - if I could sell one or two of Chen Jiru's authentic handwritings, this would really make a fortune! Wait, I heard that Chen Jiru and Dong Qichang have a good relationship, if you can meet Dong Qichang by the way, and then deceive one or two pairs of Dong Qichang's authentic works......

Just thinking about it, Guan Kunyu actually started to drool.

However, the next moment, Guan Kunyu's head was hit hard.

"I knew it! If you can't see you for a moment, you'll be there in a daze, and if you want to play, you won't go, and you won't be able to save your mother from childhood to adulthood! ”

Guan Kunyu covered her head and looked back at the stupid mother, with a look of grievance.

I don't want to because I'm playing! I think I was a great magician at the beginning, but now I have to pee with a group of little boys, make mud, climb trees, and play house, and I can only see the hell if I am willing!

"Don't look at me, it's useless to look at me! Are you going or not!? ”

Looking at the majestic slap of the stupid girl, Guan Kunyu only felt that her buttocks hurt faintly, and she couldn't be softer anymore.

"Go, I'll go! Playing games or something, which kid doesn't like it......"

Guan Kunyu naturally won't say the rest - I'm not a child, of course I don't like it!

By the time Guan Kunyu caught up with the big army, Guan Kunji, the little fat man in the long house, had already shouted at a large group of bear children, who were gathering on the dirt slope at the edge of the field to play cosplay.

Seeing Guan Kunyu coming, Guan Kunji said with a smile:

"I'm stupid, I thought you weren't playing, come on! Today I am the general, you are the second general, Kunru is the military advisor, my cousin you are the pioneer, and my cousin is the princess. Others guess boxing, and those who win are officers and soldiers, and those who lose are Japanese robbers. ”

As the child king in the tun, Guan Kunji is by no means the shadow of his ancestors, but his own strength - he is the strongest among a group of little children.

No one questioned why the high-level votes were all from their family, and even characters like Dumb became the second general, and those who dared to question before were persuaded by the little fat man with his fists, so this time the cosplay event went smoothly.

My sister-in-law's Lori and Shota haven't played with this at all.,Obviously more excited than other children.。

"Interesting, isn't it?" Guan Kunyu asked suddenly.

Little Lori nodded desperately.

Excited, the red-cheeked Xiao Zheng Taiji replied in the affirmative: "Interesting!" ”

Guan Kunyu sighed weakly, and reluctantly watched these little boys make boring guesses and divide the boring team.

There are no tactics, no plot, nothing, only the little fat man Guan Kunji yelled boredly, and then the two sides began to fight in table tennis boringly.

There were a few adults standing in the field next to him, holding the hoe on the side while smirking and making boring comments, who is the best kid, who is the most cowardly, who is the most stupid.

Well, who's the kid the most stupid!?

Guan Kunyu yawned boredly:

"If you don't even have a plot, you can start fighting directly, bad reviews!"

I wanted to find a place to hide while I wasn't paying attention, but Guan Kunji was a kind person who would repay him, and he still remembered Guan Kunyu's candied fruit, so he grabbed Guan Kunyu's shoulder and said:

"Second general, we have more people than the Japanese people, this battle is won! Let's go and cut off a few more heads, and the princess is watching from behind! ”

As he spoke, the little fat man Guan Kunji grabbed Guan Kunyu and rushed into the battlefield and fought with the "Japanese Kou".

Where can Guan Kunyu be willing, but his unwillingness does not mean that others are also unwilling, and he received several blows on the head in a short time.

"A bunch of ancient little kids, they know how to fight all day long, how can I be as knowledgeable as a modern person!?"

"I'll go, I'm not wronged with you, why did you find me!?"

"Rub, it's enough to hit once, why do you have a second hit!?"

"Don't get an inch!? Lao Tzu let you still get addicted!? ”

"Your sister! The tiger is not threatening, when I am a sick cat, a group of little children, I don't go to the house for three days, see how I teach you! ”

……

After a bouquet of incense, Guan Kunyu lay on the ground with panda eyes and gasped for breath.

"I can't believe that I actually fought with a bunch of runny little broken children for a long time! If you let the other traversers know about this, you won't die of laughter! ”

The little fat man Guan Kunji's fat hand was on Guan Kunyu's body.

"Second General, you are very powerful today, you have killed three of them alone! Awesome, awesome!

Guan Kunyu couldn't wait to crack in the ground and get in, and tilted his face to the side in shame. The little fat man Guan Kunyu is indeed sincerely praising him Yes, there were frequent fights between clans in the Ming Dynasty, not to mention military families, and ordinary families would not beat and scold children because of such small fights, on the contrary, if you fight well, you will be rewarded. But Guan Kunyu doesn't care what others think, he just feels that he is too ashamed to be a time-traveler from modern times and still mess with a bunch of little kids.

The little fat man Guan Kunji saw Guan Kunyu turning his head to the side with a bad face, thinking that he was in pain, and hurriedly cared:

"Do your eyes hurt?"

"What do you think?" Guan Kunyu replied angrily.

"Then why don't you cry?"

"Who would cry because of such a!?"

The little fat man glanced at the crying slugs around him.

"They will."

Guan Kunyu rolled her eyes.

At this time, a farmer who had just watched the battle next to him interjected:

"I didn't expect Derpy to be so ruthless, it's really your father's seed!"

Guan Kunyu continued to roll his eyes.

"Grandpa is a hundred households, my father will be a hundred households in the future, and then I will also be a hundred households, when the time comes, our brothers will go into battle together to kill the enemy and earn a future for you!"

This time, Guan Kunyu did not roll his eyes, but sighed.

"Yes, you will be a hundred households, and I will be a tun army, and even a soldier can't be a tun army. So, what should I do if I don't want to make a career on the battlefield? ”

The military households are miserable enough, but the military households are actually divided into three, six, nine and so on, among which the Tunjun is the worst wave, only a little better than the gang of scum who committed the army.

Although he was born in a military family and coincided with the beginning of the era of martial arts turning over at the end of the Ming Dynasty, Guan Kunyu is quite self-aware, he does not have any talent for war, if the starting point is high enough, it is fine, but when he grows up, he climbs up from the bottom step by step? I'm sorry, but arrows on the battlefield don't just because you're a traverser.

What's more, at the end of the Ming Dynasty, the guard post had long been rotten, and even the soldiers in the guard post had little combat effectiveness, as the most inferior garrison in the guard, once they were sent to the battlefield, there was no doubt that they would be used as cannon fodder in cannon fodder. Of course, the Guan family is rich and hundreds of households, and it is generally impossible to get Guan Kunyu to go to the battlefield in turn, but even so, it is just a matter of eating and waiting for death.

Is it that a lifetime has passed in such a mess?

"Nope! Never! Guan Kunyu roared angrily in his heart. He is not a person with big ambitions, and he doesn't think he is a savior, but he is definitely a guy who is greedy for pleasure and not very peaceful, "Since you can no longer play on the Internet and your mobile phone, then as a substitute, at least you must eat wives and concubines in a group, otherwise wouldn't it be a trip in vain!?" ”

Correct...... Guan Kunyu here is still secretly expressing his determination in his heart, but Guan Kunji, the little fat man over there, has come up with a new way to play.

"Second General, let's go fishing tomorrow."

“……”

The ideal is plump, the reality is skinny, Guan Kunyu realized that before thinking about those profound life problems, he had better deal with the troubles in front of him - find a way not to mess around with these little children every day, it is by no means to enjoy childhood, nor to squander time, it is definitely a punishment for living like a year!

In a flash of inspiration, Guan Kunyu popped up with a good idea.